EPTWhile I never did anything that even shock me, I do enjoy watching “shock” videos. So I guess that’s “dark” enough for me.
The "Dark Side" Thread - Page 5
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njnick
United States176 Posts
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Aruno
New Zealand748 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Wacked a cricket bat into my brother's balls for no good reason(though we use to fight a lot when we were younger) He practically tried to kill me for it thou - He's fine, no permanent damage  Happened when I was around 12 he was 14. I'm sure I've done worse, but that is all the comes to mind right now. | ||
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pfods
United States895 Posts
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:11 Alekh47 wrote: @news fucking dark + Show Spoiler + you know for the longest time i always hated news. He black-pmed me a couple of times politely noting how ignorant I was. I checked his posts a lot and a few of them were pretty bad. seeing what he did to those moles..... ugh. living in certain places doesn't justify it, so  I always saw news as the fat guy who sits behind his computer drinking beer on south park, never realizing that a) he had no life ad b) that the people he was fucking with hated his guts, and that they had a life too. I still hate him, but less. Woah shit is on now. Also News that's pretty fucked up. I remember in early grade school me and most of the guys in my glass would kill worms by cooking them on the metal window borders on really hot days at recess. I still fucking hate worms. Actually I have a bit of a phobia of them now, and get really freaked out and upset when a worm gets close to me or on my person. Guess they got the last laugh. On January 26 2011 11:28 pfods wrote: In fourth grade I slammed a kids hands in his desk for an odish card....No one liked that kid. He ate fucking mayonnaise on his fries and pizza. What the fuck is with that? LOL really stellar childhood reasoning there. | ||
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gongryong
Korea (South)1430 Posts
On January 26 2011 10:43 agarangu wrote: Darker There was this insanely ugly girl who had a huge crush on me, and when she told me so we had this conversation: SHE: Hey you know I like you, so? ME: I don't like you, sorry. SHE: Is it because I'm ugly? HE: Yes, yes it is. LOL. You win!  | ||
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TipperT
United States43 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:28 pfods wrote: In fourth grade I slammed a kids hands in his desk for an odish card....No one liked that kid. He ate fucking mayonnaise on his fries and pizza. What the fuck is with that? Kids at my school put ranch and mashed potatoes with gravy on top of the pizza, its really disgusting what people eat these days. | ||
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Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
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Foreplay
United States1154 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:28 pfods wrote: In fourth grade I slammed a kids hands in his desk for an odish card....No one liked that kid. He ate fucking mayonnaise on his fries and pizza. What the fuck is with that? every school has that kid. He's is always weird as shit and eats mayonaise with his fries. Why is it that only the least popular kid in school is always the one who likes mayonaise on his fries? I bet he wore sweatpants every day also. | ||
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blahman3344
United States2015 Posts
Kinda Dark: + Show Spoiler + This kid back in the 7th grade used to bully me to no end. After some threats from him to shoot my mom with a paintball gun, I went and made fun of his mother (who died of cancer the year before...I knew too). The kid broke down and cried. I almost got suspended for that... | ||
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Coutcha
Canada519 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:28 pfods wrote: In fourth grade I slammed a kids hands in his desk for an odish card....No one liked that kid. He ate fucking mayonnaise on his fries and pizza. What the fuck is with that? Thats ok its like the cutest pokemon EVA | ||
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jackarage
Canada104 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:44 Foreplay wrote: every school has that kid. He's is always weird as shit and eats mayonaise with his fries. Why is it that only the least popular kid in school is always the one who likes mayonaise on his fries? I bet he wore sweatpants every day also. I don't get it. What is so wrong with eating fries with mayo? People should just try it once in their lifetime. If you think it is disguising, I have nothing to say. Personally I think it taste as good as with ketchup or mustard. That's right I sometime ate fries with mustard. | ||
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Kakera
United States419 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:05 Whiladan wrote: Thanks for making me feel better about myself, TL <3 Dark...I am slightly racist against black women because I dated a black woman and she cheated on me several times. Does that even count? Dude, I tell people I don't find black girls attractive due to bone structure. It gets the lulz, but in all honesty black girls disgust me. The hair, facial structure, the attitude, it's all a huge turnoff. @jackarage- he was "that" kid. lul Dark: Hmm, I don't do much dark stuff as I'm a pretty chill dude... but If i had to pick one, it was after my breakup with my first girlfriend. I started talking to her best friend-blahblah-we fuck, alot- I use her until I leave for the military. Dark part is for me, I wasn't even nice enough to lie to her even though she clearly wanted more from me, I would tell her straight up it was never going to happen and she just needed to lie back and take what I had to offer or bounce. She stuck around. Happy ending, I got over my depression started dating her while I was in the military got to know her and she was actually pretty cool plus we were already past awkward phase, and I get to do whatever(sexually) I want to her cause that was our relationship then, and now we're married and I couldn't love her less. Relationships built on cold honesty bros, they equal win. Whatever I want. Remember that. | ||
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koveras
163 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I once threw wet toilet paper to our new subsitute teacher while he whas facing the board. darker + Show Spoiler + A friend and I got so drunk we drank ourselves into a coma. I whas found onconscious with my pants down in the toilet. My friends brother later told me also also puked over my friends face. darkest + Show Spoiler + When I whas in high school I had a flat tire on my bike. The kid I whas often picking on offered me a ride on the back of his bike. Probably because he wanted to be friends with me. He brought me close to my house which whas a 45min. bike trip but a few meters before coming to my door I told him I could handle it from here and he should leave. I had picked up my bike that evening with the car and fixed the tire. The next day after school I whas biking home with a classmate while the kid I often whas picking on whas riding behind me. I probably thaught he whas annoying so I ran him into bushes. His face whas all scratched and he looked at me with the saddest face and asked... why !? I replied... because im an ashhole. And I still think im a pretty nice guy. | ||
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Kyhol
Canada2575 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:00 jcroisdale wrote: Everything seems legit beside the jail thing. But its most likely because you live in canada and i live in.Arizona because for the shit you did i'd still be in jail if i got caught. I did time for just basic drinking shit. Crown and coke what are you 40 shit is hard to put down. Pantera makes sense cause im not an agressive drunk but i listen to more chill music but my boy james listen to metal shit and is always kicking ass or headbutting holes threw walls and shit Where I live there are a lot of drunks, so it's very common to get thrown into jail for a night. It's just a concrete room with a bunch of smelly bums. It was quite depressing to see the waste in there. That's what happens when you're a fucking dirtbag though. I shoot jack daniels, so I find crown a joke to drink. I've pretty much quit drinking, I'm a bit of a Jackel and Hide character when I drink a lot, but I'm conscious of this so I can make the adjustments needed. That's what happens when you drink a mothership full of booze when you drink. Dark + Show Spoiler + When I was 17 I walked into an electronics store and robbed something I didn't need just so I'd get caught. I knew that if I was caught they wouldn't charge me because I was underage and had no criminal record. The police showed up at my house and I acted like a total jackass to them and they still didn't do anything. I suppose all went according to plan. | ||
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pfods
United States895 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:44 Foreplay wrote: every school has that kid. He's is always weird as shit and eats mayonaise with his fries. Why is it that only the least popular kid in school is always the one who likes mayonaise on his fries? I bet he wore sweatpants every day also. YES! And he had a mullet and smelled disgusting. I used to torture him by asking him random shit about almonds. Like where did your almonds go, where are the almonds, do you see my almonds, etc. I don't know why it was almonds, but it drove him crazy. He's a trashy wanna be thug now who works at mcdonalds. Still hate that kid. | ||
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Retgery
Canada1229 Posts
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jackarage
Canada104 Posts
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ToxNub
Canada805 Posts
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Kakera
United States419 Posts
On January 26 2011 11:56 Retgery wrote: Why is it mostly Canadians posting in this thread? Canadians are by stereotype, "nice". But in reality they're all sick fucks who have sex with sheep (j/p) But no really they're all innately evil, like gingers. Really joking about the sheep thing, us americans do some gross shit with our farmstock as well. | ||
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GeneticToss
Canada188 Posts
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