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On May 24 2013 03:51 Shadowpostin wrote:
Pretty sure it takes less than 10 years for most animals to die from starvation lol
Actually dehydration would kill most first
Face it,the Tardigrade is your champion wimpy mortals.
Would that thing outlast a Galapagos turtle?
no reproduction allowed.
assuming the arena has shit they can both eat.
quick blazinghand add some water to the arena so i can win.
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I choose.... Teddy Motherfuckin` `Murica Roosevelt.
He will use his grizzly strength to take down any big animals 1v1 SSBMNoItemsFinalDestinationOnly. He can take off his frame-less pimp glasses and use his laser vision to decimate water bear scum. Weak, womenly animals like the poison dart frog or venomous snakes will be foiled by the ambrosia flowing through his veins.
Once I win, I will elect him as President and he will rule post apocalyptic earth with fist and fright.
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On May 24 2013 03:54 PassiveAce wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2013 03:51 Shadowpostin wrote:
Pretty sure it takes less than 10 years for most animals to die from starvation lol
Actually dehydration would kill most first
Face it,the Tardigrade is your champion wimpy mortals. Would that thing outlast a Galapagos turtle? no reproduction allowed. assuming the arena has shit they can both eat. quick blazinghand add some water to the arena so i can win.
nop,the tardigrade can live WITHOUT ANY food or water for 120 years,which is longer than the turtle with food lol
these things are basically indestructible
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Blazinghand
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I'm sure the tardigrade vs galapagos turtle battle will be a stirring and epic combat
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Still better than Klitschkos fights
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So are animal rights suddenly not a thing in 2 years, or have they developed some means of granting consent?
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Blazinghand
United States25558 Posts
On May 24 2013 04:04 farvacola wrote:
So are animal rights suddenly not a thing in 2 years, or have they developed some means of granting consent?
We're talking about a tournament where animals fight to the death to choose the president of the USA in a post-apocalyptic environment, and the part you find unbelievable is the lack of animal rights?
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On May 24 2013 04:05 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2013 04:04 farvacola wrote:
So are animal rights suddenly not a thing in 2 years, or have they developed some means of granting consent? We're talking about a tournament where animals fight to the death to choose the president of the USA in a post-apocalyptic environment, and the part you find unbelievable is the lack of animal rights?
Yep.
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I guess the only way to prevent something like a tardigrade to bore people to death you need to instal a judge that will automatically disqualify a animal for being passive.
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Are we allowed to indirectly alter the behavior of our animal? For instance, if I were to choose a wolf, would I be permitted to deprive it of food to the point where it becomes hyper-aggressive due to starvation?
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On May 24 2013 04:12 Archas wrote:
Are we allowed to indirectly alter the behavior of our animal? For instance, if I were to choose a wolf, would I be permitted to deprive it of food to the point where it becomes hyper-aggressive due to starvation?
I can see there being no other way, as this is how we get animals to fight today. Good luck with your wolf against a pissed off hippo though 
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I would like to see a hippo in a video game style arena where its just the hippo against a succession of tougher animals until the hippo cant win by just sitting on its opponent.
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On May 24 2013 03:47 Shadowpostin wrote:My choice: a Tardigrade ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/rRNTfwl.jpg) Assuming the fight is "to the death" the other animal would just die of starvation eventually. Where is your elephant now?
Dammit, sniped.
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Wait, is it fight to the death? Or do-nothing-and-hope-your-opponent-dies-to-environmental-circumstances to the death?
In the latter I pick the Aldabra giant tortoise. I bet it would eat the tardigrade before eventually (after a long long time) dying of starvation/dehydration.
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guess it depends if the animal would be able to find the tardigrade
a fully grown one is a millimeter long lol
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Blazinghand
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so mice and anteaters and stuff would be all up on that
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On May 24 2013 05:32 Blazinghand wrote:
so mice and anteaters and stuff would be all up on that
and then gorillas will be back in force.
I love how the meta evolves.
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Blazinghand
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On May 24 2013 05:33 PassiveAce wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2013 05:32 Blazinghand wrote:
so mice and anteaters and stuff would be all up on that and then gorillas will be back in force. I love how the meta evolves.
The first tournament would probably be won by a water bear, then the next tourney quarterfinals would be like mostly like aardvarks and andeaters
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Okay I'm going to go with the poison dart frog as well. It eats insects so hopefully it can find that crazy tardigarde even if its technically an animal, and its poison is extremely deadly against anything else.
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