Commercialized Medicinal Tape Worm - Administered to anyone i deem fatty fat fat. Genetically modified to die after about 3 weeks - Pro Version lasts for 5 weeks (2.5x cost). Causes you to lose 10-15lbs - then buy another tablet/pill so you don't put it back on.
Sell rights to Kraft Foods for xMillion$. Becel Margerine NOW WITH TAPE WORM. Feel less guilt when eating fat food. Big Mac with TW hold the pickles.
Obesity Crisis Solved. Health Crisis Solved.