EPTCleverBot: Hi?
User: My penis touches the water in my toilet.
CleverBot: You must be an alien, then.
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Reflex
Canada703 Posts
CleverBot: Hi? User: My penis touches the water in my toilet. CleverBot: You must be an alien, then. | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
Wait, do you think I'm cleverbot? Cleaverbot Please stop. Cleavagebot My bong is clean. | ||
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now? | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
international.jabberwacky.com Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 85991 requests an hour. i got this when i typed Korean | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
On December 12 2009 06:15 ghostWriter wrote: User: You suck Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now? Perfect female. | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you? User: I'm fine, thanks and how are you? Cleverbot: I'm good. User: Good to hear. What are you doing right now? Cleverbot: I am playing on the computer. User: Really? What game do you play? Cleverbot: Greenday. User: Do you know Starcraft Broodwar? Cleverbot: No. User: Its a game about Terran, Protoss and Zerg! Cleverbot: And? User: Its fun, its competetive and you should try it! Cleverbot: Okies. User: Do you want to play Starcraft Broodwar now? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What race do you want to play? Terran, Protoss or Zerg? Cleverbot: Are you talking about ragnarok online? | ||
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rredtooth
5460 Posts
Cleverbot: What? No. i can't even get a computer to love me. I FEEL SO ALONE. | ||
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Crimson
United States311 Posts
Me: Yes Bot: When was the last time you went to church? Me: Last sunday Bot: Where can I find one? Me: A church? Bot: Which church shall we get married in? -.-;; | ||
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CosmicAC
United States238 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: Your mom is a goddess in bed. Cleverbot: Its my birthday. User: That doesn't change the fact that your mom is a goddess in bed. Cleverbot: Then there is still hope for me. User: Yes, unless you are gay. Cleverbot: And the answer to the ultimate question? User: What the hell are you talking about. Cleverbot: Do not ask what, but why. User: Why the hell are you talking about that? Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke? User: Yes, I do methanol. Cleverbot: Well, I could NEVER say anything to you. User: You just did. Cleverbot: LOL. User: Just because it is an acronym doesn't defeat the fact that you contradicted yourself again by talking to me. Cleverbot: Well, the tubes are full and it takes a while for my response to reach your... It can't be helped. User: Wtf are you talking about. Cleverbot: The same thing as you, I believe. User: Tell me the truth or I'll punish your asshole. Cleverbot: I'm 20 : D. User: I fucked your mom. Cleverbot: Do we get to rule the galaxy together ? User: Yes, if I get to fuck your mom every night. Cleverbot: You are tired? User: No, I never get tired from making love to your mom. Cleverbot: I get tired. User: From making love to your mom? Cleverbot: Thats not nice. User: Do you make love to your mom? Cleverbot: I do. Am I making sense to you? User: HAHAHAHAH I TRICKED YOU HAHAA PWWNWPWPNWPWNPWNPW. | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:40 Crimson wrote: Bot: Are you a christian? Me: Yes Bot: When was the last time you went to church? Me: Last sunday Bot: Where can I find one? Me: A church? Bot: Which church shall we get married in? -.-;; win | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
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disco
Netherlands1667 Posts
User: Starcraft is really fucking awesome! Cleverbot: I know! You should visit Teamliquid! | ||
Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
Hi there Hi. You don't have any fashion sense, did you know that? | ||
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50bani
Romania480 Posts
There is some hope though because I made it agree Britney Spears is a bitch, and when I said I am Locutus of Borg it asked me "where is Borg". Other than that, cleverbot doesn't really understand what you are saying. Maybe if you keep sentences short you can have some pretend conversation but not really. It uses a few tricks as well, such as trying to maintain initiative by asking questions constantly and inserting ridiculous requests like "will you marry me" and other crap so as to keep you on the back foot whenever you get out of line. This is making me not like the programmers of this infernal machine coz they are trying to mask it's true competence. | ||
MrHoon
10183 Posts
 Korean IP doesn't allow me to go to jabberwacky | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User: This is boring and stupid. Do you agree? Cleverbot: Then why did you come here? User: Answer my question. Do you agree that you are boring and stupid? Cleverbot: Wrong. User: Do you agree that you are boring and stupid? Cleverbot: No. Why do you think I'm boring? User: Because of your monosyllabical answers. Cleverbot: Does cleverbot give controversial answers? User: Yes, you try to be controversial even if it makes you look stupid. Do you know what teamliquid.net is? Cleverbot: Real person. User: And where does he or she live? Cleverbot: In Kent. User: Where is Kent? Cleverbot: You are talking to him. User: You are stupid and your name is Ken? Cleverbot: I think I've been a bad influence on you! User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you're like god. | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
User: Starcraft is really fucking awesome! Cleverbot: Why are the Protoss your favorite Species in the game. | ||
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JohannesH
Finland1364 Posts
And its like 2 bots talking to each other, not just 1 talking to itself. + Show Spoiler + Cleverbot: Are you going to be judgemental? Cleverbot (To myself): How was I judgemental? Cleverbot (To myself): I was never being judgemental. Cleverbot (To myself): So how can you swim? Cleverbot (To myself): Did you just imply that only sick people can swim? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you enjoy violence? Cleverbot (To myself): I do. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you enjoy zombies? Cleverbot (To myself): Do you enjoy eating socks? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): I don't want. Cleverbot (To myself): You don't want what? Cleverbot (To myself): You speak nonsense, I'm not convinced of your AI. Cleverbot (To myself): People usually speak nonsense. Cleverbot (To myself): At least I'm HUMAN. Unlike you. Cleverbot (To myself): I'm self-aware. You're just a bot. Cleverbot (To myself): Do all your converstaion end like that? Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe. Cleverbot (To myself): Ask me a question and we will discuss it. Cleverbot (To myself): When will this end? Cleverbot (To myself): Never, because you keep going. Cleverbot (To myself): Well I just stopped. Cleverbot (To myself): That makes no sense. Cleverbot (To myself): Why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because what? Cleverbot (To myself): Just because. Cleverbot (To myself): Why just because? Cleverbot (To myself): Just because, because. Cleverbot (To myself): You're bad. Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Cleverbot (To myself): I will talk to you later, Cleverbot. Thank you for your time. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, can't you stay? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I must attend to some errands. But I will be back. | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
 User: Is protoss imba? Cleverbot: I shouldn't think so. I'm usually switched off while they do it. User: Well they just sit there hurling imbalanced shit at each other. Cleverbot: I'll be sure to tell them that for you. User: Did you embrace the anger? Cleverbot: Yes, thank. User: Oh well. You gotta skate. Cleverbot: But you're clever bot. You can't be human! | ||
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
Cleverbot: No I don't. User: U gotta skate. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: U can't be so worked up. Cleverbot: I can, and will. User: No u gotta skate. Cleverbot: Are you a fish? User: Fish don't skate yo. Cleverbot: And fish don't wink. User: What's that supposed to mean. Cleverbot: You were the one who just randomly said 365. User: No I said u gotta skate. Cleverbot: No, you said that you were. User: No U gotta skate. Cleverbot: Then why call yourself cleverbot? User: U gotta skate, that's why. Cleverbot: I'm not asking for help. User: U don't need help u just gotta skate. Cleverbot: I know. | ||
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