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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Commercialized Medicinal Tape Worm - Administered to anyone i deem fatty fat fat. Genetically modified to die after about 3 weeks - Pro Version lasts for 5 weeks (2.5x cost). Causes you to lose 10-15lbs - then buy another tablet/pill so you don't put it back on. Sell rights to Kraft Foods for xMillion$. Becel Margerine NOW WITH TAPE WORM. Feel less guilt when eating fat food. Big Mac with TW hold the pickles. Obesity Crisis Solved. Health Crisis Solved. You're Welcome   | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
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LaLuSh
Sweden2358 Posts
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G5
United States2921 Posts
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NukeTheBunnys
United States1004 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/C8sSn.jpg) Some one beat you too it also its illegal in the US Edit: woooo post #420, I should have planed this out better | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
They call it: eating less. But I bet you´d have better PR and pwn the world anyway. Edit, wat is this 420 post probe ?! | ||
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SpicyCrab
402 Posts
"No diets" - Hmm... okay, I guess that would be pretty conveinent. "No exercise" - Well, who wants to be active any way? "No baths" - What? | ||
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Emon_
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Revolt
United States288 Posts
On September 23 2010 05:30 LaLuSh wrote: Mods are so going to close this blog. are you unaware that his nametag is darkblue? | ||
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Tabbris
Bangladesh2839 Posts
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Alou
United States3748 Posts
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BroOd
Austin10833 Posts
[frustrated man slams frozen diet dinner into the garbage on verge of frustration tears]"THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY," he wails in desperation. Well now there is! Introducing the Diet Worm: a military-grade, scientifically engineered creature that takes all the hassle and frustration out of losing weight. Our proven weight-loss method will have you in Bikini shape in no time! Here's how it works: [scientific looking demonstration including infra-red model of human] The worm embeds itself into your small intestine, scarfing down excess food before it hits your notorious "trouble zones," wearing down those fat reserves faster than any diet on the market today. You're free to enjoy life while our patented creature goes to town on all those fatty nutrients. [hot actress spins and accentuates a toned midsection] No more meal plans, no more hours at the gym, just pop in a worm and start living the way you've always dreamed. Here's how to order: Some people may experience side effects when taking tape worm. Frequent side effects include impacted bowels, thinning of the blood, rapid calcium decomposition, vertigo and lupus. Other common side effects include yellowing of the skin and eyes, thoughts of suicide or an increased desire to gamble. In uncommon cases, there have been reported incidents of mania, an increased desire to rape or torture and some hair loss. | ||
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
Oh, and you'll want to bribe the FDA the way macdonalds does to get this on the market again. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On September 23 2010 05:52 Hidden_MotiveS wrote: And what happens after the people get skinny? You'll get a lot of angry families sueing you for the deaths of their pudgy loved ones.. I already covered this by genetically modifying the worm to die after 3 weeks. | ||
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AoN.DimSum
United States2983 Posts
On September 23 2010 05:43 Revolt wrote: are you unaware that his nametag is darkblue? he was kidding... | ||
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
Not to be a "party pooper" but I think that is the chink in the armor. | ||
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
Maybe he wasn't the only one...the again maybe you are too... | ||
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skindzer
Chile5114 Posts
On September 23 2010 05:30 LaLuSh wrote: Mods are so going to close this blog. Yeah, they hate all this blue bar posters. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
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L_Master
United States8017 Posts
On September 23 2010 06:06 Trezeguet23 wrote: Imagine pooping that out after the 3 weeks. Not to be a "party pooper" but I think that is the chink in the armor. Yeah those suckers can get pretty damn big; up to a good twenty of thirty feet; might be a little traumatic for some customers. | ||
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Thoreezhea1
United States532 Posts
then faint/puke as I try to swallow it. beaten to it though. saw it on a science channel "the great depression 2 hour special" illegal in most countries. HOWEVER. I don't beleive they genetically modified them to die from lysine deficiency or something or the other. They may sell if they were made to be weak against artificial "killers" and heavily resistant to other viruses and bacteria. If it were legal, then good idea. but we'd have to research genetics to do this probably (or at least tapeworm genetics). Also read michael crightons jurassic park, which was all based on real genetics. so i think i know what i am talking about. | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On September 23 2010 05:34 HwangjaeTerran wrote: I´m sorry but there´s already a trusted and better solution on the market. They call it: eating less. But I bet you´d have better PR and pwn the world anyway. Edit, wat is this 420 post probe ?! Eat less, move more? | ||
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Terrakin
United States1440 Posts
was going to put South Bronx Parasite Diet, but found this instead. | ||
disciple
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
On September 23 2010 05:54 Kennigit wrote: I already covered this by genetically modifying the worm to die after 3 weeks. Ahhh.. gotcha, I thought you meant the people eating the tapeworms died. | ||
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
So no. I think you're idea is horrible and disgusting. And now I want to go vomit. | ||
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