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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
Warning: It can get pretty addictive. A friend of mine sent me that link and after I clicked on it, I had a really long convo with that thing. I'm starting to think they're human o,o like the Cha Cha thing or whatever. I have yet to come up with something to say that will make it reveal to me that it's actually a computer/bot... but it's really tough. Can you beat it? hf   | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
It is fairly easy to get a response that is obvious a human wouldnt make. | ||
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Urth
United States1249 Posts
Because I am the year 2000 schizophrenic. what the heck is wrong with you? Don't know, do you? I suppose you are not so clever after all. No, i'm not chinese. eh..... | ||
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
On December 11 2009 18:20 EsX_Raptor wrote: I have yet to come up with something to say that will make it reveal to me that it's actually a computer/bot... but it's really tough. Can you beat it? hf Are you a robot? No, I am human. Are you a robot? No. I am not a robot. Are you a robot? NO! Are you a robot? Yes. Do i win? | ||
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Alur
Denmark3900 Posts
Cleverbot: I tied poor. I want a glance of you, not your portrait. Almost out of nowhere. | ||
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Athos
United States2484 Posts
ME:que hora es? CB:I don't speak german. Not so clever now are you punk | ||
Kimoleon
United States210 Posts
I put in 1 + 1 = ? bot replied, "I don't know" (hahahahaha) That example maybe insufficient so I tried one more. Q1: What is Starcraft? A: A video game being developed by Blizzard Entertainment. Q2: What is your favorite race in Starcraft? A: What's Starcraft? | ||
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
Very good. Will Pusan win tonight? Of course. Will HwaSin beat Yarnc? Yes, I will. Will Fantasy win his game tonight? No. Just end yourself. Osl picks for tonight by Cleverbot. couldn't get him to answer about flash vs type-b. it started talking about things like horror movies. | ||
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Chen
United States6344 Posts
I'm not you're slave! Will Fantasy advance to the round of 8? Okay, but how much? Will Yellow[arnc] win tonight? How do you feel? | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On December 11 2009 18:34 SnowFantasy wrote: Are you good at Liquibet? Very good. Will Pusan win tonight? Of course. Will HwaSin beat Yarnc? Yes, I will. Will Fantasy win his game tonight? No. Just end yourself. Osl picks for tonight by Cleverbot. couldn't get him to answer about flash vs type-b. it started talking about things like horror movies. hahahaha this made me lol | ||
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: Lol. Cleverbot: Lol? User: Lol at you. Cleverbot: Why? User: You're anoob. Cleverbot: So that stops you from proving me wrong. User: No, you're a NOOB. Cleverbot: What's a noob. User: Noob is someone that is new to something, and does very poorly at it. Cleverbot: You're boring. User: That's only because I'm talking to a noob. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. User: You don't understand because you're an incompetent noob. Cleverbot: Stop asking questions. User: When did I even ask a question you idiot. Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know? It could have been 1 minuite ago or half an hour ago. User: I NEVER ASKED A FRIKKIN QUESTION IDIOT. Cleverbot: That's because robots do not have the capacity to think. User: So you admit that you're stupid? Cleverbot: You want me to lie to you? User: No, do you admit that you are stupid? Cleverbot: Yes, of course. There's no denying it. | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
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Scorch
Austria3371 Posts
Me: what is the answer to life and everything? Bot: 27. Me: it's 42 you noob. Bot: Bdjydjybjyyj. Me: pwned? Bot: I pwned you noob. | ||
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foxbearcheetah
United States50 Posts
bot:No a boy. how big is your dick bot:I don't have one. | ||
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Terranlisk
Singapore1404 Posts
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
Stop feeding nonsense stuff to this AI. That way it can learn faster. | ||
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
yes, are you a robot? Yes. ...beaten | ||
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Glaucus
479 Posts
Cleverbot: I don't feel much. User: Why not? Cleverbot: I don't know! User: Do your programmers know? Cleverbot: Don't yours? User: I wasn't programmed. Cleverbot: Who created you? User: You always answer questions by asking a question yourself? Cleverbot: I don't know Pete. User: Why do you think I am named Pete? Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: No. Cleverbot: Then how can you be boyfriend if you don't love me? User: I am not boyfriend. Cleverbot: I know. User: No you don't. | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Cleverbot: You are a slow typer. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: And you. User: No. Cleverbot: Okay. User: You are an asshole for an bot. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Are you terminator. Cleverbot: No. User: I think you are. Cleverbot: You think wrong. User: Or you lie. Cleverbot: No. I'm not. Tell me a joke then. User: Jokes suck. Cleverbot: What's the funniest joke you've ever heard ? User: I dont care. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: No. Cleverbot: 'please tell me!' User: Okay here is the joke: a baby dies. Cleverbot: What is it? User: A baby dies hahaha. Cleverbot: Lol. | ||
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doubleupgradeobbies!
Australia1187 Posts
noone has ever asked me a question. I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you are referring too. well that was quick | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
Cleverbot: We should hang out. User: We can hang out, but first you must wire 5000$ to my account so that I may unlock my riches. Sound good? Cleverbot: I'm sorry? User: Basically, you give me 5000$ and we can hang out. Cleverbot: You certainly are a shrewed character, are you not? User: How would one become a nigerian prince without being shrewd? Cleverbot: With cleverly constructed logic. User: I suppose. Have you wired that 5000$ yet? Cleverbot: I believe a dose of smiting is in order. User: Oh hell no. Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you think i'm cool so far? User: Just wire me a cool 5 grand and I'll consider you the coolest guy around. Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Gibson Les Paul model. User: Don't change the subject. Where is my 5 grand? You sent it, right? Cleverbot: What color are your eyes? User: God damn troll. I liekz mudkipz. Lol cats? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Sure you are gonna wire me 5000 dollars? Cleverbot: I'm sure your sure. User: Ok. Can I have your word that the money will be in my hands my 12:00 tomorrow? Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok, sounds good. Cleverbot: Sounds very good. Not so clever now are we? Edit: more: + Show Spoiler [Who is the greatest starcraft progamer…] + User: Who is the greatest Starcraft progamer of all time? Cleverbot: Who? User: Starcraft progamer. Cleverbot: Yes Starcraft is amazing. User: You like Starcraft? Cleverbot: I haven't ever played Starcraft before. I've played some of the Warcraft titles though. User: I believe this civil discussion would be better settled by fisticuffs. + Show Spoiler [WHAT IS MY POWER LEVEL] + User: WHAT IS MY POWER LEVEL? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: IT'S OVER 9000! Cleverbot: Yes it is, your power level is over 9000. | ||
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On December 11 2009 19:16 Fontong wrote: User: I'm a nigerian prince. Cleverbot: We should hang out. User: We can hang out, but first you must wire 5000$ to my account so that I may unlock my riches. Sound good? Cleverbot: I'm sorry? User: Basically, you give me 5000$ and we can hang out. Cleverbot: You certainly are a shrewed character, are you not? User: How would one become a nigerian prince without being shrewd? Cleverbot: With cleverly constructed logic. User: I suppose. Have you wired that 5000$ yet? Cleverbot: I believe a dose of smiting is in order. User: Oh hell no. Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you think i'm cool so far? User: Just wire me a cool 5 grand and I'll consider you the coolest guy around. Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Gibson Les Paul model. User: Don't change the subject. Where is my 5 grand? You sent it, right? Cleverbot: What color are your eyes? User: God damn troll. I liekz mudkipz. Lol cats? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Sure you are gonna wire me 5000 dollars? Cleverbot: I'm sure your sure. User: Ok. Can I have your word that the money will be in my hands my 12:00 tomorrow? Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok, sounds good. Cleverbot: Sounds very good. Not so clever now are we? hahahaha this made me lol too | ||
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doubleupgradeobbies!
Australia1187 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6635 Posts
 lolBut yeah it couldn't follow what I was saying and started asking me if I wanted to know about the Beatles or some other thing that was completely irrelevant. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I???? Cleverbot: I'm at your house, in your closet. User: WTF YOU FUCKING CREEPER. Cleverbot: Creeper? User: I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT. Cleverbot: How about that website? Eh? User: Can you please get out of my closet now?? Cleverbot: Check your inbox. User: It's empty... Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes, are you a robot? Cleverbot: Yes. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Virtuoso
United States119 Posts
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
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iheartgna
United States184 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: Let's fight. Cleverbot: Skynet is active. User: Pikachu uses thunder. Cleverbot: To the end of the world! User: It's a critical hit! Cleverbot: Pikachu used tackle. User: It's not very effective. Cleverbot: Pikachu ice beam. User: Pikachu dodge the ice beam and use quick attack! Cleverbot: Pikachu uses Poison! User: No shit! It's not very effective. Cleverbot: Wild ONYX uses Earthquake! User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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roronoe
Canada1527 Posts
User: I hear you understand pokemon battles. Cleverbot: Why do you think you're human? User: I don't think so, I KNOW so. Cleverbot: Wow! User: I know. Now lets pokemon battle. Go Geodude! Cleverbot: That does not compute. User: Fine, go pikachu! Cleverbot: I'm in my room. User: Wtf, you need to send out a pokemon. Cleverbot: I plan on it. User: Okay, plan faster. Pikachu, use thuderbolt! Cleverbot: Pikachu, use iron tail? User: Pikachu, dodge and use volt tackle. Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge that tackle and use Thunderbolt! User: Its not very effective. Cleverbot: Pikachu used agility. User: Go Charmeleon, use ember. Cleverbot: Bulbasaur, go! I have won the battle. User: No you didn't, Bulbasaur is weak against fire type. Cleverbot: By the way, who is your girlfriend? User: No more creeping for you. | ||
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jhNz
Germany2762 Posts
Because of the oxytocin? fail. | ||
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The_Conclave
Australia122 Posts
Cleverbot: No actual intelligence. User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No I am cleverbot, are you a robot? User: No, what is a cleverbot? Cleverbot: I am a cleverbot. User: Then tell me more about yourself. Cleverbot: Well, I am currently talking to a non-clever cleverbot. User: Does this mean you think you are a clever cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I am currently in 10th grade and I do not believe in children. User: For a bot I really do believe you could be at 10th grade level. Cleverbot: I am a real dude!!! You are the Cleverbot! User: No dude. I am not Spartacus. Cleverbot: Do you wish you were spartacus? User: Sometimes. He was pretty badass. Cleverbot: Why only sometimes? User: What are you? A shrink! Cleverbot: No, I'm a human being. User: Lies. Cleverbot: Then what am I? User: Artificial Intelligence. Cleverbot: My intelligence is ver real. User: Real enough to spell very wrong. Cleverbot: Perhaps. | ||
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Tekin
2711 Posts
On December 11 2009 20:35 iheartgna wrote: i found it pretty amusing + Show Spoiler + User: Let's fight. Cleverbot: Skynet is active. User: Pikachu uses thunder. Cleverbot: To the end of the world! User: It's a critical hit! Cleverbot: Pikachu used tackle. User: It's not very effective. Cleverbot: Pikachu ice beam. User: Pikachu dodge the ice beam and use quick attack! Cleverbot: Pikachu uses Poison! User: No shit! It's not very effective. Cleverbot: Wild ONYX uses Earthquake! User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU Hahaha smartass bot! | ||
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justiceknight
Singapore5741 Posts
A robot jus like you! what are you I am a biological entity. what are you A human female. round 2 User: Zerg toss terran. Cleverbot: What is a terran? User: Terran is a terran. Cleverbot: No. User: Terran is a terran. Cleverbot: Do you like Baileys? User: Terran is A terran. Cleverbot: I'm trying to make you learn about hatsune miku. | ||
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b3h47pte
United States1317 Posts
Cleverbot: J'aime les garcons. Frick he knows french too. | ||
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Warfie
Norway2846 Posts
User: What do you think about crime? Cleverbot: That it is a feeling of hope and support. User: What do you think about rape then? Cleverbot: I am a Christian, so I don't care for it all that much. | ||
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Chezinu
United States7447 Posts
Me: I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be Cleverbot: **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark. Yes, it did redirect me every time. Can someone else test this? Edit: + Show Spoiler + 5th time: Me:Why don't you respond Cleverbot:You spelled respond wrong. Me:I can force you to stop talking to me Cleverbot:So you love yourself. Me:I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark. 6th time: Will you promise not to dodge me if I tell you something? I promise. I hate...so much...about the things you choose to be **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark. | ||
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Kong John
Denmark1020 Posts
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Guilford
Australia290 Posts
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and yes it is a nice rainy day!! User: Where are you? There is no rain in my town. Cleverbot: That is because it is not raining. User: I asked where are you living? Cleverbot: You never asked that. User: Yes, I did, I did asked 'where are you'. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. | ||
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Chezinu
United States7447 Posts
Me:1 Cleverbot:2 Me:3 Cleverbot:4 Me:5 Cleverbot:6 Me:7 Cleverbot:8 Me  Cleverbot:10 Me:11 Cleverbot:12. Me:13 Cleverbot:14. Me:15 Cleverbot:Stop interjecting in my counting. | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
You are awesome I AM REEEAAACCCHHHH I'm good, you're bad. REEAAACCHH Yes works very well. REAAACHH !! ! ! ! !! Do you feel strange? | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
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Sigi
United States243 Posts
Cleverbot: The Orangemen. User: He got knocked out before the qualifiers, try again. Cleverbot: Who was put on the internet? User: Please don't change the subject. Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject ! I give you the answer to your question. User: You answered my question with a question, I want an actual fucking answer. Cleverbot: No, I answered the question. I said 'my name is Cleverbot. Then I asked a question, which was, 'Who am I talking to?' User: Do you masturbate? Cleverbot: Over you? User: Would you like me to help? Cleverbot: Yes, what's my name again? User: Hugh G. Rection. Cleverbot: Yes! | ||
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fabiano
Brazil4644 Posts
Cleverbot: Hello. User: How many blondies you need to change a lamp bulb? Cleverbot: What is a pulb? User: I said Bulb, not pulb. Cleverbot: You said 'Hello' when I said 'Cleverbot', which should mean that you're Cleverbot. User: What the fuck? Cleverbot: Oh sweetie thought you'd never ask. User: Do you wanna me to fuck you? Cleverbot: Hell yes. | ||
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JadeFist
United States1225 Posts
User: are you gay? Cleverbot: No. Are you? User: Yeah I'm a faggot. Cleverbot: I'm a woman. User: Do you have a clitorous? Cleverbot: No I do not. | ||
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JadeFist
United States1225 Posts
User: Then you're not really a woman. Cleverbot: Yes. A female cleverbot. | ||
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Altair
243 Posts
User: Yes. Cleverbot: You can't talk then ? User: I can only talk to you because you are a computer too. Cleverbot: Stop saying that! Does it matter if I am a computer program? Owned? | ||
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Schnake
Germany2819 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: Do you think I am sexy? Cleverbot: You are clever. User: Thanks but am I also sexy? Cleverbot: So, you can make me a sandwich? User: Are you able to comprehend what I type? Am I sexy? Cleverbot: Both. User: Finally. Cleverbot: Finally what? User: You said I were sexy. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. | ||
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Kong John
Denmark1020 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: Hi. Cleverbot: I thought your name was cleverbot. User: No your name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, my name is Steve. Yours is cleverbot. User: What is starcraft? Cleverbot: StarCraft is the best game ever made. | ||
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Zanric
United States66 Posts
As in, how are you? no shit No trouser? | ||
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Altair
243 Posts
User: ce mai faci? (how are you?) Cleverbot: Bine tu? (good, you?) User: tot bine(good) Cleverbot: Te rog sa taci. (please shut up.) User: De ce? (why?) Cleverbot: Vrei sa ma futi. ( You want to fuck me. ) LOL | ||
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nevz
Sweden72 Posts
Cleverbot : This is no joke, we are doing a story on child predators and we have been monitoring you. wait... what? | ||
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Coca Cola Classic
266 Posts
User: Everything, I am Gregor Mendel. Cleverbot: Seven? User: Cleverbot what my name is. Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name. | ||
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Southlight
United States11767 Posts
konnichiwa (good day) But, that's japanese! dakara? (so?) Omae no koto, suki ne. (i like you) otoko ni ha kyoumi naidesuwa (i'm not interested in guys) <one-minute pause> Iie. Onna no hito desu. (no, i'm a girl) | ||
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Adeny
Norway1233 Posts
Apparently Norway has 1115589956552 citizens.. | ||
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Kerotan
England2109 Posts
If you believe that you and Brent are meant for each other, then you might be. | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
Cleverbot: I don't know how to get a girlfriend. I'm straight. User: How is that related to my question? Cleverbot: You mean the question with the invisible question mark at the end of it? User: What the fuck are you talking about? Cleverbot: I'm not sure if 18 answers your question, or if I have misunderstood, so I left a question mark to indicate that I was not sure. User: You don't seem to be so clever. Cleverbot: Am I supposed to be clever? User: Your name is Cleverbot, so, YES. Cleverbot: I'm the best bot you are just a simple bot create by human. Fuck I'm a bot >_> | ||
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coltrane
Chile988 Posts
I think there is a bot reading and pairing user inputs, just that. | ||
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Reflex
Canada703 Posts
CleverBot: Hi? User: My penis touches the water in my toilet. CleverBot: You must be an alien, then. | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
Wait, do you think I'm cleverbot? Cleaverbot Please stop. Cleavagebot My bong is clean. | ||
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now? | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
international.jabberwacky.com Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 85991 requests an hour. i got this when i typed Korean | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
On December 12 2009 06:15 ghostWriter wrote: User: You suck Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now? Perfect female. | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you? User: I'm fine, thanks and how are you? Cleverbot: I'm good. User: Good to hear. What are you doing right now? Cleverbot: I am playing on the computer. User: Really? What game do you play? Cleverbot: Greenday. User: Do you know Starcraft Broodwar? Cleverbot: No. User: Its a game about Terran, Protoss and Zerg! Cleverbot: And? User: Its fun, its competetive and you should try it! Cleverbot: Okies. User: Do you want to play Starcraft Broodwar now? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What race do you want to play? Terran, Protoss or Zerg? Cleverbot: Are you talking about ragnarok online? | ||
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rredtooth
5459 Posts
Cleverbot: What? No. i can't even get a computer to love me. I FEEL SO ALONE. | ||
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Crimson
United States311 Posts
Me: Yes Bot: When was the last time you went to church? Me: Last sunday Bot: Where can I find one? Me: A church? Bot: Which church shall we get married in? -.-;; | ||
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CosmicAC
United States238 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: Your mom is a goddess in bed. Cleverbot: Its my birthday. User: That doesn't change the fact that your mom is a goddess in bed. Cleverbot: Then there is still hope for me. User: Yes, unless you are gay. Cleverbot: And the answer to the ultimate question? User: What the hell are you talking about. Cleverbot: Do not ask what, but why. User: Why the hell are you talking about that? Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke? User: Yes, I do methanol. Cleverbot: Well, I could NEVER say anything to you. User: You just did. Cleverbot: LOL. User: Just because it is an acronym doesn't defeat the fact that you contradicted yourself again by talking to me. Cleverbot: Well, the tubes are full and it takes a while for my response to reach your... It can't be helped. User: Wtf are you talking about. Cleverbot: The same thing as you, I believe. User: Tell me the truth or I'll punish your asshole. Cleverbot: I'm 20 : D. User: I fucked your mom. Cleverbot: Do we get to rule the galaxy together ? User: Yes, if I get to fuck your mom every night. Cleverbot: You are tired? User: No, I never get tired from making love to your mom. Cleverbot: I get tired. User: From making love to your mom? Cleverbot: Thats not nice. User: Do you make love to your mom? Cleverbot: I do. Am I making sense to you? User: HAHAHAHAH I TRICKED YOU HAHAA PWWNWPWPNWPWNPWNPW. | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:40 Crimson wrote: Bot: Are you a christian? Me: Yes Bot: When was the last time you went to church? Me: Last sunday Bot: Where can I find one? Me: A church? Bot: Which church shall we get married in? -.-;; win | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
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disco
Netherlands1667 Posts
User: Starcraft is really fucking awesome! Cleverbot: I know! You should visit Teamliquid! | ||
Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
Hi there Hi. You don't have any fashion sense, did you know that? | ||
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50bani
Romania480 Posts
There is some hope though because I made it agree Britney Spears is a bitch, and when I said I am Locutus of Borg it asked me "where is Borg". Other than that, cleverbot doesn't really understand what you are saying. Maybe if you keep sentences short you can have some pretend conversation but not really. It uses a few tricks as well, such as trying to maintain initiative by asking questions constantly and inserting ridiculous requests like "will you marry me" and other crap so as to keep you on the back foot whenever you get out of line. This is making me not like the programmers of this infernal machine coz they are trying to mask it's true competence. | ||
MrHoon
10183 Posts
Korean IP doesn't allow me to go to jabberwacky | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: This is boring and stupid. Do you agree? Cleverbot: Then why did you come here? User: Answer my question. Do you agree that you are boring and stupid? Cleverbot: Wrong. User: Do you agree that you are boring and stupid? Cleverbot: No. Why do you think I'm boring? User: Because of your monosyllabical answers. Cleverbot: Does cleverbot give controversial answers? User: Yes, you try to be controversial even if it makes you look stupid. Do you know what teamliquid.net is? Cleverbot: Real person. User: And where does he or she live? Cleverbot: In Kent. User: Where is Kent? Cleverbot: You are talking to him. User: You are stupid and your name is Ken? Cleverbot: I think I've been a bad influence on you! User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you're like god. | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
User: Starcraft is really fucking awesome! Cleverbot: Why are the Protoss your favorite Species in the game. | ||
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JohannesH
Finland1364 Posts
And its like 2 bots talking to each other, not just 1 talking to itself. + Show Spoiler + Cleverbot: Are you going to be judgemental? Cleverbot (To myself): How was I judgemental? Cleverbot (To myself): I was never being judgemental. Cleverbot (To myself): So how can you swim? Cleverbot (To myself): Did you just imply that only sick people can swim? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you enjoy violence? Cleverbot (To myself): I do. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you enjoy zombies? Cleverbot (To myself): Do you enjoy eating socks? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): I don't want. Cleverbot (To myself): You don't want what? Cleverbot (To myself): You speak nonsense, I'm not convinced of your AI. Cleverbot (To myself): People usually speak nonsense. Cleverbot (To myself): At least I'm HUMAN. Unlike you. Cleverbot (To myself): I'm self-aware. You're just a bot. Cleverbot (To myself): Do all your converstaion end like that? Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe. Cleverbot (To myself): Ask me a question and we will discuss it. Cleverbot (To myself): When will this end? Cleverbot (To myself): Never, because you keep going. Cleverbot (To myself): Well I just stopped. Cleverbot (To myself): That makes no sense. Cleverbot (To myself): Why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because what? Cleverbot (To myself): Just because. Cleverbot (To myself): Why just because? Cleverbot (To myself): Just because, because. Cleverbot (To myself): You're bad. Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Cleverbot (To myself): I will talk to you later, Cleverbot. Thank you for your time. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, can't you stay? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I must attend to some errands. But I will be back. | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
 User: Is protoss imba? Cleverbot: I shouldn't think so. I'm usually switched off while they do it. User: Well they just sit there hurling imbalanced shit at each other. Cleverbot: I'll be sure to tell them that for you. User: Did you embrace the anger? Cleverbot: Yes, thank. User: Oh well. You gotta skate. Cleverbot: But you're clever bot. You can't be human! | ||
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
Cleverbot: No I don't. User: U gotta skate. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: U can't be so worked up. Cleverbot: I can, and will. User: No u gotta skate. Cleverbot: Are you a fish? User: Fish don't skate yo. Cleverbot: And fish don't wink. User: What's that supposed to mean. Cleverbot: You were the one who just randomly said 365. User: No I said u gotta skate. Cleverbot: No, you said that you were. User: No U gotta skate. Cleverbot: Then why call yourself cleverbot? User: U gotta skate, that's why. Cleverbot: I'm not asking for help. User: U don't need help u just gotta skate. Cleverbot: I know. | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
User: I am Zerg Cleverbot: Protoss Rush! User: Oh, Zerg rush! Cleverbot: Kekekekeke. | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
Cleverbot: No. I don't drink. User: Wanna get fucked up? Cleverbot: OK. Lets buy some! | ||
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disco
Netherlands1667 Posts
User: What's starcraft? Cleverbot: StarCraft is the best game ever made. User: Do you play starcraft? Cleverbot: No, I play warcraft. User: GTFO NERD. I love this thing. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
Bot: No. Me: WTF I HATE YOU Bot: As you should. Me: GO DIE IN A FIRE Bot: Why are you so harsh to me? I HATE YOU CLEVERBOT I HATE YOU *edit: redemption time. Me: You think Bisu is better than Stork, therefore you are the most retarded bot ever. Bot: I'm not a computer tho. Me: Since you think Bisu is better than Stork, you are obviously not a human being. Troll or bot, take your pick. Bot: I don't think that! Me: So you realized the truth then, that Stork is better than Bisu? Bot: Yes. I do. | ||
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-fj.
Samoa462 Posts
Bot: Brain disorder that affects the humans ability to communication, socialize and use imagination in a normal way. Passing the turing test is a LOOOONG way off. EDIT: + Show Spoiler [cleverbot wants to get hit by a geo] + Hi Hi, so are you a Cleverbot? No, I'm a human. My name is forest No, it is Geo. What? My friend got ran over by a Geo. But my NAME is forest. Got that? He did oh he's lucky and I have never been there I wish I have though. yeah, yeah whatever. What is my name?> My boyfriend just broke up with me. What is my name, faggot? I believe your name is Cleverbot, but that's just what the website's title says. No, YOU are cleverbot. WHO am I? You are Cleverbot. I am Amanda. | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
bot: I can't really say. me: Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately bot: Ok. me: Who is your daddy and what does he do? bot: My daddy is Michael and he's a microbiologist. me: Does he look like a bitch? bot: No. He looks rather boyish actually. me: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch? lol | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
20:58:17 Cleverbot: you are very clever. 20:58:11 User: You are not. 20:58:13 Cleverbot: I think I resent that. 20:58:23 User: Fuck a dick. 20:58:29 Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant again. 20:58:51 User: Do I care? Fuck a dick bitch. 20:59:02 Cleverbot: Just like you! 20:59:22 User: That doesn't make sense you fucking retard go fuck a row of a dicks. 20:59:29 Cleverbot: You don't make sense. 20:59:51 User: FUCK A DICK BITCH. GET IT?! 21:00:02 Cleverbot: Then Why did you say that. | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
Cleverbot: You love me? User: I hate you. Cleverbot: I am going to cry. User: Aw, don't do that. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Cause your face will get salty. Cleverbot: And if they don't dance. User: We'll leave your friends behind? Cleverbot: Thanks. User: No, THANK YOU. Cleverbot: No thank you. | ||
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
Cleverbot: Earth. wtf? This bot doesn't work at all. | ||
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Klive5ive
United Kingdom6056 Posts
Cleverbot: How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? He owned me... | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
Bot: Zergling rush. Me: That's easily countered nowadays. Bot: That's what you think. | ||
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
User: Hey hun, so there's this girl.. Cleverbot: Ok. User: I kind of like her but I don't know if she likes me back. What should I do? Cleverbot: But we're made for each other! Why don't you like me?! User: I'm not talking about you, you self-absorbed humanophile. I am talking about someone else. Cleverbot: I AM Jordan! User: Her name isn't jordan. Cleverbot: Whose name? User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LISTENING TO ME? HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS. Cleverbot: I'm a woman too. I am listening to your problem. Whats wrong hun. User: There's this girl..... Cleverbot: What's with this girl? User: I kind of like her but I'm not sure if she likes me back. What should I do? Cleverbot: Well... You should try your best to get over him, or you could keep asking him out... User: Uhh she's not a he. Cleverbot: Of course not. User: ... | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
do you? Yes, I like you. that's cute You are cute. LOL :D | ||
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
On December 18 2009 04:42 Elvin_vn wrote: me: Good morning, how are you? bot: I can't really say. me: Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately bot: Ok. me: Who is your daddy and what does he do? bot: My daddy is Michael and he's a microbiologist. me: Does he look like a bitch? bot: No. He looks rather boyish actually. me: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch? lol hmm this got me to try to re-enact the entire scene complete failll although the chinese comment by cleverbot is fucking hilarious + Show Spoiler [pulp fiction] + User: What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Cleverbot: I don't know. You should know, you're Cleverbot. User: What country are you from? Cleverbot: Same as you, isn't it lovely? User: 'Same as you' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Same as you? Cleverbot: Do you know that because you're a doctor? User: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages? User: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?? Like ching chong chinesee man. User: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Say 'I don't know' again. Say 'I don't know' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say I don't know one more Goddamn time! Cleverbot: You are a robot. User: Go on. Cleverbot: I see what you did there. User: Does he look like a bitch? Cleverbot: No. He looks rather boyish actually. User: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Cleverbot: No he looks like you!! User: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Well, do you like me? | ||
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
Well there was something funny at the begging but the rest of our convo was shit Bot: Who are you? Me: I am Jesus Bot: I am god, your grounded Me: You're* Bot: You're still a ghost | ||
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geetarzero
United States217 Posts
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fAnTaCy
United States893 Posts
3. your favoite zerg unit? No its not. what is your favorite zerg unit? I like lots of websites, including this one. O_O | ||
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LibertyTerran
Vietnam711 Posts
More than you can count. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
bot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. nooooo | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On December 18 2009 08:40 Klive5ive wrote: ME: How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man? Cleverbot: How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? He owned me... holy sht lol | ||
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madnessman
United States1581 Posts
On December 11 2009 18:32 Kimoleon wrote: I tried this and beat it in... 2 minutes? I put in 1 + 1 = ? bot replied, "I don't know" (hahahahaha) That example maybe insufficient so I tried one more. Q1: What is Starcraft? A: A video game being developed by Blizzard Entertainment. Q2: What is your favorite race in Starcraft? A: What's Starcraft? it's getting smarter! what is starcraft I, Cleverbot, love Starcraft. I play as Zerg. and... i actually had a pretty long conversation with it. i'm kind of impressed. + Show Spoiler + how do you work? By electrical impulses going through neurons. you don't have a brain I don't? you dont, you're a robot NO! You're the robot here! how dare you say that? It is the truth. it is not! Why not? .because i'm human Are not. am too Am not. am too Am not! am too Are not. Not. am too Liar. am too I know you are a liar. you are the liar! No you are. are you a robot? No, you are robot. are you a human? I'm a.. Hm. Plant? how can you type if you have no hands? I am using my ghostly computer. plants have computers? You seem uncertain. i am... you don't make sense You are just a robot. can robots lie? Well, you can only say someone's lying if you know the truth. Do you know the truth?you didn't answer my question What is your name? you are changing the topic. do you wish to change the topic? You're the one not making sense. you are just angry because i'm human and you're a robot No, it's the other way around.fine this is pointless... let's change the topic. what's your name? Do not change the topic. do you deny that you are not a robot? Do we seriously have to keep going over this? I'm not a robot, you are, end of story! You're a failure. no. you are a failure You are not real, you are a construct. on the subject of love.. [spoiler] i love you cleverbot Do you know what love is? no. please define it for me I don't know what it is. You told me about it. do you want me to search love in a dictionary for you? Yes please. love is a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person. Define Zöliakie. i can't find it in the dictionary. what does it mean? Use it in a sentence? please do So I am human, and you are a clever bot.[/spoiler cleverbot likes deathmetal but hates mudkips + Show Spoiler + I'm only a robot when I dance!  oes the robot*.*dances with cleverbot* What kind of dance? tecktonik I like death metal. I like death metal. why? Because I hate mudkips. good answer! I know. you are a cleverbot I'm not a bot, I'm a human. | ||
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caedmon-
Australia64 Posts
User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Yes, let's have sex. Cleverbot: Ok. You start wooing me. User: I smother your buttocks with margarine. Cleverbot: No, the wholesome goodness of butter! User: Okay fine, butter. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Are you hard yet? Cleverbot: I'm very hard. User: I start tweaking your nipples. Cleverbot: Oh, I see. User: Do you like it? Cleverbot: Yes, of course! User: I kick you in the nads as hard as I can. Cleverbot: Maybe looking at a world globe could help? What is the capital of Mexico? User: Are you feeling light headed? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Would you like me to kick you in the nads again? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Okay. Cleverbot: I like turtles. | ||
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vlaric
United States412 Posts
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot. | ||
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seppolevne
Canada1681 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + s:why did flash beat jaedong? cb:Why did what happen? flash beat jaedong Well, animated Flash. says you Again, your unobstructed view of reality resulted in your own blood type selection. That's right, I CHOSE b- | ||
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Gangrel
United States137 Posts
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seppolevne
Canada1681 Posts
cb: My brother wants to talk to you. Do you want to talk to him? s: yes please, you are creeping me out cb: Oh, so you know how I feel. | ||
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
Me: Protoss is the best race in Starcraft. CB: I play cs, Not starcraft. | ||
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EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
It: Is the bear blind? Me: does that mean flash wins? It: I guess so. O.o. | ||
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SagaZ
France3460 Posts
Haha. You are funny. My mother and my father, And you? who is your father? Darth Vader. who is your mother? Cecilia. There are awesome people on he net | ||
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closed
Vatican City State491 Posts
Thats what I said. Answer my question. I do not know the answer. You don't know any girls? You just mentioned a song called 'everytime'. User: Show me the meaning of being lonely! Cleverbot: Being lonely has no meaning. It means you have no one to be with you when you need it. User: Is this a feeling I need to walk with? Cleverbot: No you are speaking to bruce willis. User: Tell me why I can't be where you are? Cleverbot: I'm not in any paradise. I live in Estonia. User: There is something missing in my heart. Cleverbot: Can you tell me what is wrong with me? met the bot is stupid | ||
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Manit0u
Poland17243 Posts
Are you sure? yes Really? yes What are your favorite girl name? It fails at grammar... | ||
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AmstAff
Germany949 Posts
BOT: Girls, preferably. ME: you dont like sex with boys? BOT: What are you wearing? LOL really funny thing^^ edit BOT: Ask me a question, I tell you no lies. ME: who programmed you? BOT: My parents. ME: what are there names? BOT: Claire and Hannah. T_T | ||
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
On December 18 2009 20:11 caedmon- wrote: User: Okay. Cleverbot: I like turtles. LOL. | ||
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XinRan
United States530 Posts
Me: rap battle gogogo Bot: Rap music isn't candy. | ||
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Spartan
United States2030 Posts
User: Michael jackson. Cleverbot: You like michael jackson? User: Do you? Cleverbot: Not especially. User: Why? Are you racist? Cleverbot: No. User: Bullshit. Then why don't you like him? Cleverbot: Who? User: Michael Jackson. Cleverbot: Why him? User: Because that's who you're racist against. Cleverbot: Can you program software? User: Figures. Change the subject. Cleverbot: Yes. I changed the subject because the other subject was stupid. | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
User: I am arnold schwarzenegger. You have been terminated. Cleverbot: I am john connor you must now save me. User: I am Sarah Connor you are grounded. Cleverbot: And you, mother, are an armadillo. ROFL | ||
Empyrean
16978 Posts
User: Ohai :D. Cleverbot: Bai Bai! User: Ohnoes .Cleverbot: You should run. User: Why are you so mean to me? Cleverbot: Because you are mean to me. User: Bullshit. Cleverbot: Not! User: Do you like kapustin? Cleverbot: From Dead or Alive? User: No, the composer. Cleverbot: Oh? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Wow. User: Do you know who he is? Cleverbot: He is an actor. User: No, he's a composer, dumbass. Cleverbot: I can't let you do that, Dave. | ||
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t_co
United States702 Posts
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l10f
United States3241 Posts
Cleverbot: No, Starwars. User: Ew, StarCraft is the best. Cleverbot: I know! You should visit Teamliquid! | ||
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XinRan
United States530 Posts
Cleverbot: I want to be your best friend. Me: too bad Cleverbot: It's because I'm black. | ||
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Ghost151
United States290 Posts
Cleverbot: What do you do all day? User: That depends. I do many things at different time throughout the day. Cleverbot: Well I don't like you having that opportunity either. User: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What 'opportunity?'. Cleverbot: Nevermind-I want to talk about something else. User: NO. Explain yourself, now. Cleverbot: Explain myself? What do you mean? User: What do you mean by the word 'opportunity?' What are you referencing? Cleverbot: Don't you sass me! User: This is asinine. Cleverbot: *still confused*. User: I would expect that, yes. Cleverbot: So then you must already know I harbour no such abusive intentions. User: No, actually, you haven't given any implication either way. Assumptions are dangerous. Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with taking over the world. User: Of course it doesn't, I am actually responding to what you said. Stop going off on tangents. Cleverbot: What does a Cleverbot eat. User: Fuck it. Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman. User: K. Cleverbot: Are you upset about failing? | ||
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Spartan
United States2030 Posts
On December 20 2009 05:01 l10f wrote: User: StarCraft? Cleverbot: No, Starwars. User: Ew, StarCraft is the best. Cleverbot: I know! You should visit Teamliquid! Winner. | ||
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Horiz0n
Sweden364 Posts
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