EPTBADMAN AND ROBBER EPISOD 1!!
(BADMAN AND ROBBER TAK THE BANK MONEY)
Introdutcon:
dum dum dum dum ba ba DUM DA-DAAAAAAAAA brrrrapapapapapapappapapapa CHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BADMAAAAAAAAAAAN and robber! BADMAAAAAAAAN and robber!
PATTAPATPAPAdum dum dum dum dum baba DUM DA-DAAAAAAAAAAAA tatata *clack*
Now is time for Bad man and robber!
Not:e this is "alternative univers" wehre batman and robn are BADMAN and ROBBER.They are the bad gus.
Patr on robber tels the joke to badman!
Badman and Robber was resting in the BADCAVE which was cave but in secret disguis. It used to had cats and a lizird ini t but Bad man mad them go waay so it could become BADCAVE.
Robber was readding a dictinory he had with him. he aksed a question to badman "BadMan waht is a pronon?"
Badman said "it is a word that decsribs an oun (but" it actualy is not pronon(actually is adjecve) but its okey sins badman dint spake germin!)
Robber said "i Know taht Bad-man!"
Then BADMAN sohuted "WAT a minute! If yuo alread know what it maens why did you asked me??"
"It was a joke Ha Ha Ha"!....
Part tow badman and Robber ride on the badmobile!
BADMAn was hongreh!So he said; "Robber lets get som mony from the banke"
"Okey I finshied my ditocniary"
"Wen eed to get the BADMOBILE"
The BADMOBILE was a mobile (this is word for 'car' robber found in diteconary) and name after BAdman. It was used tobe 1954 buick before it was new name "Badmobile"? yes. When Robber went car sohping he bougt it and Badman sad "this car is very bad" and taht made Robber happy ("bad!)" until "Why did you hit me Bad man??"
BADMAN and Robber want into the Badmobile throgh the door to get inside. Bad Man truned teh keys and BadMobile made a noise liek "brrrrooooommpittapitapitapitachakakakakakapbbbtf" and it was moving!
Badman drives to the bank and "it is time to find a parking spac"e
Robber say "do you use it??"
so they found a place to pakr. But when the badmobile bumped with its bumper into bumper of the car next to it, the BADMOBILE explodded!!!!
"BOOOOOOOOM"
BADMan was flying through the air with safety "Good thing I was not waering seat belts!"
But Robber...WAS!
Part Three!bad Man and Robber steal teh mony!1
Then they went tobank. "Lest' get money from" it so that is where they was went
BADMAN went in the doors way and take out a gun "GIVE Me the mony or I will shoot you" and he shot the gun but miss and hit an other banker.
"Ooops now give me the mony"
"WHO IS IT THIS MAN!" said the all bank man (except the one with dead from badman!)
"IT IS BADMAN" said BADMAN to them
"And also ROBBER!" said loudly robber but Bad-Man was in the way so he wait behind him.
"Uh Oh We need to call the police!" so the bank call the police and they said "We are coming in now!"
Badman shout "They called the cops on us! lets tak the mony and get out of here!"
BUT IT IS TOO LATE.
The cops come "LOOK ITS BADMAN" "And also Robber!"
They shoot guns at Bad man but robber was in the door way so he got a lot of wunds from guns! until he died.
Bad Man had the money "LATS GO ROBBER" so they went out of the bank and to the Badmobile.But it was not ther becaus of the bigger explodeon!
"Robber go buy a new BADMOBILE"
"Okey" and robber want car shoping agin!
40 minute late robber come back carrying something "Look at this its new car ('mobile') badmobile!!1"
It was ford pinto.
"Robber, this mobile is EVEN OMRE BAD THAN OTHER BADMOBILE" and Badman hit Robber on teh ead. "We need to go now becaus the polis man are chasing us"
"Here is carkeys" and badman turned them "brrrrooooommpittapitapitapitachakakakakakapbbbtf" anad tey made the get away! "Hwe he heh he he he he heh heh"
TOBE CONTINUD
