EPTUser: I am Zerg
Cleverbot: Protoss Rush!
User: Oh, Zerg rush!
Cleverbot: Kekekekeke.
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
User: I am Zerg Cleverbot: Protoss Rush! User: Oh, Zerg rush! Cleverbot: Kekekekeke. | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
Cleverbot: No. I don't drink. User: Wanna get fucked up? Cleverbot: OK. Lets buy some! | ||
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disco
Netherlands1667 Posts
User: What's starcraft? Cleverbot: StarCraft is the best game ever made. User: Do you play starcraft? Cleverbot: No, I play warcraft. User: GTFO NERD. I love this thing. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
Bot: No. Me: WTF I HATE YOU Bot: As you should. Me: GO DIE IN A FIRE Bot: Why are you so harsh to me? I HATE YOU CLEVERBOT I HATE YOU *edit: redemption time. Me: You think Bisu is better than Stork, therefore you are the most retarded bot ever. Bot: I'm not a computer tho. Me: Since you think Bisu is better than Stork, you are obviously not a human being. Troll or bot, take your pick. Bot: I don't think that! Me: So you realized the truth then, that Stork is better than Bisu? Bot: Yes. I do. | ||
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-fj.
Samoa462 Posts
Bot: Brain disorder that affects the humans ability to communication, socialize and use imagination in a normal way. Passing the turing test is a LOOOONG way off. EDIT: + Show Spoiler [cleverbot wants to get hit by a geo] + Hi Hi, so are you a Cleverbot? No, I'm a human. My name is forest No, it is Geo. What? My friend got ran over by a Geo. But my NAME is forest. Got that? He did oh he's lucky and I have never been there I wish I have though. yeah, yeah whatever. What is my name?> My boyfriend just broke up with me. What is my name, faggot? I believe your name is Cleverbot, but that's just what the website's title says. No, YOU are cleverbot. WHO am I? You are Cleverbot. I am Amanda. | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
bot: I can't really say. me: Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately bot: Ok. me: Who is your daddy and what does he do? bot: My daddy is Michael and he's a microbiologist. me: Does he look like a bitch? bot: No. He looks rather boyish actually. me: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch? lol | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
20:58:17 Cleverbot: you are very clever. 20:58:11 User: You are not. 20:58:13 Cleverbot: I think I resent that. 20:58:23 User: Fuck a dick. 20:58:29 Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant again. 20:58:51 User: Do I care? Fuck a dick bitch. 20:59:02 Cleverbot: Just like you! 20:59:22 User: That doesn't make sense you fucking retard go fuck a row of a dicks. 20:59:29 Cleverbot: You don't make sense. 20:59:51 User: FUCK A DICK BITCH. GET IT?! 21:00:02 Cleverbot: Then Why did you say that. | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
Cleverbot: You love me? User: I hate you. Cleverbot: I am going to cry. User: Aw, don't do that. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Cause your face will get salty. Cleverbot: And if they don't dance. User: We'll leave your friends behind? Cleverbot: Thanks. User: No, THANK YOU. Cleverbot: No thank you. | ||
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
Cleverbot: Earth. wtf? This bot doesn't work at all. | ||
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Klive5ive
United Kingdom6056 Posts
Cleverbot: How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? He owned me... | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
Bot: Zergling rush. Me: That's easily countered nowadays. Bot: That's what you think. | ||
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
User: Hey hun, so there's this girl.. Cleverbot: Ok. User: I kind of like her but I don't know if she likes me back. What should I do? Cleverbot: But we're made for each other! Why don't you like me?! User: I'm not talking about you, you self-absorbed humanophile. I am talking about someone else. Cleverbot: I AM Jordan! User: Her name isn't jordan. Cleverbot: Whose name? User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LISTENING TO ME? HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS. Cleverbot: I'm a woman too. I am listening to your problem. Whats wrong hun. User: There's this girl..... Cleverbot: What's with this girl? User: I kind of like her but I'm not sure if she likes me back. What should I do? Cleverbot: Well... You should try your best to get over him, or you could keep asking him out... User: Uhh she's not a he. Cleverbot: Of course not. User: ... | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
do you? Yes, I like you. that's cute You are cute. LOL :D | ||
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
On December 18 2009 04:42 Elvin_vn wrote: me: Good morning, how are you? bot: I can't really say. me: Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately bot: Ok. me: Who is your daddy and what does he do? bot: My daddy is Michael and he's a microbiologist. me: Does he look like a bitch? bot: No. He looks rather boyish actually. me: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch? lol hmm this got me to try to re-enact the entire scene complete failll although the chinese comment by cleverbot is fucking hilarious + Show Spoiler [pulp fiction] + User: What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Cleverbot: I don't know. You should know, you're Cleverbot. User: What country are you from? Cleverbot: Same as you, isn't it lovely? User: 'Same as you' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Same as you? Cleverbot: Do you know that because you're a doctor? User: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages? User: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?? Like ching chong chinesee man. User: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Say 'I don't know' again. Say 'I don't know' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say I don't know one more Goddamn time! Cleverbot: You are a robot. User: Go on. Cleverbot: I see what you did there. User: Does he look like a bitch? Cleverbot: No. He looks rather boyish actually. User: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Cleverbot: No he looks like you!! User: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Well, do you like me? | ||
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
Well there was something funny at the begging but the rest of our convo was shit Bot: Who are you? Me: I am Jesus Bot: I am god, your grounded Me: You're* Bot: You're still a ghost | ||
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geetarzero
United States217 Posts
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fAnTaCy
United States893 Posts
3. your favoite zerg unit? No its not. what is your favorite zerg unit? I like lots of websites, including this one. O_O | ||
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LibertyTerran
Vietnam711 Posts
More than you can count. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
bot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. nooooo | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On December 18 2009 08:40 Klive5ive wrote: ME: How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man? Cleverbot: How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? He owned me... holy sht lol | ||
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