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My mom is such a bitch [rant]

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vstar
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Korea (South)693 Posts
September 15 2007 18:24 GMT
#1
As the title says, my mom is such a bitch. When will she ever shut the fuck up about SAT's and school? I don't even have shit to do anymore since I'm a senior. Yet she's bitching? I have to re-take the SAT's but that shit's gonna be easy...all my other classes are a joke too, except AP Bio. Nonetheless I wanted to play ONE game of fucking starcraft seeing that my saturday is loaded with marching band and volunteering. She sees me and starts bitching. Is playing one game that bad? It wasn't like I was playing for two or three hours...people like my mom should die. They don't know shit.

First, she tells me to do well on the SAT, and go to a good college. I can do that, but can she? Must she constantly bitch? I could ask her, "Where did you go? If you took the SAT's now, you'd do so badly." And why can't I even play games now? I'm a senior, and as I said, I havent' really played excessively. I control myself and make things like my homework, college apps, and essays my My priority. Yet she constantly complains about me “ALWAYS” playing games. I guess that parents, especially my parents, will never understand. My dad, on the other hand, isn’t as bad. He understands everything. Too bad he’s in a business trip in Korea. Thus my mom has complete control right now and doesn’t let me do SHIT. This is frustrating, especially the fact that I can’t do shit on a Saturday and Sunday. The reason I am pissed is I can’t play even that one game I’ve been waiting to play forever. My mom is just there to ruin things. I can’t wait until I get my SAT score back again for October, get into a good college, and rub it in her face. My dad is usually supportive, telling me to try my best on my SAT. However, my mom tells me to do well or else it’s the “end of the world” and I will “not get into college.” I don’t get why she keeps telling me…I can break 2100 like it’s my job and yet I have to retake it. ^^ Life is such a bitch. When they say parents are supposed to help their kids grow and learn things, I have learned one thing: never to be like my mother.

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vstar
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Korea (South)693 Posts
September 15 2007 18:26 GMT
#2
Sorry for the profanity. Currently pissed off like no other.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
September 15 2007 18:27 GMT
#3
lol
Moderatorsloppy little slug
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-15 18:29:31
September 15 2007 18:28 GMT
#4
Nice rant. Your mother seems normal for most parents anyways, alot of people are, have been or could be in this situation. I would say a bunch of stuff, but it wouldn't matter. We all figure life out in different ways.

Edit: AP Bio is a joke, actually.
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vstar
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Korea (South)693 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-15 18:30:12
September 15 2007 18:29 GMT
#5
Yea, I can't wait to get the fuck out of the house and do shit that i want
our school's bio is fucking imba. rofl
Auspicious
Profile Joined August 2007
United States175 Posts
September 15 2007 18:32 GMT
#6
Your mom is normal, and it's extremely stupid to say OH YEA U COULDNT DO WELL ON THE SAT because it's not a competition between you and her, and how well she'd do is totally irrelevant. She just wants you to go to a good school. If you "rub it in her face" assuming you DO get into a good school, then you're the bitch, not her.
You don't fuck around with the infinite.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
September 15 2007 18:38 GMT
#7
Copy your rant over into Word, edit out all references to 'bitch' etc, then show her this.

Keep in mind, if you are successful you can't really 'rub it in her face' since she wants you to do well.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 15 2007 19:04 GMT
#8
I think you should chill about saying your mom deserves to die. Think about it, you honestly want to end the life of someone who cared with you over one StarCraft game? Come on now. I wouldn't want to kill anyone, especially over a StarCraft game, especially my mom. No matter how bitchy my mom is as well. She just wants the best for you, and though it may bother you, I think you should remember that when you get angry and frustrated.
Peace~
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-15 19:22:49
September 15 2007 19:22 GMT
#9
On September 16 2007 03:29 vstar wrote:
Yea, I can't wait to get the fuck out of the house and do shit that i want


It's not that great. >.>

In my case you get more freedom, but less food.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
backdrOp
Profile Joined November 2005
United States104 Posts
September 15 2007 19:29 GMT
#10
On September 16 2007 04:04 fanatacist wrote:
She just wants the best for you, and though it may bother you, I think you should remember that when you get angry and frustrated.


That's pretty much it. Even though you are responsible and can handle balancing games with your school work, she really doesn't want you to get caught up and regret it years later. It's just motherly love
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
September 15 2007 19:56 GMT
#11
Play StarCraft all day. Your mum can't say anything above bitching you are playing ALWAYS games.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
September 15 2007 20:05 GMT
#12
calling your mom a bitch just makes you a son of a bitch
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
September 15 2007 20:08 GMT
#13
On September 16 2007 04:22 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2007 03:29 vstar wrote:
Yea, I can't wait to get the fuck out of the house and do shit that i want


It's not that great. >.>

In my case you get more freedom, but less food.


Ahaha yeah whenever my brother comes to visit from college he always looks so worn out and thin. Eats all the shit in my house -_-;;;

"Can I eat this chocolate in the refrigerator?"
"It was there for a month."
A minute later ...
"Tastes good."

-_-;;;

Anyways, I used to get pretty pissed when I wasn't allowed to play BW, but nowadays it's just turned into "meh" status because seriously, your parents want what's best for you (damn it I almost typed marines instead of parents for some reason) and I guess it's only a matter of time before you realize that.
^-^
Sky101
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States1758 Posts
September 15 2007 20:12 GMT
#14
On September 16 2007 05:05 geometryb wrote:
calling your mom a bitch just makes you a son of a bitch

Hahahah.
On a serious note, AP Biology was so hard. I was never good at Bio
Peter, Dang, pm me!!!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
September 15 2007 20:20 GMT
#15
Talk to CaucasianAsian.

His mom thinks he's on druggs, and he can't convince her otherwise despite repeated drug test saying otherwise
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-15 20:30:36
September 15 2007 20:30 GMT
#16
On September 16 2007 05:20 thedeadhaji wrote:
Talk to CaucasianAsian.

His mom thinks he's on druggs, and he can't convince her otherwise despite repeated drug test saying otherwise

Some time around 7th grade, my mom asked me "Why can't you be more like your friend Colin, he's so good at English!" and I said "Mom, we're foreign." So she said "That's no excuse." I felt trapped so I said "But... I'm better than him at math!" and she told me "Don't compare yourself to people that are worse than you."

wtf T__T.
Peace~
Kraekkling
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
731 Posts
September 15 2007 21:36 GMT
#17
:o
kill her :/
(*^^)(^*)
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
September 15 2007 21:36 GMT
#18
Reminds me of this kid I'm helping with his training and such. He was planning to get a bunch of training hours this weekend since it was free from competitions. But then today or yesterday he said "i dont think I'll be able to train that much this weekend". I asked if he was injured, ill or felt tired or something like that. He said "no my mom think I'm training too much lately".
So there you have a mother who at this day and age when kids are obese left and right dont want her child to be outside doing sports.
Oh and he trains less than 7h/week and school results are not behind her motive.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
September 15 2007 21:42 GMT
#19
replace game/starcraft with puff/smoke

As the title says, my mom is such a bitch. When will she ever shut the fuck up about SAT's and school? I don't even have shit to do anymore since I'm a senior. Yet she's bitching? I have to re-take the SAT's but that shit's gonna be easy...all my other classes are a joke too, except AP Bio. Nonetheless I wanted to smoke ONE puff of fucking jacks seeing that my saturday is loaded with marching band and volunteering. She sees me and starts bitching. Is smoking one cigarette that bad? It wasn't like I was smoking for two or three hours...people like my mom should die. They don't know shit.

First, she tells me to do well on the SAT, and go to a good college. I can do that, but can she? Must she constantly bitch? I could ask her, "Where did you go? If you took the SAT's now, you'd do so badly." And why can't I even smoke jacks now? I'm a senior, and as I said, I havent' really smoked excessively. I control myself and make things like my homework, college apps, and essays my My priority. Yet she constantly complains about me “ALWAYS” smoking. I guess that parents, especially my parents, will never understand. My dad, on the other hand, isn’t as bad. He understands everything. Too bad he’s in a business trip in Korea. Thus my mom has complete control right now and doesn’t let me do SHIT. This is frustrating, especially the fact that I can’t do shit on a Saturday and Sunday. The reason I am pissed is I can’t smoke even that one Marlboro Smooth I’ve been waiting to smoke forever. My mom is just there to ruin things. I can’t wait until I get my SAT score back again for October, get into a good college, and rub it in her face. My dad is usually supportive, telling me to try my best on my SAT. However, my mom tells me to do well or else it’s the “end of the world” and I will “not get into college.” I don’t get why she keeps telling me…I can break 2100 like it’s my job and yet I have to retake it. ^^ Life is such a bitch. When they say parents are supposed to help their kids grow and learn things, I have learned one thing: never to be like my mother.


Maybe she is trying to help you quit a bad habit.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Q(-_-Q)
Profile Joined August 2007
United States348 Posts
September 15 2007 21:48 GMT
#20
On September 16 2007 06:42 CaucasianAsian wrote:
replace game/starcraft with puff/smoke

Show nested quote +
As the title says, my mom is such a bitch. When will she ever shut the fuck up about SAT's and school? I don't even have shit to do anymore since I'm a senior. Yet she's bitching? I have to re-take the SAT's but that shit's gonna be easy...all my other classes are a joke too, except AP Bio. Nonetheless I wanted to smoke ONE puff of fucking jacks seeing that my saturday is loaded with marching band and volunteering. She sees me and starts bitching. Is smoking one cigarette that bad? It wasn't like I was smoking for two or three hours...people like my mom should die. They don't know shit.

First, she tells me to do well on the SAT, and go to a good college. I can do that, but can she? Must she constantly bitch? I could ask her, "Where did you go? If you took the SAT's now, you'd do so badly." And why can't I even smoke jacks now? I'm a senior, and as I said, I havent' really smoked excessively. I control myself and make things like my homework, college apps, and essays my My priority. Yet she constantly complains about me “ALWAYS” smoking. I guess that parents, especially my parents, will never understand. My dad, on the other hand, isn’t as bad. He understands everything. Too bad he’s in a business trip in Korea. Thus my mom has complete control right now and doesn’t let me do SHIT. This is frustrating, especially the fact that I can’t do shit on a Saturday and Sunday. The reason I am pissed is I can’t smoke even that one Marlboro Smooth I’ve been waiting to smoke forever. My mom is just there to ruin things. I can’t wait until I get my SAT score back again for October, get into a good college, and rub it in her face. My dad is usually supportive, telling me to try my best on my SAT. However, my mom tells me to do well or else it’s the “end of the world” and I will “not get into college.” I don’t get why she keeps telling me…I can break 2100 like it’s my job and yet I have to retake it. ^^ Life is such a bitch. When they say parents are supposed to help their kids grow and learn things, I have learned one thing: never to be like my mother.


Maybe she is trying to help you quit a bad habit.



haha, nice analogy
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