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Last Edited: 2009-10-09 20:26:52
October 09 2009 20:15 GMT
#1
So while I was banned I got bored one day and I went on Omegle (where you talk anonymously to strangers) and began every conversation with the words "RAP BATTLE GO GO GO." About 5 out of every 10 people disconnected without a word, 3 tried to start a conversation ignoring what I said, 1 would call me a fag or an idiot, and 1 would actually freestyle. When this pattern became obviously unrewarding, I IMed people I haven't talked to in months or years, with the same opening words. I am omitting some of the longer ones where I would have to edit out all the shit we said in between. Here are the results:

[DISCLAIMER: I do not pretend to be good at rap.]

GG:
+ Show Spoiler +
You: RAP BATTLE GO
You: FASTER
You: FASTER
Stranger: I am the hippiest hop pop lock shit droppin smoke coppin man on omegle doin gay shit wit dis faggot rap is gay but i rap anyway an ill fuck your moms but i wont stay jus like your daddy did an then he had three more kid you little bitch aint got nothin cus ur a faggot snitch
You: Okay motherfucker you think you got raps
You: But I will show you why I be dodgin caps
You: I have the best rhyme in this city
You: I rape you so hard your mother show you pity
You: Then she'll go home and put on a dress and look pretty
You: So that when I get home I might not hit her with my Chevy
You: Because last time I wandered over to her door she ended up in a levi
You: I will cut the rope to your parachute and make you eat shit
You: I will read you your horoscope: you will never see the clit
You: This is because you are a loser and a virgin
You: With your penis only splurgin
You: To the occasional bbw porn movie
You: And to your fat sister Susie
You: So let me tell you something faggot, before you disconnect
You: I will give your whole family something to recollect
You: That one time that I dropped titanic on your house
You: Nothing left alive not even a single louse
You: I smashed your life and your family easily
You: So now be like ashes and blow away with the wind, b
Stranger: Mhm, mhmm nukka ya finished
Stranger: ?
You: YOU TAKE IT
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: aight listen you little small town sucka
Stranger: im tried you actin like you top of da shit
Stranger: yo your so fuckin your midwest american bitch ass shit cant spit
Stranger: and you always talkin big but when it comes to scrappin ya cant take a hit
Stranger: now listen to me boy i master these flows
Stranger: man your a faggot eatin dick like a kid eatin cheerios
Stranger: an the only bitchs ya ever tappedn be dirty ass dock ho's
Stranger: so let me break dis shit down for yo health
Stranger: you gota stop actin like some sucka bitch be yoself
Stranger: now ya mind self up all dreamin but da welath but yo sucka put them dreams on the shelf
Stranger: cuz i you aint gunna do now self-actualize wit da shit no sucka you just fractulize
Stranger: so listen me when i spit des words
Stranger: i clear your crew out faster den gas did to the kurds
Stranger: so dont come round her actin all tough
Stranger: y'rich ass whit eboy tryin be all rough
You: unh unh
You: You be talkin like you know me son but let me tell you
You: You don't remember the words I spit five minutes ago, dude
You: You must be cracked out on the streets of Palmdale
You: Walking around with a sign on your back sayin "slave for sale"
You: Nigga you callin me out on being a cracka I own you
You: You and your grandpa and your nigga sista too
You: You were in my backyard picking cotton
You: While I was sitting at home eating mutton
You: Your women make veritable whores
You: And then they go around doing my chores
You: It's like a two in one package, all for free
You: Your race's retardating is high level, third degree
You: dation*
You: I be stompin you bitches back in 1843
You: With my whip and suit on
You: Makin you bleed worse than a leaky tampon
You: Now you niggas living in the hood
You: Thinking together you will do good
You: But we are smart, we put you there
You: To get you out of our air
You: hair*
You: So you can kill each other off
You: Like back in Africa, a show-off
You: A battle to death between lion hunters
You: You kick your brothas down like punters
You: in the NFL because all you niggas good at
You: Is tucking that object under your pit and stealing it
You: I am raping you now, you feeling it?
You: The crowd is cheering, they want more of me
You: But you just stand their slack and dumbfaced liek a fucking a tree
You: GG
Stranger: Nukka lemma show you bout them raps
Stranger: you a dumbass if you think ya dodge any caps ya jus a bitch who run from the scraps
Stranger: Now man up an' take them slaps
Stranger: C'mon lemme tell bout how shit goes down round here
Stranger: bitch ass folk like you are kinda queer
Stranger: your white ass so dumb y'see me as a nigger
Stranger: bt it dont matter what ya call me as i pull the trigger
Stranger: I take yo streets out from under you
Stranger: an' it be my folk infilitratin your screw
Stranger: so listen straight up dont come around
Stranger: cus we're comin for your ass to bury into the ground
Stranger: your flows are wack an your off-sound
Stranger: ann your shit is gettin way to close to outta bound
Stranger: now i'ma bring this shit to a new hype
Stranger: i'm tired of people frontin like your type
Stranger: ya'll aint worth the toliet paper ya use to wipe
Stranger: ya a stupid ignorant racist who cant read or write
Stranger: an the best you can hope is a bucktooth whore an the nearest 24 in sight
Stranger: but thats okay cus when im makin the dollar bills,
Stranger: i remember beatin yo punk ass it was thrills
Stranger: an thinkin of others like ya give me the chills
Stranger: but its all the same i come in yo house an smash them redneck stills
Stranger: use your moonshine to burn ya home with some turpentine
Stranger: an yo when they come nobody blame me dey say its no crime
Stranger: in fact dey see me in a good light my reputation will shine
Stranger: an theyll remember you as a pussy ass faggot wit no spine
Stranger: Yeaa.
You: "Give me chills" nigga you must be ten years old
You: If that's the case you better throw down your cards and fold
You: Your shit is whack your English is lacking
You: I don't know why you deflect on me, you're the one fudge-packing
You: Finding any faggot willing to close his eyes and take it
You: Just because you have a penis doesn't mean I can't break it
You: Make you wish you were born a woman see
You: Because your dick will fall off, into the sea
You: As I cement your feet and tie them together
You: Hit you over the head with my Fender
You: Dump you by the Jersey shore like trash
You: Even your mom won't recognize you, your face so smashed
You: Not that it ruined anything, you ugly ass fuck
You: You got run over multiple times by the ugly truck
You: I hand out these rhymes to standing ovations
You: When you step down there will be celebrations
You: There is no need for invitations
You: Because despite the immitations
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Dodger:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO GO GO
omgwtfbbqwu signed off at 3:11:14 PM.
omgwtfbbqwu signed on at 3:12:22 PM.
omgwtfbbqwu: errrrrrr
omgwtfbbqwu: drop a beat?
fanatacist: GI
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: BUMM PSHHHT BUM BUM PSHHHHT
omgwtfbbqwu: yay
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
omgwtfbbqwu: oh
omgwtfbbqwu: fuck
omgwtfbbqwu: um
omgwtfbbqwu: my name is julia and i bust out rhymes
omgwtfbbqwu: people talk to me but i ain't got time
omgwtfbbqwu: to do anything but study and write
omgwtfbbqwu: but i hope i get an A cause this shit is tiiiight
omgwtfbbqwu: woot
omgwtfbbqwu: okay
omgwtfbbqwu: lol
omgwtfbbqwu: i gotta do hw
fanatacist: yo
fanatacist: yo
omgwtfbbqwu: :3
fanatacist: -_-
fanatacist: fine
fanatacist: bye
omgwtfbbqwu: <3
omgwtfbbqwu: im sorry
omgwtfbbqwu: hahaha


Dodger 2:
+ Show Spoiler +
Gwenzors: haha oh wow
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: i can't rap dude
fanatacist: everyone can rap
fanatacist: you just have to try
fanatacist: it's like poetry with venom
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: i'm talking on aim
Gwenzors: with this dude named fant
Gwenzors: he's telling me to rap
Gwenzors: and i'm telling him i can't
fanatacist: lololol
fanatacist: more more more
fanatacist: gogo
Gwenzors: that's all i had
Gwenzors: i don't know what to say
Gwenzors: i think this rap battle
Gwenzors: is kinda gay
fanatacist: KEEP GOING
Gwenzors: fuck this sucks
Gwenzors: i'm gonna kill myself
Gwenzors: time to get my gumn
Gwenzors: off the shelf
Gwenzors: gun* btw.
fanatacist: lol I know
fanatacist: unh unh
fanatacist: listen here girl you can't kill yourself
fanatacist: look out for yourself treasure your health
fanatacist: because when I come dressed in black to your door
fanatacist: you better be sexy and rich not ugly and poor
fanatacist: because I am going to take all you've got and run away
fanatacist: I will tie you up and rape you all night and day
fanatacist: Once you think I'm gone I just come right back, I'm here to stay
fanatacist: I smack you around and mold your fear like clay
fanatacist: You start getting that stockholm syndrome
fanatacist: Start spending your money on my BMW, make it chrome
fanatacist: Whenever I come home you polish my dome
fanatacist: You will follow me like on a leash wherever I roam
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: pretty sure i already won
Gwenzors: like, seriously
fanatacist: nah man we go for 3 raps each
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
Gwenzors: three raps each
Gwenzors: is asking a lot
Gwenzors: i think i'd ratherg
Gwenzors: get myself shot
Gwenzors: i'm hitting the enter key
Gwenzors: way too fast
Gwenzors: this shit sucks
Gwenzors: i'm not having a blast
fanatacist: that was like 4 lines
fanatacist: keep going damn
Gwenzors: dude.
Gwenzors: i wonder why this guy
Gwenzors: messaged me from nowhere
Gwenzors: given that we haven't talked
Gwenzors: in like forever
fanatacist: what you don't miss me baby?
fanatacist: don't you remember those times man we were crazy
fanatacist: you were upside down on the ground
Gwenzors: i dunno about crazy
Gwenzors: wat
fanatacist: I was pummeling you so hard you couldn't make a sound
fanatacist: Your hair was long back then, long and wavy
fanatacist: I was pouring on your face a pitcher full of gravy
fanatacist: You liked the kinky things we did but one day it all ended
fanatacist: When you stopped coming online, our love could not be mended
Gwenzors: rofl
fanatacist: You think what you di dwas right, but don't defend it
fanatacist: You were scared of our love, it was too strong, don't pretend it
fanatacist: didn't change the way you lived and breathed and thought
fanatacist: I was the perfect man, the only one you sought
fanatacist: But now you a straight up hater refusing to rhyme
fanatacist: Making it seem like talking to you is a crime
fanatacist: I will shut you down in this rap battle, to amend my heart
fanatacist: You should've known I would be this way from the start
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: -_-
Gwenzors: i've got genetics homework, man!
fanatacist: lame excuse
fanatacist: rDNA mDNA DNa
fanatacist: someshit like that
Gwenzors: you're thinking rRNA, mRNA and tRNA
fanatacist: yea
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
Gwenzors: dude.
fanatacist: fine -_-
fanatacist: good luck on your homework... bitch
Gwenzors: thanks, ass!


Choke/Dodge:
+ Show Spoiler +

fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
pravman456: who is this
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
pravman456: tell me who this is
pravman456: then ill rap my heart out
fanatacist: will you rap if I do
fanatacist: okay
fanatacist: this is Artem from CTY 06
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
pravman456: hmm
pravman456: well i did agree to rap
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
pravman456: lets see
pravman456: my name is prav, im so suave.
pravman456: i got bitches on my right and hos on my left
pravman456: got hot bitches riding my sheft
pravman456: thats shaft with slant rhyme
fanatacist: unh unh unh
fanatacist: This nigga thinks he's a playa, a straight beller
fanatacist: baller*
fanatacist: Maybe if he was 5 inches taller
fanatacist: He could see above his mama's breasts and understand
fanatacist: That in this battle I will demand
fanatacist: That you bend over and take it in the ass
fanatacist: Because your rhymes are brittle like glass
fanatacist: You think you got a pimp hand strong
fanatacist: But your penis it's like 3 inches long
pravman456: jesus
pravman456: do u practice this shit
fanatacist: no I just have been IMing people randomly today to freestyle battle
fanatacist: because I'm drunk
pravman456: its 3:30
fanatacist: and?
pravman456: and where do u go 2 college
pravman456: i usually start at like 8
fanatacist: cornell, but I am taking a semester off
pravman456: nice
pravman456: im at hopkins
fanatacist: damn
fanatacist: anyway
fanatacist: you have to answer my rap yo
fanatacist: or you chokin?
pravman456: im chokin
pravman456: i have a paper
fanatacist: harsh
pravman456: that due at 5 2day
fanatacist: good luck then
pravman456: thanks
fanatacist: I will look for challengers elsewhere
pravman456: go for it


Choke:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
kickflipthecat: Yo
kickflipthecat: my bottle's poppin'
kickflipthecat: your dick is floppin'
kickflipthecat: 'cause you can't perform
kickflipthecat: can't compete
kickflipthecat: can't flow
kickflipthecat: I make the rules, you know
kickflipthecat: and we go toe to toe
kickflipthecat: and you know, when it's all over
kickflipthecat: you know
kickflipthecat: BIATCH
fanatacist: I know I know you sound like a broken record
fanatacist: You will spit a few lines then blend in withthe herd
fanatacist: Because you nothing but a sheep without its master
fanatacist: I will spit these rhymes better and faster
fanatacist: Than you could in your wildest dreams
fanatacist: Bend over its time for some metaphorical reams
fanatacist: I will blast you away with my shotgun metaphors
fanatacist: I will take you back to good old 2004
fanatacist: You were a loser, a virgin,
fanatacist: Every night your penis splurgin
fanatacist: To a picture of 2 guys fondlin
fanatacist: I was running this game, ball handlin
fanatacist: With my pimp cane pacin my way down the corridor
fanatacist: To your momma's room, she knows I'm comin she open the door
fanatacist: I enter the loveshack and enter her sweet snatch
fanatacist: While you're in your room with a friend name Brad playing pitch and catch
kickflipthecat: jesus christ
kickflipthecat: you're taking this way too seriously
fanatacist: nah yo this is a rap battle
fanatacist: gotta have venom
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: that is not a rap
kickflipthecat: oh
kickflipthecat: ummm
kickflipthecat: Yo I flip mothafuckas like I flip bacon and eggs
kickflipthecat: shit
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: eggs is really hard to rhyme
fanatacist: choooooooke
fanatacist: begs
fanatacist: dregs
fanatacist: legs
fanatacist: pegs
kickflipthecat: I attack... like a black belt's legs
kickflipthecat: no
kickflipthecat: that sucks
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: I'm unpredictable, droppin' the truth to the dregs
kickflipthecat: I drop sacks
kickflipthecat: with fat stacks
kickflipthecat: sellin' weight, make ducats
kickflipthecat: I like cats
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: that would be such a great way to finish a verse
fanatacist: Your raps they make less sense than a nigga with downs
fanatacist: I will punish you so you stop uttering these sounds
kickflipthecat: I was trying not to say nigga
kickflipthecat: I will copy and paste real rap lyrics now
fanatacist: that'd be lame
fanatacist: I'm freestyling
fanatacist: fuck you you lose
...
fanatacist: afk smoke
kickflipthecat: ?
fanatacist: away from keyboard, going to smoke
kickflipthecat: smoke ciggy wiggy or wacky tobacky
fanatacist: cig
kickflipthecat: oh
kickflipthecat: lame
fanatacist: the latter is for later
fanatacist: I got my bud and my grater
kickflipthecat: the latter is for all the fucking time
fanatacist: I will show you why I am the greater
fanatacist: Stoner, while you are the greater masturbater
fanatacist: WAZZAA~~~
fanatacist: afk


Pretender:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some
BlueBomber527: so here we are in these last days its grimy and nasty
BlueBomber527: refined is my mind I'm keepin some of pathweays
BlueBomber527: jerks always mistaking kindness for weakness
BlueBomber527: revealin secrets, know all I deal in is deep shit and its all good
BlueBomber527: I spit knowledge that I get from the internet
BlueBomber527: I get wisdom, yeah I get it from introispect
BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some
BlueBomber527:
fanatacist: Yo
fanatacist: yo
fanatacist: yo
fanatacist: Your rhymes are nonsensical they are a tragedy
BlueBomber527: lol
BlueBomber527: I don't rap dude that's from a song I have
fanatacist: I will destroy you like time destroyed the Cassidys
fanatacist: oh ok
fanatacist: fuck you
BlueBomber527: bahahaha
BlueBomber527: sorry
BlueBomber527: lol

... I accidentally forgot to save some of the convo u_u We went back and forth for like 20 minutes...

fanatacist: You must have some nerve repeating my rhymes
fanatacist: In my hood that is a death penalty crime
fanatacist: You belong with the bums, the filth and grime
fanatacist: I am high scoeity, drinking martinis with lime
fanatacist: You are a two-cent whore and a crack head
fanatacist: Easy to believe your family is inbred
fanatacist: Your diet consists of bullshit and crumbs of bread
fanatacist: Sit down and listen to me, I will fill you with dread
fanatacist: Like I filled your sister with cum, she was a bloated blister
fanatacist: A year's worth of sex, can't you remember
BlueBomber527: (ew lol)
fanatacist: Since last november I was wetting my member
fanatacist: Inside her vaginal ante-chamber
fanatacist: I am Brad Pitt, you are Seinfeld's Kramer
fanatacist: I get more pussy than you can count
fanatacist: I will kill you and make sure your body is never fond
fanatacist: found*
fanatacist: You won't go to the morgue you'll go to the pound
fanatacist: Be shot in the head by my benevolent hand
fanatacist: Stop frontin, your fate is like Custer's in his last stand
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
BlueBomber527: you say that you'd kill me, you say I'd be dead
BlueBomber527: I can't be killed motherfucker, I'm just like hercules
BlueBomber527: I won't kill you but I'll leave you fucked up just like Christopher Reeves
fanatacist: LOL
BlueBomber527: breathing from a tube, unable to move, stuck in a chair its all feeling you'll lose
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
BlueBomber527: haha yeah
BlueBomber527: lol
fanatacist: GG


Choke:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: hahaha
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: privet baby ;]
fanatacist: none of this
fanatacist: freestyle
fanatacist: go
SAYGO0DByExx: wtf
SAYGO0DByExx: ok
fanatacist: bum pshhhht bumbum pshtttt
SAYGO0DByExx: chillen here jus got back from work , didnt even have time to change ma shirt
SAYGO0DByExx: when an im comes from out the blue, and its artem from around 2002
SAYGO0DByExx: i say yo whats good he says none of that he says i wanna hear ya freestyle it better not be wack
SAYGO0DByExx: <3.
fanatacist: LOL
fanatacist: nice
fanatacist: haha
fanatacist: unh unh unh
fanatacist: This isn't a random message this is a drunk dial
fanatacist: I know you're obsessed, you've got my blood in a vial
fanatacist: But this is not the time to get all broken hearted
SAYGO0DByExx: that i wear around my neck, yes
fanatacist: I've made so much progress it can't be charted
fanatacist: You're slumming it at work, probably at McDonald's burgers
fanatacist: I make thousands sitting at home writing, let me expond further
fanatacist: I don't break my back sweating at a fry fryer
SAYGO0DByExx: ew neither do i
fanatacist: Or put my master's clothes in a clothes dryer
fanatacist: I am white class elite I am a high roller
fanatacist: You can't even afford your crack baby a stroller
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: I am unstoppable like a titanium train
fanatacist: You have retardation taking over your brain
fanatacist: I am hercules smiting bitches from the sky
fanatacist: You are a rock, getting shat on by a seagull up high
fanatacist: So before I stop my flow let me impart some knowledge
SAYGO0DByExx: eh
SAYGO0DByExx: that one was ight
fanatacist: The reason I'm rich is because I am in cornell, a good college
SAYGO0DByExx: my friend goes there
fanatacist: You are working at Micky D's serving chicken mcnuggets
SAYGO0DByExx: not true
fanatacist: There isn't anything that rhymes with that so FUCK IT
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: im a model ;]
fanatacist: lol you do know I'm not serious right -_-
fanatacist: just go
fanatacist: or choke
SAYGO0DByExx: holddd on niggg.
SAYGO0DByExx: i need to take a bowl hit
fanatacist: lolol
fanatacist: me too this beer is insufficient
fanatacist: brb 5 minutes
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
SAYGO0DByExx: why are you drinking at 4:30 in the after noon
SAYGO0DByExx: since god knows when .
fanatacist: well
SAYGO0DByExx: and yeah i was kidding about be ing a model
fanatacist: I will tell you in 5
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: yea I know, don't be silly xD
SAYGO0DByExx: fucker
fanatacist: lol
fanatacist: n_n
fanatacist: joking
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: brb
SAYGO0DByExx: ok
fanatacist: back
SAYGO0DByExx: woot
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
SAYGO0DByExx: ight
SAYGO0DByExx: check it,
SAYGO0DByExx: check it
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: you lose ):
SAYGO0DByExx: loll
SAYGO0DByExx: im drawin a blank


IM me if you want to challenge me lol

***
Peace~
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 09 2009 20:22 GMT
#2
This is so great, you're actually not bad lol niiiice
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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
October 09 2009 20:24 GMT
#3
hahaha nice the first one was sooooooooo good.
dnastyx
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2707 Posts
October 09 2009 20:26 GMT
#4
Too good.
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
October 09 2009 20:27 GMT
#5
Is this continual typing, or do you take a few seconds to stop and think about what you're going to say?
Soli Deo gloria.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
October 09 2009 20:28 GMT
#6
you so white
lol these rhymes are pretty fucking good tbh
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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 09 2009 20:32 GMT
#7
nice lol

I think you went over the line with the slave/cotton shit in the first one though
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fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
October 09 2009 20:33 GMT
#8
That first one was really good O_O, lol'd a bit at some parts, and i usually don't like rap battles but fuck it was good
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 20:33 GMT
#9
On October 10 2009 05:27 Chromyne wrote:
Is this continual typing, or do you take a few seconds to stop and think about what you're going to say?

Continual, otherwise I wouldn't be so brutal about calling people out on chokes. It's freestyle not sit and think about what rhymes with what for 10 seconds, lol.

I'll include a time-stamp in my later AIM convos, when I feel like getting drunk alone again.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 20:37:15
October 09 2009 20:35 GMT
#10
On October 10 2009 05:32 Foucault wrote:
nice lol

I think you went over the line with the slave/cotton shit in the first one though

Yea I thought so too in retrospect but I was getting more drunk as the battle went on, and inhibitions tend to take a nosedive at that point. I think you and everyone else know that I'm not racist :p I don't really believe any of the things I say, which makes it easier to rhyme things. It's not like my grandparents actually owned slaves or that I actually dropped Titanic on his house lol.

BTW thanks to the people that liked it, I honestly didn't think I'd get that good of a response for these lol.
Peace~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 20:39:21
October 09 2009 20:38 GMT
#11
i will rape you when im out of work
white emo kid thinks he can rap
fuckin twerp
south jersey kids aint got skill
up north, we kill you with verbal skill
cant get on aim now
got to log a few more hours at the desk
then you get the lyrical kung pow
right up side the head
i should kill you dead
but still you keep breathin
end rhymes i keep schemin
artosis is a nice little jew (kidding, i really like you!)
ill let you live to see round two!
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freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 09 2009 20:42 GMT
#12
i will try this with geek wizard rap
And all is illuminated.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 20:49 GMT
#13
On October 10 2009 05:38 Hawk wrote:
i will rape you when im out of work
white emo kid thinks he can rap
fuckin twerp
south jersey kids aint got skill
up north, we kill you with verbal skill
cant get on aim now
got to log a few more hours at the desk
then you get the lyrical kung pow
right up side the head
i should kill you dead
but still you keep breathin
end rhymes i keep schemin
artosis is a nice little jew (kidding, i really like you!)
ill let you live to see round two!

Yo yo yo
I'm like a natural disaster
A proverbial master
Leaving you dazed as my rhymes go faster
Yours are slower than drying plaster
You think you can teach me this game I own it son
I will blow you away harder than a shotgun
You just frontin putting our battle off till later
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be a hater
But I know you'll be writing down rhymes
So that you can keep up with my lines
I have news for you punk, it ain't gonna work
After this post I know you'll just sulk and lurk
Afraid to show your face on these forums for a day or two
Claiming that you were busy, out hanging with your crew
But I know the truth, you be sitting at home crying
Because I raped you, don't matter how hard you're trying
In this lyrical universe I am an unstoppable monster
Tearing you to shreds and leaving you in a dumpster
Taking you back to your roots, where you momma left you
Getting in the way of her job, finding businessmen to screw
Hold on, news flash! I see something in the headlines
A real kicker, a story sending shivers down your spine:
"The doctor on the scene made a declaration
TL user Hawk was beyond resuscitation
Because in this corrupt and evil nation
Fanatacist is the #1 sensation."
Peace~
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
October 09 2009 21:01 GMT
#14
SWPL :-)
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
rusty23456
Profile Joined September 2009
United States110 Posts
October 09 2009 21:06 GMT
#15
NURSERY RHYMES
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 09 2009 21:06 GMT
#16
I tried this.

friend number 1
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
masterdana10@hotmail.com: :3
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
masterdana10@hotmail.com: i just gotta believe
by.Chris: MORE
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: MORE RHYMES
by.Chris: SPIT HOT FRE
by.Chris: FIRE
masterdana10@hotmail.com: uughhhoogoogh
by.Chris: YOU ARE THE WORST RAPPER EVER


friend 2
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
Batters: i have balls like a saddle
Batters: so like the halls of a gavel
Batters: lick yo scrote like gravel
Batters: inside a easy e supremacy white mans democracy
Batters: fee fai fo fum
Batters: stick a finger up yo bum
Batters: HOLLA
by.Chris: YOYOYO
by.Chris: YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE THIS
by.Chris: WHITE HOT DISS
by.Chris: FLYIN OFF THE TOP OF THIS TONGUE
by.Chris: AS I GET SOME
by.Chris: FROM YO MOM
by.Chris: HER NAME IS TOM
by.Chris: IM LIKE A BOMB
by.Chris: NUCLEAR METAPHORS LEAVIN A MUSHROOM CLOUD OF RHYME IN YOUR DISTRICT
by.Chris: WHAT RHYMES WITH DISTRICT
by.Chris: *b-boy pose*

RIP Aaliyah
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:08 GMT
#17
Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:
Peace~
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
October 09 2009 21:09 GMT
#18
You're actually pretty good.

:D Helvetica, you might want some work.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1845 Posts
October 09 2009 21:10 GMT
#19
That first guy was good.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 09 2009 21:14 GMT
#20
On October 10 2009 06:08 fanatacist wrote:
Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:


i am not born to rap i am born to drop beatz

together we can take over the world

i added you to my aim contact lists i think.
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 09 2009 21:15 GMT
#21
btw this video is the best rap from a rap battle in history (be warned this can make you pregnant)


RIP Aaliyah
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 21:17:41
October 09 2009 21:17 GMT
#22
Bitchs trying to drop shit to me
I'm freestyling faster than driving and passing trees
Your shit reminds me of bird shit coming down the sky
But what do i expect from wannabe's who can't put up a fight

Your face is ugly like a flamboyant moose
Your skinny like that of the neck of a goose
Plus you can't rap like a normal dude
it sounds like you got some big ass boobs
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
October 09 2009 21:17 GMT
#23
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~

PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:17 GMT
#24
On October 10 2009 06:14 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 06:08 fanatacist wrote:
Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:


i am not born to rap i am born to drop beatz

together we can take over the world

i added you to my aim contact lists i think.

Lol. Cool.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:21 GMT
#25
On October 10 2009 06:17 YPang wrote:
Bitchs trying to drop shit to me
I'm freestyling faster than driving and passing trees
Your shit reminds me of bird shit coming down the sky
But what do i expect from wannabe's who can't put up a fight

Your face is ugly like a flamboyant moose
Your skinny like that of the neck of a goose
Plus you can't rap like a normal dude
it sounds like you got some big ass boobs

Your rhymes are all over the place, you must have ADD
Let me teach you something about flows, 1 2 3
Here I come at ya with my verbal machine gun fire
Penetrating you harder than you could ever desire
Living your life as a homo, a professional cock smoker
You should stick to blowing dicks, you've got talent as a choker
Like a washed-up SC player switching to poker
I will end your rap career, make you look like a joker
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:28 GMT
#26
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote:
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~


Hatin on me because I display my education
Let me use my skills to make this dissertation:
I hypothesize that you are spitting lies
Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries
You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC
But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee
Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home
Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone
You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street
Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat,
At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex
Don't accuse me of your faults,
You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex
I smash you and imprison you in a vault
So that you can't give the same lame excuse
About how you have to work
So let me give you an offer you can't refuse
You sit at home and give that penis a jerk
Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating
And I might consider not destroying your life
Let you continue with the assimilating
Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.
Peace~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
October 09 2009 21:30 GMT
#27
hawk is back for moreeeeeeee
kick you out of your own thread
like a ten cent whoreeeeeeeee
you should be paying me for the skull fucking you about to get
i promise you this
the open challenge you will regret
you couldnt pay to get play
you'd loose your dick in a bale of hay
prick liek a needle
nose like a weasel
my onslaught is about to ruin your day!


PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 09 2009 21:33 GMT
#28
my wiener dog is the best rapper

his name is mc wiener dog

really.
RIP Aaliyah
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
October 09 2009 21:36 GMT
#29
On October 10 2009 06:28 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote:
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~


Hatin on me because I display my education
Let me use my skills to make this dissertation:
I hypothesize that you are spitting lies
Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries
You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC
But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee
Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home
Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone
You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street
Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat,
At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex
Don't accuse me of your faults,
You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex
I smash you and imprison you in a vault
So that you can't give the same lame excuse
About how you have to work
So let me give you an offer you can't refuse
You sit at home and give that penis a jerk
Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating
And I might consider not destroying your life
Let you continue with the assimilating
Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.


Jersey trash?
kid, you from the pine barrens
stick to fuckin your sister
quit beggin for dick, hey mister mister!
up norff, we got a lot cash
i got a garage full of f1 mcclarens
i bet i could fit a car up your ass
deep and dark like the lincoln tunnel
keep suckin jizz down that funnel!
im making this one a quicky
soon its time for that sticky icky

PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:36 GMT
#30
On October 10 2009 06:30 Hawk wrote:
hawk is back for moreeeeeeee
kick you out of your own thread
like a ten cent whoreeeeeeeee
you should be paying me for the skull fucking you about to get
i promise you this
the open challenge you will regret
you couldnt pay to get play
you'd loose your dick in a bale of hay
prick liek a needle
nose like a weasel
my onslaught is about to ruin your day!



Kid you better get serious or there will be a murder
Happening right here just South of the border
Between your town and mine, you've crossed over the line,
You call out challenges, I guess you finally got a spine
But that's not enough to stand up to me, the king
While you play with your dick I'm out pimping
Don't threaten me with your penis, I'll only laugh
As I chop off that 2 inch midget and write it an epitaph
Your attempts at insults are pathetic
Your rhymes don't aren't close to poetic
It hurts me to read them, I need an anesthetic
My rhymes are deep, yours are just aesthetic.
Peace~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 21:38:38
October 09 2009 21:37 GMT
#31
this is the kind of retareded fun shit i needed to be doing early to pass this day damn haha

i know fake steve could definitely lay down some mean prose
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:41 GMT
#32
On October 10 2009 06:36 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 06:28 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote:
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~


Hatin on me because I display my education
Let me use my skills to make this dissertation:
I hypothesize that you are spitting lies
Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries
You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC
But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee
Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home
Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone
You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street
Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat,
At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex
Don't accuse me of your faults,
You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex
I smash you and imprison you in a vault
So that you can't give the same lame excuse
About how you have to work
So let me give you an offer you can't refuse
You sit at home and give that penis a jerk
Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating
And I might consider not destroying your life
Let you continue with the assimilating
Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.


Jersey trash?
kid, you from the pine barrens
stick to fuckin your sister
quit beggin for dick, hey mister mister!
up norff, we got a lot cash
i got a garage full of f1 mcclarens
i bet i could fit a car up your ass
deep and dark like the lincoln tunnel
keep suckin jizz down that funnel!
im making this one a quicky
soon its time for that sticky icky


You need to stop skimping on style
Because at this rate it will be a while
Before you can compete with me on this stage
You are a pretender, I am a leader in this day and age
Your rhymes don't rhyme and your beat is inaudible
My flow is potent, yours is cold water soluble
Rapping about my ass like you got an obsession
Stop revealing your secrets like you got a confession
We already know you're craving the dick
A pole for you to ride on, suck on and lick
I don't swing that way bro, stop trying to seduce me
Your motives are like subtraction, easy to deduce, b
Peace~
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
October 09 2009 21:48 GMT
#33
Haha this sounds fun. Gotta try that sometime. Don't know if it works well in German though.
You're quite good Fana.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
October 09 2009 21:56 GMT
#34
Batters: fee fai fo fum
Batters: stick a finger up yo bum
Batters: HOLLA

haha! :D
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:59 GMT
#35
On October 10 2009 06:48 Scorch wrote:
Haha this sounds fun. Gotta try that sometime. Don't know if it works well in German though.
You're quite good Fana.

Lol thanks. You can rap in almost any language as far as I can tell, I've seen German rap, and I can rap in Russian... There are Korean rappers too... You should try (:
Peace~
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 09 2009 22:19 GMT
#36
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter

And all is illuminated.
Rho_
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States971 Posts
October 09 2009 22:27 GMT
#37
This made my fucking day.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 09 2009 22:27 GMT
#38
yo yo check it check it 1 2 1 2 check it out..

look at this fucking nerdling thinking he's the shit
nigga if your bitchass was on aim id tear you apart bit by bit
Gracious is my flow.. every i go
Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows
That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin
where to start.. whata bout 1989
Fanatacist born right ina fucking dumpster
20 years years later this kid thinks he's gangster
educated man? cornell he says
fuckin trailorshit acting like he got a plan
Give him ten minutes TL this joker will come back with lines
saying I spent at least an hour on this gangstar rap
pff whatever hell thats fine
cuz you know what fanta? if you want a real battle
I'll be waiting with my 6-barrel nickelplate
that I just cant wait to demonstrate
I'll leave you mumbling tripping over these verses your speaking
nigga say say you spit venom.. I spit curses
look at your own devious raps
i almost shit myself reading over that bullcrap
clean yourself up.. and tell me when your ready
dont reply back i wont blame ya
but shit if you feel like getting ur skull capped
then write me back..


aight..

bring it fanta





Breaking Bad
NSANE.hydra
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States644 Posts
October 09 2009 22:32 GMT
#39
ROFL this is hilarious
"fuck mech...I could 4pool and as long as he's simply PLANNING on going mech, I'll lose"
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
October 09 2009 22:44 GMT
#40
bitch i slaughter your ass with a 9 to your face, put your house up for sale, and fit your with mace, i be rappin for years not a line been misplaced
cause i fuck with your sister and aunti all day
now the travellers checks they been holdin a while, just a couple more months before i go some more miles to vancouver, quebec, maybe tenesse, rob some bankss smoke some dope and be all youc an be
as for you , you can sit and become like they are, a low key, chalked up, smokin cigar with a time and a day and place for your shoes, while they making you work and put up with a ruse
www.brainyweb.ca //web stuff!
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 09 2009 23:55 GMT
#41
Some of these are awful LOL battle me right now son
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 10 2009 00:24 GMT
#42
You must have been REALLY bored. They were good though, gave me a good lol.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 00:41:45
October 10 2009 00:37 GMT
#43
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 10 2009 02:27 GMT
#44
aite fantascist here goes

you're freestyle is absurd
the worse i've ever heard
i'm the illest emcee
coming out of vancity
battling while high on weed and ecstasy
i'm on another level
this shits for intellectuals
my flows so sick just like the swine flu
bling shine so bright it's about to blind you
watch you're back i got that knife behind you
was that too violent?
maybe i should of kept silent
but you ain't no sissy
so go ahead and try to diss me
i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me

Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 10 2009 02:33 GMT
#45
oh its fana

hey fana, the only boy i miss
funny that i see you rap like this
not that you're funny
I just love you honey
but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard
you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap
hmm. actually its really hard cuz like
I don't even know
It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo
just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 10 2009 02:44 GMT
#46
also, can i get some like actual sound samples? i wanna hear this shit not read it
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
VarsityUser
Profile Joined June 2009
United States84 Posts
October 10 2009 02:46 GMT
#47
if inner is straight, then this shit is OUTER/
kids weak in the mind, cry harder then LOUDER/ (eg.louder baby 2-0 hi)
If its not too much to ask, I'd like my stats returned. I feel I deserve them - Combat-EX
integral
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3156 Posts
October 10 2009 03:04 GMT
#48
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter
no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter
but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter
I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter

yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily
but I don't have any "venom" or animosity
toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity
battling strangers online because their lives are empty

I don't care if your e-penis is bigger
you're a sad motherfucker
the end.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2009 03:23 GMT
#49
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote:
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter
no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter
but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter
I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter

yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily
but I don't have any "venom" or animosity
toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity
battling strangers online because their lives are empty

I don't care if your e-penis is bigger
you're a sad motherfucker
the end.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
why so 진지해?
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
October 10 2009 03:24 GMT
#50
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote:
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter
no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter
but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter
I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter

yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily
but I don't have any "venom" or animosity
toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity
battling strangers online because their lives are empty

I don't care if your e-penis is bigger
you're a sad motherfucker
the end.


for some reason i believe this is how you really feel
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
-fj.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Samoa462 Posts
October 10 2009 04:08 GMT
#51
yall these nerds battle like IT MCs
But they missin the point yeah you see
that this world is flipped, turned up side down
and I'd like to tell you a story....
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 10 2009 04:27 GMT
#52
i dont like a lot of you very much
i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such
now myself i find to be very great
my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight

i see that you don't have a lot of money
well, guess what, i have a lot of money

i also drive a really great car
it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar
it ain't so fancy but its got character
the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character

oh, females really like me
because i have a lot of money
also because im kinda sexy
when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army

oh oh oh

i have a wiener dog
his name is mc wiener dog
he sleeps like a log
in the fog
not really the weather is nice
i will turn your dick into a bag of rice
RIP Aaliyah
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 05:16:01
October 10 2009 05:03 GMT
#53
On October 10 2009 13:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
i dont like a lot of you very much
i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such
now myself i find to be very great
my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight

i see that you don't have a lot of money
well, guess what, i have a lot of money

i also drive a really great car
it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar
it ain't so fancy but its got character
the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character

oh, females really like me
because i have a lot of money
also because im kinda sexy
when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army

oh oh oh

i have a wiener dog
his name is mc wiener dog
he sleeps like a log
in the fog
not really the weather is nice
i will turn your dick into a bag of rice


LOL

So you think you're great, yet you're the one with no life
it's obvious since you had to rhyme the word "money" twice
you say you drive a nice car and you got it for 400 dollars
sorry that's not the definition of a motherfuckin baller
who you think you are trying to test me?
you said it yourself you're only "kinda" sexy
what's that suppose to mean?
you must be uggglyyy

edit: 1-0
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 10 2009 05:09 GMT
#54
sorry i dont do rap battles
RIP Aaliyah
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 06:37 GMT
#55
Oh my god I have a lot of shit to catch up on tomorrow -_-; LOL
Peace~
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 10 2009 06:54 GMT
#56
On October 10 2009 14:03 BalliSLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 13:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
i dont like a lot of you very much
i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such
now myself i find to be very great
my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight

i see that you don't have a lot of money
well, guess what, i have a lot of money

i also drive a really great car
it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar
it ain't so fancy but its got character
the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character

oh, females really like me
because i have a lot of money
also because im kinda sexy
when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army

oh oh oh

i have a wiener dog
his name is mc wiener dog
he sleeps like a log
in the fog
not really the weather is nice
i will turn your dick into a bag of rice


LOL

So you think you're great, yet you're the one with no life
it's obvious since you had to rhyme the word "money" twice
you say you drive a nice car and you got it for 400 dollars
sorry that's not the definition of a motherfuckin baller
who you think you are trying to test me?
you said it yourself you're only "kinda" sexy
what's that suppose to mean?
you must be uggglyyy

edit: 1-0


ok your rhymes suck LOL

PWN3D
RIP Aaliyah
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 17:44 GMT
#57
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote:
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter


You think you know me because you read my trolling guide
And because you were there when my plane changed the tide
But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin
Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin
Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from
As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum
Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander
I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander
Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park
You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark
After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name,
Got addicted and thought you could play the game,
I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up,
I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup
Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me
My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b
So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless
Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless
Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge
Where I pick up a hammer, sledge
Swing it around and hit you in the face
Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 17:56 GMT
#58
On October 10 2009 07:27 vRoOk wrote:
yo yo check it check it 1 2 1 2 check it out..

look at this fucking nerdling thinking he's the shit
nigga if your bitchass was on aim id tear you apart bit by bit
Gracious is my flow.. every i go
Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows
That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin
where to start.. whata bout 1989
Fanatacist born right ina fucking dumpster
20 years years later this kid thinks he's gangster
educated man? cornell he says
fuckin trailorshit acting like he got a plan
Give him ten minutes TL this joker will come back with lines
saying I spent at least an hour on this gangstar rap
pff whatever hell thats fine
cuz you know what fanta? if you want a real battle
I'll be waiting with my 6-barrel nickelplate
that I just cant wait to demonstrate
I'll leave you mumbling tripping over these verses your speaking
nigga say say you spit venom.. I spit curses
look at your own devious raps
i almost shit myself reading over that bullcrap
clean yourself up.. and tell me when your ready
dont reply back i wont blame ya
but shit if you feel like getting ur skull capped
then write me back..


aight..

bring it fanta






By the way guys, you should at least try to be coherent and make things rhyme...

"Gracious is my flow.. every i go
Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows
That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin
where to start.. whata bout 1989"

Also stealing ideas about dumpster babies is pretty low.

unh unh yo yo yo
This bitchass kid vrook think he's got skill,
It's time to end his dream and give him the red pill,
OH here it comes, realization hits, an epiphany
That music is your outro not just a symphony
The spotlight's fading, you're out of the show
When you hit puberty and your dick starts to grow
Then you can come back so I can start another attack
Show you your shit still whack, in your skull I'll leave a crack
Kid you talkin bout guns like you ever held one
Spitting bout murders like you ever dealt one
Truth is this nigga runs at the sight of blood
Frontin like he's a stud, big gangsta dealin bud
But truth is gangsta no one falls for your shit
You better come up with somethin real to spit
Cuz right now you Steve Erkel, I am 50 cent
My fame is everlasting, your days are spent
You better not respond to this
I spit deadly and I never miss
Kill you before you get your first kiss
Unless you count that one time with your sis.
Peace~
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
October 10 2009 18:03 GMT
#59
I missed you fant.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:04 GMT
#60
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote:
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.

YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense
I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience
So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple
Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple
Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster
Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster
Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme
So you don't come here wasting all of our time
Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate
You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate
You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while
And something will come out that's worthwhile
Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile
But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile
So that you could maybe respond with some style
Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile
Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:12 GMT
#61
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote:
aite fantascist here goes

you're freestyle is absurd
the worse i've ever heard
i'm the illest emcee
coming out of vancity
battling while high on weed and ecstasy
i'm on another level
this shits for intellectuals
my flows so sick just like the swine flu
bling shine so bright it's about to blind you
watch you're back i got that knife behind you
was that too violent?
maybe i should of kept silent
but you ain't no sissy
so go ahead and try to diss me
i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me


You accusin me of having weak raps
Well it's time to tighten your straps
Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition
To show you why your pathetic rendition
Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine
Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine
You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime
For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time
Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence
As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance
I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers
With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers
Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour
I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore
You follow me kid? I don't think so
I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso
I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally
Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b
So back down with your attempts to contest
The fruits of my lyrical conquest
I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega
You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:27 GMT
#62
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote:
oh its fana

hey fana, the only boy i miss
funny that i see you rap like this
not that you're funny
I just love you honey
but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard
you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap
hmm. actually its really hard cuz like
I don't even know
It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo
just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro

LOL the turbo on the burner of rice
So how you been man, life's nice?
How about them girls,
Givin them a whirl?
Either way man hit me back again
I remember when we used to rhyme way back when
Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs
Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs
Peace~
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 10 2009 18:28 GMT
#63
aight round 2 feeling a bit more warmed up now...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


Bitchnigga..your 50 cent and im steve urkel?
my rhymes are from heaven sent
Cuz like me tell ya now I got more dough than Rekrul
fitting your cornellass would pick 50 cent

Cuz i can sum your life by his life
his pain his strife
get rich or die trying?
obviously what you have in mind
Aint no one told you im the bonjwa of rhymes
you think your all hot but no use i know your lieing

Saying I never held a piece
another piece of future untold
the massacre
keep this up and i promise you disaster
cuz im just sitting here cleaning my gun
spitting fire with no signs or weary or tire
only gleaming smiles tells of my fun
this time i got a 16 gauge with me here
ready to tear your face away
if you aint gonna bow down and behave

Gods sent me a final prophecy
that by the end of round 3
you'll have on your head the letters
En Oh Oh Bee

After all this better keep your ass clenched tight
cuz more niggers will want it than Jaleel Whites


aight..

GO GO GO
Breaking Bad
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:32 GMT
#64
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote:
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter
no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter
but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter
I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter

yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily
but I don't have any "venom" or animosity
toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity
battling strangers online because their lives are empty

I don't care if your e-penis is bigger
you're a sad motherfucker
the end.

Look at you passing judgment like you're a deity
I will show you why you're no saint, and I'm divinity
I run this rap battle to the end, this is MY city
Destroying your rap is what I do, it won't be pretty

Making baseless assumptions like the idiot you are
You think your rhymes are scathing but they don't scar
My rep is impenetrable, yours is like a graffiti wall, free to mar
We both know which one of us goes drinking alone at the bar

So I will end this rap, bring it to closure
Before I lose it and give your faults more exposure.
THE END.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:39 GMT
#65
On October 11 2009 03:28 vRoOk wrote:
aight round 2 feeling a bit more warmed up now...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


Bitchnigga..your 50 cent and im steve urkel?
my rhymes are from heaven sent
Cuz like me tell ya now I got more dough than Rekrul
fitting your cornellass would pick 50 cent

Cuz i can sum your life by his life
his pain his strife
get rich or die trying?
obviously what you have in mind
Aint no one told you im the bonjwa of rhymes
you think your all hot but no use i know your lieing

Saying I never held a piece
another piece of future untold
the massacre
keep this up and i promise you disaster
cuz im just sitting here cleaning my gun
spitting fire with no signs or weary or tire
only gleaming smiles tells of my fun
this time i got a 16 gauge with me here
ready to tear your face away
if you aint gonna bow down and behave

Gods sent me a final prophecy
that by the end of round 3
you'll have on your head the letters
En Oh Oh Bee

After all this better keep your ass clenched tight
cuz more niggers will want it than Jaleel Whites


aight..

GO GO GO

"Cuz like me tell ya "
"Cuz i can sum your life by his life" <- Really?

I don't even know where to start
Doesn't matter, I'll tear you apart
Your English is broken, twisted
My rap is raping you, double-fisted
You need to try harder to make some sense
I don't know if you're handicapped or just dense
But your play on words is inexcusable
Using the same word twice like its reusable
That's a disgrace to this game son, check yourself
Before I check you with my shotgun myself
You're still speaking of massacres and murder
Do I really have to explain further?
You're not a gangster, you're not a thug
Better get rid of that grin looking smug
If I see your face again I will cleave it open
Drop your body off an airplane into the ocean
Tell your parents so we can celebrate
The death of another ingrate
Peace~
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 18:43:41
October 10 2009 18:42 GMT
#66
On October 11 2009 03:32 fanatacist wrote:
My rep is impenetrable, yours is like a graffiti wall, free to mar
We both know which one of us goes drinking alone at the bar


i dont know why but this made me wanna go out and drink all by myself tonight

im actually gonna get a 12 pack right now, done deal. 2:43, perfect time to start getting wasted
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:44 GMT
#67
On October 11 2009 03:42 food wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 03:32 fanatacist wrote:
My rep is impenetrable, yours is like a graffiti wall, free to mar
We both know which one of us goes drinking alone at the bar


i dont know why but this made me wanna go out and drink all by myself tonight

im actually gonna get a 12 pack right now, done deal. 2:43, perfect time to start getting wasted

Drinking alone at a bar is so much worse than chilling at home with a few brews.
Peace~
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
October 10 2009 18:48 GMT
#68
that is true, esp if you live in a ghost town and there will be 5 people tops drinking at the bar all 40+
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:49 GMT
#69
On October 11 2009 03:48 food wrote:
that is true, esp if you live in a ghost town and there will be 5 people tops drinking at the bar all 40+

LOL that sounds like the saddest shit I've ever heard.
Peace~
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 10 2009 18:51 GMT
#70
wow fanta i must admit
im bit surpised
your bitch ass didnt submit

so here i go one last time
before TL declares the championship
aint yours but mine

making fun of my words my rhymes
acting like you havent done the same crime
in this very thread from time to time

one final say on cornell
before you go.. learn to spell
dont you know fanatacist
it suppose to be fantasist?
cuz thats what you are
weaving dreams and fantasies
thinking your the best rapper ever
is like FanTaSy thinking
he's gonna win the 2010 Ever

And we all know that aint fucking true
even if he is boxer and oov too
know that i'm your jaedong
imma make you dance in a pretty pink thong
then all of TL will see you.. in the spotlight
and we'll laugh our nerds ass of all night

Cuz im still coming at you like a tornado
and you can fucking run but you cant ever escape
Im back by the power of the manifesto.. seven
good thing im here to give you a final lesson
just like how i had to teach you to masturbate

heres the lesson...
now you'll see.. im the best rapper
from sea to shining fucking sea
so why dont you go back to that garbage dumpster
try to start your life over.. start with your diapers
cuz i bet you just shit yourself
looking at these word i've spit

i aint a gangster i aint a thug
but i got me two slugs
two for your head
just to make sure you dead

Breaking Bad
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 19:16:51
October 10 2009 19:12 GMT
#71
On October 11 2009 03:51 vRoOk wrote:
wow fanta i must admit
im bit surpised
your bitch ass didnt submit

so here i go one last time
before TL declares the championship
aint yours but mine

making fun of my words my rhymes
acting like you havent done the same crime
in this very thread from time to time

one final say on cornell
before you go.. learn to spell
dont you know fanatacist
it suppose to be fantasist?
cuz thats what you are
weaving dreams and fantasies
thinking your the best rapper ever
is like FanTaSy thinking
he's gonna win the 2010 Ever

And we all know that aint fucking true
even if he is boxer and oov too
know that i'm your jaedong
imma make you dance in a pretty pink thong
then all of TL will see you.. in the spotlight
and we'll laugh our nerds ass of all night

Cuz im still coming at you like a tornado
and you can fucking run but you cant ever escape
Im back by the power of the manifesto.. seven
good thing im here to give you a final lesson
just like how i had to teach you to masturbate

heres the lesson...
now you'll see.. im the best rapper
from sea to shining fucking sea
so why dont you go back to that garbage dumpster
try to start your life over.. start with your diapers
cuz i bet you just shit yourself
looking at these word i've spit

i aint a gangster i aint a thug
but i got me two slugs
two for your head
just to make sure you dead


[WOOPS I WAS WRONG HERE] and fanatacist has nothing to do with fantasies -_-; Also you still refuse to make certain lines rhyme lol

It's funny to hear you say you didn't expect me here
When you're the one trembling, cowering in fear
Let me show you the ropes boy, because your game is lackin
Think you're a badass but rainbows and sprinkles is all you be packin

I'm coming at you strong like a Himalayan avalanche
I'm Zeus, lightning in my hands, on my head an olive branch
Smiting your feeble attempts to take my throne and Olympus
You're trying so hard to keep up but you just can't get wit dis

Shooting you dead with my lyrical pistol
Spitting the best rhymes from here to Bristol
Raining fire and brimstone from my podium
Security, escort vrook out of the auditorium

This punk thinks he's got a shot at my title
He's more ignorant than the Romans in the Bible
My divine ascension will be the end of your rope
Beyond your reach like the girls you want to grope

Let me break it down for you, once again
While I'm pimping it strong you be looking at men
While I'm spitting you're sitting there with paper and pen
It's time for you to crumple up that rapsheet, friend

And now we come to the conclusion
Where I subdue you into contusions
Force you back into lonely seclusion
Forever shattering your infantile illusions.


Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 19:12 GMT
#72
[image loading]

Poll: vrook vs. fanatacist
(Vote): vrook
(Vote): fanatacist
Peace~
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 19:16:28
October 10 2009 19:15 GMT
#73
haha nice fanta

But uhh.. fantasist is a word

edit: tied :o
Breaking Bad
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 19:16 GMT
#74
On October 11 2009 04:15 vRoOk wrote:
haha nice fanta

But uhh.. fantasist is a word

Damn. A very unsightly and unused word.
Peace~
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 10 2009 19:17 GMT
#75
gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha
Breaking Bad
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 19:19 GMT
#76
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote:
gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha

Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.
Peace~
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 19:25:09
October 10 2009 19:21 GMT
#77
On October 11 2009 04:19 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote:
gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha

Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.


haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.

edit: yet the polls tied
Breaking Bad
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 19:29:59
October 10 2009 19:29 GMT
#78
On October 11 2009 04:21 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 04:19 fanatacist wrote:
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote:
gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha

Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.


haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.

edit: yet the polls tied

Lol I thought you were for serious battling me and shit, you convinced me you meant business haha xD Thanks btw.

Low exposure right now xP Maybe when all the people I responded to show up we'll see some changes.

~PanN: Thank you my follower. I have returned until my final banning comes on a lonely drunken night.
Peace~
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 10 2009 19:33 GMT
#79
On October 11 2009 04:29 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 04:21 vRoOk wrote:
On October 11 2009 04:19 fanatacist wrote:
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote:
gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha

Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.


haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.

edit: yet the polls tied

Lol I thought you were for serious battling me and shit, you convinced me you meant business haha xD Thanks btw.

Low exposure right now xP Maybe when all the people I responded to show up we'll see some changes.

~PanN: Thank you my follower. I have returned until my final banning comes on a lonely drunken night.


yea when they come back to see you kicked their noobie rapper ass
the score will be soemthing like 50 to 1 for sure
even sadder i voted for myself

Nah not serious it just looked like fun.. i've never really rapped and dont listen to hardly hip hop

but if you ever wanna go again ill win fo sho
Breaking Bad
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 19:44 GMT
#80
On October 11 2009 04:33 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 04:29 fanatacist wrote:
On October 11 2009 04:21 vRoOk wrote:
On October 11 2009 04:19 fanatacist wrote:
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote:
gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha

Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.


haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.

edit: yet the polls tied

Lol I thought you were for serious battling me and shit, you convinced me you meant business haha xD Thanks btw.

Low exposure right now xP Maybe when all the people I responded to show up we'll see some changes.

~PanN: Thank you my follower. I have returned until my final banning comes on a lonely drunken night.


yea when they come back to see you kicked their noobie rapper ass
the score will be soemthing like 50 to 1 for sure
even sadder i voted for myself

Nah not serious it just looked like fun.. i've never really rapped and dont listen to hardly hip hop

but if you ever wanna go again ill win fo sho

I rap once in a while with my friends but not that much and only when I'm high lol. First time I did it I was 15 and was getting high with my friend on a swingset. Oh the good old days.

Lol it's on nigga. Not right now though, leaving soon for CSL and I had to do like 8 just now. You have my contact info.
Peace~
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 10 2009 19:56 GMT
#81
Haha nice raps XD Reminds me of this quote on bash.org

http://www.bash.org/?870063
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 20:01 GMT
#82
On October 11 2009 04:56 Necosarius wrote:
Haha nice raps XD Reminds me of this quote on bash.org

http://www.bash.org/?870063

Yea if that shit was freestyle that was incredible, something tells me it wasn't though. Good shit either way, I remember that one haha.
Peace~
PhailSoBaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States281 Posts
October 10 2009 21:42 GMT
#83
Ill rap battle you kid, but you have to promise me one thing, If i destroy you you have to post it anyways. ph4ilur3@hotmail. is my msn. hit me up and tell me who you are, i will rap you son ill even rap about bw lol
Ballins a habbit i want it i grab it
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 11 2009 04:03 GMT
#84
On October 11 2009 03:12 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote:
aite fantascist here goes

you're freestyle is absurd
the worse i've ever heard
i'm the illest emcee
coming out of vancity
battling while high on weed and ecstasy
i'm on another level
this shits for intellectuals
my flows so sick just like the swine flu
bling shine so bright it's about to blind you
watch you're back i got that knife behind you
was that too violent?
maybe i should of kept silent
but you ain't no sissy
so go ahead and try to diss me
i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me


You accusin me of having weak raps
Well it's time to tighten your straps
Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition
To show you why your pathetic rendition
Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine
Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine
You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime
For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time
Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence
As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance
I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers
With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers
Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour
I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore
You follow me kid? I don't think so
I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso
I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally
Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b
So back down with your attempts to contest
The fruits of my lyrical conquest
I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega
You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.


you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit
I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch
everything you say, I'll disregard it
genesis sega? ya you must be retarded
You use a lot of big words
congratulations, you sound like a nerd
if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime
then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme
I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath
save my raw skills for whoever wants next
So come back at me with you're very best
I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest








Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-11 04:39:52
October 11 2009 04:38 GMT
#85
if you guys haven't seen this thread go read up and listen to the smurg response song lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=61422&currentpage=2
Shit link is down, I can upload it to youtube later though cause I saved it.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 11 2009 10:31 GMT
#86
On October 11 2009 02:44 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote:
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter


You think you know me because you read my trolling guide
And because you were there when my plane changed the tide
But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin
Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin
Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from
As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum
Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander
I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander
Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park
You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark
After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name,
Got addicted and thought you could play the game,
I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up,
I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup
Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me
My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b
So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless
Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless
Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge
Where I pick up a hammer, sledge
Swing it around and hit you in the face
Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.


how could you steal my girl over the net
i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk
im running a harem you could only dream of
ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff

you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum
what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job
you change syllabel number just about every line
that is rapper 101, did you miss the class

speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck
i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck
you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth
im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood

your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix
not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks
I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity
I'm here to demonstrate my superiority
you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye
you'll have no vision after you finish your lie

you're no Einstein for challenging me like that
you should go back to nightshift in Walmart
So I don't have to treat you physically
Your mind gonna give up automatically


And all is illuminated.
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
October 11 2009 11:57 GMT
#87
I did that today over ICQ. Was fun. I knew I had a dirty mouth, but I surprised myself there
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
October 11 2009 13:52 GMT
#88
On October 10 2009 06:06 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I tried this.

friend number 1
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
masterdana10@hotmail.com: :3
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
masterdana10@hotmail.com: i just gotta believe
by.Chris: MORE
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: MORE RHYMES
by.Chris: SPIT HOT FRE
by.Chris: FIRE
masterdana10@hotmail.com: uughhhoogoogh
by.Chris: YOU ARE THE WORST RAPPER EVER


friend 2
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
Batters: i have balls like a saddle
Batters: so like the halls of a gavel
Batters: lick yo scrote like gravel
Batters: inside a easy e supremacy white mans democracy
Batters: fee fai fo fum
Batters: stick a finger up yo bum
Batters: HOLLA
by.Chris: YOYOYO
by.Chris: YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE THIS
by.Chris: WHITE HOT DISS
by.Chris: FLYIN OFF THE TOP OF THIS TONGUE
by.Chris: AS I GET SOME
by.Chris: FROM YO MOM
by.Chris: HER NAME IS TOM
by.Chris: IM LIKE A BOMB
by.Chris: NUCLEAR METAPHORS LEAVIN A MUSHROOM CLOUD OF RHYME IN YOUR DISTRICT
by.Chris: WHAT RHYMES WITH DISTRICT
by.Chris: *b-boy pose*



lol awesome rap skillz, doc!

this blog is gold, 5/5
beep boop
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 11 2009 17:51 GMT
#89
On October 11 2009 03:27 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote:
oh its fana

hey fana, the only boy i miss
funny that i see you rap like this
not that you're funny
I just love you honey
but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard
you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap
hmm. actually its really hard cuz like
I don't even know
It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo
just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro

LOL the turbo on the burner of rice
So how you been man, life's nice?
How about them girls,
Givin them a whirl?
Either way man hit me back again
I remember when we used to rhyme way back when
Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs
Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs

Oh.

Well, it's like, my gee-eff
she's not the bee-est
if you talk about her bee-reasts
she's like flat as a board
i dont really think she'll grow anymore

she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven"
got mind straight from heaven
and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings
guides me the right way and not to red herrings

well thats that. hmm

starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore
nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore
but i guess i could download
and retrace my steps to the clown road
where we trolled 2v2s
random and random, me and you

shit was super good man
we aint even lost man
but i guess thats the deal on us east
where random pubbies just feel so free
where were zero loss and wins fifty

lol
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
October 11 2009 17:53 GMT
#90
lets go fan. this will be epic, i will NOT STOP
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-11 18:01:57
October 11 2009 17:59 GMT
#91
Before I start a murder scene with this kid named fanatacist,
he better practice weeks prior to get him feelin relaxed and shit
The fact that I'm battling a dude that claims he's so much
Makes me heated and I'm bout to show you why they call me clutch
And that isnt the term by which you shift the stick of a manual,
Its ur girl complainin that u aint satisfyin, so she asks me "can I shift ur stick though?"
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 11 2009 20:04 GMT
#92
My current keyboard is broken so I can't type raps like I'd want to, will respond to these later tonight

QuoC your shit barely rhymes, fix it up if you want to give me a real challenge
Peace~
DREAM-JOY
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Australia53 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-12 03:10:18
October 12 2009 02:58 GMT
#93
On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote:
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.

YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense
I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience
So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple
Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple
Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster
Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster
Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme
So you don't come here wasting all of our time
Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate
You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate
You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while
And something will come out that's worthwhile
Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile
But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile
So that you could maybe respond with some style
Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile
Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.


So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend
I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end
Have you got some homies you wanna send
I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood
I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good
But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin
By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win
I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around
But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound
I'm the beast the real menace of this blog
Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log

Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger
And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger
But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter
I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better
I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults
I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results
And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.

And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash
If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash
All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!"
Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows
beating me in a battle though, that might get you close
If you do step to me man ima give you a dose
Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows
Man you could say my shit is like a rose
They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.

And now to get personal, and cut you real deep
Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep
Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya
Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita
Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores
steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores
back on your boat son, time to go home
Today you've got no chance to touch me,
the system protects my dome
Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee
I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree
Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets
Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots
Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss
1a2a3a your way onto a loss
My imba range siege tanks melting your shit
All I have to do is micro vults a little bit.
So if your done playing games you can type out to me,
Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"

EDIT:

Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 12 2009 03:57 GMT
#94
fuck being modest and screw the angolians
Just like how kanguskan fucked all but the mongolians
fantacist you can still apologize to me you know
then i can give you my semen in a bowl
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
October 12 2009 04:06 GMT
#95
http://www.goldmic.com

i think
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 04:40 GMT
#96
Lol YPang his post doesn't save you, just adds value to his name

BTW I am not from Angola

And I am too high and tired to rap
Peace~
DREAM-JOY
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Australia53 Posts
October 12 2009 04:59 GMT
#97
Your not from Angola? =(
I had some decent lines about that I think.
Stealing my KFC and whatnot.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 05:27 GMT
#98
On October 12 2009 13:59 DREAM-JOY wrote:
Your not from Angola? =(
I had some decent lines about that I think.
Stealing my KFC and whatnot.

Click my profile picture lol
Peace~
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
October 12 2009 05:36 GMT
#99
fanatacist: Your raps they make less sense than a nigga with downs

I couldn't stop laughing when I got to that part, hahahahaha, niiice
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
October 12 2009 15:18 GMT
#100
fanta, you should youtube some of these haha
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 22:09 GMT
#101
On October 11 2009 13:03 BalliSLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 03:12 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote:
aite fantascist here goes

you're freestyle is absurd
the worse i've ever heard
i'm the illest emcee
coming out of vancity
battling while high on weed and ecstasy
i'm on another level
this shits for intellectuals
my flows so sick just like the swine flu
bling shine so bright it's about to blind you
watch you're back i got that knife behind you
was that too violent?
maybe i should of kept silent
but you ain't no sissy
so go ahead and try to diss me
i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me


You accusin me of having weak raps
Well it's time to tighten your straps
Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition
To show you why your pathetic rendition
Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine
Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine
You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime
For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time
Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence
As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance
I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers
With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers
Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour
I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore
You follow me kid? I don't think so
I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso
I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally
Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b
So back down with your attempts to contest
The fruits of my lyrical conquest
I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega
You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.


you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit
I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch
everything you say, I'll disregard it
genesis sega? ya you must be retarded
You use a lot of big words
congratulations, you sound like a nerd
if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime
then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme
I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath
save my raw skills for whoever wants next
So come back at me with you're very best
I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest

Telling me to return with my very best
How about two bulletholes in your chest?
Metaphorical wounds from this battle
Ending your life like slaughtered cattle
Calling me a nerd like I give a shit
I've fucked dozens, you've never seen a clit
So where does that leave you and me?
You're at Wendy's serving me a smoothie
Jealous of my expensive ride and beautiful girl
Realizing that you'll never get either in this world
Got me shook you must be mistaking
Myself for some other kid who's faking
Step away from the mirror son before you cry
Trying to come up with rhymes on the fly
It's fruitless, TL is my witness,
You obviously lack the fitness
To compete with me in this arena
The crowd, well, they'll forget they've ever seen ya.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-12 22:25:22
October 12 2009 22:24 GMT
#102
On October 11 2009 19:31 freelander wrote:
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On October 11 2009 02:44 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote:
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter


You think you know me because you read my trolling guide
And because you were there when my plane changed the tide
But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin
Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin
Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from
As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum
Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander
I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander
Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park
You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark
After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name,
Got addicted and thought you could play the game,
I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up,
I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup
Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me
My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b
So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless
Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless
Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge
Where I pick up a hammer, sledge
Swing it around and hit you in the face
Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.


how could you steal my girl over the net
i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk
im running a harem you could only dream of
ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff

you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum
what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job
you change syllabel number just about every line
that is rapper 101, did you miss the class

speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck
i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck
you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth
im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood

your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix
not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks
I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity
I'm here to demonstrate my superiority
you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye
you'll have no vision after you finish your lie

you're no Einstein for challenging me like that
you should go back to nightshift in Walmart
So I don't have to treat you physically
Your mind gonna give up automatically



Says he has a harem and doesn't aim for a single girl
Must explain why you got that shirt with purple furls
Let me develop this thought further, you're gay
Sucking cock and licking balls every day
Citing a harem that has nothing but dicks in it
It must be in your asshole, everything fits in it
Counting my syllables like this is some poem
With a stick in your ass as big as a totem
You telling jokes about rapper 101
I find better insults on a wrapper of gum
You can't rhyme even if you had Tupac on the phone
I can freestyle with scriptures off* the Rosetta stone
Here's a hint - if words end with the same three letters
It don't mean that they rhyme any better
You rhyme like you're remembering a script
That kind of shit will get you sent to the crypt
With a tag on your foot and a bodybag
Your death isn't even a cause to brag
Because I destroy kids like you daily
If you don't like it, then mail me
I will rip you a new one privately
So you can give up quietly
No one will see your rep get torn
Even though it's already outworn
In the end I will be the true number 1
You thought you could try to have some fun
But my lyrics they beat you, leaving you stunned
You'll be so broken you'll need a UN relief fund.
Peace~
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-12 22:27:44
October 12 2009 22:26 GMT
#103
fantacist talks like he's black
but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack
white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat
It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.

Ballislife sounds like some fag
A name only thought of by those that want a gag
a gag that only i can give,
when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid

so lets see what shit you got now
you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow"
you nerds need to go back to play games
life's a bitch only i can handle and tame
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-12 22:28:43
October 12 2009 22:28 GMT
#104
On October 12 2009 02:51 SayaSP wrote:
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On October 11 2009 03:27 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote:
oh its fana

hey fana, the only boy i miss
funny that i see you rap like this
not that you're funny
I just love you honey
but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard
you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap
hmm. actually its really hard cuz like
I don't even know
It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo
just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro

LOL the turbo on the burner of rice
So how you been man, life's nice?
How about them girls,
Givin them a whirl?
Either way man hit me back again
I remember when we used to rhyme way back when
Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs
Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs

Oh.

Well, it's like, my gee-eff
she's not the bee-est
if you talk about her bee-reasts
she's like flat as a board
i dont really think she'll grow anymore

she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven"
got mind straight from heaven
and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings
guides me the right way and not to red herrings

well thats that. hmm

starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore
nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore
but i guess i could download
and retrace my steps to the clown road
where we trolled 2v2s
random and random, me and you

shit was super good man
we aint even lost man
but i guess thats the deal on us east
where random pubbies just feel so free
where were zero loss and wins fifty

lol

Well damn I remember that other girl was well-chested
So I assumed in breasts you were invested
Glad to hear that she's treating you well
Otherwise I'd kill her and send her to hell

Better get that game on that computer
Because we are gonna have to tutor
Those fags on USEast about bein baller
A real pimp, true shot-caller

Until then good luck with all your shit
If you ever want to get high I'll give you a hit
So come up to Jersey sometime soon
We'll party from midnight to noon

;D
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 22:30 GMT
#105
On October 13 2009 07:26 YPang wrote:
fantacist talks like he's black
but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack
white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat
It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.

Ballislife sounds like some fag
A name only thought of by those that want a gag
a gag that only i can give,
when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid

so lets see what shit you got now
you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow"
you nerds need to go back to play games
life's a bitch only i can handle and tame

I like your last stanza (: Especially the last 2 lines. Good shit. I will get to you in a few lol. Cig break.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 22:39 GMT
#106
On October 12 2009 02:59 QuoC wrote:
Before I start a murder scene with this kid named fanatacist,
he better practice weeks prior to get him feelin relaxed and shit
The fact that I'm battling a dude that claims he's so much
Makes me heated and I'm bout to show you why they call me clutch
And that isnt the term by which you shift the stick of a manual,
Its ur girl complainin that u aint satisfyin, so she asks me "can I shift ur stick though?"

"QuoC your shit barely rhymes, fix it up if you want to give me a real challenge"
I guess you decided against it, but I'll rape you anyways...

Unfortunate that you already used your whole repertoire
Because I'm ready to rip you one as I chug Pinot Noir
You say you're heated well I'm cold as Siberian ice
I will show you why your 7 lines won't suffice
It's like your penis, about half as long as it should be
For you to have any kind of advantage over me
You talk about how you satisfied my girl well then why
Is her pussy still tight while your girls is always dry
Wanting that lovin I gave her that one time back in July
Bring up my name, I'm sure she'll give you a reason to cry.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 23:02 GMT
#107
On October 12 2009 11:58 DREAM-JOY wrote:
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On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote:
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.

YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense
I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience
So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple
Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple
Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster
Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster
Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme
So you don't come here wasting all of our time
Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate
You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate
You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while
And something will come out that's worthwhile
Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile
But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile
So that you could maybe respond with some style
Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile
Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.


So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend
I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end
Have you got some homies you wanna send
I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood
I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good
But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin
By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win
I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around
But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound
I'm the beast the real menace of this blog
Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log

Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger
And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger
But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter
I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better
I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults
I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results
And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.

And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash
If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash
All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!"
Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows
beating me in a battle though, that might get you close
If you do step to me man ima give you a dose
Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows
Man you could say my shit is like a rose
They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.

And now to get personal, and cut you real deep
Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep
Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya
Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita
Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores
steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores
back on your boat son, time to go home
Today you've got no chance to touch me,
the system protects my dome
Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee
I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree
Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets
Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots
Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss
1a2a3a your way onto a loss
My imba range siege tanks melting your shit
All I have to do is micro vults a little bit.
So if your done playing games you can type out to me,
Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"

EDIT:

Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~

You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D

Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal
Your name is like some girly anime reel
Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict
I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict
But you need to get your facts straight
You sound like you are trying to masturbate
Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly
It's time to wave your dreams good-bye
You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand
Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland

You say you want to get personal, well here it is written:
My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittens
I hope you find out something worthwhile
Because so far you sound like a child
Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo
I should just stop here, I'm done with you
But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue
I am going to turn you upside down and spin you
I want all these people here to watch you stumble
Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble
Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words
Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords
Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr
While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr

So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got
And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot
Give me some info, some details if you dare
I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare
Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground
Choking, unable to utter a sound
Give you an epiphany about your entire life
Your future: no job and an ugly wife
Your past: getting bullied in gym class
Your present: never getting any ass
Now tell me if that isn't spot on
And I'll say no, you're dead wrong
I have the clerical vision
To make that decision
When you sit and think about yourself
You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf
Easy to read like "See Spot Run"
You thought you were unique well let me tell you
Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you
Peace~
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 12 2009 23:04 GMT
#108
fuck you fana it's not over yet
tomorrow I will type up some INSULTING stuff
And all is illuminated.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 23:07 GMT
#109
On October 12 2009 12:57 YPang wrote:
fuck being modest and screw the angolians
Just like how kanguskan fucked all but the mongolians
fantacist you can still apologize to me you know
then i can give you my semen in a bowl

YPang your boy already tried taking a stand for you
His flow makes sense at least, that much is true
You should just shut up and pretend to forget
Because even he couldn't get me to regret
The brutal stomping I gave you last page
So please crawl away from the stage
You don't belong here, with your spelling errors
If you keep rhyming I'll make sure to give you terrors
About that one time you thought you could rap
But only ended up with your ass loaded with caps.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 12 2009 23:09 GMT
#110
On October 12 2009 14:36 Fr33t wrote:
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fanatacist: Your raps they make less sense than a nigga with downs

I couldn't stop laughing when I got to that part, hahahahaha, niiice

Haha thanks

On October 13 2009 00:18 Hawk wrote:
fanta, you should youtube some of these haha

My enunciation is weak relative to my words ): I just can't make certain sounds go together with my mouth. You should do it for me (:

On October 13 2009 08:04 freelander wrote:
fuck you fana it's not over yet
tomorrow I will type up some INSULTING stuff

Lol alright looking forward to it. Doubt you will be able to top UN relief fund. Prove me wrong (:
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-12 23:19:14
October 12 2009 23:17 GMT
#111
On October 13 2009 07:26 YPang wrote:
fantacist talks like he's black
but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack
white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat
It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.

Ballislife sounds like some fag
A name only thought of by those that want a gag
a gag that only i can give,
when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid

so lets see what shit you got now
you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow"
you nerds need to go back to play games
life's a bitch only i can handle and tame

You've got some decent rhymes but you gotta get rid of the slack
So many lines that don't rhyme, you'd give Poe a heart attack
Clean up your game, learn some new words and take a week off,
Maybe when you come back you won't be whiter than Hasslehoff

You say I can't surprise you - that's because I ain't got one,
Me raping you is not a surprise to anyone,*
In this game I am Germany, you are France,
I enjoy guns and killing, you love dance.
In other words, you're the vagina, not me
Anyone with a pair of eyes can see
You have on a tu-tu and a* corset*
I have a Gatling* gun attached to my 'Vette
Now tell me which one of those is more pimp
Think objectively, forget you are a gimp
Maybe you'll see that you should give up now
Because I have sewn the harvest, and I'm ready to plow
Peace~
DREAM-JOY
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Australia53 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-12 23:48:06
October 12 2009 23:47 GMT
#112
On October 13 2009 08:02 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2009 11:58 DREAM-JOY wrote:
On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote:
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.

+ Show Spoiler +
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense
I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience
So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple
Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple
Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster
Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster
Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme
So you don't come here wasting all of our time
Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate
You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate
You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while
And something will come out that's worthwhile
Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile
But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile
So that you could maybe respond with some style
Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile
Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.


So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend
I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end
Have you got some homies you wanna send
I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood
I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good
But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin
By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win
I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around
But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound
I'm the beast the real menace of this blog
Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log

Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger
And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger
But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter
I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better
I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults
I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results
And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.

And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash
If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash
All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!"
Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows
beating me in a battle though, that might get you close
If you do step to me man ima give you a dose
Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows
Man you could say my shit is like a rose
They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.

And now to get personal, and cut you real deep
Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep
Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya
Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita
Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores
steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores
back on your boat son, time to go home
Today you've got no chance to touch me,
the system protects my dome
Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee
I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree
Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets
Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots
Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss
1a2a3a your way onto a loss
My imba range siege tanks melting your shit
All I have to do is micro vults a little bit.
So if your done playing games you can type out to me,
Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"

EDIT:

Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~

You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D

Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal
Your name is like some girly anime reel
Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict
I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict
But you need to get your facts straight
You sound like you are trying to masturbate
Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly
It's time to wave your dreams good-bye
You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand
Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland

You say you want to get personal, well here it is written:
My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittens
I hope you find out something worthwhile
Because so far you sound like a child
Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo
I should just stop here, I'm done with you
But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue
I am going to turn you upside down and spin you
I want all these people here to watch you stumble
Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble
Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words
Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords
Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr
While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr

So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got
And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot
Give me some info, some details if you dare
I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare
Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground
Choking, unable to utter a sound
Give you an epiphany about your entire life
Your future: no job and an ugly wife
Your past: getting bullied in gym class
Your present: never getting any ass
Now tell me if that isn't spot on
And I'll say no, you're dead wrong
I have the clerical vision
To make that decision
When you sit and think about yourself
You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf
Easy to read like "See Spot Run"
You thought you were unique well let me tell you
Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you


It's the legendary DREAM-JOY up in this
Fanatacist it's time to step up boy it's really time to diss
I was showing you my C-game before
But now it's time to secure my lead in terms of score
Leave you so butthurt and leave you so sore
Let me show how I flow and how I go toe-to-toe
White guy freestyle show you my supreme style

You love kittens? Well i'm the big dog
You pussy ass kittycat bout to get shred
I come right at you like the predator through the fog
I'll put you to your rest, but it won't be in a bed
By the time i'm finished tearing you your gonna wish that you were dead
If I have to I will pump you full of Kilograms of lead
Come at you harder than when your gf gave me head

And now to spit some fire straight into your headspace
Your whiter than vanilla ice with mayonnaise on his face
You weak little rapper, ,take a step back or get dropped by the DREAMER
You talk about my sound? And not above a mumble
Just because i'm being nice, and trying to be humble
Well it's time to cancel that and show you my power
Just like Goku man its over nine thousand
So i'll give you some time to come straight back at me
Though I know you can't freestyle, so you have 1 hour
In that space of time I'll come back and see
Just why you cannot touch a true Gee like me.

Your stabs at me are weak boy you gotta see
They don't even touch me
They feel like pinpricks
This shit is just physics
I'm large like an Onyx and your tiny like toothpicks
Try to war me kid I just come back like the Phoenix
And now i'ma let you in on a little of my tactics
I make you look like a chump, while I look like a maverick
I know i'm pretty godlike but son don't panic
You can get it all to end by saying "DREAM, you the shit"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now as for Yang we gotta roll, Yang we gotta bounce
Get back to swbk I wanna finish this trounce
I'm raping him TL, I thought i'd just announce
His raps make no sense, like he just smoked an ounce
So Yang your looking weak, and our friendship I must just denounce
Unless you step back up to me, quit acting like a pussy
You better sit back and type out. G fucking G.

Wattup.




fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-13 01:06:51
October 13 2009 01:04 GMT
#113
On October 13 2009 08:47 DREAM-JOY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2009 08:02 fanatacist wrote:
On October 12 2009 11:58 DREAM-JOY wrote:
On October 11 2009 03:04 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote:
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.

+ Show Spoiler +
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense
I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience
So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple
Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple
Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster
Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster
Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme
So you don't come here wasting all of our time
Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate
You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate
You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while
And something will come out that's worthwhile
Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile
But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile
So that you could maybe respond with some style
Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile
Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.


So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend
I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end
Have you got some homies you wanna send
I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood
I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good
But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin
By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win
I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around
But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound
I'm the beast the real menace of this blog
Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log

Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger
And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger
But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter
I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better
I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults
I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results
And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.

And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash
If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash
All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!"
Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows
beating me in a battle though, that might get you close
If you do step to me man ima give you a dose
Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows
Man you could say my shit is like a rose
They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.

And now to get personal, and cut you real deep
Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep
Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya
Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita
Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores
steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores
back on your boat son, time to go home
Today you've got no chance to touch me,
the system protects my dome
Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee
I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree
Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets
Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots
Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss
1a2a3a your way onto a loss
My imba range siege tanks melting your shit
All I have to do is micro vults a little bit.
So if your done playing games you can type out to me,
Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"

EDIT:

Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~

You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D

Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal
Your name is like some girly anime reel
Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict
I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict
But you need to get your facts straight
You sound like you are trying to masturbate
Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly
It's time to wave your dreams good-bye
You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand
Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland

You say you want to get personal, well here it is written:
My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittens
I hope you find out something worthwhile
Because so far you sound like a child
Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo
I should just stop here, I'm done with you
But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue
I am going to turn you upside down and spin you
I want all these people here to watch you stumble
Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble
Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words
Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords
Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr
While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr

So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got
And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot
Give me some info, some details if you dare
I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare
Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground
Choking, unable to utter a sound
Give you an epiphany about your entire life
Your future: no job and an ugly wife
Your past: getting bullied in gym class
Your present: never getting any ass
Now tell me if that isn't spot on
And I'll say no, you're dead wrong
I have the clerical vision
To make that decision
When you sit and think about yourself
You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf
Easy to read like "See Spot Run"
You thought you were unique well let me tell you
Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you


It's the legendary DREAM-JOY up in this
Fanatacist it's time to step up boy it's really time to diss
I was showing you my C-game before
But now it's time to secure my lead in terms of score
Leave you so butthurt and leave you so sore
Let me show how I flow and how I go toe-to-toe
White guy freestyle show you my supreme style

You love kittens? Well i'm the big dog
You pussy ass kittycat bout to get shred
I come right at you like the predator through the fog
I'll put you to your rest, but it won't be in a bed
By the time i'm finished tearing you your gonna wish that you were dead
If I have to I will pump you full of Kilograms of lead
Come at you harder than when your gf gave me head

And now to spit some fire straight into your headspace
Your whiter than vanilla ice with mayonnaise on his face
You weak little rapper, ,take a step back or get dropped by the DREAMER
You talk about my sound? And not above a mumble
Just because i'm being nice, and trying to be humble
Well it's time to cancel that and show you my power
Just like Goku man its over nine thousand
So i'll give you some time to come straight back at me
Though I know you can't freestyle, so you have 1 hour
In that space of time I'll come back and see
Just why you cannot touch a true Gee like me.

Your stabs at me are weak boy you gotta see
They don't even touch me
They feel like pinpricks
This shit is just physics
I'm large like an Onyx and your tiny like toothpicks
Try to war me kid I just come back like the Phoenix
And now i'ma let you in on a little of my tactics
I make you look like a chump, while I look like a maverick
I know i'm pretty godlike but son don't panic
You can get it all to end by saying "DREAM, you the shit"

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Now as for Yang we gotta roll, Yang we gotta bounce
Get back to swbk I wanna finish this trounce
I'm raping him TL, I thought i'd just announce
His raps make no sense, like he just smoked an ounce
So Yang your looking weak, and our friendship I must just denounce
Unless you step back up to me, quit acting like a pussy
You better sit back and type out. G fucking G.

Wattup.





I come back from dinner and what do I see
Little Dean Nichols came out to play with me
I've got bad news for you kid you better get out
I don't like punks with less charisma than a beansprout
You had the balls to diss my profile picture
When you look like a rat-worm mixture
Trying to look cool with your beer bottle
Let me break it to you, you're not "full throttle"
No one likes you half as much as you do
You'll try to counter that but it'll be nothing new
Citing your birthday with your ugly-ass crew
As if they care about you more than the next brew
The real story here is how you managed to trick women
To coming to your party when you look like a fat demon
I'm guessing there were some roofies involved
Added to their low intelligence - problem solved
Yea I noticed that you're heavy-set like Rosie O'Donnel
I'll make you lose some weight, run you down the Holland Tunnel
Your chunky ass jiggling and your asscrack sweating
While my Acura gives you a lovetap you won't be forgetting
You think you're tough, maybe even won a few fights
I'm pretty sure they were on a mountain at night
Punk comes out to fight you, you roll down hill
Cause an avalanche, claim you won like you got skill
Let me break it to you kid, it ain't hard being fat
All you gotta do is pound them burgers and KitKats
That way every kid on the street can look like you
Overweight guy thinking he's tough and true
Just because you're 200 lbs and 5 foot 2
Too bad you are 50% lard and 50% bullshit
Lips so swollen from sucking cock you can't even spit
Oh wait you didn't tell anyone you were gay?
Sorry but it's not a secret, it's plain as day
Rapping about video games and Onyx
You must have had that Pokemon Hooked on Phonics
That's not enough to get you anywhere in this battle
So bend down and get yourself a saddle
I'll be riding your dumbass all night long
Don't get your hopes up, I don't want your schlong
You'll just be my slave, and I am the master
Making you burn that weight, faster, faster

Now that I showed you that your girls and bros ain't shit
Let me start denouncing your raps, which you think are a hit
You have some signs of talent here and there
Although hypocrisy is your strong suit, I don't care
Calling me whiter than Vanilla Ice, that's okay,
Inside you're more of a fag than Tay Zonday,
Singing about chocolate rain, that's my shit coming down,
A destructive tsunami washing you out of this town,
Not that you care, as long as you have your Pokemon Red
Masturbating to Misty in your Team Rocket bed
And what the fuck did you just talk about DBZ
How can you even make it that easy, now it's just 1-2-3
Here is how I see it, straight and simple:
You're a nerd with a thousand pimples
Covering up his anime addiction
With some alcoholic fiction
Secretly sneaking snickers
To fully fatigue your fingers
Unwrapping the wrappers
Imitating B.I.G., the famous rapper
Not in sound but in size
It's time to recognize
That you need to chill with the lard
Stop looking at men to get hard
Get out of your bed, fix your shit
Maybe jog* a little, get fit
Then you'll get some pussy, if you keep your mouth shut
Put down that razorblade, it's not yet time to cut
I know I've been brutal but you still have hope
First you have to get off this slippery slope
Because any beef you got with me has got to go
Before I end you with my omnipotent flow
Oh wait, it's too late, you're already dead
Bullet shot straight through your empty head
Rest in peace, and honestly, God bless
How big a hole to dig for you, no one can assess.
Peace~
DREAM-JOY
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Australia53 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-13 02:18:26
October 13 2009 01:57 GMT
#114
You call me fat but your an emo little bitch
Your losing all your weight when blood drips from your wrists
Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size
Like Godzilla stomping on your shit no-one even meets my eyes
I'm larger than you all, larger than life.
Wanna war with me you need more than a gun or a knife
Compare me to iNcontrol I bench press the world
If it will impress her, I will bench press your girl
And if my pecs get tired than I will start to curl
Cos i'm still a muscly beast, and the you gotta learn is that I love to feast
I love to feast on fakeass faggots like yourself
You gotta know this cos protein is good for your health

Your profile pics not the only little bitch i'm gonna diss
A handful of your friends are gonna cop a dose of this
Olver+Andy both your boyfriends? Your only photo album dedicated to them
Even the two asians are twice your size, getting in on a relationship I must condemn
Involving a giraffe and all wtf is that, homo, beastiality what else are you into?
You must get around town, causing some mayhem but now i'm done with them, I bid them Adieu
Moving on to little Vivian, she's looking quite cute.
Gotta be a shame that she fucking hates you
So send her on through brother send me her number
When I finish with her i'll move onto another
And the final of your whack ass friends I gotta diss
Can't pronounce her last name but its something like this
"Esquivel" man even she knows your gay
Talking bout your train of thought she fucking raped you that day
I would diss your friends more, but its a sad fucking scene
I cannot say no more because you got no friends on your team
The rest came to me, they know i'm the king
They all just wanna let me command them like they lings

You Russian little communist time to take a seat
Democracy and Capitalism we are gonna bring the heat
Just like in world war 2 my sides gonna win the war
While you can sit there and become some Germans little whore
I can continue to spin this fucking racist shit, but I know its not fair
It's becaue i'm Australian and you can't touch our lair
Land of the kings, the beasts and the best. I could even get GTR to come attest
It's no contest, we win hands down. From wherever you come from we still take the crown

You comment on my party, I find this shit funny
The last birthday he hung with anyone it was with his "mummy"
You got no fucking friends, I have to have a laugh
In school they would always push you on your ass
laugh and laugh and laugh, at the nerd you really are
Can't do any sports and can't run very far
A lonely little geek, a nerd with no friends
go and get some life skills i've seen these sort of trends
Sprial through depression, Sprial through the rage
Murder-suicide newspaper first page
Greg Schultz does the name ring a bell?
The guy who was living in his own personal hell
In a few years kid thats gonna be you
get out and socialise instead of smoking on your own
Before you have to bust a cap in your own dome.

Maybe Roofies were involved? Women wanna score with me
But like MC Hammer man I'm like a god that can't be touched
The women really want this so they try to drug me
Your mother for example, she wants to get hitched
But I gotta let her know that she cannot have this


You think your good at pool, playing like a tool
Your scrawny ass bitch arms couldn't even move the cue
And I don't mean to be cruel but man you better gain some weight
An anorexic, bullemic emo man i'll eat you like lunchmeat
Try to test me and you'll meet a deadly fate
I might weigh alot, but you weigh next to nothing
Can't be healthy fucker go and eat something
I like how I was right about you taking like an hour
Freestyle ain't your game, get back to your corner. Cower.
Leave this shit to the real men please
Your embarrasing us all, I just have gotta plead
GTFO its what we all really need
Making all freestylers look as lame as Ron Paul

So that's where i'm gonna leave it for an hour or two
Better do some study, its what I need to do
I'l leave you sitting here an uneducationed stoner queer
But while i'm gone try to score a bitch and build a career
Your life is down the shitter right now I gotta say
Probably live in your mothers basement playing GTA

EDIT: Also to the mods, this is all supposed to be in good fun. I don't really hold that view of Russians, or his friends (Except Vivian). And To Fana, you fucking schooled me this last verse. But i'll come back stronger man! ~.~
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 13 2009 04:06 GMT
#115
On October 13 2009 07:28 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2009 02:51 SayaSP wrote:
On October 11 2009 03:27 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote:
oh its fana

hey fana, the only boy i miss
funny that i see you rap like this
not that you're funny
I just love you honey
but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard
you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap
hmm. actually its really hard cuz like
I don't even know
It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo
just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro

LOL the turbo on the burner of rice
So how you been man, life's nice?
How about them girls,
Givin them a whirl?
Either way man hit me back again
I remember when we used to rhyme way back when
Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs
Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs

Oh.

Well, it's like, my gee-eff
she's not the bee-est
if you talk about her bee-reasts
she's like flat as a board
i dont really think she'll grow anymore

she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven"
got mind straight from heaven
and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings
guides me the right way and not to red herrings

well thats that. hmm

starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore
nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore
but i guess i could download
and retrace my steps to the clown road
where we trolled 2v2s
random and random, me and you

shit was super good man
we aint even lost man
but i guess thats the deal on us east
where random pubbies just feel so free
where were zero loss and wins fifty

lol

Well damn I remember that other girl was well-chested
So I assumed in breasts you were invested
Glad to hear that she's treating you well
Otherwise I'd kill her and send her to hell

Better get that game on that computer
Because we are gonna have to tutor
Those fags on USEast about bein baller
A real pimp, true shot-caller

Until then good luck with all your shit
If you ever want to get high I'll give you a hit
So come up to Jersey sometime soon
We'll party from midnight to noon

;D

oh.

I gave the other girl up dude
Then I gave my own life a reboot.
And besides, she was still in school
not that I don't like young girls they still make me drool

now im good though, my girl is acting her age
i put some old demons back in their cage
not that new family problems arent makin me rage
oh well, it's not like no ones got em
somebody's had dudes rob them

but yea dude i dunno if im still into sc
im prob rusty as hell and pretty free
and high is good im down with that
maybe one day we'll chill on a dock
with fat blunts and fishermans hats
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 13 2009 04:42 GMT
#116
damn this blog is win
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 13 2009 08:15 GMT
#117
On October 13 2009 07:09 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 13:03 BalliSLife wrote:
On October 11 2009 03:12 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote:
aite fantascist here goes

you're freestyle is absurd
the worse i've ever heard
i'm the illest emcee
coming out of vancity
battling while high on weed and ecstasy
i'm on another level
this shits for intellectuals
my flows so sick just like the swine flu
bling shine so bright it's about to blind you
watch you're back i got that knife behind you
was that too violent?
maybe i should of kept silent
but you ain't no sissy
so go ahead and try to diss me
i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me


You accusin me of having weak raps
Well it's time to tighten your straps
Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition
To show you why your pathetic rendition
Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine
Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine
You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime
For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time
Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence
As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance
I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers
With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers
Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour
I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore
You follow me kid? I don't think so
I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso
I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally
Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b
So back down with your attempts to contest
The fruits of my lyrical conquest
I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega
You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.


you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit
I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch
everything you say, I'll disregard it
genesis sega? ya you must be retarded
You use a lot of big words
congratulations, you sound like a nerd
if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime
then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme
I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath
save my raw skills for whoever wants next
So come back at me with you're very best
I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest

Telling me to return with my very best
How about two bulletholes in your chest?
Metaphorical wounds from this battle
Ending your life like slaughtered cattle
Calling me a nerd like I give a shit
I've fucked dozens, you've never seen a clit
So where does that leave you and me?
You're at Wendy's serving me a smoothie
Jealous of my expensive ride and beautiful girl
Realizing that you'll never get either in this world
Got me shook you must be mistaking
Myself for some other kid who's faking
Step away from the mirror son before you cry
Trying to come up with rhymes on the fly
It's fruitless, TL is my witness,
You obviously lack the fitness
To compete with me in this arena
The crowd, well, they'll forget they've ever seen ya.



After twenty four hours I really expected more
don't give me that lame excuse, oh a "broken keyboard"
you see, i don't even need a good beat
cause in a rap battle you gotta be quick on your feet
you think you're a pimp cause you said you fucked dozens
it's a shame since they were all you're cousins
so you have an expensive ride and beautiful girl?
nah, you're just high in you're imaginary world
getting a chance to battle me, you should really cherish it
cause making this thread was really an embarrassment
it's clear that i'm on a different level
leave rap alone and try heavy metal
messing with me gotcha your head all crazy
with shit like that it don't even phase me
i'm SICK wit it!



Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 13 2009 13:21 GMT
#118
still , I can't see any point of rap as a genre. It's lame.
And all is illuminated.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 13 2009 13:26 GMT
#119
On October 13 2009 22:21 freelander wrote:
still , I can't see any point of rap as a genre. It's lame.

I don't like most rap, but there is good stuff out there. Makes sense for you to post that after Ballislife though ;D
Peace~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-13 13:37:51
October 13 2009 13:36 GMT
#120
MAN ITS FUCKING COLD
TIME FOR YOU LITTLE BITCHES TO GET ROLLED
THIS THREAD SENDING ME INTO RAGES
YEAH CAPS LOCK IS ON
CUZ IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS GOT TO SIX PAGES
IM TL'S TROLLING DON
WAKE UP START MY DAY WITH HOT COFFEE
END THEM BY SCORING WINS LIKE MIKE BOSSY
NAH WHO MY KIDDIN THE ISLES GOIN TO KANSAS CITY
SAME SQUAD DIFFERENT CITY—THAT TEAM STILL SHITTY
KINDA LIKE FANTAS RAP
KIDS LIKE A DOGGY BAG FILLED WITH CRAP
I GOT THE MODS ON PAYROLL
DONT BELIEVE ME?
FAKESTEVE WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD ROLL
YEAH KID THIS MY NERD RAP
MY MAGNUM OPUS
YOUR VERSES ARE A MEME LIKE ACKBAR'S TRAP
GO HANG YOURSELF—ILL SHOW YOU WHERE THE ROPE IS

(for awesome rap, gol isten to gangstaar or nas... my friend has me keep on listening to lupe fiasco, he reminds me of what kanye would be like if kanye wasnt a total shithead)
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 13 2009 17:53 GMT
#121
I would pay, to see lupe
but kanye? only if its fray
lol, yeah that dudes such a dick
but whatever still makin money and shit
i don't even know why
he coulda been a nice guy
but he aint so swift
and now his life needs a lift.
yeah, it must have been the henny
but other dudes rap too and they aint even have any

lolol always wanted to do that.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 13 2009 20:09 GMT
#122
On October 13 2009 07:24 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2009 19:31 freelander wrote:
On October 11 2009 02:44 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote:
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter


You think you know me because you read my trolling guide
And because you were there when my plane changed the tide
But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin
Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin
Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from
As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum
Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander
I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander
Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park
You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark
After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name,
Got addicted and thought you could play the game,
I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up,
I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup
Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me
My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b
So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless
Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless
Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge
Where I pick up a hammer, sledge
Swing it around and hit you in the face
Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.


how could you steal my girl over the net
i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk
im running a harem you could only dream of
ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff

you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum
what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job
you change syllabel number just about every line
that is rapper 101, did you miss the class

speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck
i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck
you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth
im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood

your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix
not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks
I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity
I'm here to demonstrate my superiority
you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye
you'll have no vision after you finish your lie

you're no Einstein for challenging me like that
you should go back to nightshift in Walmart
So I don't have to treat you physically
Your mind gonna give up automatically



Says he has a harem and doesn't aim for a single girl
Must explain why you got that shirt with purple furls
Let me develop this thought further, you're gay
Sucking cock and licking balls every day
Citing a harem that has nothing but dicks in it
It must be in your asshole, everything fits in it
Counting my syllables like this is some poem
With a stick in your ass as big as a totem
You telling jokes about rapper 101
I find better insults on a wrapper of gum
You can't rhyme even if you had Tupac on the phone
I can freestyle with scriptures off* the Rosetta stone
Here's a hint - if words end with the same three letters
It don't mean that they rhyme any better
You rhyme like you're remembering a script
That kind of shit will get you sent to the crypt
With a tag on your foot and a bodybag
Your death isn't even a cause to brag
Because I destroy kids like you daily
If you don't like it, then mail me
I will rip you a new one privately
So you can give up quietly
No one will see your rep get torn
Even though it's already outworn
In the end I will be the true number 1
You thought you could try to have some fun
But my lyrics they beat you, leaving you stunned
You'll be so broken you'll need a UN relief fund.


wowowow bending my reality
projecting out your homosexuality
insults? whatever man, I don't care
a real alpha doesn't work like that

you still overrate rhyming in general
I'll surely mention that at your funeral
speaking high, insulting, thinking you're getting all
I'm gonna teach you a lesson, phenomenal

You will wonder how I beat you with no insults
alpha males don't care 'bout second rate brattos
you ooze fake confidence, anyone can feel that
sweating to get gangsta, a fake niga or even
someone who can freestyle over the net. Layman.

I can't give up this.. cause this is not a battle
you're just embarassing yourself.. for me what a hassle
you can't even drink still for a good year loser
your only chance getting high downloading iDoser

And all is illuminated.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 14 2009 00:35 GMT
#123
dont be hating on my verses, i havnt made one starcraft reference yet lol
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
October 14 2009 00:41 GMT
#124
i got
too many thoughts, too much flow to fit it all
in this meager verse. maybe like shockeyy
i gotta write it all somewhere up on a wall
ModeratorGood content always wins.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 04:58:46
October 14 2009 01:31 GMT
#125
On October 13 2009 10:57 DREAM-JOY wrote:
You call me fat but your an emo little bitch
Your losing all your weight when blood drips from your wrists
Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size
Like Godzilla stomping on your shit no-one even meets my eyes
I'm larger than you all, larger than life.
Wanna war with me you need more than a gun or a knife
Compare me to iNcontrol I bench press the world
If it will impress her, I will bench press your girl
And if my pecs get tired than I will start to curl
Cos i'm still a muscly beast, and the you gotta learn is that I love to feast
I love to feast on fakeass faggots like yourself
You gotta know this cos protein is good for your health

Your profile pics not the only little bitch i'm gonna diss
A handful of your friends are gonna cop a dose of this
Olver+Andy both your boyfriends? Your only photo album dedicated to them
Even the two asians are twice your size, getting in on a relationship I must condemn
Involving a giraffe and all wtf is that, homo, beastiality what else are you into?
You must get around town, causing some mayhem but now i'm done with them, I bid them Adieu
Moving on to little Vivian, she's looking quite cute.
Gotta be a shame that she fucking hates you
So send her on through brother send me her number
When I finish with her i'll move onto another
And the final of your whack ass friends I gotta diss
Can't pronounce her last name but its something like this
"Esquivel" man even she knows your gay
Talking bout your train of thought she fucking raped you that day
I would diss your friends more, but its a sad fucking scene
I cannot say no more because you got no friends on your team
The rest came to me, they know i'm the king
They all just wanna let me command them like they lings

You Russian little communist time to take a seat
Democracy and Capitalism we are gonna bring the heat
Just like in world war 2 my sides gonna win the war
While you can sit there and become some Germans little whore
I can continue to spin this fucking racist shit, but I know its not fair
It's becaue i'm Australian and you can't touch our lair
Land of the kings, the beasts and the best. I could even get GTR to come attest
It's no contest, we win hands down. From wherever you come from we still take the crown

You comment on my party, I find this shit funny
The last birthday he hung with anyone it was with his "mummy"
You got no fucking friends, I have to have a laugh
In school they would always push you on your ass
laugh and laugh and laugh, at the nerd you really are
Can't do any sports and can't run very far
A lonely little geek, a nerd with no friends
go and get some life skills i've seen these sort of trends
Sprial through depression, Sprial through the rage
Murder-suicide newspaper first page
Greg Schultz does the name ring a bell?
The guy who was living in his own personal hell
In a few years kid thats gonna be you
get out and socialise instead of smoking on your own
Before you have to bust a cap in your own dome.

Maybe Roofies were involved? Women wanna score with me
But like MC Hammer man I'm like a god that can't be touched
The women really want this so they try to drug me
Your mother for example, she wants to get hitched
But I gotta let her know that she cannot have this


You think your good at pool, playing like a tool
Your scrawny ass bitch arms couldn't even move the cue
And I don't mean to be cruel but man you better gain some weight
An anorexic, bullemic emo man i'll eat you like lunchmeat
Try to test me and you'll meet a deadly fate
I might weigh alot, but you weigh next to nothing
Can't be healthy fucker go and eat something
I like how I was right about you taking like an hour
Freestyle ain't your game, get back to your corner. Cower.
Leave this shit to the real men please
Your embarrasing us all, I just have gotta plead
GTFO its what we all really need
Making all freestylers look as lame as Ron Paul

So that's where i'm gonna leave it for an hour or two
Better do some study, its what I need to do
I'l leave you sitting here an uneducationed stoner queer
But while i'm gone try to score a bitch and build a career
Your life is down the shitter right now I gotta say
Probably live in your mothers basement playing GTA

EDIT: Also to the mods, this is all supposed to be in good fun. I don't really hold that view of Russians, or his friends (Except Vivian). And To Fana, you fucking schooled me this last verse. But i'll come back stronger man! ~.~

Okay kid here is where you made your biggest blunder:
Stepping into this ring, even your parents from down under
Will feel the full wrath of my lyrical thunder
Like your sister's vag when I tore her asunder
When I gunned her fucked her tried to refund her
Like that time your mom redialed your boyfriend's* number
Him picking up the phone calling you his "boy wonder"
Talking about how your* anal riches he will plunder
Anyone who steps to me making accusations
Needs to* keep his eye on his reputation
I'll destroy you, take you out of this equation
I'll add this, for your information
Your gay lifestyle is an incrimination
Women make your penis experience deflation
Touching guys in your pathetic inebriation
So for the next line I will use this citation:
"Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size"
That's sad, considering it's extra large like your fries
Keep at it, chunky, since you can't visualize
What you'll become as your heart cries
"YOU EAT THAT BURGER I WILL STOP BEATING"
You don't give a fuck, to you eating is like breathing
The only place where you don't do it is underwater
It's time for you to stop being such a martyr
You losing this battle won't help anyone
Just like you being a virgin until you're twenty-one
It's just pathetic, a waste of my time
My time is money, your life is worth a dime
That's how much I pay per round of ammo
So be ready, bitch better sleep in your camo

On your rep I will drop a monster deuce
While your sister still leaking her cherry juice
After I stuck my dick into her tight snatch
Put my meat in the oven and prepared the next batch
Cover her face in cum like yours in acne
If I need help I have 20 niggas back me
We'll start a no-holes-barred bukkake
Your sister shouting in joy all day
You call me an emo kid well that's too bad
You're the one leaking more than a used maxi pad
Crying in front of the mirror, your cankles aching
Because walking up stairs for you is back-breaking
This punk thinks because he big he's got muscle
Bitch who you think you were trying to hussle
I see those jelly rolls every time you try to brawl
In the end it's always you making the 911 call
Trying to pick you up, but the medics can't
Even the helicopter flew at a slant
When you got to the hospital, your doctor said
"Your fat absorbed the hits, you should have been dead
But there's nothing we can do about your head
It's still inadequately shaped like your toolshed"
You know what I mean, or do I need to draw you a picture?
Your stomach blocks the view, a permanent fixture*
Probably don't even know what your junk looks like
To get over your stomach it would take a four day hike
You said "I'm larger than you all," what a big surprise
As if by seeing your spherical body I wouldn't surmise
That you could fall off a building and make the ground shake
Or that your diet only consists of mayonnaise cheese steak

Moving on to your next point, me and my friends being gay,
I would explain this in detail but I don't have all day
Basically we're secure with our sexuality
So we don't experience that duality
When we look at a man, and in reality
I know you get hard off of David Cassidy
So stop deflecting your desires on me
Or I'll send you to the great beyond b
Talking about how Vivian hates me nigga you must be retarded
I fucked her last month, last time you tried sex you farted
Thinking you can talk shit to me because it looks like I dumped a bitch
When the closest you've been to a woman is a guy named Mitch
That one time when you got lonely and started chatting on AIM
Thinking that it would help you boost your pimp game
You fell for the girl who made your heart twist
But it ended up a disaster - Mitch is on Meghan's List
You found out but still went over to his home
Then you pleaded Stockholm Syndrome
When the cops finally found you, they gagged and bound you
As you were fucking Mitch's dead body, cold as a statue
Apparently you sat on him and his ribcage broke
Pierced his lungs, so he started to choke
But you used this chance to get some pleasure
So you turned him over and inserted your member
Where into I won't even venture a guess
I guess now I will take a moment and digress
To tell you that you shouldn't have started this mess
If you were only going to last two rounds at best
Before you admitted* I schooled you, bitch I tooled you
Made you my bitch and fucking ruled you
Your best insult being that I play GTA
The rest of your venom is simply MIA
Peace~
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
October 14 2009 03:31 GMT
#126
i like cats
just like my hats
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 04:32:07
October 14 2009 04:27 GMT
#127
this shit is hilarious no need to be glorious,
being the biggest shit, I'm taking your paper like spreadsheet
you're douching up the thread with your bag of tampon,
making that cleenex fill half-a-ton
reserve the verse to make matters worse
you eating heroine while I'm shooting some bad-ass wins.

I bake, I make, I shake pasteries out of my cock,
to make em chicks sell some of my rock,
I breaking to revolve, jacking to resolve
my mind is mentally unclear because dick is on your chick clinically
I smudge them with my fudge to sit on em faces
making a lot of tea bags that lipton tea would be selling

1a2a3a totally unnecessary meme right here,
like the rhymes you post that makes me think you ain't here
I am Filipino and I'm friend with Hipolito
mistaken for a mestizo because of my big ass burito!
rolling up the ties, deranging all the mines.
africano right here, my genitalay's florescence lamp
shows how much of a light bulb you are.

I had enough of this thread I'm gonna make more bread,
I'll be back once my flow is on fo show.
by the way, the last hoe I had was had though my dick was a thick hose
she never walked and forever be scared if you know.

fana: what the fuck, you rhymes are sick
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 04:37:08
October 14 2009 04:28 GMT
#128
On October 14 2009 12:31 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i like cats
just like my hats


its i love kittens**
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 14 2009 04:52 GMT
#129
On October 14 2009 13:28 SoMuchSoul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2009 12:31 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i like cats
just like my hats


its i love kittens**

YES!

Anyhow, I will do the rest tomorrow, busy and tired =_=;

Thanks Licdmyobelisk :p You need to work on rhymes and structure, imo. Try doing some more thought-out pieces first, making sure you have good rhyme and rhythm, then switch to freestyle when you are used to the flow n_n
Peace~
PhailSoBaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States281 Posts
October 14 2009 06:42 GMT
#130
I guess ill give it a whirl

ok here i come fanatacist outta the blue
Half these other kids talkin. only seen rap on MTV2
And i like the way you spit its sorta new
a couple lines had me rollin but anywho

My flow starts off insane or maybe its genius
See the only thing smart comin out your mouth is my penis
Battlin me might make you die, heres why
nigga im sicker then swine flu, i make heads fly

you wake up and turn on your comp, well i turn on my scale
I call it like a coin bitch, i get head, i get tail
I could explain it even further using great detail
but in the end its easier to just say I prevail

Im a white boy i suppose its a battle between two crackers
But ill put more holes in your head then the green bay packers

Ill end your life kid put your head on a plaque
or maybe drop you off in the woods with just the clothes on your back
and im commin for ya kid, im on the attack
im a one man army, the troops in Iraq

I rap about the truth, and what i see
my flow is so sick, when i spit you may contract HIV



Ballins a habbit i want it i grab it
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 09:56:36
October 14 2009 09:54 GMT
#131
heyyyy i already used sicker than swine flu !! sucker! haha

*page 3 for reference
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
PhailSoBaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States281 Posts
October 14 2009 20:38 GMT
#132
aww dammit this is what i get for jumping ahead =.= but mine was make heads fly get it. .. .get it.. . . . GET IT
Ballins a habbit i want it i grab it
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
October 14 2009 21:17 GMT
#133
To fanatacist:

You're a disgrace
to even be in this place
you have no taste
to be part of this human race
you should put your face
into this floor
im going to make you beg for more
don't try to be slick
because you cant say shit
go back and suck on your moms tit
dont slip
while you try and keep up with this hit
Don't bitch now
and wonder how
i blew this rap up
you're going to have to step up
to keep up with me
can't you see
that you will never be free
don't try to flee
i will own you
and bring you to your feet
I'm done with this rap
because I already schooled you,
you fool.
Life?
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
October 14 2009 21:19 GMT
#134
and I really have to go to school now, lol...
Life?
GG_Boii
Profile Joined November 2009
Australia2 Posts
November 22 2009 04:50 GMT
#135
anyone wanna battle me?
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 05:13:27
November 22 2009 05:12 GMT
#136
there's nothing better than watching nerds fight
while having bitches on my oh my god its tight
yea u want some but too bad u went to hide
after i showed you my sea dragon's mighty tide.
Yea mofos im asian and my package is huge
when i shoot out, it propells faster than a jet's fuse
im too gangsta for you my lil dude
i'm riding dirty all day and beating dudes that are huge.

It's official i'm the best rapper on TL
Shut your mouth and realize it's re-al
u bitches talking like you walking on heels
i eat you up and spit you out like how i eat my mexican meals
hells yea mathafackas i give you my deal
set a petition to hollywood to have more asians for real
then perhaps i'll cut my dissing, and make you feel
Feel like a kid with downs that just healed.

shockey ain't schooling no one cuz i'm back
i'm doing the schooling you just sit back and relax
fantacist ain't got shit on me white boys can't rap
I just sit on my couch and read and spitting and laugh
your rhymes so sad like a emo on his track
while listening to hawthorne heights and getting emo tatts.

sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 22 2009 05:19 GMT
#137
hahaha oh my god i'm on a role
TSL is starting but raping you is more fun fo sho
don't try to top it, no bitch no
i'll cut you down and keep you gays on your toes
toes, woes, hoes i got a truckload
Do you wipe ur ass well? Does it have mold?
I wouldn't be suprised cuz this thread's rhyme blows

It blows to the east, and blows to the west
i'm here to save this thread's and i ain't here to test
i got rappers like emnem you better not gest
2pac learned from me, too bad he left

so yea i should give you guys a break now
don't want to rip you too badly and make you too loud
i'm considerate enough to think of your neighbors
just incase i piss you off too much and make them think you just got gayer.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 24 2009 02:18 GMT
#138
fuck someone respond ._.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-24 02:39:34
November 24 2009 02:36 GMT
#139
I don't have time to read too much of this right now, but out of the first battle I really liked when the line

"Just because you have a penis doesn't mean I can't break it"

was used. hilarious


whenever i try to rap i end up writing a limerick
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
November 24 2009 02:38 GMT
#140
lol ypang are u vietnamese? cuz ur pretty good

this may be super racist but i imagine that all young vietnamese guys like to rap about cars and weed and bitches

wait, are vietnamese guys black?
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 24 2009 02:45 GMT
#141
On November 24 2009 11:38 travis wrote:
lol ypang are u vietnamese? cuz ur pretty good

this may be super racist but i imagine that all young vietnamese guys like to rap about cars and weed and bitches

wait, are vietnamese guys black?

lmao i'm actually chinese XD, just listened to a lot of uh.. gangsta rap... yea XD
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
538
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary3932 Posts
November 30 2009 13:08 GMT
#142
I've actually just finished a rap battle with someone on omegle a few seconds ago, I found this thread quite fast, I knew the "RAP BATTLE GO" opening was familiar somehow
So, was it anyone from here perchance?
BW fighting!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
December 08 2009 20:42 GMT
#143
Wasn't me ):
Peace~
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 08 2009 21:28 GMT
#144
kitten mittons
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
December 08 2009 21:42 GMT
#145
Everyone knows real rappers do battle on the internet:

You and your "5 years of competitive RTS experience" can take a hike. - FrozenArbiter
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 30 2010 07:32 GMT
#146
Haha this thread has some good stuff

(11:14:35 PM): in a bit i'll be long gone
(11:14:48 PM): after my friend is back from the john
(11:15:00 PM): we're gonna go on battle net
(11:15:04 PM): butt no need to fret
(11:15:12 PM): just gonna play some games
(11:15:17 PM): instead of being outside, chasing some dames
(11:16:21 PM): i'll be rotting my brain
(11:16:26 PM): in exchange for some starcraft fame
(11:16:57 PM): don't worry i'll be tame
(11:17:03 PM): not BM like idra when he loses his games
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
January 31 2010 01:46 GMT
#147
Jesus i miss fana..
Breaking Bad
..Slick...
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States202 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-31 02:15:36
January 31 2010 02:12 GMT
#148
On October 10 2009 05:22 Pokebunny wrote:
This is so great, you're actually not bad lol niiiice


Ugh? Yes he is. It's not like hes vinnie paz/nas lol

On January 31 2010 10:46 vRoOk wrote:
Jesus i miss fana..


You do realize he is probably ghostWriter though, right? Same shitty posting.
it was written
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 01 2010 09:02 GMT
#149
omg this stuff is soo good. I miss fana now.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
March 01 2010 09:13 GMT
#150
fana
dats racist
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 01 2010 09:13 GMT
#151
Like Helvetica I tried to do this too, but I failed miserably.

Friend 1:+ Show Spoiler +

aznsubaru2000 (1:02:05 AM): RAP BATTLE GOGOGO
aznsubaru2000 (1:02:33 AM): GO START RHYMING
iscoopdogpoo (1:03:09 AM): alvin?
aznsubaru2000 (1:03:24 AM): rhyme gogo!
iscoopdogpoo (1:03:31 AM): no no no.
aznsubaru2000 (1:04:30 AM): choke choke choke
iscoopdogpoo (1:06:01 AM): poke.
aznsubaru2000 (1:07:23 AM): man that shit is weak
aznsubaru2000 (1:07:31 AM): you rap is so meek
iscoopdogpoo (1:07:46 AM): youre not black
iscoopdogpoo (1:07:49 AM): sorry alvin
aznsubaru2000 (1:08:14 AM): !
iscoopdogpoo (1:08:17 AM): hate to be the one to tell you that
aznsubaru2000 (1:08:47 AM): psh dodge kk
aznsubaru2000 (1:10:23 AM): your ideas are so absurd from scooping all that turd
aznsubaru2000 (1:10:32 AM): you gotta try new things
aznsubaru2000 (1:10:41 AM): that's why you end up with no bling
iscoopdogpoo (1:11:03 AM): the basis of your argument is invalid
iscoopdogpoo (1:11:11 AM): you have no idea what youre saying
iscoopdogpoo (1:11:15 AM): go toss some mans salad
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 01 2010 11:37 GMT
#152
fana told me he still lurks via text message
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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