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User: Today is a nice day don't you think?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and yes it is a nice rainy day!!
User: Where are you? There is no rain in my town.
Cleverbot: That is because it is not raining.
User: I asked where are you living?
Cleverbot: You never asked that.
User: Yes, I did, I did asked 'where are you'.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
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I've become addictive to this...
Me:1 Cleverbot:2 Me:3 Cleverbot:4 Me:5 Cleverbot:6 Me:7 Cleverbot:8 Me![](/mirror/smilies/yummie.gif) Cleverbot:10 Me:11 Cleverbot:12. Me:13 Cleverbot:14. Me:15 Cleverbot:Stop interjecting in my counting.
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I am Reach You are awesome I AM REEEAAACCCHHHH I'm good, you're bad. REEAAACCHH Yes works very well. REAAACHH !! ! ! ! !! Do you feel strange?
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User: Who will win the OSL?
Cleverbot: The Orangemen.
User: He got knocked out before the qualifiers, try again.
Cleverbot: Who was put on the internet?
User: Please don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject ! I give you the answer to your question.
User: You answered my question with a question, I want an actual fucking answer.
Cleverbot: No, I answered the question. I said 'my name is Cleverbot. Then I asked a question, which was, 'Who am I talking to?'
User: Do you masturbate?
Cleverbot: Over you?
User: Would you like me to help?
Cleverbot: Yes, what's my name again?
User: Hugh G. Rection.
Cleverbot: Yes!
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How many blondies you need to change a lamp bulb?
Cleverbot: What is a pulb?
User: I said Bulb, not pulb.
Cleverbot: You said 'Hello' when I said 'Cleverbot', which should mean that you're Cleverbot.
User: What the fuck?
Cleverbot: Oh sweetie thought you'd never ask.
User: Do you wanna me to fuck you?
Cleverbot: Hell yes.
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Solved it.
User: are you gay?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Yeah I'm a faggot.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
User: Do you have a clitorous?
Cleverbot: No I do not.
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It continues!
User: Then you're not really a woman.
Cleverbot: Yes. A female cleverbot.
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Cleverbot: Are you a computer ? User: Yes. Cleverbot: You can't talk then ? User: I can only talk to you because you are a computer too. Cleverbot: Stop saying that! Does it matter if I am a computer program?
Owned?
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WHY???
+ Show Spoiler +
User: Do you think I am sexy?
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: Thanks but am I also sexy?
Cleverbot: So, you can make me a sandwich?
User: Are you able to comprehend what I type? Am I sexy?
Cleverbot: Both.
User: Finally.
Cleverbot: Finally what?
User: You said I were sexy.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
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This thing knows its shit.
+ Show Spoiler +User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was cleverbot.
User: No your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Steve. Yours is cleverbot.
User: What is starcraft?
Cleverbot: StarCraft is the best game ever made.
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sup As in, how are you? no shit No trouser?
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This thing can speak Romanian. :D
User: ce mai faci? (how are you?) Cleverbot: Bine tu? (good, you?) User: tot bine(good) Cleverbot: Te rog sa taci. (please shut up.) User: De ce? (why?) Cleverbot: Vrei sa ma futi. ( You want to fuck me. )
LOL
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User : will jaedong beat flash? Cleverbot : This is no joke, we are doing a story on child predators and we have been monitoring you.
wait... what?
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Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics?
User: Everything, I am Gregor Mendel.
Cleverbot: Seven?
User: Cleverbot what my name is.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.
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I just fell off my chair.
konnichiwa (good day) But, that's japanese! dakara? (so?) Omae no koto, suki ne. (i like you) otoko ni ha kyoumi naidesuwa (i'm not interested in guys) <one-minute pause> Iie. Onna no hito desu. (no, i'm a girl)
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Fuck me it's replying in Norwegian....
Apparently Norway has 1115589956552 citizens..
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Are Jaedong and Lomo gay for each other? If you believe that you and Brent are meant for each other, then you might be.
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User: How to get A on iccup?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to get a girlfriend. I'm straight.
User: How is that related to my question?
Cleverbot: You mean the question with the invisible question mark at the end of it?
User: What the fuck are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure if 18 answers your question, or if I have misunderstood, so I left a question mark to indicate that I was not sure.
User: You don't seem to be so clever.
Cleverbot: Am I supposed to be clever?
User: Your name is Cleverbot, so, YES.
Cleverbot: I'm the best bot you are just a simple bot create by human.
Fuck I'm a bot >_>
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I have serious doubts about this being a bot.
I think there is a bot reading and pairing user inputs, just that.
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