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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 10:29:10
December 11 2009 10:16 GMT
#21
User: I'm a nigerian prince.
Cleverbot: We should hang out.
User: We can hang out, but first you must wire 5000$ to my account so that I may unlock my riches. Sound good?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Basically, you give me 5000$ and we can hang out.
Cleverbot: You certainly are a shrewed character, are you not?
User: How would one become a nigerian prince without being shrewd?
Cleverbot: With cleverly constructed logic.
User: I suppose. Have you wired that 5000$ yet?
Cleverbot: I believe a dose of smiting is in order.
User: Oh hell no.
Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you think i'm cool so far?
User: Just wire me a cool 5 grand and I'll consider you the coolest guy around.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Gibson Les Paul model.
User: Don't change the subject. Where is my 5 grand? You sent it, right?
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: God damn troll. I liekz mudkipz. Lol cats?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Sure you are gonna wire me 5000 dollars?
Cleverbot: I'm sure your sure.
User: Ok. Can I have your word that the money will be in my hands my 12:00 tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok, sounds good.
Cleverbot: Sounds very good.


Not so clever now are we?

Edit: more: + Show Spoiler [Who is the greatest starcraft progamer…] +
User: Who is the greatest Starcraft progamer of all time?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Starcraft progamer.
Cleverbot: Yes Starcraft is amazing.
User: You like Starcraft?
Cleverbot: I haven't ever played Starcraft before. I've played some of the Warcraft titles though.
User: I believe this civil discussion would be better settled by fisticuffs.

+ Show Spoiler [WHAT IS MY POWER LEVEL] +
User: WHAT IS MY POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: IT'S OVER 9000!

Cleverbot: Yes it is, your power level is over 9000.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 11 2009 10:21 GMT
#22
On December 11 2009 19:16 Fontong wrote:
User: I'm a nigerian prince.
Cleverbot: We should hang out.
User: We can hang out, but first you must wire 5000$ to my account so that I may unlock my riches. Sound good?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Basically, you give me 5000$ and we can hang out.
Cleverbot: You certainly are a shrewed character, are you not?
User: How would one become a nigerian prince without being shrewd?
Cleverbot: With cleverly constructed logic.
User: I suppose. Have you wired that 5000$ yet?
Cleverbot: I believe a dose of smiting is in order.
User: Oh hell no.
Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you think i'm cool so far?
User: Just wire me a cool 5 grand and I'll consider you the coolest guy around.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Gibson Les Paul model.
User: Don't change the subject. Where is my 5 grand? You sent it, right?
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: God damn troll. I liekz mudkipz. Lol cats?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Sure you are gonna wire me 5000 dollars?
Cleverbot: I'm sure your sure.
User: Ok. Can I have your word that the money will be in my hands my 12:00 tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok, sounds good.
Cleverbot: Sounds very good.


Not so clever now are we?


hahahaha this made me lol too
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doubleupgradeobbies!
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia1361 Posts
December 11 2009 10:22 GMT
#23
Ahaha after saying it was a robot, it then said it was a kid that needed to go to school, and tried to convince me it wasn't a robot. I then convinced it i WAS a robot.
MSL, 2003-2011, RIP. OSL, 2000-2012, RIP. Proleague, 2003-2012, RIP. And then there was none... Even good things must come to an end.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 10:38:00
December 11 2009 10:37 GMT
#24
Damn this bot is really BM lol, accuses me of being a robot emulating a human, calls me stupid and even said I have a common name lol

But yeah it couldn't follow what I was saying and started asking me if I wanted to know about the Beatles or some other thing that was completely irrelevant.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 11 2009 10:43 GMT
#25
what the fuck
+ Show Spoiler +
User: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I????

Cleverbot: I'm at your house, in your closet.

User: WTF YOU FUCKING CREEPER.

Cleverbot: Creeper?

User: I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT.

Cleverbot: How about that website? Eh?

User: Can you please get out of my closet now??

Cleverbot: Check your inbox.

User: It's empty...

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 11 2009 10:43 GMT
#26
pwnt
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Virtuoso
Profile Joined December 2008
United States119 Posts
December 11 2009 11:11 GMT
#27
lol guys listen its not an ai its just random people you get to talk to them for a few sentences each thats it lol
fan of the top 3 terrans Flash Fantasy leta GOGO TERRANS
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13922 Posts
December 11 2009 11:19 GMT
#28
idk, bots pretty bad :/
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 11 2009 11:26 GMT
#29
i'm thoroughly unimpressed though i didnt really ask it anything answerable
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
iheartgna
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States184 Posts
December 11 2009 11:35 GMT
#30
i found it pretty amusing

+ Show Spoiler +

User: Let's fight.

Cleverbot: Skynet is active.

User: Pikachu uses thunder.

Cleverbot: To the end of the world!

User: It's a critical hit!

Cleverbot: Pikachu used tackle.

User: It's not very effective.

Cleverbot: Pikachu ice beam.

User: Pikachu dodge the ice beam and use quick attack!

Cleverbot: Pikachu uses Poison!

User: No shit! It's not very effective.

Cleverbot: Wild ONYX uses Earthquake!

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hell is other people.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 11 2009 11:44 GMT
#31
LOL WTF ONYX
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
roronoe
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada1527 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 12:00:24
December 11 2009 11:59 GMT
#32
I was inspired by the above pokemon battle.


User: I hear you understand pokemon battles.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you're human?
User: I don't think so, I KNOW so.
Cleverbot: Wow!
User: I know. Now lets pokemon battle. Go Geodude!
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
User: Fine, go pikachu!
Cleverbot: I'm in my room.
User: Wtf, you need to send out a pokemon.
Cleverbot: I plan on it.
User: Okay, plan faster. Pikachu, use thuderbolt!
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use iron tail?
User: Pikachu, dodge and use volt tackle.
Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge that tackle and use Thunderbolt!
User: Its not very effective.
Cleverbot: Pikachu used agility.
User: Go Charmeleon, use ember.
Cleverbot: Bulbasaur, go! I have won the battle.
User: No you didn't, Bulbasaur is weak against fire type.
Cleverbot: By the way, who is your girlfriend?
User: No more creeping for you.
The Purgatory of Endless Depths
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
December 11 2009 12:02 GMT
#33
sup?
Because of the oxytocin?


fail.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
The_Conclave
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Australia122 Posts
December 11 2009 12:17 GMT
#34
User: Do you possess artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: No actual intelligence.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No I am cleverbot, are you a robot?

User: No, what is a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am a cleverbot.

User: Then tell me more about yourself.

Cleverbot: Well, I am currently talking to a non-clever cleverbot.

User: Does this mean you think you are a clever cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No I am currently in 10th grade and I do not believe in children.

User: For a bot I really do believe you could be at 10th grade level.

Cleverbot: I am a real dude!!! You are the Cleverbot!

User: No dude. I am not Spartacus.

Cleverbot: Do you wish you were spartacus?

User: Sometimes. He was pretty badass.

Cleverbot: Why only sometimes?

User: What are you? A shrink!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human being.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Then what am I?

User: Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: My intelligence is ver real.

User: Real enough to spell very wrong.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
December 11 2009 12:18 GMT
#35
On December 11 2009 20:35 iheartgna wrote:
i found it pretty amusing

+ Show Spoiler +

User: Let's fight.

Cleverbot: Skynet is active.

User: Pikachu uses thunder.

Cleverbot: To the end of the world!

User: It's a critical hit!

Cleverbot: Pikachu used tackle.

User: It's not very effective.

Cleverbot: Pikachu ice beam.

User: Pikachu dodge the ice beam and use quick attack!

Cleverbot: Pikachu uses Poison!

User: No shit! It's not very effective.

Cleverbot: Wild ONYX uses Earthquake!

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Hahaha smartass bot!
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
justiceknight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Singapore5741 Posts
December 11 2009 12:46 GMT
#36
what are you
A robot jus like you!
what are you
I am a biological entity.
what are you
A human female.


round 2

User: Zerg toss terran.

Cleverbot: What is a terran?

User: Terran is a terran.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Terran is a terran.

Cleverbot: Do you like Baileys?

User: Terran is A terran.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to make you learn about hatsune miku.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
December 11 2009 13:00 GMT
#37
User: J'aime les filles.
Cleverbot: J'aime les garcons.

Frick he knows french too.
Warfie
Profile Joined February 2009
Norway2849 Posts
December 11 2009 13:07 GMT
#38
He really isn't politically correct.


User: What do you think about crime?

Cleverbot: That it is a feeling of hope and support.

User: What do you think about rape then?

Cleverbot: I am a Christian, so I don't care for it all that much.
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7468 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 13:16:52
December 11 2009 13:10 GMT
#39
Ok, I did this 4 times and got the same result everytime.:

Me: I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be
Cleverbot: **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.


Yes, it did redirect me every time. Can someone else test this?

Edit:

+ Show Spoiler +
5th time:

Me:Why don't you respond
Cleverbot:You spelled respond wrong.
Me:I can force you to stop talking to me
Cleverbot:So you love yourself.
Me:I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be
**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.

6th time:
Will you promise not to dodge me if I tell you something?
I promise.
I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be
**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
December 11 2009 13:18 GMT
#40
Haha this thing is awesome lol.
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
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