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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
but kanye? only if its fray lol, yeah that dudes such a dick but whatever still makin money and shit i don't even know why he coulda been a nice guy but he aint so swift and now his life needs a lift. yeah, it must have been the henny but other dudes rap too and they aint even have any lolol always wanted to do that. | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On October 13 2009 07:24 fanatacist wrote: Says he has a harem and doesn't aim for a single girl Must explain why you got that shirt with purple furls Let me develop this thought further, you're gay Sucking cock and licking balls every day Citing a harem that has nothing but dicks in it It must be in your asshole, everything fits in it Counting my syllables like this is some poem With a stick in your ass as big as a totem You telling jokes about rapper 101 I find better insults on a wrapper of gum You can't rhyme even if you had Tupac on the phone I can freestyle with scriptures off* the Rosetta stone Here's a hint - if words end with the same three letters It don't mean that they rhyme any better You rhyme like you're remembering a script That kind of shit will get you sent to the crypt With a tag on your foot and a bodybag Your death isn't even a cause to brag Because I destroy kids like you daily If you don't like it, then mail me I will rip you a new one privately So you can give up quietly No one will see your rep get torn Even though it's already outworn In the end I will be the true number 1 You thought you could try to have some fun But my lyrics they beat you, leaving you stunned You'll be so broken you'll need a UN relief fund. wowowow bending my reality projecting out your homosexuality insults? whatever man, I don't care a real alpha doesn't work like that you still overrate rhyming in general I'll surely mention that at your funeral speaking high, insulting, thinking you're getting all I'm gonna teach you a lesson, phenomenal You will wonder how I beat you with no insults alpha males don't care 'bout second rate brattos you ooze fake confidence, anyone can feel that sweating to get gangsta, a fake niga or even someone who can freestyle over the net. Layman. I can't give up this.. cause this is not a battle you're just embarassing yourself.. for me what a hassle you can't even drink still for a good year loser your only chance getting high downloading iDoser | ||
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BalliSLife
1339 Posts
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
too many thoughts, too much flow to fit it all in this meager verse. maybe like shockeyy i gotta write it all somewhere up on a wall | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On October 13 2009 10:57 DREAM-JOY wrote: You call me fat but your an emo little bitch Your losing all your weight when blood drips from your wrists Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size Like Godzilla stomping on your shit no-one even meets my eyes I'm larger than you all, larger than life. Wanna war with me you need more than a gun or a knife Compare me to iNcontrol I bench press the world If it will impress her, I will bench press your girl And if my pecs get tired than I will start to curl Cos i'm still a muscly beast, and the you gotta learn is that I love to feast I love to feast on fakeass faggots like yourself You gotta know this cos protein is good for your health Your profile pics not the only little bitch i'm gonna diss A handful of your friends are gonna cop a dose of this Olver+Andy both your boyfriends? Your only photo album dedicated to them Even the two asians are twice your size, getting in on a relationship I must condemn Involving a giraffe and all wtf is that, homo, beastiality what else are you into? You must get around town, causing some mayhem but now i'm done with them, I bid them Adieu Moving on to little Vivian, she's looking quite cute. Gotta be a shame that she fucking hates you So send her on through brother send me her number When I finish with her i'll move onto another And the final of your whack ass friends I gotta diss Can't pronounce her last name but its something like this "Esquivel" man even she knows your gay Talking bout your train of thought she fucking raped you that day I would diss your friends more, but its a sad fucking scene I cannot say no more because you got no friends on your team The rest came to me, they know i'm the king They all just wanna let me command them like they lings You Russian little communist time to take a seat Democracy and Capitalism we are gonna bring the heat Just like in world war 2 my sides gonna win the war While you can sit there and become some Germans little whore I can continue to spin this fucking racist shit, but I know its not fair It's becaue i'm Australian and you can't touch our lair Land of the kings, the beasts and the best. I could even get GTR to come attest It's no contest, we win hands down. From wherever you come from we still take the crown You comment on my party, I find this shit funny The last birthday he hung with anyone it was with his "mummy" You got no fucking friends, I have to have a laugh In school they would always push you on your ass laugh and laugh and laugh, at the nerd you really are Can't do any sports and can't run very far A lonely little geek, a nerd with no friends go and get some life skills i've seen these sort of trends Sprial through depression, Sprial through the rage Murder-suicide newspaper first page Greg Schultz does the name ring a bell? The guy who was living in his own personal hell In a few years kid thats gonna be you get out and socialise instead of smoking on your own Before you have to bust a cap in your own dome. Maybe Roofies were involved? Women wanna score with me But like MC Hammer man I'm like a god that can't be touched The women really want this so they try to drug me Your mother for example, she wants to get hitched But I gotta let her know that she cannot have this You think your good at pool, playing like a tool Your scrawny ass bitch arms couldn't even move the cue And I don't mean to be cruel but man you better gain some weight An anorexic, bullemic emo man i'll eat you like lunchmeat Try to test me and you'll meet a deadly fate I might weigh alot, but you weigh next to nothing Can't be healthy fucker go and eat something I like how I was right about you taking like an hour Freestyle ain't your game, get back to your corner. Cower. Leave this shit to the real men please Your embarrasing us all, I just have gotta plead GTFO its what we all really need Making all freestylers look as lame as Ron Paul So that's where i'm gonna leave it for an hour or two Better do some study, its what I need to do I'l leave you sitting here an uneducationed stoner queer But while i'm gone try to score a bitch and build a career Your life is down the shitter right now I gotta say Probably live in your mothers basement playing GTA EDIT: Also to the mods, this is all supposed to be in good fun. I don't really hold that view of Russians, or his friends (Except Vivian). And To Fana, you fucking schooled me this last verse. But i'll come back stronger man! ~.~ Okay kid here is where you made your biggest blunder: Stepping into this ring, even your parents from down under Will feel the full wrath of my lyrical thunder Like your sister's vag when I tore her asunder When I gunned her fucked her tried to refund her Like that time your mom redialed your boyfriend's* number Him picking up the phone calling you his "boy wonder" Talking about how your* anal riches he will plunder Anyone who steps to me making accusations Needs to* keep his eye on his reputation I'll destroy you, take you out of this equation I'll add this, for your information Your gay lifestyle is an incrimination Women make your penis experience deflation Touching guys in your pathetic inebriation So for the next line I will use this citation: "Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size" That's sad, considering it's extra large like your fries Keep at it, chunky, since you can't visualize What you'll become as your heart cries "YOU EAT THAT BURGER I WILL STOP BEATING" You don't give a fuck, to you eating is like breathing The only place where you don't do it is underwater It's time for you to stop being such a martyr You losing this battle won't help anyone Just like you being a virgin until you're twenty-one It's just pathetic, a waste of my time My time is money, your life is worth a dime That's how much I pay per round of ammo So be ready, bitch better sleep in your camo On your rep I will drop a monster deuce While your sister still leaking her cherry juice After I stuck my dick into her tight snatch Put my meat in the oven and prepared the next batch Cover her face in cum like yours in acne If I need help I have 20 niggas back me We'll start a no-holes-barred bukkake Your sister shouting in joy all day You call me an emo kid well that's too bad You're the one leaking more than a used maxi pad Crying in front of the mirror, your cankles aching Because walking up stairs for you is back-breaking This punk thinks because he big he's got muscle Bitch who you think you were trying to hussle I see those jelly rolls every time you try to brawl In the end it's always you making the 911 call Trying to pick you up, but the medics can't Even the helicopter flew at a slant When you got to the hospital, your doctor said "Your fat absorbed the hits, you should have been dead But there's nothing we can do about your head It's still inadequately shaped like your toolshed" You know what I mean, or do I need to draw you a picture? Your stomach blocks the view, a permanent fixture* Probably don't even know what your junk looks like To get over your stomach it would take a four day hike You said "I'm larger than you all," what a big surprise As if by seeing your spherical body I wouldn't surmise That you could fall off a building and make the ground shake Or that your diet only consists of mayonnaise cheese steak Moving on to your next point, me and my friends being gay, I would explain this in detail but I don't have all day Basically we're secure with our sexuality So we don't experience that duality When we look at a man, and in reality I know you get hard off of David Cassidy So stop deflecting your desires on me Or I'll send you to the great beyond b Talking about how Vivian hates me nigga you must be retarded I fucked her last month, last time you tried sex you farted Thinking you can talk shit to me because it looks like I dumped a bitch When the closest you've been to a woman is a guy named Mitch That one time when you got lonely and started chatting on AIM Thinking that it would help you boost your pimp game You fell for the girl who made your heart twist But it ended up a disaster - Mitch is on Meghan's List You found out but still went over to his home Then you pleaded Stockholm Syndrome When the cops finally found you, they gagged and bound you As you were fucking Mitch's dead body, cold as a statue Apparently you sat on him and his ribcage broke Pierced his lungs, so he started to choke But you used this chance to get some pleasure So you turned him over and inserted your member Where into I won't even venture a guess I guess now I will take a moment and digress To tell you that you shouldn't have started this mess If you were only going to last two rounds at best Before you admitted* I schooled you, bitch I tooled you Made you my bitch and fucking ruled you Your best insult being that I play GTA The rest of your venom is simply MIA | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17726 Posts
just like my hats | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
being the biggest shit, I'm taking your paper like spreadsheet you're douching up the thread with your bag of tampon, making that cleenex fill half-a-ton reserve the verse to make matters worse you eating heroine while I'm shooting some bad-ass wins. I bake, I make, I shake pasteries out of my cock, to make em chicks sell some of my rock, I breaking to revolve, jacking to resolve my mind is mentally unclear because dick is on your chick clinically I smudge them with my fudge to sit on em faces making a lot of tea bags that lipton tea would be selling 1a2a3a totally unnecessary meme right here, like the rhymes you post that makes me think you ain't here I am Filipino and I'm friend with Hipolito mistaken for a mestizo because of my big ass burito! rolling up the ties, deranging all the mines. africano right here, my genitalay's florescence lamp shows how much of a light bulb you are. I had enough of this thread I'm gonna make more bread, I'll be back once my flow is on fo show. by the way, the last hoe I had was had though my dick was a thick hose she never walked and forever be scared if you know. fana: what the fuck, you rhymes are sick  | ||
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Amnesia
United States3818 Posts
On October 14 2009 12:31 Ilikestarcraft wrote: i like cats just like my hats its i love kittens** | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
YES! Anyhow, I will do the rest tomorrow, busy and tired =_=; Thanks Licdmyobelisk :p You need to work on rhymes and structure, imo. Try doing some more thought-out pieces first, making sure you have good rhyme and rhythm, then switch to freestyle when you are used to the flow n_n | ||
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PhailSoBaller
United States281 Posts
ok here i come fanatacist outta the blue Half these other kids talkin. only seen rap on MTV2 And i like the way you spit its sorta new a couple lines had me rollin but anywho My flow starts off insane or maybe its genius See the only thing smart comin out your mouth is my penis Battlin me might make you die, heres why nigga im sicker then swine flu, i make heads fly you wake up and turn on your comp, well i turn on my scale I call it like a coin bitch, i get head, i get tail I could explain it even further using great detail but in the end its easier to just say I prevail Im a white boy i suppose its a battle between two crackers But ill put more holes in your head then the green bay packers Ill end your life kid put your head on a plaque or maybe drop you off in the woods with just the clothes on your back and im commin for ya kid, im on the attack im a one man army, the troops in Iraq I rap about the truth, and what i see my flow is so sick, when i spit you may contract HIV | ||
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BalliSLife
1339 Posts
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PhailSoBaller
United States281 Posts
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ShoCkeyy
7815 Posts
You're a disgrace to even be in this place you have no taste to be part of this human race you should put your face into this floor im going to make you beg for more don't try to be slick because you cant say shit go back and suck on your moms tit dont slip while you try and keep up with this hit Don't bitch now and wonder how i blew this rap up you're going to have to step up to keep up with me can't you see that you will never be free don't try to flee i will own you and bring you to your feet I'm done with this rap because I already schooled you, you fool. | ||
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ShoCkeyy
7815 Posts
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GG_Boii
Australia2 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
while having bitches on my oh my god its tight yea u want some but too bad u went to hide after i showed you my sea dragon's mighty tide. Yea mofos im asian and my package is huge when i shoot out, it propells faster than a jet's fuse im too gangsta for you my lil dude i'm riding dirty all day and beating dudes that are huge. It's official i'm the best rapper on TL Shut your mouth and realize it's re-al u bitches talking like you walking on heels i eat you up and spit you out like how i eat my mexican meals hells yea mathafackas i give you my deal set a petition to hollywood to have more asians for real then perhaps i'll cut my dissing, and make you feel Feel like a kid with downs that just healed. shockey ain't schooling no one cuz i'm back i'm doing the schooling you just sit back and relax fantacist ain't got shit on me white boys can't rap I just sit on my couch and read and spitting and laugh your rhymes so sad like a emo on his track while listening to hawthorne heights and getting emo tatts. | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
TSL is starting but raping you is more fun fo sho don't try to top it, no bitch no i'll cut you down and keep you gays on your toes toes, woes, hoes i got a truckload Do you wipe ur ass well? Does it have mold? I wouldn't be suprised cuz this thread's rhyme blows It blows to the east, and blows to the west i'm here to save this thread's and i ain't here to test i got rappers like emnem you better not gest 2pac learned from me, too bad he left so yea i should give you guys a break now don't want to rip you too badly and make you too loud i'm considerate enough to think of your neighbors just incase i piss you off too much and make them think you just got gayer. | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
"Just because you have a penis doesn't mean I can't break it" was used. hilarious whenever i try to rap i end up writing a limerick | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
this may be super racist but i imagine that all young vietnamese guys like to rap about cars and weed and bitches wait, are vietnamese guys black? | ||
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