RAP BATTLE GO GO GO

You: RAP BATTLE GO
You: FASTER
You: FASTER
Stranger: I am the hippiest hop pop lock shit droppin smoke coppin man on omegle doin gay shit wit dis faggot rap is gay but i rap anyway an ill fuck your moms but i wont stay jus like your daddy did an then he had three more kid you little bitch aint got nothin cus ur a faggot snitch
You: Okay motherfucker you think you got raps
You: But I will show you why I be dodgin caps
You: I have the best rhyme in this city
You: I rape you so hard your mother show you pity
You: Then she'll go home and put on a dress and look pretty
You: So that when I get home I might not hit her with my Chevy
You: Because last time I wandered over to her door she ended up in a levi
You: I will cut the rope to your parachute and make you eat shit
You: I will read you your horoscope: you will never see the clit
You: This is because you are a loser and a virgin
You: With your penis only splurgin
You: To the occasional bbw porn movie
You: And to your fat sister Susie
You: So let me tell you something faggot, before you disconnect
You: I will give your whole family something to recollect
You: That one time that I dropped titanic on your house
You: Nothing left alive not even a single louse
You: I smashed your life and your family easily
You: So now be like ashes and blow away with the wind, b
Stranger: Mhm, mhmm nukka ya finished
Stranger: ?
You: YOU TAKE IT
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: aight listen you little small town sucka
Stranger: im tried you actin like you top of da shit
Stranger: yo your so fuckin your midwest american bitch ass shit cant spit
Stranger: and you always talkin big but when it comes to scrappin ya cant take a hit
Stranger: now listen to me boy i master these flows
Stranger: man your a faggot eatin dick like a kid eatin cheerios
Stranger: an the only bitchs ya ever tappedn be dirty ass dock ho's
Stranger: so let me break dis shit down for yo health
Stranger: you gota stop actin like some sucka bitch be yoself
Stranger: now ya mind self up all dreamin but da welath but yo sucka put them dreams on the shelf
Stranger: cuz i you aint gunna do now self-actualize wit da shit no sucka you just fractulize
Stranger: so listen me when i spit des words
Stranger: i clear your crew out faster den gas did to the kurds
Stranger: so dont come round her actin all tough
Stranger: y'rich ass whit eboy tryin be all rough
You: unh unh
You: You be talkin like you know me son but let me tell you
You: You don't remember the words I spit five minutes ago, dude
You: You must be cracked out on the streets of Palmdale
You: Walking around with a sign on your back sayin "slave for sale"
You: Nigga you callin me out on being a cracka I own you
You: You and your grandpa and your nigga sista too
You: You were in my backyard picking cotton
You: While I was sitting at home eating mutton
You: Your women make veritable whores
You: And then they go around doing my chores
You: It's like a two in one package, all for free
You: Your race's retardating is high level, third degree
You: dation*
You: I be stompin you bitches back in 1843
You: With my whip and suit on
You: Makin you bleed worse than a leaky tampon
You: Now you niggas living in the hood
You: Thinking together you will do good
You: But we are smart, we put you there
You: To get you out of our air
You: hair*
You: So you can kill each other off
You: Like back in Africa, a show-off
You: A battle to death between lion hunters
You: You kick your brothas down like punters
You: in the NFL because all you niggas good at
You: Is tucking that object under your pit and stealing it
You: I am raping you now, you feeling it?
You: The crowd is cheering, they want more of me
You: But you just stand their slack and dumbfaced liek a fucking a tree
You: GG
Stranger: Nukka lemma show you bout them raps
Stranger: you a dumbass if you think ya dodge any caps ya jus a bitch who run from the scraps
Stranger: Now man up an' take them slaps
Stranger: C'mon lemme tell bout how shit goes down round here
Stranger: bitch ass folk like you are kinda queer
Stranger: your white ass so dumb y'see me as a nigger
Stranger: bt it dont matter what ya call me as i pull the trigger
Stranger: I take yo streets out from under you
Stranger: an' it be my folk infilitratin your screw
Stranger: so listen straight up dont come around
Stranger: cus we're comin for your ass to bury into the ground
Stranger: your flows are wack an your off-sound
Stranger: ann your shit is gettin way to close to outta bound
Stranger: now i'ma bring this shit to a new hype
Stranger: i'm tired of people frontin like your type
Stranger: ya'll aint worth the toliet paper ya use to wipe
Stranger: ya a stupid ignorant racist who cant read or write
Stranger: an the best you can hope is a bucktooth whore an the nearest 24 in sight
Stranger: but thats okay cus when im makin the dollar bills,
Stranger: i remember beatin yo punk ass it was thrills
Stranger: an thinkin of others like ya give me the chills
Stranger: but its all the same i come in yo house an smash them redneck stills
Stranger: use your moonshine to burn ya home with some turpentine
Stranger: an yo when they come nobody blame me dey say its no crime
Stranger: in fact dey see me in a good light my reputation will shine
Stranger: an theyll remember you as a pussy ass faggot wit no spine
Stranger: Yeaa.
You: "Give me chills" nigga you must be ten years old
You: If that's the case you better throw down your cards and fold
You: Your shit is whack your English is lacking
You: I don't know why you deflect on me, you're the one fudge-packing
You: Finding any faggot willing to close his eyes and take it
You: Just because you have a penis doesn't mean I can't break it
You: Make you wish you were born a woman see
You: Because your dick will fall off, into the sea
You: As I cement your feet and tie them together
You: Hit you over the head with my Fender
You: Dump you by the Jersey shore like trash
You: Even your mom won't recognize you, your face so smashed
You: Not that it ruined anything, you ugly ass fuck
You: You got run over multiple times by the ugly truck
You: I hand out these rhymes to standing ovations
You: When you step down there will be celebrations
You: There is no need for invitations
You: Because despite the immitations
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO GO GO
omgwtfbbqwu signed off at 3:11:14 PM.
omgwtfbbqwu signed on at 3:12:22 PM.
omgwtfbbqwu: errrrrrr
omgwtfbbqwu: drop a beat?
fanatacist: GI
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: BUMM PSHHHT BUM BUM PSHHHHT
omgwtfbbqwu: yay
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
omgwtfbbqwu: oh
omgwtfbbqwu: fuck
omgwtfbbqwu: um
omgwtfbbqwu: my name is julia and i bust out rhymes
omgwtfbbqwu: people talk to me but i ain't got time
omgwtfbbqwu: to do anything but study and write
omgwtfbbqwu: but i hope i get an A cause this shit is tiiiight
omgwtfbbqwu: woot
omgwtfbbqwu: okay
omgwtfbbqwu: lol
omgwtfbbqwu: i gotta do hw
fanatacist: yo
fanatacist: yo
omgwtfbbqwu: :3
fanatacist: -_-
fanatacist: fine
fanatacist: bye
omgwtfbbqwu: <3
omgwtfbbqwu: im sorry
omgwtfbbqwu: hahaha

Gwenzors: haha oh wow
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: i can't rap dude
fanatacist: everyone can rap
fanatacist: you just have to try
fanatacist: it's like poetry with venom
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: i'm talking on aim
Gwenzors: with this dude named fant
Gwenzors: he's telling me to rap
Gwenzors: and i'm telling him i can't
fanatacist: lololol
fanatacist: more more more
fanatacist: gogo
Gwenzors: that's all i had
Gwenzors: i don't know what to say
Gwenzors: i think this rap battle
Gwenzors: is kinda gay
fanatacist: KEEP GOING
Gwenzors: fuck this sucks
Gwenzors: i'm gonna kill myself
Gwenzors: time to get my gumn
Gwenzors: off the shelf
Gwenzors: gun* btw.
fanatacist: lol I know
fanatacist: unh unh
fanatacist: listen here girl you can't kill yourself
fanatacist: look out for yourself treasure your health
fanatacist: because when I come dressed in black to your door
fanatacist: you better be sexy and rich not ugly and poor
fanatacist: because I am going to take all you've got and run away
fanatacist: I will tie you up and rape you all night and day
fanatacist: Once you think I'm gone I just come right back, I'm here to stay
fanatacist: I smack you around and mold your fear like clay
fanatacist: You start getting that stockholm syndrome
fanatacist: Start spending your money on my BMW, make it chrome
fanatacist: Whenever I come home you polish my dome
fanatacist: You will follow me like on a leash wherever I roam
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: pretty sure i already won
Gwenzors: like, seriously
fanatacist: nah man we go for 3 raps each
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
Gwenzors: three raps each
Gwenzors: is asking a lot
Gwenzors: i think i'd ratherg
Gwenzors: get myself shot
Gwenzors: i'm hitting the enter key
Gwenzors: way too fast
Gwenzors: this shit sucks
Gwenzors: i'm not having a blast
fanatacist: that was like 4 lines
fanatacist: keep going damn
Gwenzors: dude.
Gwenzors: i wonder why this guy
Gwenzors: messaged me from nowhere
Gwenzors: given that we haven't talked
Gwenzors: in like forever
fanatacist: what you don't miss me baby?
fanatacist: don't you remember those times man we were crazy
fanatacist: you were upside down on the ground
Gwenzors: i dunno about crazy
Gwenzors: wat
fanatacist: I was pummeling you so hard you couldn't make a sound
fanatacist: Your hair was long back then, long and wavy
fanatacist: I was pouring on your face a pitcher full of gravy
fanatacist: You liked the kinky things we did but one day it all ended
fanatacist: When you stopped coming online, our love could not be mended
Gwenzors: rofl
fanatacist: You think what you di dwas right, but don't defend it
fanatacist: You were scared of our love, it was too strong, don't pretend it
fanatacist: didn't change the way you lived and breathed and thought
fanatacist: I was the perfect man, the only one you sought
fanatacist: But now you a straight up hater refusing to rhyme
fanatacist: Making it seem like talking to you is a crime
fanatacist: I will shut you down in this rap battle, to amend my heart
fanatacist: You should've known I would be this way from the start
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: -_-
Gwenzors: i've got genetics homework, man!
fanatacist: lame excuse
fanatacist: rDNA mDNA DNa
fanatacist: someshit like that
Gwenzors: you're thinking rRNA, mRNA and tRNA
fanatacist: yea
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
Gwenzors: dude.
fanatacist: fine -_-
fanatacist: good luck on your homework... bitch
Gwenzors: thanks, ass!

fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
pravman456: who is this
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
pravman456: tell me who this is
pravman456: then ill rap my heart out
fanatacist: will you rap if I do
fanatacist: okay
fanatacist: this is Artem from CTY 06
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
pravman456: hmm
pravman456: well i did agree to rap
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
pravman456: lets see
pravman456: my name is prav, im so suave.
pravman456: i got bitches on my right and hos on my left
pravman456: got hot bitches riding my sheft
pravman456: thats shaft with slant rhyme
fanatacist: unh unh unh
fanatacist: This nigga thinks he's a playa, a straight beller
fanatacist: baller*
fanatacist: Maybe if he was 5 inches taller
fanatacist: He could see above his mama's breasts and understand
fanatacist: That in this battle I will demand
fanatacist: That you bend over and take it in the ass
fanatacist: Because your rhymes are brittle like glass
fanatacist: You think you got a pimp hand strong
fanatacist: But your penis it's like 3 inches long
pravman456: jesus
pravman456: do u practice this shit
fanatacist: no I just have been IMing people randomly today to freestyle battle
fanatacist: because I'm drunk
pravman456: its 3:30
fanatacist: and?
pravman456: and where do u go 2 college
pravman456: i usually start at like 8
fanatacist: cornell, but I am taking a semester off
pravman456: nice
pravman456: im at hopkins
fanatacist: damn
fanatacist: anyway
fanatacist: you have to answer my rap yo
fanatacist: or you chokin?
pravman456: im chokin
pravman456: i have a paper
fanatacist: harsh
pravman456: that due at 5 2day
fanatacist: good luck then
pravman456: thanks
fanatacist: I will look for challengers elsewhere
pravman456: go for it

fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
kickflipthecat: Yo
kickflipthecat: my bottle's poppin'
kickflipthecat: your dick is floppin'
kickflipthecat: 'cause you can't perform
kickflipthecat: can't compete
kickflipthecat: can't flow
kickflipthecat: I make the rules, you know
kickflipthecat: and we go toe to toe
kickflipthecat: and you know, when it's all over
kickflipthecat: you know
kickflipthecat: BIATCH
fanatacist: I know I know you sound like a broken record
fanatacist: You will spit a few lines then blend in withthe herd
fanatacist: Because you nothing but a sheep without its master
fanatacist: I will spit these rhymes better and faster
fanatacist: Than you could in your wildest dreams
fanatacist: Bend over its time for some metaphorical reams
fanatacist: I will blast you away with my shotgun metaphors
fanatacist: I will take you back to good old 2004
fanatacist: You were a loser, a virgin,
fanatacist: Every night your penis splurgin
fanatacist: To a picture of 2 guys fondlin
fanatacist: I was running this game, ball handlin
fanatacist: With my pimp cane pacin my way down the corridor
fanatacist: To your momma's room, she knows I'm comin she open the door
fanatacist: I enter the loveshack and enter her sweet snatch
fanatacist: While you're in your room with a friend name Brad playing pitch and catch
kickflipthecat: jesus christ
kickflipthecat: you're taking this way too seriously
fanatacist: nah yo this is a rap battle
fanatacist: gotta have venom
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: that is not a rap
kickflipthecat: oh
kickflipthecat: ummm
kickflipthecat: Yo I flip mothafuckas like I flip bacon and eggs
kickflipthecat: shit
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: eggs is really hard to rhyme
fanatacist: choooooooke
fanatacist: begs
fanatacist: dregs
fanatacist: legs
fanatacist: pegs
kickflipthecat: I attack... like a black belt's legs
kickflipthecat: no
kickflipthecat: that sucks
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: I'm unpredictable, droppin' the truth to the dregs
kickflipthecat: I drop sacks
kickflipthecat: with fat stacks
kickflipthecat: sellin' weight, make ducats
kickflipthecat: I like cats
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: that would be such a great way to finish a verse
fanatacist: Your raps they make less sense than a nigga with downs
fanatacist: I will punish you so you stop uttering these sounds
kickflipthecat: I was trying not to say nigga
kickflipthecat: I will copy and paste real rap lyrics now
fanatacist: that'd be lame
fanatacist: I'm freestyling
fanatacist: fuck you you lose
...
fanatacist: afk smoke
kickflipthecat: ?
fanatacist: away from keyboard, going to smoke
kickflipthecat: smoke ciggy wiggy or wacky tobacky
fanatacist: cig
kickflipthecat: oh
kickflipthecat: lame
fanatacist: the latter is for later
fanatacist: I got my bud and my grater
kickflipthecat: the latter is for all the fucking time
fanatacist: I will show you why I am the greater
fanatacist: Stoner, while you are the greater masturbater
fanatacist: WAZZAA~~~
fanatacist: afk

fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some
BlueBomber527: so here we are in these last days its grimy and nasty
BlueBomber527: refined is my mind I'm keepin some of pathweays
BlueBomber527: jerks always mistaking kindness for weakness
BlueBomber527: revealin secrets, know all I deal in is deep shit and its all good
BlueBomber527: I spit knowledge that I get from the internet
BlueBomber527: I get wisdom, yeah I get it from introispect
BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some
BlueBomber527:
fanatacist: Yo
fanatacist: yo
fanatacist: yo
fanatacist: Your rhymes are nonsensical they are a tragedy
BlueBomber527: lol
BlueBomber527: I don't rap dude that's from a song I have
fanatacist: I will destroy you like time destroyed the Cassidys
fanatacist: oh ok
fanatacist: fuck you
BlueBomber527: bahahaha
BlueBomber527: sorry
BlueBomber527: lol

... I accidentally forgot to save some of the convo u_u We went back and forth for like 20 minutes...

fanatacist: You must have some nerve repeating my rhymes
fanatacist: In my hood that is a death penalty crime
fanatacist: You belong with the bums, the filth and grime
fanatacist: I am high scoeity, drinking martinis with lime
fanatacist: You are a two-cent whore and a crack head
fanatacist: Easy to believe your family is inbred
fanatacist: Your diet consists of bullshit and crumbs of bread
fanatacist: Sit down and listen to me, I will fill you with dread
fanatacist: Like I filled your sister with cum, she was a bloated blister
fanatacist: A year's worth of sex, can't you remember
BlueBomber527: (ew lol)
fanatacist: Since last november I was wetting my member
fanatacist: Inside her vaginal ante-chamber
fanatacist: I am Brad Pitt, you are Seinfeld's Kramer
fanatacist: I get more pussy than you can count
fanatacist: I will kill you and make sure your body is never fond
fanatacist: found*
fanatacist: You won't go to the morgue you'll go to the pound
fanatacist: Be shot in the head by my benevolent hand
fanatacist: Stop frontin, your fate is like Custer's in his last stand
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
BlueBomber527: you say that you'd kill me, you say I'd be dead
BlueBomber527: I can't be killed motherfucker, I'm just like hercules
BlueBomber527: I won't kill you but I'll leave you fucked up just like Christopher Reeves
fanatacist: LOL
BlueBomber527: breathing from a tube, unable to move, stuck in a chair its all feeling you'll lose
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
BlueBomber527: haha yeah
BlueBomber527: lol
fanatacist: GG

fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: hahaha
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: privet baby ;]
fanatacist: none of this
fanatacist: freestyle
fanatacist: go
SAYGO0DByExx: wtf
SAYGO0DByExx: ok
fanatacist: bum pshhhht bumbum pshtttt
SAYGO0DByExx: chillen here jus got back from work , didnt even have time to change ma shirt
SAYGO0DByExx: when an im comes from out the blue, and its artem from around 2002
SAYGO0DByExx: i say yo whats good he says none of that he says i wanna hear ya freestyle it better not be wack
SAYGO0DByExx: <3.
fanatacist: LOL
fanatacist: nice
fanatacist: haha
fanatacist: unh unh unh
fanatacist: This isn't a random message this is a drunk dial
fanatacist: I know you're obsessed, you've got my blood in a vial
fanatacist: But this is not the time to get all broken hearted
SAYGO0DByExx: that i wear around my neck, yes
fanatacist: I've made so much progress it can't be charted
fanatacist: You're slumming it at work, probably at McDonald's burgers
fanatacist: I make thousands sitting at home writing, let me expond further
fanatacist: I don't break my back sweating at a fry fryer
SAYGO0DByExx: ew neither do i
fanatacist: Or put my master's clothes in a clothes dryer
fanatacist: I am white class elite I am a high roller
fanatacist: You can't even afford your crack baby a stroller
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: I am unstoppable like a titanium train
fanatacist: You have retardation taking over your brain
fanatacist: I am hercules smiting bitches from the sky
fanatacist: You are a rock, getting shat on by a seagull up high
fanatacist: So before I stop my flow let me impart some knowledge
SAYGO0DByExx: eh
SAYGO0DByExx: that one was ight
fanatacist: The reason I'm rich is because I am in cornell, a good college
SAYGO0DByExx: my friend goes there
fanatacist: You are working at Micky D's serving chicken mcnuggets
SAYGO0DByExx: not true
fanatacist: There isn't anything that rhymes with that so FUCK IT
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: im a model ;]
fanatacist: lol you do know I'm not serious right -_-
fanatacist: just go
fanatacist: or choke
SAYGO0DByExx: holddd on niggg.
SAYGO0DByExx: i need to take a bowl hit
fanatacist: lolol
fanatacist: me too this beer is insufficient
fanatacist: brb 5 minutes
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
SAYGO0DByExx: why are you drinking at 4:30 in the after noon
SAYGO0DByExx: since god knows when .
fanatacist: well
SAYGO0DByExx: and yeah i was kidding about be ing a model
fanatacist: I will tell you in 5
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: yea I know, don't be silly xD
SAYGO0DByExx: fucker
fanatacist: lol
fanatacist: n_n
fanatacist: joking
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: brb
SAYGO0DByExx: ok
fanatacist: back
SAYGO0DByExx: woot
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
SAYGO0DByExx: ight
SAYGO0DByExx: check it,
SAYGO0DByExx: check it
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: you lose ):
SAYGO0DByExx: loll
SAYGO0DByExx: im drawin a blank