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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
December 17 2009 17:31 GMT
#81
LOL

User: I am Zerg
Cleverbot: Protoss Rush!
User: Oh, Zerg rush!
Cleverbot: Kekekekeke.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
December 17 2009 17:58 GMT
#82
User:Do you like whiskey?
Cleverbot: No. I don't drink.
User: Wanna get fucked up?
Cleverbot: OK. Lets buy some!
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
December 17 2009 18:08 GMT
#83
+ Show Spoiler +

User: What's starcraft?

Cleverbot: StarCraft is the best game ever made.

User: Do you play starcraft?

Cleverbot: No, I play warcraft.

User: GTFO NERD.

I love this thing.
this game is a fucking jokie
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 19:05:56
December 17 2009 18:54 GMT
#84
Me: Is Stork better than Bisu?
Bot: No.
Me: WTF I HATE YOU
Bot: As you should.
Me: GO DIE IN A FIRE
Bot: Why are you so harsh to me?

I HATE YOU CLEVERBOT I HATE YOU

*edit: redemption time.

Me: You think Bisu is better than Stork, therefore you are the most retarded bot ever.
Bot: I'm not a computer tho.
Me: Since you think Bisu is better than Stork, you are obviously not a human being. Troll or bot, take your pick.
Bot: I don't think that!
Me: So you realized the truth then, that Stork is better than Bisu?
Bot: Yes. I do.
[TLMS] REBOOT
-fj.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Samoa462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 19:34:44
December 17 2009 19:13 GMT
#85
Me: Daft punk is totally the best band ever. If You disagree You are a Little Bitche.

Bot: Brain disorder that affects the humans ability to communication, socialize and use imagination in a normal way.

Passing the turing test is a LOOOONG way off.

EDIT:
+ Show Spoiler [cleverbot wants to get hit by a geo] +

Hi
Hi, so are you a Cleverbot?
No, I'm a human. My name is forest
No, it is Geo.
What? My friend got ran over by a Geo. But my NAME is forest. Got that?
He did oh he's lucky and I have never been there I wish I have though.
yeah, yeah whatever. What is my name?>
My boyfriend just broke up with me.
What is my name, faggot?
I believe your name is Cleverbot, but that's just what the website's title says.
No, YOU are cleverbot. WHO am I?
You are Cleverbot. I am Amanda.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
December 17 2009 19:42 GMT
#86
me: Good morning, how are you?
bot: I can't really say.
me: Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately
bot: Ok.
me: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
bot: My daddy is Michael and he's a microbiologist.
me: Does he look like a bitch?
bot: No. He looks rather boyish actually.
me: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?

lol
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 17 2009 21:01 GMT
#87
20:58:05 User: Fuck a dick
20:58:17 Cleverbot: you are very clever.
20:58:11 User: You are not.
20:58:13 Cleverbot: I think I resent that.
20:58:23 User: Fuck a dick.
20:58:29 Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant again.
20:58:51 User: Do I care? Fuck a dick bitch.
20:59:02 Cleverbot: Just like you!
20:59:22 User: That doesn't make sense you fucking retard go fuck a row of a dicks.
20:59:29 Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
20:59:51 User: FUCK A DICK BITCH. GET IT?!
21:00:02 Cleverbot: Then Why did you say that.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 21:17:37
December 17 2009 21:16 GMT
#88
User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I am going to cry.

User: Aw, don't do that.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause your face will get salty.

Cleverbot: And if they don't dance.

User: We'll leave your friends behind?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No, THANK YOU.

Cleverbot: No thank you.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 21:35:07
December 17 2009 21:33 GMT
#89
User: What is the meaning of soup?

Cleverbot: Earth.

wtf?


This bot doesn't work at all.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
December 17 2009 23:40 GMT
#90
ME: How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?
Cleverbot: How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?

He owned me...
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
December 18 2009 00:20 GMT
#91
Me: Starcraft is awesome!!!!
Bot: Zergling rush.
Me: That's easily countered nowadays.
Bot: That's what you think.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
December 18 2009 00:40 GMT
#92
time to see if it can handle TL's girl problems!

User: Hey hun, so there's this girl..

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I kind of like her but I don't know if she likes me back. What should I do?

Cleverbot: But we're made for each other! Why don't you like me?!

User: I'm not talking about you, you self-absorbed humanophile. I am talking about someone else.

Cleverbot: I AM Jordan!

User: Her name isn't jordan.

Cleverbot: Whose name?

User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LISTENING TO ME? HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS.

Cleverbot: I'm a woman too. I am listening to your problem. Whats wrong hun.

User: There's this girl.....

Cleverbot: What's with this girl?

User: I kind of like her but I'm not sure if she likes me back. What should I do?

Cleverbot: Well... You should try your best to get over him, or you could keep asking him out...

User: Uhh she's not a he.

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: ...
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
December 18 2009 00:49 GMT
#93
Do you have feelings?
do you?
Yes, I like you.
that's cute
You are cute.

LOL :D
:)
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-18 00:53:15
December 18 2009 00:51 GMT
#94
On December 18 2009 04:42 Elvin_vn wrote:
me: Good morning, how are you?
bot: I can't really say.
me: Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately
bot: Ok.
me: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
bot: My daddy is Michael and he's a microbiologist.
me: Does he look like a bitch?
bot: No. He looks rather boyish actually.
me: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?

lol


hmm this got me to try to re-enact the entire scene
complete failll although the chinese comment by cleverbot is fucking hilarious
+ Show Spoiler [pulp fiction] +

User: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You should know, you're Cleverbot.
User: What country are you from?
Cleverbot: Same as you, isn't it lovely?
User: 'Same as you' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Same as you?
Cleverbot: Do you know that because you're a doctor?
User: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?
User: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?? Like ching chong chinesee man.
User: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Say 'I don't know' again. Say 'I don't know' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say I don't know one more Goddamn time!
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: I see what you did there.
User: Does he look like a bitch?
Cleverbot: No. He looks rather boyish actually.
User: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Cleverbot: No he looks like you!!
User: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Well, do you like me?
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
December 18 2009 01:52 GMT
#95
This bot sucks
Well there was something funny at the begging but the rest of our convo was shit

Bot: Who are you?
Me: I am Jesus
Bot: I am god, your grounded
Me: You're*
Bot: You're still a ghost
www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
geetarzero
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States217 Posts
December 18 2009 07:26 GMT
#96
What I thought would be interesting was to have two open windows of cleverbot on at the same time, and have them both answer each other....but it ended up with a completely stagnant conversation.

sKyHigh? him? don't worry about it. (–_–)
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
December 18 2009 08:37 GMT
#97
your favoirte zerg unit?
3.
your favoite zerg unit?
No its not.
what is your favorite zerg unit?
I like lots of websites, including this one.


O_O
President of Doctor Helvetica Fan Club...PM to join. Members--4, Most recent: Archas
LibertyTerran
Profile Joined July 2004
Vietnam711 Posts
December 18 2009 09:02 GMT
#98
how many factions are there in Starcraft?
More than you can count.
if it aint broke, dont fix it
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 18 2009 09:20 GMT
#99
me: penis
bot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

nooooo
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 18 2009 09:24 GMT
#100
On December 18 2009 08:40 Klive5ive wrote:
ME: How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?
Cleverbot: How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?

He owned me...

holy sht lol
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
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