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There is only one Adama, and he wears a cape!
Rainbow Dash is the best pony. 4 days of work:
Aim to misbehave:
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O ode to thee Automated Ban List!
You tell us about the terrible posters in our midst,
So we can laugh at their transgress,
And wonder at their brainlessness
While many of them will return
There some who will never learn
You are there for me on the coldest of days,
To make me laugh through the lonely haze.
But more than that you have much to teach
About which rules even roffles cannot breach
And which members of this community are gone
To never return for another eon.
But more than that, I feel at home here
Bereft of the loud mouths and fan boys,
This is the part of the community I endear
Where we laugh at the trolls and killjoys
Though one thing is not unclear
In a Liquid poetry match
Nyovne, I would swiftly despatch
You tell us about the terrible posters in our midst,
So we can laugh at their transgress,
And wonder at their brainlessness
While many of them will return
There some who will never learn
You are there for me on the coldest of days,
To make me laugh through the lonely haze.
But more than that you have much to teach
About which rules even roffles cannot breach
And which members of this community are gone
To never return for another eon.
But more than that, I feel at home here
Bereft of the loud mouths and fan boys,
This is the part of the community I endear
Where we laugh at the trolls and killjoys
Though one thing is not unclear
In a Liquid poetry match
Nyovne, I would swiftly despatch
Mal: Okay, clearly some aptitude for the... but it ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.
River: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Mal: Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
River: Storm's getting worse.
Mal: We'll pass through it soon enough.