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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On July 18 2011 05:10 Hassybaby wrote: He's already made 2 Or 2 then 1, and repeat that cycle. I'd lean towards the fornication first, in case the answer is not the desired outcome Whatever works. This is like successful baffling from the OP | ||
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Otolia
France5805 Posts
On July 18 2011 02:42 Torte de Lini wrote: To avoid the friend zone: confess you want to be more than friends. Fornicate if necessary. Repeat Step 2 (and step 1 if she's air-headed). This is pure win ! Go get her boy ! | ||
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Killerkrack
664 Posts
On July 18 2011 02:35 Tatum26 wrote: ^^ Quote Machine eh? +1 Thanks to everyone who replied. Further Questions: How do I know if she is just trying to be a friend? How do I avoid the "friend zone"? Bro, its easy to not get friend zoned. You don't let it get to that, man up and ask her out on a one on one date. No more friends around thing, take her out, get to know her, flirt a bit (or a bunch of you're feeling it) and seal the deal. | ||
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Darclite
United States1021 Posts
On July 18 2011 06:01 Aterons_toss wrote: Oky dude, since you are shy and all ... and playing sc2, il give you a sc2 example. Say you are playing vs zerg as a toss on xel naga cavern and you do a 3 gate push while expanding ( you go to the said party ) You do some dmg, kill some drones walk away with almost all the sentrys ( you meet the girl and she shows interest in you ) You don't want to risk it and go for a 5 gate ( ask the girl out/talk with her ) so you build and obs and scout ( ask your brother ) and you see that he build 2 spines and teched to lair w/o taking a 3rd at the 10 min mark ( the girl says you are hot and all to your bro ) You build a colossus start researching range and go stalker colossus with the 5 sentrys you have ( you start talking with the girl ) Your observer dies and you still don't see a 3rd o.o ( you can't bother your bro atm and you are unsure if the girl likes you or not altho all the info points to her liking your ) So what do you do ? you have fucking 3 colossus 28 stalkers 5 sentrys 10 zealots and a 3rd on the fucking way , ATTACK the dam 2 base zerg and if he really has something to kill you, you can always retreat and still win the match or loss honorably ( ask the girl out dam it, you have high chances of success and if she doesn't actually likes you non cuts your head ) lol +1. Loved the last paragraph; I was waiting for the "Just go fucking kill him" (Just go fucking ask her out). Yeah, this blog is pretty cool and hot. | ||
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PartyBiscuit
Canada4525 Posts
On July 18 2011 02:22 Torte de Lini wrote:
Stop being a metaphorical non-derogatory form of a female pussy and just start a conversation and talk to her. The whole "QQ I don't wanna bother her" is more bothersome than you trying to avoid being annoying. If you want to talk to her, talk to her. If she likes you, she'll be lenient on your texts and not find them annoying at all. You're making a problem when there isn't any. I'll pick your testicles up from the dry cleaners when you make a move :3 Exactly. This is a free win mate, take her ladder points already. | ||
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Tandinel
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Kurumi
Poland6130 Posts
On July 18 2011 02:49 Haemonculus wrote: Guys friend-zone themselves. Go talk to her if you're interested. ^ Post made by a Woman. Not convinced yet? She dated Jesus. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On July 18 2011 08:44 Kurumi wrote: ^ Post made by a Woman. Not convinced yet? She dated Jesus. What would the sex talk be like for Jesus, Joseph and Mary? | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On July 18 2011 09:15 Torte de Lini wrote: What would the sex talk be like for Jesus, Joseph and Mary? Joseph: Hi Guys just got back from the woodshop. Man those splinters are a bitch... Jesus: Hey dad, where did I come from... Joseph: Oh, Bethlehem little one. As did your grandad and every other one of your ancestors. We are real homeboys... Jesus: Dad, I'm not stupid. I know where my house is! Where do babies come from? Mary: I'm gonna need a drink for this...(leaves the room) Joseph: Ask your mother, cause I sure as hell don't know... | ||
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Tatum26
United States20 Posts
Joseph: Ask your mother, cause I sure as hell don't know... 6/5 | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
God totally swooped the Virgin Mary and since her nickname is The Virgin Mary, Joseph could never express his love with her. Poor guy ): | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On July 18 2011 13:19 Torte de Lini wrote: Would you say Joseph got cockblocked by God himself? God totally swooped the Virgin Mary and since her nickname is The Virgin Mary, Joseph could never express his love with her. Poor guy ): It is probably the one time where the was actual blockage of the cock, only the blockage was spiritual in nature. Makes you wonder what happens after Jesus was born. Did Mary remain a virgin for the rest of her life? I mean how exactly do you impress a lady after she has had sex with a god. An actual god, not just a dude who thinks he is a god. It is like "hey baby let me show you a good time", and the response is "If you are not a deity, fuck off!" Edit: I think given the impossible nature of his task, and the fact that he stuck with it. I am renaming that brave man Broseph. Cause letting your wife get knocked up by a ghost and then raising the kid as your own, even after he starts to think he is god's gift to man, deserves some credit. To Broseph  | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On July 18 2011 13:25 Probulous wrote: It is probably the one time where the was actual blockage of the cock, only the blockage was spiritual in nature. Makes you wonder what happens after Jesus was born. Did Mary remain a virgin for the rest of her life? I mean how exactly do you impress a lady after she has had sex with a god. An actual god, not just a dude who thinks he is a god. It is like "hey baby let me show you a good time", and the response is "If you are not a deity, fuck off!" I was going to ask this too. But God didn't have sex with her. He just stuffed a baby in her somehow and that's it. There was no God sperm. If there was, she'd be having like... a zillion fetuses because what God spermatozoa would be defeated from the biological shit going inside a mortal? | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On July 18 2011 13:27 Torte de Lini wrote: I was going to ask this too. But God didn't have sex with her. He just stuffed a baby in her somehow and that's it. There was no God sperm. If there was, she'd be having like... a zillion fetuses because what God spermatozoa would be defeated from the biological shit going inside a mortal? I don't know man. I seriously think she is hiding something. They don't call it immaculate for nothing. You do however raise a good point, re the godly sperm. I would posit that given his godliness, he obviously has godly control. Thus only released a single sperm. Imacculate indeed! Poor Broseph, one day you're knocking wood together then next you're metaphorically knocking wood together. I mean can you imagine the conversation when you get home from work Broseph (The Second Most Manly Man): Honey I am home, where's my sandwich? Mary: No Sandwich dear, but I am pregant... Broseph: In all things in hell, who did it? Don't make me come over there. Mary: It was the holy ghost, I swear! Broseph: Ok, now I know you're taking the proverbial. Just fix me my Sandwich! ... Two months later Broseph: Honey you are really gaining weight! Lay off the bread for a bit. Mary: I told you I am pregant! Broseph: Not this again... ... Nine months later Broseph: WTF??!!! | ||
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Hall0wed
United States8486 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On July 18 2011 13:39 Probulous wrote: I don't know man. I seriously think she is hiding something. They don't call it immaculate for nothing. You do however raise a good point, re the godly sperm. I would posit that given his godliness, he obviously has godly control. Thus only released a single sperm. Imacculate indeed! Poor Broseph, one day you're knocking wood together then next you're metaphorically knocking wood together. I mean can you imagine the conversation when you get home from work Broseph (The Second Most Manly Man): Honey I am home, where's my sandwich? Mary: No Sandwich dear, but I am pregant... Broseph: In all things in hell, who did it? Don't make me come over there. Mary: It was the holy ghost, I swear! Broseph: Ok, now I know you're taking the proverbial. Just fix me my Sandwich! ... Two months later Broseph: Honey you are really gaining weight! Lay off the bread for a bit. Mary: I told you I am pregant! Broseph: Not this again... ... Nine months later Broseph: WTF??!!! lololol I would feel bad if Mary had to pop out Jesus' halo or thorn crown too. Oy... | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On July 18 2011 13:40 Hall0wed wrote: Ask her out or you WILL regret it in the future. If you ask her out and she says no do you think that will be something that you regret in a year? Or even in a week or two? I doubt it. The way I see it, if you ask her out you should have no regrets no matter the outcome, but if you pass on this opportunity you certainly will regret it for what is likely a long while. Go for it. Some nice juxtaposition happening right here.... Sorry, I know you responded sincerely but it pretty funny in amongst the random tangent that the blog took. I am fairly certain that the OP has received all the advice he needs, nothing new added here. | ||
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SarR
476 Posts
On July 18 2011 05:10 Hassybaby wrote: He's already made 2 Or 2 then 1, and repeat that cycle. I'd lean towards the fornication first, in case the answer is not the desired outcome ILK = Torte de Lini ? | ||
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Hall0wed
United States8486 Posts
On July 18 2011 13:46 Probulous wrote: Some nice juxtaposition happening right here.... Sorry, I know you responded sincerely but it pretty funny in amongst the random tangent that the blog took. I am fairly certain that the OP has received all the advice he needs, nothing new added here. Why would I read the countless useless posts in this topic? I doubt anything too great has been posted. | ||
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Tatum26
United States20 Posts
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