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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6184 Posts
August 21 2014 03:40 GMT
#21
sorry PyrionFlax, but HenchNeedly is right about the journalism and quoting.
Oboeman
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada3980 Posts
August 21 2014 04:55 GMT
#22
On August 21 2014 12:40 Piste wrote:
sorry PyrionFlax, but HenchNeedly is right about the journalism and quoting.

it's satire. right?
he's making fun of the "journalists" in this little story.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
August 21 2014 05:35 GMT
#23
The message I came away with is Fuck Slasher.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
August 21 2014 06:20 GMT
#24
On August 21 2014 12:20 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
"- And you won't believe what happened next!"

The person responsible for starting this plague has a special palce in hell reserved for them.

"People hate him! One weird trick to make everyone hate you."

+ Show Spoiler +
And you won't believe what happened next!
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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
August 21 2014 07:43 GMT
#25
If I won't believe it anyway, then there isn't much of a reason for me to read it, and I can just as well go and do something more useful, right?
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
August 21 2014 08:13 GMT
#26
On August 21 2014 03:13 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Not sure what the fuck I just read but since I randomly stumbled across a link to the whole Zoe Quinn saga today this satire feels comparatively sane.


Weirdly i just stumbled accross it too juste before i read that
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
BeMannerDuPenner
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Germany5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-21 11:55:27
August 21 2014 11:54 GMT
#27
On August 21 2014 03:13 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Not sure what the fuck I just read but since I randomly stumbled across a link to the whole Zoe Quinn saga today this satire feels comparatively sane.


damn you FA.
just wasted like an hour of my time reading through all of that. now thats some really fucked up drama show
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FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
August 21 2014 15:33 GMT
#28
On August 21 2014 20:54 BeMannerDuPenner wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2014 03:13 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Not sure what the fuck I just read but since I randomly stumbled across a link to the whole Zoe Quinn saga today this satire feels comparatively sane.


damn you FA.
just wasted like an hour of my time reading through all of that. now thats some really fucked up drama show


You should read TotalBiscuit stake on this if you haven't
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
phagga
Profile Joined February 2012
Switzerland2194 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-21 18:43:25
August 21 2014 18:42 GMT
#29
On August 22 2014 00:33 FFW_Rude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2014 20:54 BeMannerDuPenner wrote:
On August 21 2014 03:13 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Not sure what the fuck I just read but since I randomly stumbled across a link to the whole Zoe Quinn saga today this satire feels comparatively sane.


damn you FA.
just wasted like an hour of my time reading through all of that. now thats some really fucked up drama show


You should read TotalBiscuit stake on this if you haven't

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s4nmr1/

It's basically: "If you did unethical stuff, I disagree with it, and now leave me alone because I don't want to be dragged down into this hellhole".

Edit: Also, 5/5 for OP, very entertaining especially after the whole Zoe Quinn drama.
"A person who does not concern himself with politics has already made the political choice he was so anxious to spare himself: he is serving the ruling party." - Max Frisch
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-21 22:03:51
August 21 2014 21:59 GMT
#30
Video game journalism, lol.
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
August 22 2014 02:20 GMT
#31
Pyrion, I really like your blogs.
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Kazzoo
Profile Joined October 2010
France368 Posts
August 22 2014 12:28 GMT
#32
Poe's law and shit. But did some people really take that seriously ?
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
August 22 2014 15:00 GMT
#33
This was pretty great .
User was warned for too many mimes.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
August 22 2014 16:01 GMT
#34
Dude, Hench Needly needs to get taken down a peg or two. At Gamescrum last year I asked him for an interview and he said he was too busy. I managed to grab his arm just as he was about to take the stage to make the keynote speech and I asked him then but I mean come on, those things always start late and I had an important question about how this one time he didn’t flush the toilet and left this big turd floating there for the next guy.

Should have reserved that question for his speech though, it would be easier to get the word out :\
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
August 22 2014 17:53 GMT
#35
barryclimbdown sounds like a cunt. what am i missing here?
age: 84 | location: california | sex: 잘함
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
August 23 2014 01:00 GMT
#36
Man who's had enough
@HenchNeedly: @TheBarryClimbdown YOU CAN’T PUT SHIT IN QUOTES IF IT’S NOT A FUCKING QUOTE YOU LITTLE CUNT


and the SJW's that plague the internet
@ShittFecker69: woah @HenchNeedly just called @TheBarryClimbdown a cunt on twitter
@SofiaHurtsallover: Yet another sad indictment of the games industry’s attitude to women

This satire is too close to reality to even make me laugh. You can't even differentiate between female feminists, trolling faux-feminists, male feminists, extreme feminists. Drama, regurgitated drama, drama that's been through the 4Chan blunderbuss (good term): eat enough of it, and you'll start spitting it out too. Take 2 weeks off and pass it all by with some adage about kids and a bemused smile.
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
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Jragon
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia1471 Posts
August 23 2014 01:47 GMT
#37
I'd like to publically state my support for @Sophiahurtsallover, you can quote me on that you integrity-loving cunts.
"Bisu is just too good." - Jaedong (http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=218995) "Bisu hyung's play is just too good" - Flash (http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=225861)
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
August 23 2014 04:44 GMT
#38
Pyrion Flax's blogs are always twice as good because of the comments.

5/5
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 23 2014 05:15 GMT
#39
How do video games have journalism? Is there gonna be a video-game-TMZ that reveals Princess Peach's shocking affair with Kirby!?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Proflo
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States148 Posts
August 23 2014 06:58 GMT
#40
God damn this was painful to read....

If you just read the first half and you're innebriated you can easily believe the the 'journalist' is actually an entitled piece of shit who thinks making up statements and throwing quotes around them is acceptable.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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