[21:09] Tyler: jesus this kid's a genius [21:10] Tyler: have you read th ecomics? [21:10] Blake: i havent read the story im worried its going to spoil the glory of this video lol [21:10] Tyler: lol [21:10] Blake: is it good? [21:10] Tyler: lol yea it's more of the same [21:10] Tyler: brilliance, unexpected twists [21:10] Blake: hahaha [21:10] Tyler: sudden fights [21:10] Tyler: genius weaponry [21:11] Blake: oh god [21:11] Blake: i just read the first two panels [21:11] Blake: of episode 2 [21:11] Blake: and im dying [21:11] Blake: hahaha [21:11] Blake: who are you? im telescope gun cop [21:11] Blake: hahahahaha [21:11] Blake: omfg lol [21:12] Blake: im laughing so hard [21:12] Tyler: lollllll [21:12] Blake: every panel is ridiculous [21:12] Blake: this is the most concentrated action any story has ever had [21:12] Tyler: yeah
The 5 year old has issues. When you are 5 you are supposed to watch movies about cuddly dinosaurs (what's that the one with Littlefoot called?), not have storylines about cutting off their heads and hiding bombs in them!!
On March 02 2010 13:07 FrozenArbiter wrote: The 5 year old has issues. When you are 5 you are supposed to watch movies about cuddly dinosaurs (what's that the one with Littlefoot called?), not have storylines about cutting off their heads and hiding bombs in them!!
Clearly you haven't met the new generation: you know, the ones grown up on violent videogames and movies.
I read the comic, didn't know it was written by a 5 year old though. I think I preferred not knowing.
On March 02 2010 13:07 FrozenArbiter wrote: The 5 year old has issues. When you are 5 you are supposed to watch movies about cuddly dinosaurs (what's that the one with Littlefoot called?), not have storylines about cutting off their heads and hiding bombs in them!!
Awesome video.
I don't think anyone's more violent than 5-8 year old boys. Everything is about shooting people. :p
On March 02 2010 13:07 FrozenArbiter wrote: The 5 year old has issues. When you are 5 you are supposed to watch movies about cuddly dinosaurs (what's that the one with Littlefoot called?), not have storylines about cutting off their heads and hiding bombs in them!!
This is so amazing. I watched the first video and I was intrigued. I couldn't find the second video so I read the second episode of the comic. Unbelievably awesome.
Edit: The third comic is even better. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
reminds me a lot of stories i used to write when i was 5-8 yrs old lol
I used to write stuff like this when i was like 3 too! I'd be taking it quite seriously and show my parents and they would just laugh hysterically, which also made me feel pretty good.
On March 03 2010 01:24 3clipse wrote: This beats the hell of the pansy stories I used to write as a 5 year old. I thought I was pretty hot shit, but alas, this kid has usurped me.
No offense, but it's quite possibly one of the most retarded things I've ever seen. I guess I would have found it funny when I was...dunno maybe around 5.
The art is great, but the story...well I wouldn't even call it a story.
On March 03 2010 21:37 meeple wrote: There are definite issues there... a 5 year old should not be thinkign about blowing up dinosaur heads with bombs...
On March 03 2010 21:37 meeple wrote: There are definite issues there... a 5 year old should not be thinkign about blowing up dinosaur heads with bombs...
On March 03 2010 21:37 meeple wrote: There are definite issues there... a 5 year old should not be thinkign about blowing up dinosaur heads with bombs...
What? That's all 5 year olds think about.
What?? I don't remember much about being 5, but I was probably thinking about catching toads at a pond and freaking out about how slimy they were... but about how to blow up stuff. That came later... Wil.E Coyote schooled me well in the ways of wayward explosives.
Well, up until I was like 8 or 9 and took a lighter and a can of hairspray and to my great surprise it didn't backfire and turn my face into a smoking ember.
Ya, lil kids are crazy sometimes >.< My cousin likes to hold up stuffed toys to the fireplace and yell "BURN!!" while laughing at its pain. He also likes body slams and attacking things with golf clubs. He watches too much WWE >.> Also, the comic is absolutely incredible! It'd be amazing if more episodes were done on video though ;o
Words cannot capture the comic awesomeness of this...
From Episode 1: Then [they] devised a plan. "We should put these heads on a stick and hide bombs in them."
From Episode 2: "We don't need you now that we have a giant robot suit." "But my gun even has a flashlight."
From Episode 3: So Axe Cop ate a lemon And Dinosaur Soldier ate an avocado
But the avocado caused Dinosaur Soldier to turn into an avocado that can shoot avocado out of its hands.
"I'm Avocado Soldier now."
Axe Cop became Axe Cop with lemon.
Everything about this is gold: the writing is hilarious, the artwork is great, and the video was just done perfectly. Thanks so much for sharing, Chill!
On March 04 2010 07:39 SonuvBob wrote: There's a difference between thinking/talking about it and doing it. Kids play cops and robbers, they don't actually steal shit and shoot people. :p
You go thinkin' that round these parts u gon' get killed.
EPT
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