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On March 20 2012 16:33 FractalsOnFire wrote:
Is it bad that i laughed?
But that's a pretty shitty story man.
Yep it is. In fact in Singapore we still have a few of these but they're steadily being rid off. My teachers who went to a small province in China had to go all the way to the mainland to buy this collapsible seat like device with a hold in the middle so that they could take craps in the province because some of them had back problems and couldn't squat properly.
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On March 20 2012 17:48 marttorn wrote:
Huh, when I was a kid I heard from my dad (who had been to Japan) that the japanese toilets were like out of this world. It, like, talks to you and makes conversation, and flushes automatically, and it's just the best thing in the world.
I guess Chinese toilets are, uhm, the opposite? I haven't entirely figured out a mental picture for this fabled chinese toilet, but it sounds fascinating.
RIP. Your smartphone. And that stack of toilet paper. May they find more fortune in the next world.
rofl i wonder what convos they have?
LOL bl OP like 100% of the toilets here are like that. IF not, Its extremely filthy and wet. Unless you go to a very high end shopping center or what not
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I feel bad at laughing at the situation you were in at the beginning but you know it's kinda funny if you look at it from a 3rd person perceive. I also feel your pain for the 3 f my life situations you were put threw.
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pff big deal i was in iraq for 5months and those toielts are everywhere GET USED TO SQUATING SON beside 40+ weather sweating my ass off
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It's one of the reasons why I avoid going into cubicles like these here in Singapore - well I guess if you don't have a choice over there in China then it can't be avoided. One other thing about these squat toilets is that during a long... session, you might actually fall over if your legs get numb from all that squatting and it's not going to be pretty.
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lol entertaining read, shitty situation.
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This is the funniest thing ever!
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Oh good god.
I actually have heard of these floor toilets before, but I guess I've never considered how easily one could drop things into them O.O
Though I fail to see how they are more sanitary, I always envision some drunk guy "missing" the target zone. But maybe those types of things only happen in this country...
But what a horribly unfortunate series of events. I probably would have just pulled up my pants and very carefully walked to get more paper, but hindsight is always 20/20 I guess. Were you able to explain things to the co-worker? Or does the entire faculty now think you are some kind of weirdo?
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United States369 Posts
Oh Jesus. I laughed, then felt bad for laughing, then winced in sympathy. Standard Chinese toilets suck hard 
On March 21 2012 04:42 TheToast wrote:
Though I fail to see how they are more sanitary, I always envision some drunk guy "missing" the target zone. But maybe those types of things only happen in this country...
They would theoretically be more sanitary since your ass isn't touching the seat as hundreds of other people's asses except yeah, people miss all the fucking time and it smells awful.
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I had to pee in 1 in Korea it's really retarded not sure why they invented it Can't imagine ever taking a shit in one not until I lose mass weight XD
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I remember my trips to China, those toilets were something else, sure on the surface they are more sanitary, but no u-bend in that gaping hole means a low-level stink everywhere D:
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United States1719 Posts
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sorry lol... i couldn't help it ; _; sorry for your losses.. 5/5
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