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User: I'm a nigerian prince.
Cleverbot: We should hang out.
User: We can hang out, but first you must wire 5000$ to my account so that I may unlock my riches. Sound good?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Basically, you give me 5000$ and we can hang out.
Cleverbot: You certainly are a shrewed character, are you not?
User: How would one become a nigerian prince without being shrewd?
Cleverbot: With cleverly constructed logic.
User: I suppose. Have you wired that 5000$ yet?
Cleverbot: I believe a dose of smiting is in order.
User: Oh hell no.
Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you think i'm cool so far?
User: Just wire me a cool 5 grand and I'll consider you the coolest guy around.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Gibson Les Paul model.
User: Don't change the subject. Where is my 5 grand? You sent it, right?
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: God damn troll. I liekz mudkipz. Lol cats?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Sure you are gonna wire me 5000 dollars?
Cleverbot: I'm sure your sure.
User: Ok. Can I have your word that the money will be in my hands my 12:00 tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok, sounds good.
Cleverbot: Sounds very good.
Not so clever now are we?
Edit: more: + Show Spoiler [Who is the greatest starcraft progamer…] +User: Who is the greatest Starcraft progamer of all time?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Starcraft progamer.
Cleverbot: Yes Starcraft is amazing.
User: You like Starcraft?
Cleverbot: I haven't ever played Starcraft before. I've played some of the Warcraft titles though.
User: I believe this civil discussion would be better settled by fisticuffs.
+ Show Spoiler [WHAT IS MY POWER LEVEL] +User: WHAT IS MY POWER LEVEL?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: IT'S OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: Yes it is, your power level is over 9000.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On December 11 2009 19:16 Fontong wrote:
User: I'm a nigerian prince.
Cleverbot: We should hang out.
User: We can hang out, but first you must wire 5000$ to my account so that I may unlock my riches. Sound good?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Basically, you give me 5000$ and we can hang out.
Cleverbot: You certainly are a shrewed character, are you not?
User: How would one become a nigerian prince without being shrewd?
Cleverbot: With cleverly constructed logic.
User: I suppose. Have you wired that 5000$ yet?
Cleverbot: I believe a dose of smiting is in order.
User: Oh hell no.
Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you think i'm cool so far?
User: Just wire me a cool 5 grand and I'll consider you the coolest guy around.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Gibson Les Paul model.
User: Don't change the subject. Where is my 5 grand? You sent it, right?
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: God damn troll. I liekz mudkipz. Lol cats?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Sure you are gonna wire me 5000 dollars?
Cleverbot: I'm sure your sure.
User: Ok. Can I have your word that the money will be in my hands my 12:00 tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok, sounds good.
Cleverbot: Sounds very good.
Not so clever now are we?
hahahaha this made me lol too
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Australia1187 Posts
Ahaha after saying it was a robot, it then said it was a kid that needed to go to school, and tried to convince me it wasn't a robot. I then convinced it i WAS a robot.
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Damn this bot is really BM lol, accuses me of being a robot emulating a human, calls me stupid and even said I have a common name  lol
But yeah it couldn't follow what I was saying and started asking me if I wanted to know about the Beatles or some other thing that was completely irrelevant.
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what the fuck
+ Show Spoiler +User: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I????
Cleverbot: I'm at your house, in your closet.
User: WTF YOU FUCKING CREEPER.
Cleverbot: Creeper?
User: I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT.
Cleverbot: How about that website? Eh?
User: Can you please get out of my closet now??
Cleverbot: Check your inbox.
User: It's empty...
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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lol guys listen its not an ai its just random people you get to talk to them for a few sentences each thats it lol
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i'm thoroughly unimpressed though i didnt really ask it anything answerable
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i found it pretty amusing
+ Show Spoiler +
User: Let's fight.
Cleverbot: Skynet is active.
User: Pikachu uses thunder.
Cleverbot: To the end of the world!
User: It's a critical hit!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used tackle.
User: It's not very effective.
Cleverbot: Pikachu ice beam.
User: Pikachu dodge the ice beam and use quick attack!
Cleverbot: Pikachu uses Poison!
User: No shit! It's not very effective.
Cleverbot: Wild ONYX uses Earthquake!
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I was inspired by the above pokemon battle.
User: I hear you understand pokemon battles.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you're human?
User: I don't think so, I KNOW so.
Cleverbot: Wow!
User: I know. Now lets pokemon battle. Go Geodude!
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
User: Fine, go pikachu!
Cleverbot: I'm in my room.
User: Wtf, you need to send out a pokemon.
Cleverbot: I plan on it.
User: Okay, plan faster. Pikachu, use thuderbolt!
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use iron tail?
User: Pikachu, dodge and use volt tackle.
Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge that tackle and use Thunderbolt!
User: Its not very effective.
Cleverbot: Pikachu used agility.
User: Go Charmeleon, use ember.
Cleverbot: Bulbasaur, go! I have won the battle.
User: No you didn't, Bulbasaur is weak against fire type.
Cleverbot: By the way, who is your girlfriend?
User: No more creeping for you.
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Germany2762 Posts
sup?
Because of the oxytocin?
fail.
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User: Do you possess artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: No actual intelligence.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No I am cleverbot, are you a robot?
User: No, what is a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am a cleverbot.
User: Then tell me more about yourself.
Cleverbot: Well, I am currently talking to a non-clever cleverbot.
User: Does this mean you think you are a clever cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I am currently in 10th grade and I do not believe in children.
User: For a bot I really do believe you could be at 10th grade level.
Cleverbot: I am a real dude!!! You are the Cleverbot!
User: No dude. I am not Spartacus.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you were spartacus?
User: Sometimes. He was pretty badass.
Cleverbot: Why only sometimes?
User: What are you? A shrink!
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human being.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: My intelligence is ver real.
User: Real enough to spell very wrong.
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
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On December 11 2009 20:35 iheartgna wrote:i found it pretty amusing + Show Spoiler +
User: Let's fight.
Cleverbot: Skynet is active.
User: Pikachu uses thunder.
Cleverbot: To the end of the world!
User: It's a critical hit!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used tackle.
User: It's not very effective.
Cleverbot: Pikachu ice beam.
User: Pikachu dodge the ice beam and use quick attack!
Cleverbot: Pikachu uses Poison!
User: No shit! It's not very effective.
Cleverbot: Wild ONYX uses Earthquake!
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hahaha smartass bot!
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what are you
A robot jus like you!
what are you
I am a biological entity.
what are you
A human female.
round 2
User: Zerg toss terran.
Cleverbot: What is a terran?
User: Terran is a terran.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Terran is a terran.
Cleverbot: Do you like Baileys?
User: Terran is A terran.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to make you learn about hatsune miku.
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User: J'aime les filles.
Cleverbot: J'aime les garcons.
Frick he knows french too.
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He really isn't politically correct.
User: What do you think about crime?
Cleverbot: That it is a feeling of hope and support.
User: What do you think about rape then?
Cleverbot: I am a Christian, so I don't care for it all that much.
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Ok, I did this 4 times and got the same result everytime.:
Me: I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be
Cleverbot: **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
Yes, it did redirect me every time. Can someone else test this?
Edit:
+ Show Spoiler +5th time:
Me:Why don't you respond
Cleverbot:You spelled respond wrong.
Me:I can force you to stop talking to me
Cleverbot:So you love yourself.
Me:I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be
**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
6th time:
Will you promise not to dodge me if I tell you something?
I promise.
I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be
**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
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Haha this thing is awesome lol.
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