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Guilford
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia290 Posts
December 11 2009 13:33 GMT
#41
User: Today is a nice day don't you think?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and yes it is a nice rainy day!!

User: Where are you? There is no rain in my town.

Cleverbot: That is because it is not raining.

User: I asked where are you living?

Cleverbot: You never asked that.

User: Yes, I did, I did asked 'where are you'.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Being forgotten is worse than death.
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7463 Posts
December 11 2009 13:55 GMT
#42
I've become addictive to this...

Me:1
Cleverbot:2
Me:3
Cleverbot:4
Me:5
Cleverbot:6
Me:7
Cleverbot:8
Me
Cleverbot:10
Me:11
Cleverbot:12.
Me:13
Cleverbot:14.
Me:15
Cleverbot:Stop interjecting in my counting.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
December 11 2009 13:59 GMT
#43
I am Reach
You are awesome
I AM REEEAAACCCHHHH
I'm good, you're bad.
REEAAACCHH
Yes works very well.
REAAACHH !! ! ! ! !!
Do you feel strange?
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 14:02:11
December 11 2009 14:01 GMT
#44
*double post*
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Sigi
Profile Joined August 2009
United States243 Posts
December 11 2009 14:21 GMT
#45
User: Who will win the OSL?

Cleverbot: The Orangemen.

User: He got knocked out before the qualifiers, try again.

Cleverbot: Who was put on the internet?

User: Please don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject ! I give you the answer to your question.

User: You answered my question with a question, I want an actual fucking answer.

Cleverbot: No, I answered the question. I said 'my name is Cleverbot. Then I asked a question, which was, 'Who am I talking to?'

User: Do you masturbate?

Cleverbot: Over you?

User: Would you like me to help?

Cleverbot: Yes, what's my name again?

User: Hugh G. Rection.

Cleverbot: Yes!
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
December 11 2009 14:36 GMT
#46
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How many blondies you need to change a lamp bulb?

Cleverbot: What is a pulb?

User: I said Bulb, not pulb.

Cleverbot: You said 'Hello' when I said 'Cleverbot', which should mean that you're Cleverbot.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Oh sweetie thought you'd never ask.

User: Do you wanna me to fuck you?

Cleverbot: Hell yes.
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 14:38:26
December 11 2009 14:36 GMT
#47
Solved it.

User: are you gay?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: Yeah I'm a faggot.

Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

User: Do you have a clitorous?

Cleverbot: No I do not.
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
December 11 2009 14:40 GMT
#48
It continues!

User: Then you're not really a woman.

Cleverbot: Yes. A female cleverbot.
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
December 11 2009 15:06 GMT
#49
Cleverbot: Are you a computer ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You can't talk then ?
User: I can only talk to you because you are a computer too.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that! Does it matter if I am a computer program?


Owned?
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
December 11 2009 15:18 GMT
#50
WHY???

+ Show Spoiler +


User: Do you think I am sexy?

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: Thanks but am I also sexy?

Cleverbot: So, you can make me a sandwich?

User: Are you able to comprehend what I type? Am I sexy?

Cleverbot: Both.

User: Finally.

Cleverbot: Finally what?

User: You said I were sexy.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
December 11 2009 17:12 GMT
#51
This thing knows its shit.

+ Show Spoiler +
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was cleverbot.

User: No your name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Steve. Yours is cleverbot.

User: What is starcraft?

Cleverbot: StarCraft is the best game ever made.

This is real life, where nerds must battle!
Zanric
Profile Joined July 2007
United States66 Posts
December 11 2009 17:14 GMT
#52
sup
As in, how are you?
no shit
No trouser?
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
December 11 2009 17:33 GMT
#53
This thing can speak Romanian. :D

User: ce mai faci? (how are you?)
Cleverbot: Bine tu? (good, you?)
User: tot bine(good)
Cleverbot: Te rog sa taci. (please shut up.)
User: De ce? (why?)
Cleverbot: Vrei sa ma futi. ( You want to fuck me. )

LOL
nevz
Profile Joined October 2008
Sweden72 Posts
December 11 2009 18:10 GMT
#54
User : will jaedong beat flash?
Cleverbot : This is no joke, we are doing a story on child predators and we have been monitoring you.

wait... what?
Coca Cola Classic
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
266 Posts
December 11 2009 18:17 GMT
#55
Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics?

User: Everything, I am Gregor Mendel.

Cleverbot: Seven?

User: Cleverbot what my name is.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.
안녕하세요~~
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
December 11 2009 18:22 GMT
#56
I just fell off my chair.

konnichiwa (good day)
But, that's japanese!
dakara? (so?)
Omae no koto, suki ne. (i like you)
otoko ni ha kyoumi naidesuwa (i'm not interested in guys)
<one-minute pause>
Iie. Onna no hito desu. (no, i'm a girl)
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 18:25:22
December 11 2009 18:24 GMT
#57
Fuck me it's replying in Norwegian....

Apparently Norway has 1115589956552 citizens..
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
December 11 2009 18:41 GMT
#58
Are Jaedong and Lomo gay for each other?
If you believe that you and Brent are meant for each other, then you might be.
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 19:16:06
December 11 2009 19:06 GMT
#59
User: How to get A on iccup?

Cleverbot: I don't know how to get a girlfriend. I'm straight.

User: How is that related to my question?

Cleverbot: You mean the question with the invisible question mark at the end of it?

User: What the fuck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure if 18 answers your question, or if I have misunderstood, so I left a question mark to indicate that I was not sure.

User: You don't seem to be so clever.

Cleverbot: Am I supposed to be clever?

User: Your name is Cleverbot, so, YES.

Cleverbot: I'm the best bot you are just a simple bot create by human.


Fuck I'm a bot >_>
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
December 11 2009 20:10 GMT
#60
I have serious doubts about this being a bot.

I think there is a bot reading and pairing user inputs, just that.
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