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Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 10 2009 19:56 GMT
#81
Haha nice raps XD Reminds me of this quote on bash.org

http://www.bash.org/?870063
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 20:01 GMT
#82
On October 11 2009 04:56 Necosarius wrote:
Haha nice raps XD Reminds me of this quote on bash.org

http://www.bash.org/?870063

Yea if that shit was freestyle that was incredible, something tells me it wasn't though. Good shit either way, I remember that one haha.
Peace~
PhailSoBaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States281 Posts
October 10 2009 21:42 GMT
#83
Ill rap battle you kid, but you have to promise me one thing, If i destroy you you have to post it anyways. ph4ilur3@hotmail. is my msn. hit me up and tell me who you are, i will rap you son ill even rap about bw lol
Ballins a habbit i want it i grab it
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 11 2009 04:03 GMT
#84
On October 11 2009 03:12 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote:
aite fantascist here goes

you're freestyle is absurd
the worse i've ever heard
i'm the illest emcee
coming out of vancity
battling while high on weed and ecstasy
i'm on another level
this shits for intellectuals
my flows so sick just like the swine flu
bling shine so bright it's about to blind you
watch you're back i got that knife behind you
was that too violent?
maybe i should of kept silent
but you ain't no sissy
so go ahead and try to diss me
i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me


You accusin me of having weak raps
Well it's time to tighten your straps
Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition
To show you why your pathetic rendition
Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine
Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine
You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime
For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time
Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence
As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance
I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers
With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers
Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour
I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore
You follow me kid? I don't think so
I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso
I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally
Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b
So back down with your attempts to contest
The fruits of my lyrical conquest
I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega
You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.


you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit
I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch
everything you say, I'll disregard it
genesis sega? ya you must be retarded
You use a lot of big words
congratulations, you sound like a nerd
if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime
then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme
I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath
save my raw skills for whoever wants next
So come back at me with you're very best
I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest








Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-11 04:39:52
October 11 2009 04:38 GMT
#85
if you guys haven't seen this thread go read up and listen to the smurg response song lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=61422&currentpage=2
Shit link is down, I can upload it to youtube later though cause I saved it.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 11 2009 10:31 GMT
#86
On October 11 2009 02:44 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote:
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter


You think you know me because you read my trolling guide
And because you were there when my plane changed the tide
But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin
Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin
Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from
As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum
Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander
I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander
Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park
You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark
After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name,
Got addicted and thought you could play the game,
I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up,
I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup
Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me
My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b
So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless
Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless
Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge
Where I pick up a hammer, sledge
Swing it around and hit you in the face
Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.


how could you steal my girl over the net
i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk
im running a harem you could only dream of
ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff

you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum
what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job
you change syllabel number just about every line
that is rapper 101, did you miss the class

speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck
i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck
you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth
im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood

your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix
not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks
I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity
I'm here to demonstrate my superiority
you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye
you'll have no vision after you finish your lie

you're no Einstein for challenging me like that
you should go back to nightshift in Walmart
So I don't have to treat you physically
Your mind gonna give up automatically


And all is illuminated.
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
October 11 2009 11:57 GMT
#87
I did that today over ICQ. Was fun. I knew I had a dirty mouth, but I surprised myself there
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
October 11 2009 13:52 GMT
#88
On October 10 2009 06:06 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I tried this.

friend number 1
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
masterdana10@hotmail.com: :3
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
masterdana10@hotmail.com: i just gotta believe
by.Chris: MORE
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: MORE RHYMES
by.Chris: SPIT HOT FRE
by.Chris: FIRE
masterdana10@hotmail.com: uughhhoogoogh
by.Chris: YOU ARE THE WORST RAPPER EVER


friend 2
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
Batters: i have balls like a saddle
Batters: so like the halls of a gavel
Batters: lick yo scrote like gravel
Batters: inside a easy e supremacy white mans democracy
Batters: fee fai fo fum
Batters: stick a finger up yo bum
Batters: HOLLA
by.Chris: YOYOYO
by.Chris: YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE THIS
by.Chris: WHITE HOT DISS
by.Chris: FLYIN OFF THE TOP OF THIS TONGUE
by.Chris: AS I GET SOME
by.Chris: FROM YO MOM
by.Chris: HER NAME IS TOM
by.Chris: IM LIKE A BOMB
by.Chris: NUCLEAR METAPHORS LEAVIN A MUSHROOM CLOUD OF RHYME IN YOUR DISTRICT
by.Chris: WHAT RHYMES WITH DISTRICT
by.Chris: *b-boy pose*



lol awesome rap skillz, doc!

this blog is gold, 5/5
beep boop
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 11 2009 17:51 GMT
#89
On October 11 2009 03:27 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote:
oh its fana

hey fana, the only boy i miss
funny that i see you rap like this
not that you're funny
I just love you honey
but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard
you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap
hmm. actually its really hard cuz like
I don't even know
It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo
just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro

LOL the turbo on the burner of rice
So how you been man, life's nice?
How about them girls,
Givin them a whirl?
Either way man hit me back again
I remember when we used to rhyme way back when
Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs
Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs

Oh.

Well, it's like, my gee-eff
she's not the bee-est
if you talk about her bee-reasts
she's like flat as a board
i dont really think she'll grow anymore

she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven"
got mind straight from heaven
and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings
guides me the right way and not to red herrings

well thats that. hmm

starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore
nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore
but i guess i could download
and retrace my steps to the clown road
where we trolled 2v2s
random and random, me and you

shit was super good man
we aint even lost man
but i guess thats the deal on us east
where random pubbies just feel so free
where were zero loss and wins fifty

lol
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
October 11 2009 17:53 GMT
#90
lets go fan. this will be epic, i will NOT STOP
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-11 18:01:57
October 11 2009 17:59 GMT
#91
Before I start a murder scene with this kid named fanatacist,
he better practice weeks prior to get him feelin relaxed and shit
The fact that I'm battling a dude that claims he's so much
Makes me heated and I'm bout to show you why they call me clutch
And that isnt the term by which you shift the stick of a manual,
Its ur girl complainin that u aint satisfyin, so she asks me "can I shift ur stick though?"
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 11 2009 20:04 GMT
#92
My current keyboard is broken so I can't type raps like I'd want to, will respond to these later tonight

QuoC your shit barely rhymes, fix it up if you want to give me a real challenge
Peace~
DREAM-JOY
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Australia53 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-12 03:10:18
October 12 2009 02:58 GMT
#93
On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote:
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.

YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense
I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience
So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple
Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple
Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster
Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster
Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme
So you don't come here wasting all of our time
Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate
You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate
You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while
And something will come out that's worthwhile
Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile
But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile
So that you could maybe respond with some style
Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile
Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.


So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend
I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end
Have you got some homies you wanna send
I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood
I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good
But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin
By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win
I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around
But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound
I'm the beast the real menace of this blog
Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log

Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger
And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger
But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter
I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better
I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults
I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results
And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.

And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash
If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash
All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!"
Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows
beating me in a battle though, that might get you close
If you do step to me man ima give you a dose
Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows
Man you could say my shit is like a rose
They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.

And now to get personal, and cut you real deep
Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep
Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya
Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita
Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores
steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores
back on your boat son, time to go home
Today you've got no chance to touch me,
the system protects my dome
Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee
I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree
Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets
Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots
Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss
1a2a3a your way onto a loss
My imba range siege tanks melting your shit
All I have to do is micro vults a little bit.
So if your done playing games you can type out to me,
Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"

EDIT:

Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 12 2009 03:57 GMT
#94
fuck being modest and screw the angolians
Just like how kanguskan fucked all but the mongolians
fantacist you can still apologize to me you know
then i can give you my semen in a bowl
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
October 12 2009 04:06 GMT
#95
http://www.goldmic.com

i think
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 04:40 GMT
#96
Lol YPang his post doesn't save you, just adds value to his name

BTW I am not from Angola

And I am too high and tired to rap
Peace~
DREAM-JOY
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Australia53 Posts
October 12 2009 04:59 GMT
#97
Your not from Angola? =(
I had some decent lines about that I think.
Stealing my KFC and whatnot.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 05:27 GMT
#98
On October 12 2009 13:59 DREAM-JOY wrote:
Your not from Angola? =(
I had some decent lines about that I think.
Stealing my KFC and whatnot.

Click my profile picture lol
Peace~
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
October 12 2009 05:36 GMT
#99
fanatacist: Your raps they make less sense than a nigga with downs

I couldn't stop laughing when I got to that part, hahahahaha, niiice
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32132 Posts
October 12 2009 15:18 GMT
#100
fanta, you should youtube some of these haha
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