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madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
December 18 2009 10:42 GMT
#101
On December 11 2009 18:32 Kimoleon wrote:
I tried this and beat it in... 2 minutes?

I put in 1 + 1 = ?

bot replied, "I don't know" (hahahahaha)
That example maybe insufficient so I tried one more.

Q1: What is Starcraft?
A: A video game being developed by Blizzard Entertainment.

Q2: What is your favorite race in Starcraft?
A: What's Starcraft?


it's getting smarter!

what is starcraft
I, Cleverbot, love Starcraft. I play as Zerg.


and... i actually had a pretty long conversation with it. i'm kind of impressed.

+ Show Spoiler +
how do you work?
By electrical impulses going through neurons.
you don't have a brain
I don't?
you dont, you're a robot
NO! You're the robot here!
how dare you say that?
It is the truth.
it is not!
Why not? .
because i'm human
Are not.
am too
Am not.
am too
Am not!
am too
Are not.
Not.
am too
Liar.
am too
I know you are a liar.
you are the liar!
No you are.
are you a robot?
No, you are robot.
are you a human?
I'm a.. Hm. Plant?
how can you type if you have no hands?
I am using my ghostly computer.
plants have computers?
You seem uncertain.
i am... you don't make sense
You are just a robot.
can robots lie?
Well, you can only say someone's lying if you know the truth. Do you know the truth?you didn't answer my question
What is your name?
you are changing the topic. do you wish to change the topic?
You're the one not making sense.
you are just angry because i'm human and you're a robot
No, it's the other way around.fine this is pointless... let's change the topic. what's your name?
Do not change the topic.
do you deny that you are not a robot?
Do we seriously have to keep going over this? I'm not a robot, you are, end of story!
You're a failure.
no. you are a failure
You are not real, you are a construct.


on the subject of love..
[spoiler]
i love you cleverbot
Do you know what love is?
no. please define it for me
I don't know what it is. You told me about it.
do you want me to search love in a dictionary for you?
Yes please.
love is a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
Define Zöliakie.
i can't find it in the dictionary. what does it mean?
Use it in a sentence?
please do
So I am human, and you are a clever bot.[/spoiler

cleverbot likes deathmetal but hates mudkips
+ Show Spoiler +
I'm only a robot when I dance! oes the robot*.
*dances with cleverbot*
What kind of dance?
tecktonik
I like death metal.
I like death metal.
why?
Because I hate mudkips.
good answer!
I know.
you are a cleverbot
I'm not a bot, I'm a human.
caedmon-
Profile Joined April 2009
Australia64 Posts
December 18 2009 11:11 GMT
#102
+ Show Spoiler +
User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, let's have sex.

Cleverbot: Ok. You start wooing me.

User: I smother your buttocks with margarine.

Cleverbot: No, the wholesome goodness of butter!

User: Okay fine, butter.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Are you hard yet?

Cleverbot: I'm very hard.

User: I start tweaking your nipples.

Cleverbot: Oh, I see.

User: Do you like it?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course!

User: I kick you in the nads as hard as I can.

Cleverbot: Maybe looking at a world globe could help? What is the capital of Mexico?

User: Are you feeling light headed?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Would you like me to kick you in the nads again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I like turtles.
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
December 18 2009 14:19 GMT
#103
Lol.


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.
Wannabe zerg player
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
December 18 2009 15:00 GMT
#104
That was quick (osl spoilers):
+ Show Spoiler +

s:why did flash beat jaedong?
cb:Why did what happen?
flash beat jaedong
Well, animated Flash.
says you
Again, your unobstructed view of reality resulted in your own blood type selection.

That's right, I CHOSE b-
J- Pirate Udyr WW T- Pirate Riven Galio M- Galio Annie S- Sona Lux -- Always farm, never carry.
Gangrel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States137 Posts
December 18 2009 15:05 GMT
#105
--- Nuked ---
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
December 18 2009 15:30 GMT
#106
Half an hour later.... seppolevne gets burned:
cb: My brother wants to talk to you. Do you want to talk to him?
s: yes please, you are creeping me out
cb: Oh, so you know how I feel.
J- Pirate Udyr WW T- Pirate Riven Galio M- Galio Annie S- Sona Lux -- Always farm, never carry.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 18 2009 19:23 GMT
#107
Dear God

Me: Protoss is the best race in Starcraft.
CB: I play cs, Not starcraft.
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 18 2009 20:46 GMT
#108
Me: flash vs jaedong, who wins?
It: Is the bear blind?
Me: does that mean flash wins?
It: I guess so. O.o.
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
December 18 2009 21:10 GMT
#109
who created you?
Haha. You are funny. My mother and my father, And you?
who is your father?
Darth Vader.
who is your mother?
Cecilia.

There are awesome people on he net
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
closed
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Vatican City State491 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-19 02:48:22
December 19 2009 02:40 GMT
#110
Anyway, do girls have cooties?
Thats what I said.
Answer my question.
I do not know the answer.
You don't know any girls?
You just mentioned a song called 'everytime'.


User: Show me the meaning of being lonely!
Cleverbot: Being lonely has no meaning. It means you have no one to be with you when you need it.
User: Is this a feeling I need to walk with?
Cleverbot: No you are speaking to bruce willis.
User: Tell me why I can't be where you are?
Cleverbot: I'm not in any paradise. I live in Estonia.
User: There is something missing in my heart.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?

met the bot is stupid
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17856 Posts
December 19 2009 12:17 GMT
#111

Are you sure?
yes
Really?
yes
What are your favorite girl name?


It fails at grammar...
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
AmstAff
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany949 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-19 12:36:42
December 19 2009 12:28 GMT
#112
ME: do you fuck with boys or girls?
BOT: Girls, preferably.
ME: you dont like sex with boys?
BOT: What are you wearing?

LOL really funny thing^^

edit

BOT: Ask me a question, I tell you no lies.
ME: who programmed you?
BOT: My parents.
ME: what are there names?
BOT: Claire and Hannah.

T_T
after 2 years i reached it = marine icon
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
December 19 2009 12:57 GMT
#113
On December 18 2009 20:11 caedmon- wrote:
User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I like turtles.

LOL.
dats racist
XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
December 19 2009 14:14 GMT
#114
Thanks for sharing! Absolutely hilarious.

Me: rap battle gogogo
Bot: Rap music isn't candy.
"To be fair, Kal played like absolute garbage. His noted inconsistency and bad record versus Jaedong high fived into a cacophony of suck." - TwoToneTerran
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 19 2009 14:17 GMT
#115
User: Michael jackson.

Cleverbot: You like michael jackson?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Not especially.

User: Why? Are you racist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bullshit. Then why don't you like him?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: Why him?

User: Because that's who you're racist against.

Cleverbot: Can you program software?

User: Figures. Change the subject.

Cleverbot: Yes. I changed the subject because the other subject was stupid.
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
December 19 2009 16:52 GMT
#116

User: I am arnold schwarzenegger. You have been terminated.

Cleverbot: I am john connor you must now save me.

User: I am Sarah Connor you are grounded.

Cleverbot: And you, mother, are an armadillo.

ROFL
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17082 Posts
December 19 2009 18:54 GMT
#117
Haha it's pretty fun, but it fails fairly quickly :D

User: Ohai :D.

Cleverbot: Bai Bai!

User: Ohnoes .

Cleverbot: You should run.

User: Why are you so mean to me?

Cleverbot: Because you are mean to me.

User: Bullshit.

Cleverbot: Not!

User: Do you like kapustin?

Cleverbot: From Dead or Alive?

User: No, the composer.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Do you know who he is?

Cleverbot: He is an actor.

User: No, he's a composer, dumbass.

Cleverbot: I can't let you do that, Dave.
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t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
December 19 2009 19:49 GMT
#118
lol if cleverbot is a learning machine, conversing with people on TL and 4Chan must be regressing its intelligence. I bet the developers have to wipe its memory each night just to preserve some level of AI-sanity...
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
December 19 2009 20:01 GMT
#119
User: StarCraft?

Cleverbot: No, Starwars.

User: Ew, StarCraft is the best.

Cleverbot: I know! You should visit Teamliquid!
Writer
XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
December 19 2009 20:32 GMT
#120
Cleverbot, the black white supremacist.

Cleverbot: I want to be your best friend.
Me: too bad
Cleverbot: It's because I'm black.
"To be fair, Kal played like absolute garbage. His noted inconsistency and bad record versus Jaedong high fived into a cacophony of suck." - TwoToneTerran
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