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Well fuck the Chinese "toilets" aka shit holes - Page 2

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SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
March 20 2012 08:42 GMT
#21
I lol'd and I cried at the same time.
Whenever I see those toilets here - I avoid them like the plague cause thoughts of these exact situations run through my head.

I am deeply sorry, but LOL
Hit them hard! Hit them low! - Forever a Bisu Fan!~!
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
March 20 2012 08:45 GMT
#22
Your karma bar is now full.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
March 20 2012 08:48 GMT
#23
Huh, when I was a kid I heard from my dad (who had been to Japan) that the japanese toilets were like out of this world. It, like, talks to you and makes conversation, and flushes automatically, and it's just the best thing in the world.

I guess Chinese toilets are, uhm, the opposite? I haven't entirely figured out a mental picture for this fabled chinese toilet, but it sounds fascinating.

RIP. Your smartphone. And that stack of toilet paper. May they find more fortune in the next world.
memes are a dish best served dank
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
March 20 2012 08:48 GMT
#24
i feel bad for you but really... you shoudlve seen this coming in hindsight
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askTeivospy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1525 Posts
March 20 2012 08:52 GMT
#25
i lol'd, but afterward all the lol's were had i gotta say thats really lame and unlucky and i feel bad
hihihi
pigtheman
Profile Joined January 2009
United States333 Posts
March 20 2012 08:58 GMT
#26
wut O.o
*rawr* d(^_^d)
brachester
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia1786 Posts
March 20 2012 09:00 GMT
#27
this thread is rather disturbing :/
I hate all this singing
NoctemSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States771 Posts
March 20 2012 09:00 GMT
#28
Oh god, I'm surprised you have the balls to even post that.
I really feel for you man.
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Adastrom
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada219 Posts
March 20 2012 09:08 GMT
#29
Damnn, its hilarious but I really feel bad for you as well man :/ If I knew you in real life, I would probably get you another smart phone if we come into some kind of agreement... xD 5/5
Lol pvz
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
March 20 2012 09:13 GMT
#30
Stories like those are what my nightmares are made of--yeah I avoid those toilets at all costs pretty much. Luckily no one in my extended family is insane enough to have one of those in their homes or I'd be unable to use the bathroom.

I seriously have no idea who thought that was a good idea. I mean seriously, you either squat over that shit or park your ass on this iron wire stool shit that cuts into your skin (only my imagination here, I'm not actually insane enough to use one of those).

In general, every time I get back from China, the one thing I look forward to the most is my own bathroom.
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surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
March 20 2012 09:17 GMT
#31
Wow, these toilets are indeed traps for the careless. I probably would have lost my wallet on day one on one of those things. Sorry about your phone. And the coworker coming in is just incredibly bad luck.
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opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
March 20 2012 09:18 GMT
#32
You completelfy failed at learning the lessons. The true takeaway message is: you should not give a shit (pun inteneded) just because someone is seeing you naked. Are you people really so brainwashed that you "panic" when someone walks at you at the toilet? It is a damn toilet, that IS the place when you expect to see naked people!

And when there is no toilet paper, I just walk out of the cubicle, go to the sinks and use the water to clean myself properly. I consider hygeine far superior to "not being seen". It really is that simple.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
March 20 2012 09:46 GMT
#33
LMAO, out of all the toilets in the world, you should definitely not surf the web with your phone on a croucher.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
March 20 2012 09:52 GMT
#34
Goddamit.
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Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
March 20 2012 10:23 GMT
#35
On March 20 2012 18:18 opisska wrote:
You completelfy failed at learning the lessons. The true takeaway message is: you should not give a shit (pun inteneded) just because someone is seeing you naked. Are you people really so brainwashed that you "panic" when someone walks at you at the toilet? It is a damn toilet, that IS the place when you expect to see naked people!

And when there is no toilet paper, I just walk out of the cubicle, go to the sinks and use the water to clean myself properly. I consider hygeine far superior to "not being seen". It really is that simple.


Well well, it's all good, but then you'll be considered by your co workers for the rest of the time you work at that place as "the guy who washed his ass in front of everyone" and get an awkward look from them every time you cross their eyes.
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-20 10:36:20
March 20 2012 10:35 GMT
#36
Rolf, sorry for laughing. This kind of toilet is not only common in China but many undeveloped countries as well. Even in Shanghai there are many places that you can still find these kind of toilet. Also, the lock is broken on 50% of toilet like this lol.
When I use this kind of toilet, I only smoke, no use of phone or anything cos its extremly easy to fall into da void -_-.
Terran
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
March 20 2012 10:55 GMT
#37
hahaha dude I feel sorry for you
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5543 Posts
March 20 2012 10:58 GMT
#38
Owned.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
March 20 2012 11:13 GMT
#39
Let's just hope your phone isn't a metaphor for the next round of Proleague.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
Yenticha
Profile Joined July 2010
257 Posts
March 20 2012 11:19 GMT
#40
On March 20 2012 16:20 EngrishTeacher wrote:
Anything that falls into that hole is beyond gone D:


hahaha this made me laugh so much :D
This is really bad luck all the way. Let's hope it never happens to you again, and that every one reading this blog will learn from it. Thanks for sharing I guess?
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