So while I was banned I got bored one day and I went on Omegle (where you talk anonymously to strangers) and began every conversation with the words "RAP BATTLE GO GO GO." About 5 out of every 10 people disconnected without a word, 3 tried to start a conversation ignoring what I said, 1 would call me a fag or an idiot, and 1 would actually freestyle. When this pattern became obviously unrewarding, I IMed people I haven't talked to in months or years, with the same opening words. I am omitting some of the longer ones where I would have to edit out all the shit we said in between. Here are the results:
You: RAP BATTLE GO You: FASTER You: FASTER Stranger: I am the hippiest hop pop lock shit droppin smoke coppin man on omegle doin gay shit wit dis faggot rap is gay but i rap anyway an ill fuck your moms but i wont stay jus like your daddy did an then he had three more kid you little bitch aint got nothin cus ur a faggot snitch You: Okay motherfucker you think you got raps You: But I will show you why I be dodgin caps You: I have the best rhyme in this city You: I rape you so hard your mother show you pity You: Then she'll go home and put on a dress and look pretty You: So that when I get home I might not hit her with my Chevy You: Because last time I wandered over to her door she ended up in a levi You: I will cut the rope to your parachute and make you eat shit You: I will read you your horoscope: you will never see the clit You: This is because you are a loser and a virgin You: With your penis only splurgin You: To the occasional bbw porn movie You: And to your fat sister Susie You: So let me tell you something faggot, before you disconnect You: I will give your whole family something to recollect You: That one time that I dropped titanic on your house You: Nothing left alive not even a single louse You: I smashed your life and your family easily You: So now be like ashes and blow away with the wind, b Stranger: Mhm, mhmm nukka ya finished Stranger: ? You: YOU TAKE IT You: GO GO GO Stranger: aight listen you little small town sucka Stranger: im tried you actin like you top of da shit Stranger: yo your so fuckin your midwest american bitch ass shit cant spit Stranger: and you always talkin big but when it comes to scrappin ya cant take a hit Stranger: now listen to me boy i master these flows Stranger: man your a faggot eatin dick like a kid eatin cheerios Stranger: an the only bitchs ya ever tappedn be dirty ass dock ho's Stranger: so let me break dis shit down for yo health Stranger: you gota stop actin like some sucka bitch be yoself Stranger: now ya mind self up all dreamin but da welath but yo sucka put them dreams on the shelf Stranger: cuz i you aint gunna do now self-actualize wit da shit no sucka you just fractulize Stranger: so listen me when i spit des words Stranger: i clear your crew out faster den gas did to the kurds Stranger: so dont come round her actin all tough Stranger: y'rich ass whit eboy tryin be all rough You: unh unh You: You be talkin like you know me son but let me tell you You: You don't remember the words I spit five minutes ago, dude You: You must be cracked out on the streets of Palmdale You: Walking around with a sign on your back sayin "slave for sale" You: Nigga you callin me out on being a cracka I own you You: You and your grandpa and your nigga sista too You: You were in my backyard picking cotton You: While I was sitting at home eating mutton You: Your women make veritable whores You: And then they go around doing my chores You: It's like a two in one package, all for free You: Your race's retardating is high level, third degree You: dation* You: I be stompin you bitches back in 1843 You: With my whip and suit on You: Makin you bleed worse than a leaky tampon You: Now you niggas living in the hood You: Thinking together you will do good You: But we are smart, we put you there You: To get you out of our air You: hair* You: So you can kill each other off You: Like back in Africa, a show-off You: A battle to death between lion hunters You: You kick your brothas down like punters You: in the NFL because all you niggas good at You: Is tucking that object under your pit and stealing it You: I am raping you now, you feeling it? You: The crowd is cheering, they want more of me You: But you just stand their slack and dumbfaced liek a fucking a tree You: GG Stranger: Nukka lemma show you bout them raps Stranger: you a dumbass if you think ya dodge any caps ya jus a bitch who run from the scraps Stranger: Now man up an' take them slaps Stranger: C'mon lemme tell bout how shit goes down round here Stranger: bitch ass folk like you are kinda queer Stranger: your white ass so dumb y'see me as a nigger Stranger: bt it dont matter what ya call me as i pull the trigger Stranger: I take yo streets out from under you Stranger: an' it be my folk infilitratin your screw Stranger: so listen straight up dont come around Stranger: cus we're comin for your ass to bury into the ground Stranger: your flows are wack an your off-sound Stranger: ann your shit is gettin way to close to outta bound Stranger: now i'ma bring this shit to a new hype Stranger: i'm tired of people frontin like your type Stranger: ya'll aint worth the toliet paper ya use to wipe Stranger: ya a stupid ignorant racist who cant read or write Stranger: an the best you can hope is a bucktooth whore an the nearest 24 in sight Stranger: but thats okay cus when im makin the dollar bills, Stranger: i remember beatin yo punk ass it was thrills Stranger: an thinkin of others like ya give me the chills Stranger: but its all the same i come in yo house an smash them redneck stills Stranger: use your moonshine to burn ya home with some turpentine Stranger: an yo when they come nobody blame me dey say its no crime Stranger: in fact dey see me in a good light my reputation will shine Stranger: an theyll remember you as a pussy ass faggot wit no spine Stranger: Yeaa. You: "Give me chills" nigga you must be ten years old You: If that's the case you better throw down your cards and fold You: Your shit is whack your English is lacking You: I don't know why you deflect on me, you're the one fudge-packing You: Finding any faggot willing to close his eyes and take it You: Just because you have a penis doesn't mean I can't break it You: Make you wish you were born a woman see You: Because your dick will fall off, into the sea You: As I cement your feet and tie them together You: Hit you over the head with my Fender You: Dump you by the Jersey shore like trash You: Even your mom won't recognize you, your face so smashed You: Not that it ruined anything, you ugly ass fuck You: You got run over multiple times by the ugly truck You: I hand out these rhymes to standing ovations You: When you step down there will be celebrations You: There is no need for invitations You: Because despite the immitations Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO fanatacist: GO GO GO omgwtfbbqwu signed off at 3:11:14 PM. omgwtfbbqwu signed on at 3:12:22 PM. omgwtfbbqwu: errrrrrr omgwtfbbqwu: drop a beat? fanatacist: GI fanatacist: UNH fanatacist: UNH fanatacist: UNH fanatacist: BUMM PSHHHT BUM BUM PSHHHHT omgwtfbbqwu: yay fanatacist: go fanatacist: go fanatacist: go omgwtfbbqwu: oh omgwtfbbqwu: fuck omgwtfbbqwu: um omgwtfbbqwu: my name is julia and i bust out rhymes omgwtfbbqwu: people talk to me but i ain't got time omgwtfbbqwu: to do anything but study and write omgwtfbbqwu: but i hope i get an A cause this shit is tiiiight omgwtfbbqwu: woot omgwtfbbqwu: okay omgwtfbbqwu: lol omgwtfbbqwu: i gotta do hw fanatacist: yo fanatacist: yo omgwtfbbqwu: :3 fanatacist: -_- fanatacist: fine fanatacist: bye omgwtfbbqwu: <3 omgwtfbbqwu: im sorry omgwtfbbqwu: hahaha
Gwenzors: haha oh wow fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO Gwenzors: i can't rap dude fanatacist: everyone can rap fanatacist: you just have to try fanatacist: it's like poetry with venom fanatacist: GO Gwenzors: i'm talking on aim Gwenzors: with this dude named fant Gwenzors: he's telling me to rap Gwenzors: and i'm telling him i can't fanatacist: lololol fanatacist: more more more fanatacist: gogo Gwenzors: that's all i had Gwenzors: i don't know what to say Gwenzors: i think this rap battle Gwenzors: is kinda gay fanatacist: KEEP GOING Gwenzors: fuck this sucks Gwenzors: i'm gonna kill myself Gwenzors: time to get my gumn Gwenzors: off the shelf Gwenzors: gun* btw. fanatacist: lol I know fanatacist: unh unh fanatacist: listen here girl you can't kill yourself fanatacist: look out for yourself treasure your health fanatacist: because when I come dressed in black to your door fanatacist: you better be sexy and rich not ugly and poor fanatacist: because I am going to take all you've got and run away fanatacist: I will tie you up and rape you all night and day fanatacist: Once you think I'm gone I just come right back, I'm here to stay fanatacist: I smack you around and mold your fear like clay fanatacist: You start getting that stockholm syndrome fanatacist: Start spending your money on my BMW, make it chrome fanatacist: Whenever I come home you polish my dome fanatacist: You will follow me like on a leash wherever I roam fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO Gwenzors: pretty sure i already won Gwenzors: like, seriously fanatacist: nah man we go for 3 raps each fanatacist: go fanatacist: go fanatacist: go Gwenzors: three raps each Gwenzors: is asking a lot Gwenzors: i think i'd ratherg Gwenzors: get myself shot Gwenzors: i'm hitting the enter key Gwenzors: way too fast Gwenzors: this shit sucks Gwenzors: i'm not having a blast fanatacist: that was like 4 lines fanatacist: keep going damn Gwenzors: dude. Gwenzors: i wonder why this guy Gwenzors: messaged me from nowhere Gwenzors: given that we haven't talked Gwenzors: in like forever fanatacist: what you don't miss me baby? fanatacist: don't you remember those times man we were crazy fanatacist: you were upside down on the ground Gwenzors: i dunno about crazy Gwenzors: wat fanatacist: I was pummeling you so hard you couldn't make a sound fanatacist: Your hair was long back then, long and wavy fanatacist: I was pouring on your face a pitcher full of gravy fanatacist: You liked the kinky things we did but one day it all ended fanatacist: When you stopped coming online, our love could not be mended Gwenzors: rofl fanatacist: You think what you di dwas right, but don't defend it fanatacist: You were scared of our love, it was too strong, don't pretend it fanatacist: didn't change the way you lived and breathed and thought fanatacist: I was the perfect man, the only one you sought fanatacist: But now you a straight up hater refusing to rhyme fanatacist: Making it seem like talking to you is a crime fanatacist: I will shut you down in this rap battle, to amend my heart fanatacist: You should've known I would be this way from the start fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: -_- Gwenzors: i've got genetics homework, man! fanatacist: lame excuse fanatacist: rDNA mDNA DNa fanatacist: someshit like that Gwenzors: you're thinking rRNA, mRNA and tRNA fanatacist: yea fanatacist: go fanatacist: go fanatacist: go Gwenzors: dude. fanatacist: fine -_- fanatacist: good luck on your homework... bitch Gwenzors: thanks, ass!
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO pravman456: who is this fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO pravman456: tell me who this is pravman456: then ill rap my heart out fanatacist: will you rap if I do fanatacist: okay fanatacist: this is Artem from CTY 06 fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO pravman456: hmm pravman456: well i did agree to rap fanatacist: go fanatacist: go fanatacist: go pravman456: lets see pravman456: my name is prav, im so suave. pravman456: i got bitches on my right and hos on my left pravman456: got hot bitches riding my sheft pravman456: thats shaft with slant rhyme fanatacist: unh unh unh fanatacist: This nigga thinks he's a playa, a straight beller fanatacist: baller* fanatacist: Maybe if he was 5 inches taller fanatacist: He could see above his mama's breasts and understand fanatacist: That in this battle I will demand fanatacist: That you bend over and take it in the ass fanatacist: Because your rhymes are brittle like glass fanatacist: You think you got a pimp hand strong fanatacist: But your penis it's like 3 inches long pravman456: jesus pravman456: do u practice this shit fanatacist: no I just have been IMing people randomly today to freestyle battle fanatacist: because I'm drunk pravman456: its 3:30 fanatacist: and? pravman456: and where do u go 2 college pravman456: i usually start at like 8 fanatacist: cornell, but I am taking a semester off pravman456: nice pravman456: im at hopkins fanatacist: damn fanatacist: anyway fanatacist: you have to answer my rap yo fanatacist: or you chokin? pravman456: im chokin pravman456: i have a paper fanatacist: harsh pravman456: that due at 5 2day fanatacist: good luck then pravman456: thanks fanatacist: I will look for challengers elsewhere pravman456: go for it
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO kickflipthecat: Yo kickflipthecat: my bottle's poppin' kickflipthecat: your dick is floppin' kickflipthecat: 'cause you can't perform kickflipthecat: can't compete kickflipthecat: can't flow kickflipthecat: I make the rules, you know kickflipthecat: and we go toe to toe kickflipthecat: and you know, when it's all over kickflipthecat: you know kickflipthecat: BIATCH fanatacist: I know I know you sound like a broken record fanatacist: You will spit a few lines then blend in withthe herd fanatacist: Because you nothing but a sheep without its master fanatacist: I will spit these rhymes better and faster fanatacist: Than you could in your wildest dreams fanatacist: Bend over its time for some metaphorical reams fanatacist: I will blast you away with my shotgun metaphors fanatacist: I will take you back to good old 2004 fanatacist: You were a loser, a virgin, fanatacist: Every night your penis splurgin fanatacist: To a picture of 2 guys fondlin fanatacist: I was running this game, ball handlin fanatacist: With my pimp cane pacin my way down the corridor fanatacist: To your momma's room, she knows I'm comin she open the door fanatacist: I enter the loveshack and enter her sweet snatch fanatacist: While you're in your room with a friend name Brad playing pitch and catch kickflipthecat: jesus christ kickflipthecat: you're taking this way too seriously fanatacist: nah yo this is a rap battle fanatacist: gotta have venom fanatacist: go fanatacist: go fanatacist: go fanatacist: that is not a rap kickflipthecat: oh kickflipthecat: ummm kickflipthecat: Yo I flip mothafuckas like I flip bacon and eggs kickflipthecat: shit fanatacist: lol kickflipthecat: eggs is really hard to rhyme fanatacist: choooooooke fanatacist: begs fanatacist: dregs fanatacist: legs fanatacist: pegs kickflipthecat: I attack... like a black belt's legs kickflipthecat: no kickflipthecat: that sucks fanatacist: lol kickflipthecat: I'm unpredictable, droppin' the truth to the dregs kickflipthecat: I drop sacks kickflipthecat: with fat stacks kickflipthecat: sellin' weight, make ducats kickflipthecat: I like cats fanatacist: lol kickflipthecat: that would be such a great way to finish a verse fanatacist: Your raps they make less sense than a nigga with downs fanatacist: I will punish you so you stop uttering these sounds kickflipthecat: I was trying not to say nigga kickflipthecat: I will copy and paste real rap lyrics now fanatacist: that'd be lame fanatacist: I'm freestyling fanatacist: fuck you you lose ... fanatacist: afk smoke kickflipthecat: ? fanatacist: away from keyboard, going to smoke kickflipthecat: smoke ciggy wiggy or wacky tobacky fanatacist: cig kickflipthecat: oh kickflipthecat: lame fanatacist: the latter is for later fanatacist: I got my bud and my grater kickflipthecat: the latter is for all the fucking time fanatacist: I will show you why I am the greater fanatacist: Stoner, while you are the greater masturbater fanatacist: WAZZAA~~~ fanatacist: afk
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some BlueBomber527: so here we are in these last days its grimy and nasty BlueBomber527: refined is my mind I'm keepin some of pathweays BlueBomber527: jerks always mistaking kindness for weakness BlueBomber527: revealin secrets, know all I deal in is deep shit and its all good BlueBomber527: I spit knowledge that I get from the internet BlueBomber527: I get wisdom, yeah I get it from introispect BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some BlueBomber527: fanatacist: Yo fanatacist: yo fanatacist: yo fanatacist: Your rhymes are nonsensical they are a tragedy BlueBomber527: lol BlueBomber527: I don't rap dude that's from a song I have fanatacist: I will destroy you like time destroyed the Cassidys fanatacist: oh ok fanatacist: fuck you BlueBomber527: bahahaha BlueBomber527: sorry BlueBomber527: lol
... I accidentally forgot to save some of the convo u_u We went back and forth for like 20 minutes...
fanatacist: You must have some nerve repeating my rhymes fanatacist: In my hood that is a death penalty crime fanatacist: You belong with the bums, the filth and grime fanatacist: I am high scoeity, drinking martinis with lime fanatacist: You are a two-cent whore and a crack head fanatacist: Easy to believe your family is inbred fanatacist: Your diet consists of bullshit and crumbs of bread fanatacist: Sit down and listen to me, I will fill you with dread fanatacist: Like I filled your sister with cum, she was a bloated blister fanatacist: A year's worth of sex, can't you remember BlueBomber527: (ew lol) fanatacist: Since last november I was wetting my member fanatacist: Inside her vaginal ante-chamber fanatacist: I am Brad Pitt, you are Seinfeld's Kramer fanatacist: I get more pussy than you can count fanatacist: I will kill you and make sure your body is never fond fanatacist: found* fanatacist: You won't go to the morgue you'll go to the pound fanatacist: Be shot in the head by my benevolent hand fanatacist: Stop frontin, your fate is like Custer's in his last stand fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO BlueBomber527: you say that you'd kill me, you say I'd be dead BlueBomber527: I can't be killed motherfucker, I'm just like hercules BlueBomber527: I won't kill you but I'll leave you fucked up just like Christopher Reeves fanatacist: LOL BlueBomber527: breathing from a tube, unable to move, stuck in a chair its all feeling you'll lose fanatacist: choke fanatacist: choke fanatacist: choke fanatacist: choke BlueBomber527: haha yeah BlueBomber527: lol fanatacist: GG
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO SAYGO0DByExx: hahaha fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO SAYGO0DByExx: privet baby ;] fanatacist: none of this fanatacist: freestyle fanatacist: go SAYGO0DByExx: wtf SAYGO0DByExx: ok fanatacist: bum pshhhht bumbum pshtttt SAYGO0DByExx: chillen here jus got back from work , didnt even have time to change ma shirt SAYGO0DByExx: when an im comes from out the blue, and its artem from around 2002 SAYGO0DByExx: i say yo whats good he says none of that he says i wanna hear ya freestyle it better not be wack SAYGO0DByExx: <3. fanatacist: LOL fanatacist: nice fanatacist: haha fanatacist: unh unh unh fanatacist: This isn't a random message this is a drunk dial fanatacist: I know you're obsessed, you've got my blood in a vial fanatacist: But this is not the time to get all broken hearted SAYGO0DByExx: that i wear around my neck, yes fanatacist: I've made so much progress it can't be charted fanatacist: You're slumming it at work, probably at McDonald's burgers fanatacist: I make thousands sitting at home writing, let me expond further fanatacist: I don't break my back sweating at a fry fryer SAYGO0DByExx: ew neither do i fanatacist: Or put my master's clothes in a clothes dryer fanatacist: I am white class elite I am a high roller fanatacist: You can't even afford your crack baby a stroller SAYGO0DByExx: lol fanatacist: I am unstoppable like a titanium train fanatacist: You have retardation taking over your brain fanatacist: I am hercules smiting bitches from the sky fanatacist: You are a rock, getting shat on by a seagull up high fanatacist: So before I stop my flow let me impart some knowledge SAYGO0DByExx: eh SAYGO0DByExx: that one was ight fanatacist: The reason I'm rich is because I am in cornell, a good college SAYGO0DByExx: my friend goes there fanatacist: You are working at Micky D's serving chicken mcnuggets SAYGO0DByExx: not true fanatacist: There isn't anything that rhymes with that so FUCK IT fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO SAYGO0DByExx: im a model ;] fanatacist: lol you do know I'm not serious right -_- fanatacist: just go fanatacist: or choke SAYGO0DByExx: holddd on niggg. SAYGO0DByExx: i need to take a bowl hit fanatacist: lolol fanatacist: me too this beer is insufficient fanatacist: brb 5 minutes SAYGO0DByExx: lol SAYGO0DByExx: why are you drinking at 4:30 in the after noon SAYGO0DByExx: since god knows when . fanatacist: well SAYGO0DByExx: and yeah i was kidding about be ing a model fanatacist: I will tell you in 5 SAYGO0DByExx: lol fanatacist: yea I know, don't be silly xD SAYGO0DByExx: fucker fanatacist: lol fanatacist: n_n fanatacist: joking SAYGO0DByExx: lol fanatacist: brb SAYGO0DByExx: ok fanatacist: back SAYGO0DByExx: woot fanatacist: go fanatacist: go fanatacist: go SAYGO0DByExx: ight SAYGO0DByExx: check it, SAYGO0DByExx: check it fanatacist: choke fanatacist: choke fanatacist: you lose ): SAYGO0DByExx: loll SAYGO0DByExx: im drawin a blank
On October 10 2009 05:27 Chromyne wrote: Is this continual typing, or do you take a few seconds to stop and think about what you're going to say?
Continual, otherwise I wouldn't be so brutal about calling people out on chokes. It's freestyle not sit and think about what rhymes with what for 10 seconds, lol.
I'll include a time-stamp in my later AIM convos, when I feel like getting drunk alone again.
I think you went over the line with the slave/cotton shit in the first one though
Yea I thought so too in retrospect but I was getting more drunk as the battle went on, and inhibitions tend to take a nosedive at that point. I think you and everyone else know that I'm not racist :p I don't really believe any of the things I say, which makes it easier to rhyme things. It's not like my grandparents actually owned slaves or that I actually dropped Titanic on his house lol.
BTW thanks to the people that liked it, I honestly didn't think I'd get that good of a response for these lol.
i will rape you when im out of work white emo kid thinks he can rap fuckin twerp south jersey kids aint got skill up north, we kill you with verbal skill cant get on aim now got to log a few more hours at the desk then you get the lyrical kung pow right up side the head i should kill you dead but still you keep breathin end rhymes i keep schemin artosis is a nice little jew (kidding, i really like you!) ill let you live to see round two!
On October 10 2009 05:38 Hawk wrote: i will rape you when im out of work white emo kid thinks he can rap fuckin twerp south jersey kids aint got skill up north, we kill you with verbal skill cant get on aim now got to log a few more hours at the desk then you get the lyrical kung pow right up side the head i should kill you dead but still you keep breathin end rhymes i keep schemin artosis is a nice little jew (kidding, i really like you!) ill let you live to see round two!
Yo yo yo I'm like a natural disaster A proverbial master Leaving you dazed as my rhymes go faster Yours are slower than drying plaster You think you can teach me this game I own it son I will blow you away harder than a shotgun You just frontin putting our battle off till later Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be a hater But I know you'll be writing down rhymes So that you can keep up with my lines I have news for you punk, it ain't gonna work After this post I know you'll just sulk and lurk Afraid to show your face on these forums for a day or two Claiming that you were busy, out hanging with your crew But I know the truth, you be sitting at home crying Because I raped you, don't matter how hard you're trying In this lyrical universe I am an unstoppable monster Tearing you to shreds and leaving you in a dumpster Taking you back to your roots, where you momma left you Getting in the way of her job, finding businessmen to screw Hold on, news flash! I see something in the headlines A real kicker, a story sending shivers down your spine: "The doctor on the scene made a declaration TL user Hawk was beyond resuscitation Because in this corrupt and evil nation Fanatacist is the #1 sensation."
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO. masterdana10@hotmail.com: :3 by.Chris: GO by.Chris: GO by.Chris: GO by.Chris: FASTER by.Chris: START RHYMING masterdana10@hotmail.com: i just gotta believe by.Chris: MORE by.Chris: FASTER by.Chris: MORE RHYMES by.Chris: SPIT HOT FRE by.Chris: FIRE masterdana10@hotmail.com: uughhhoogoogh by.Chris: YOU ARE THE WORST RAPPER EVER
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO. by.Chris: GO by.Chris: FASTER by.Chris: START RHYMING Batters: i have balls like a saddle Batters: so like the halls of a gavel Batters: lick yo scrote like gravel Batters: inside a easy e supremacy white mans democracy Batters: fee fai fo fum Batters: stick a finger up yo bum Batters: HOLLA by.Chris: YOYOYO by.Chris: YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE THIS by.Chris: WHITE HOT DISS by.Chris: FLYIN OFF THE TOP OF THIS TONGUE by.Chris: AS I GET SOME by.Chris: FROM YO MOM by.Chris: HER NAME IS TOM by.Chris: IM LIKE A BOMB by.Chris: NUCLEAR METAPHORS LEAVIN A MUSHROOM CLOUD OF RHYME IN YOUR DISTRICT by.Chris: WHAT RHYMES WITH DISTRICT by.Chris: *b-boy pose*
Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:
On October 10 2009 06:08 fanatacist wrote: Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:
Bitchs trying to drop shit to me I'm freestyling faster than driving and passing trees Your shit reminds me of bird shit coming down the sky But what do i expect from wannabe's who can't put up a fight
Your face is ugly like a flamboyant moose Your skinny like that of the neck of a goose Plus you can't rap like a normal dude it sounds like you got some big ass boobs
typing lines with puncuation shit kid, it dont hide the truth your rhymes are a fucking abomination! its a friday night fight hawk and fanta, round two kick in your teeth with my shoe ill be heading out on the town tonight makin new york city all mine youll be sittin at home so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time: take a bottle sit on it fuck your self full throttle you know you like that shit! my poetry cuts like a razor my dick shoots lazers im trying to think of more ridiculous shit but i gotta do more work for a bit so its endin on this!~
On October 10 2009 06:08 fanatacist wrote: Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:
On October 10 2009 06:17 YPang wrote: Bitchs trying to drop shit to me I'm freestyling faster than driving and passing trees Your shit reminds me of bird shit coming down the sky But what do i expect from wannabe's who can't put up a fight
Your face is ugly like a flamboyant moose Your skinny like that of the neck of a goose Plus you can't rap like a normal dude it sounds like you got some big ass boobs
Your rhymes are all over the place, you must have ADD Let me teach you something about flows, 1 2 3 Here I come at ya with my verbal machine gun fire Penetrating you harder than you could ever desire Living your life as a homo, a professional cock smoker You should stick to blowing dicks, you've got talent as a choker Like a washed-up SC player switching to poker I will end your rap career, make you look like a joker
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote: typing lines with puncuation shit kid, it dont hide the truth your rhymes are a fucking abomination! its a friday night fight hawk and fanta, round two kick in your teeth with my shoe ill be heading out on the town tonight makin new york city all mine youll be sittin at home so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time: take a bottle sit on it fuck your self full throttle you know you like that shit! my poetry cuts like a razor my dick shoots lazers im trying to think of more ridiculous shit but i gotta do more work for a bit so its endin on this!~
Hatin on me because I display my education Let me use my skills to make this dissertation: I hypothesize that you are spitting lies Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat, At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex Don't accuse me of your faults, You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex I smash you and imprison you in a vault So that you can't give the same lame excuse About how you have to work So let me give you an offer you can't refuse You sit at home and give that penis a jerk Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating And I might consider not destroying your life Let you continue with the assimilating Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.
hawk is back for moreeeeeeee kick you out of your own thread like a ten cent whoreeeeeeeee you should be paying me for the skull fucking you about to get i promise you this the open challenge you will regret you couldnt pay to get play you'd loose your dick in a bale of hay prick liek a needle nose like a weasel my onslaught is about to ruin your day!
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote: typing lines with puncuation shit kid, it dont hide the truth your rhymes are a fucking abomination! its a friday night fight hawk and fanta, round two kick in your teeth with my shoe ill be heading out on the town tonight makin new york city all mine youll be sittin at home so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time: take a bottle sit on it fuck your self full throttle you know you like that shit! my poetry cuts like a razor my dick shoots lazers im trying to think of more ridiculous shit but i gotta do more work for a bit so its endin on this!~
Hatin on me because I display my education Let me use my skills to make this dissertation: I hypothesize that you are spitting lies Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat, At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex Don't accuse me of your faults, You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex I smash you and imprison you in a vault So that you can't give the same lame excuse About how you have to work So let me give you an offer you can't refuse You sit at home and give that penis a jerk Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating And I might consider not destroying your life Let you continue with the assimilating Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.
Jersey trash? kid, you from the pine barrens stick to fuckin your sister quit beggin for dick, hey mister mister! up norff, we got a lot cash i got a garage full of f1 mcclarens i bet i could fit a car up your ass deep and dark like the lincoln tunnel keep suckin jizz down that funnel! im making this one a quicky soon its time for that sticky icky
On October 10 2009 06:30 Hawk wrote: hawk is back for moreeeeeeee kick you out of your own thread like a ten cent whoreeeeeeeee you should be paying me for the skull fucking you about to get i promise you this the open challenge you will regret you couldnt pay to get play you'd loose your dick in a bale of hay prick liek a needle nose like a weasel my onslaught is about to ruin your day!
Kid you better get serious or there will be a murder Happening right here just South of the border Between your town and mine, you've crossed over the line, You call out challenges, I guess you finally got a spine But that's not enough to stand up to me, the king While you play with your dick I'm out pimping Don't threaten me with your penis, I'll only laugh As I chop off that 2 inch midget and write it an epitaph Your attempts at insults are pathetic Your rhymes don't aren't close to poetic It hurts me to read them, I need an anesthetic My rhymes are deep, yours are just aesthetic.
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote: typing lines with puncuation shit kid, it dont hide the truth your rhymes are a fucking abomination! its a friday night fight hawk and fanta, round two kick in your teeth with my shoe ill be heading out on the town tonight makin new york city all mine youll be sittin at home so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time: take a bottle sit on it fuck your self full throttle you know you like that shit! my poetry cuts like a razor my dick shoots lazers im trying to think of more ridiculous shit but i gotta do more work for a bit so its endin on this!~
Hatin on me because I display my education Let me use my skills to make this dissertation: I hypothesize that you are spitting lies Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat, At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex Don't accuse me of your faults, You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex I smash you and imprison you in a vault So that you can't give the same lame excuse About how you have to work So let me give you an offer you can't refuse You sit at home and give that penis a jerk Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating And I might consider not destroying your life Let you continue with the assimilating Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.
Jersey trash? kid, you from the pine barrens stick to fuckin your sister quit beggin for dick, hey mister mister! up norff, we got a lot cash i got a garage full of f1 mcclarens i bet i could fit a car up your ass deep and dark like the lincoln tunnel keep suckin jizz down that funnel! im making this one a quicky soon its time for that sticky icky
You need to stop skimping on style Because at this rate it will be a while Before you can compete with me on this stage You are a pretender, I am a leader in this day and age Your rhymes don't rhyme and your beat is inaudible My flow is potent, yours is cold water soluble Rapping about my ass like you got an obsession Stop revealing your secrets like you got a confession We already know you're craving the dick A pole for you to ride on, suck on and lick I don't swing that way bro, stop trying to seduce me Your motives are like subtraction, easy to deduce, b
On October 10 2009 06:48 Scorch wrote: Haha this sounds fun. Gotta try that sometime. Don't know if it works well in German though. You're quite good Fana.
Lol thanks. You can rap in almost any language as far as I can tell, I've seen German rap, and I can rap in Russian... There are Korean rappers too... You should try (:
freelander is like the lamest name ever I've no shame I also got the yellow fever nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO
I take my time to put on my wizard hat my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet that's all the pleasure it will get cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ
I don't the reason why rap battles exist the losers already know where are the exits all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge
i don't know what you are trying here fana you got the bad attitude mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude my rhymes will knock you out like at 160 ping a double bomb
it seems I'm mistaking you with someone your rap dont have many purposes let alone one Im just helping you prepare for you next ban in the end it doesnt even matter
look at this fucking nerdling thinking he's the shit nigga if your bitchass was on aim id tear you apart bit by bit Gracious is my flow.. every i go Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin where to start.. whata bout 1989 Fanatacist born right ina fucking dumpster 20 years years later this kid thinks he's gangster educated man? cornell he says fuckin trailorshit acting like he got a plan Give him ten minutes TL this joker will come back with lines saying I spent at least an hour on this gangstar rap pff whatever hell thats fine cuz you know what fanta? if you want a real battle I'll be waiting with my 6-barrel nickelplate that I just cant wait to demonstrate I'll leave you mumbling tripping over these verses your speaking nigga say say you spit venom.. I spit curses look at your own devious raps i almost shit myself reading over that bullcrap clean yourself up.. and tell me when your ready dont reply back i wont blame ya but shit if you feel like getting ur skull capped then write me back..
bitch i slaughter your ass with a 9 to your face, put your house up for sale, and fit your with mace, i be rappin for years not a line been misplaced cause i fuck with your sister and aunti all day now the travellers checks they been holdin a while, just a couple more months before i go some more miles to vancouver, quebec, maybe tenesse, rob some bankss smoke some dope and be all youc an be as for you , you can sit and become like they are, a low key, chalked up, smokin cigar with a time and a day and place for your shoes, while they making you work and put up with a ruse
fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
you're freestyle is absurd the worse i've ever heard i'm the illest emcee coming out of vancity battling while high on weed and ecstasy i'm on another level this shits for intellectuals my flows so sick just like the swine flu bling shine so bright it's about to blind you watch you're back i got that knife behind you was that too violent? maybe i should of kept silent but you ain't no sissy so go ahead and try to diss me i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me
hey fana, the only boy i miss funny that i see you rap like this not that you're funny I just love you honey but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap hmm. actually its really hard cuz like I don't even know It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter
yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily but I don't have any "venom" or animosity toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity battling strangers online because their lives are empty
I don't care if your e-penis is bigger you're a sad motherfucker the end.
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote: only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter
yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily but I don't have any "venom" or animosity toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity battling strangers online because their lives are empty
I don't care if your e-penis is bigger you're a sad motherfucker the end.
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote: only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter
yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily but I don't have any "venom" or animosity toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity battling strangers online because their lives are empty
I don't care if your e-penis is bigger you're a sad motherfucker the end.
for some reason i believe this is how you really feel
yall these nerds battle like IT MCs But they missin the point yeah you see that this world is flipped, turned up side down and I'd like to tell you a story....
i dont like a lot of you very much i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such now myself i find to be very great my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight
i see that you don't have a lot of money well, guess what, i have a lot of money
i also drive a really great car it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar it ain't so fancy but its got character the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character
oh, females really like me because i have a lot of money also because im kinda sexy when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army
oh oh oh
i have a wiener dog his name is mc wiener dog he sleeps like a log in the fog not really the weather is nice i will turn your dick into a bag of rice
On October 10 2009 13:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote: i dont like a lot of you very much i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such now myself i find to be very great my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight
i see that you don't have a lot of money well, guess what, i have a lot of money
i also drive a really great car it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar it ain't so fancy but its got character the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character
oh, females really like me because i have a lot of money also because im kinda sexy when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army
oh oh oh
i have a wiener dog his name is mc wiener dog he sleeps like a log in the fog not really the weather is nice i will turn your dick into a bag of rice
LOL
So you think you're great, yet you're the one with no life it's obvious since you had to rhyme the word "money" twice you say you drive a nice car and you got it for 400 dollars sorry that's not the definition of a motherfuckin baller who you think you are trying to test me? you said it yourself you're only "kinda" sexy what's that suppose to mean? you must be uggglyyy
On October 10 2009 13:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote: i dont like a lot of you very much i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such now myself i find to be very great my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight
i see that you don't have a lot of money well, guess what, i have a lot of money
i also drive a really great car it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar it ain't so fancy but its got character the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character
oh, females really like me because i have a lot of money also because im kinda sexy when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army
oh oh oh
i have a wiener dog his name is mc wiener dog he sleeps like a log in the fog not really the weather is nice i will turn your dick into a bag of rice
LOL
So you think you're great, yet you're the one with no life it's obvious since you had to rhyme the word "money" twice you say you drive a nice car and you got it for 400 dollars sorry that's not the definition of a motherfuckin baller who you think you are trying to test me? you said it yourself you're only "kinda" sexy what's that suppose to mean? you must be uggglyyy
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote: freelander is like the lamest name ever I've no shame I also got the yellow fever nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO
I take my time to put on my wizard hat my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet that's all the pleasure it will get cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ
I don't the reason why rap battles exist the losers already know where are the exits all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge
i don't know what you are trying here fana you got the bad attitude mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude my rhymes will knock you out like at 160 ping a double bomb
it seems I'm mistaking you with someone your rap dont have many purposes let alone one Im just helping you prepare for you next ban in the end it doesnt even matter
You think you know me because you read my trolling guide And because you were there when my plane changed the tide But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name, Got addicted and thought you could play the game, I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up, I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge Where I pick up a hammer, sledge Swing it around and hit you in the face Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.
On October 10 2009 07:27 vRoOk wrote: yo yo check it check it 1 2 1 2 check it out..
look at this fucking nerdling thinking he's the shit nigga if your bitchass was on aim id tear you apart bit by bit Gracious is my flow.. every i go Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin where to start.. whata bout 1989 Fanatacist born right ina fucking dumpster 20 years years later this kid thinks he's gangster educated man? cornell he says fuckin trailorshit acting like he got a plan Give him ten minutes TL this joker will come back with lines saying I spent at least an hour on this gangstar rap pff whatever hell thats fine cuz you know what fanta? if you want a real battle I'll be waiting with my 6-barrel nickelplate that I just cant wait to demonstrate I'll leave you mumbling tripping over these verses your speaking nigga say say you spit venom.. I spit curses look at your own devious raps i almost shit myself reading over that bullcrap clean yourself up.. and tell me when your ready dont reply back i wont blame ya but shit if you feel like getting ur skull capped then write me back..
aight..
bring it fanta
By the way guys, you should at least try to be coherent and make things rhyme...
"Gracious is my flow.. every i go Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin where to start.. whata bout 1989"
Also stealing ideas about dumpster babies is pretty low.
unh unh yo yo yo This bitchass kid vrook think he's got skill, It's time to end his dream and give him the red pill, OH here it comes, realization hits, an epiphany That music is your outro not just a symphony The spotlight's fading, you're out of the show When you hit puberty and your dick starts to grow Then you can come back so I can start another attack Show you your shit still whack, in your skull I'll leave a crack Kid you talkin bout guns like you ever held one Spitting bout murders like you ever dealt one Truth is this nigga runs at the sight of blood Frontin like he's a stud, big gangsta dealin bud But truth is gangsta no one falls for your shit You better come up with somethin real to spit Cuz right now you Steve Erkel, I am 50 cent My fame is everlasting, your days are spent You better not respond to this I spit deadly and I never miss Kill you before you get your first kiss Unless you count that one time with your sis.
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote: aite fantascist here goes
you're freestyle is absurd the worse i've ever heard i'm the illest emcee coming out of vancity battling while high on weed and ecstasy i'm on another level this shits for intellectuals my flows so sick just like the swine flu bling shine so bright it's about to blind you watch you're back i got that knife behind you was that too violent? maybe i should of kept silent but you ain't no sissy so go ahead and try to diss me i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me
You accusin me of having weak raps Well it's time to tighten your straps Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition To show you why your pathetic rendition Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore You follow me kid? I don't think so I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b So back down with your attempts to contest The fruits of my lyrical conquest I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote: oh its fana
hey fana, the only boy i miss funny that i see you rap like this not that you're funny I just love you honey but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap hmm. actually its really hard cuz like I don't even know It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro
LOL the turbo on the burner of rice So how you been man, life's nice? How about them girls, Givin them a whirl? Either way man hit me back again I remember when we used to rhyme way back when Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs
Bitchnigga..your 50 cent and im steve urkel? my rhymes are from heaven sent Cuz like me tell ya now I got more dough than Rekrul fitting your cornellass would pick 50 cent
Cuz i can sum your life by his life his pain his strife get rich or die trying? obviously what you have in mind Aint no one told you im the bonjwa of rhymes you think your all hot but no use i know your lieing
Saying I never held a piece another piece of future untold the massacre keep this up and i promise you disaster cuz im just sitting here cleaning my gun spitting fire with no signs or weary or tire only gleaming smiles tells of my fun this time i got a 16 gauge with me here ready to tear your face away if you aint gonna bow down and behave
Gods sent me a final prophecy that by the end of round 3 you'll have on your head the letters En Oh Oh Bee
After all this better keep your ass clenched tight cuz more niggers will want it than Jaleel Whites
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote: only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter
yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily but I don't have any "venom" or animosity toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity battling strangers online because their lives are empty
I don't care if your e-penis is bigger you're a sad motherfucker the end.
Look at you passing judgment like you're a deity I will show you why you're no saint, and I'm divinity I run this rap battle to the end, this is MY city Destroying your rap is what I do, it won't be pretty
Making baseless assumptions like the idiot you are You think your rhymes are scathing but they don't scar My rep is impenetrable, yours is like a graffiti wall, free to mar We both know which one of us goes drinking alone at the bar
So I will end this rap, bring it to closure Before I lose it and give your faults more exposure. THE END.
On October 11 2009 03:28 vRoOk wrote: aight round 2 feeling a bit more warmed up now...
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Bitchnigga..your 50 cent and im steve urkel? my rhymes are from heaven sent Cuz like me tell ya now I got more dough than Rekrul fitting your cornellass would pick 50 cent
Cuz i can sum your life by his life his pain his strife get rich or die trying? obviously what you have in mind Aint no one told you im the bonjwa of rhymes you think your all hot but no use i know your lieing
Saying I never held a piece another piece of future untold the massacre keep this up and i promise you disaster cuz im just sitting here cleaning my gun spitting fire with no signs or weary or tire only gleaming smiles tells of my fun this time i got a 16 gauge with me here ready to tear your face away if you aint gonna bow down and behave
Gods sent me a final prophecy that by the end of round 3 you'll have on your head the letters En Oh Oh Bee
After all this better keep your ass clenched tight cuz more niggers will want it than Jaleel Whites
aight..
GO GO GO
"Cuz like me tell ya " "Cuz i can sum your life by his life" <- Really?
I don't even know where to start Doesn't matter, I'll tear you apart Your English is broken, twisted My rap is raping you, double-fisted You need to try harder to make some sense I don't know if you're handicapped or just dense But your play on words is inexcusable Using the same word twice like its reusable That's a disgrace to this game son, check yourself Before I check you with my shotgun myself You're still speaking of massacres and murder Do I really have to explain further? You're not a gangster, you're not a thug Better get rid of that grin looking smug If I see your face again I will cleave it open Drop your body off an airplane into the ocean Tell your parents so we can celebrate The death of another ingrate
On October 11 2009 03:32 fanatacist wrote: My rep is impenetrable, yours is like a graffiti wall, free to mar We both know which one of us goes drinking alone at the bar
i dont know why but this made me wanna go out and drink all by myself tonight
im actually gonna get a 12 pack right now, done deal. 2:43, perfect time to start getting wasted
On October 11 2009 03:32 fanatacist wrote: My rep is impenetrable, yours is like a graffiti wall, free to mar We both know which one of us goes drinking alone at the bar
i dont know why but this made me wanna go out and drink all by myself tonight
im actually gonna get a 12 pack right now, done deal. 2:43, perfect time to start getting wasted
Drinking alone at a bar is so much worse than chilling at home with a few brews.
wow fanta i must admit im bit surpised your bitch ass didnt submit
so here i go one last time before TL declares the championship aint yours but mine
making fun of my words my rhymes acting like you havent done the same crime in this very thread from time to time
one final say on cornell before you go.. learn to spell dont you know fanatacist it suppose to be fantasist? cuz thats what you are weaving dreams and fantasies thinking your the best rapper ever is like FanTaSy thinking he's gonna win the 2010 Ever
And we all know that aint fucking true even if he is boxer and oov too know that i'm your jaedong imma make you dance in a pretty pink thong then all of TL will see you.. in the spotlight and we'll laugh our nerds ass of all night
Cuz im still coming at you like a tornado and you can fucking run but you cant ever escape Im back by the power of the manifesto.. seven good thing im here to give you a final lesson just like how i had to teach you to masturbate
heres the lesson... now you'll see.. im the best rapper from sea to shining fucking sea so why dont you go back to that garbage dumpster try to start your life over.. start with your diapers cuz i bet you just shit yourself looking at these word i've spit
i aint a gangster i aint a thug but i got me two slugs two for your head just to make sure you dead
On October 11 2009 03:51 vRoOk wrote: wow fanta i must admit im bit surpised your bitch ass didnt submit
so here i go one last time before TL declares the championship aint yours but mine
making fun of my words my rhymes acting like you havent done the same crime in this very thread from time to time
one final say on cornell before you go.. learn to spell dont you know fanatacist it suppose to be fantasist? cuz thats what you are weaving dreams and fantasies thinking your the best rapper ever is like FanTaSy thinking he's gonna win the 2010 Ever
And we all know that aint fucking true even if he is boxer and oov too know that i'm your jaedong imma make you dance in a pretty pink thong then all of TL will see you.. in the spotlight and we'll laugh our nerds ass of all night
Cuz im still coming at you like a tornado and you can fucking run but you cant ever escape Im back by the power of the manifesto.. seven good thing im here to give you a final lesson just like how i had to teach you to masturbate
heres the lesson... now you'll see.. im the best rapper from sea to shining fucking sea so why dont you go back to that garbage dumpster try to start your life over.. start with your diapers cuz i bet you just shit yourself looking at these word i've spit
i aint a gangster i aint a thug but i got me two slugs two for your head just to make sure you dead
[WOOPS I WAS WRONG HERE] and fanatacist has nothing to do with fantasies -_-; Also you still refuse to make certain lines rhyme lol
It's funny to hear you say you didn't expect me here When you're the one trembling, cowering in fear Let me show you the ropes boy, because your game is lackin Think you're a badass but rainbows and sprinkles is all you be packin
I'm coming at you strong like a Himalayan avalanche I'm Zeus, lightning in my hands, on my head an olive branch Smiting your feeble attempts to take my throne and Olympus You're trying so hard to keep up but you just can't get wit dis
Shooting you dead with my lyrical pistol Spitting the best rhymes from here to Bristol Raining fire and brimstone from my podium Security, escort vrook out of the auditorium
This punk thinks he's got a shot at my title He's more ignorant than the Romans in the Bible My divine ascension will be the end of your rope Beyond your reach like the girls you want to grope
Let me break it down for you, once again While I'm pimping it strong you be looking at men While I'm spitting you're sitting there with paper and pen It's time for you to crumple up that rapsheet, friend
And now we come to the conclusion Where I subdue you into contusions Force you back into lonely seclusion Forever shattering your infantile illusions.
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote: gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha
Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote: gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha
Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.
haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote: gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha
Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.
haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.
edit: yet the polls tied
Lol I thought you were for serious battling me and shit, you convinced me you meant business haha xD Thanks btw.
Low exposure right now xP Maybe when all the people I responded to show up we'll see some changes.
~PanN: Thank you my follower. I have returned until my final banning comes on a lonely drunken night.
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote: gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha
Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.
haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.
edit: yet the polls tied
Lol I thought you were for serious battling me and shit, you convinced me you meant business haha xD Thanks btw.
Low exposure right now xP Maybe when all the people I responded to show up we'll see some changes.
~PanN: Thank you my follower. I have returned until my final banning comes on a lonely drunken night.
yea when they come back to see you kicked their noobie rapper ass the score will be soemthing like 50 to 1 for sure even sadder i voted for myself
Nah not serious it just looked like fun.. i've never really rapped and dont listen to hardly hip hop
On October 11 2009 04:17 vRoOk wrote: gotta admit i got better as we went on at least haha
Yea, but you still have stray lines that just stick out and don't tie into anything in terms of rhyme/beat. Maybe we just have different perspectives on rap (and once again I am no expert), but I don't like having freeverse like that, it just makes the flow worse imo.
haha nah your right.. your rhymes are really good.. only an idiot would think I'm better.
edit: yet the polls tied
Lol I thought you were for serious battling me and shit, you convinced me you meant business haha xD Thanks btw.
Low exposure right now xP Maybe when all the people I responded to show up we'll see some changes.
~PanN: Thank you my follower. I have returned until my final banning comes on a lonely drunken night.
yea when they come back to see you kicked their noobie rapper ass the score will be soemthing like 50 to 1 for sure even sadder i voted for myself
Nah not serious it just looked like fun.. i've never really rapped and dont listen to hardly hip hop
but if you ever wanna go again ill win fo sho
I rap once in a while with my friends but not that much and only when I'm high lol. First time I did it I was 15 and was getting high with my friend on a swingset. Oh the good old days.
Lol it's on nigga. Not right now though, leaving soon for CSL and I had to do like 8 just now. You have my contact info.
Ill rap battle you kid, but you have to promise me one thing, If i destroy you you have to post it anyways. ph4ilur3@hotmail. is my msn. hit me up and tell me who you are, i will rap you son ill even rap about bw lol
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote: aite fantascist here goes
you're freestyle is absurd the worse i've ever heard i'm the illest emcee coming out of vancity battling while high on weed and ecstasy i'm on another level this shits for intellectuals my flows so sick just like the swine flu bling shine so bright it's about to blind you watch you're back i got that knife behind you was that too violent? maybe i should of kept silent but you ain't no sissy so go ahead and try to diss me i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me
You accusin me of having weak raps Well it's time to tighten your straps Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition To show you why your pathetic rendition Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore You follow me kid? I don't think so I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b So back down with your attempts to contest The fruits of my lyrical conquest I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.
you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch everything you say, I'll disregard it genesis sega? ya you must be retarded You use a lot of big words congratulations, you sound like a nerd if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath save my raw skills for whoever wants next So come back at me with you're very best I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote: freelander is like the lamest name ever I've no shame I also got the yellow fever nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO
I take my time to put on my wizard hat my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet that's all the pleasure it will get cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ
I don't the reason why rap battles exist the losers already know where are the exits all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge
i don't know what you are trying here fana you got the bad attitude mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude my rhymes will knock you out like at 160 ping a double bomb
it seems I'm mistaking you with someone your rap dont have many purposes let alone one Im just helping you prepare for you next ban in the end it doesnt even matter
You think you know me because you read my trolling guide And because you were there when my plane changed the tide But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name, Got addicted and thought you could play the game, I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up, I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge Where I pick up a hammer, sledge Swing it around and hit you in the face Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.
how could you steal my girl over the net i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk im running a harem you could only dream of ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff
you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job you change syllabel number just about every line that is rapper 101, did you miss the class
speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood
your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity I'm here to demonstrate my superiority you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye you'll have no vision after you finish your lie
you're no Einstein for challenging me like that you should go back to nightshift in Walmart So I don't have to treat you physically Your mind gonna give up automatically
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO. masterdana10@hotmail.com: :3 by.Chris: GO by.Chris: GO by.Chris: GO by.Chris: FASTER by.Chris: START RHYMING masterdana10@hotmail.com: i just gotta believe by.Chris: MORE by.Chris: FASTER by.Chris: MORE RHYMES by.Chris: SPIT HOT FRE by.Chris: FIRE masterdana10@hotmail.com: uughhhoogoogh by.Chris: YOU ARE THE WORST RAPPER EVER
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO. by.Chris: GO by.Chris: FASTER by.Chris: START RHYMING Batters: i have balls like a saddle Batters: so like the halls of a gavel Batters: lick yo scrote like gravel Batters: inside a easy e supremacy white mans democracy Batters: fee fai fo fum Batters: stick a finger up yo bum Batters: HOLLA by.Chris: YOYOYO by.Chris: YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE THIS by.Chris: WHITE HOT DISS by.Chris: FLYIN OFF THE TOP OF THIS TONGUE by.Chris: AS I GET SOME by.Chris: FROM YO MOM by.Chris: HER NAME IS TOM by.Chris: IM LIKE A BOMB by.Chris: NUCLEAR METAPHORS LEAVIN A MUSHROOM CLOUD OF RHYME IN YOUR DISTRICT by.Chris: WHAT RHYMES WITH DISTRICT by.Chris: *b-boy pose*
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote: oh its fana
hey fana, the only boy i miss funny that i see you rap like this not that you're funny I just love you honey but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap hmm. actually its really hard cuz like I don't even know It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro
LOL the turbo on the burner of rice So how you been man, life's nice? How about them girls, Givin them a whirl? Either way man hit me back again I remember when we used to rhyme way back when Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs
Oh.
Well, it's like, my gee-eff she's not the bee-est if you talk about her bee-reasts she's like flat as a board i dont really think she'll grow anymore
she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven" got mind straight from heaven and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings guides me the right way and not to red herrings
well thats that. hmm
starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore but i guess i could download and retrace my steps to the clown road where we trolled 2v2s random and random, me and you
shit was super good man we aint even lost man but i guess thats the deal on us east where random pubbies just feel so free where were zero loss and wins fifty
Before I start a murder scene with this kid named fanatacist, he better practice weeks prior to get him feelin relaxed and shit The fact that I'm battling a dude that claims he's so much Makes me heated and I'm bout to show you why they call me clutch And that isnt the term by which you shift the stick of a manual, Its ur girl complainin that u aint satisfyin, so she asks me "can I shift ur stick though?"
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end Have you got some homies you wanna send I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound I'm the beast the real menace of this blog Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log
Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.
And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!" Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows beating me in a battle though, that might get you close If you do step to me man ima give you a dose Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows Man you could say my shit is like a rose They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.
And now to get personal, and cut you real deep Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores back on your boat son, time to go home Today you've got no chance to touch me, the system protects my dome Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss 1a2a3a your way onto a loss My imba range siege tanks melting your shit All I have to do is micro vults a little bit. So if your done playing games you can type out to me, Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"
EDIT:
Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~
fuck being modest and screw the angolians Just like how kanguskan fucked all but the mongolians fantacist you can still apologize to me you know then i can give you my semen in a bowl
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote: aite fantascist here goes
you're freestyle is absurd the worse i've ever heard i'm the illest emcee coming out of vancity battling while high on weed and ecstasy i'm on another level this shits for intellectuals my flows so sick just like the swine flu bling shine so bright it's about to blind you watch you're back i got that knife behind you was that too violent? maybe i should of kept silent but you ain't no sissy so go ahead and try to diss me i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me
You accusin me of having weak raps Well it's time to tighten your straps Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition To show you why your pathetic rendition Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore You follow me kid? I don't think so I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b So back down with your attempts to contest The fruits of my lyrical conquest I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.
you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch everything you say, I'll disregard it genesis sega? ya you must be retarded You use a lot of big words congratulations, you sound like a nerd if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath save my raw skills for whoever wants next So come back at me with you're very best I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest
Telling me to return with my very best How about two bulletholes in your chest? Metaphorical wounds from this battle Ending your life like slaughtered cattle Calling me a nerd like I give a shit I've fucked dozens, you've never seen a clit So where does that leave you and me? You're at Wendy's serving me a smoothie Jealous of my expensive ride and beautiful girl Realizing that you'll never get either in this world Got me shook you must be mistaking Myself for some other kid who's faking Step away from the mirror son before you cry Trying to come up with rhymes on the fly It's fruitless, TL is my witness, You obviously lack the fitness To compete with me in this arena The crowd, well, they'll forget they've ever seen ya.
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote: freelander is like the lamest name ever I've no shame I also got the yellow fever nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO
I take my time to put on my wizard hat my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet that's all the pleasure it will get cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ
I don't the reason why rap battles exist the losers already know where are the exits all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge
i don't know what you are trying here fana you got the bad attitude mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude my rhymes will knock you out like at 160 ping a double bomb
it seems I'm mistaking you with someone your rap dont have many purposes let alone one Im just helping you prepare for you next ban in the end it doesnt even matter
You think you know me because you read my trolling guide And because you were there when my plane changed the tide But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name, Got addicted and thought you could play the game, I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up, I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge Where I pick up a hammer, sledge Swing it around and hit you in the face Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.
how could you steal my girl over the net i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk im running a harem you could only dream of ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff
you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job you change syllabel number just about every line that is rapper 101, did you miss the class
speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood
your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity I'm here to demonstrate my superiority you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye you'll have no vision after you finish your lie
you're no Einstein for challenging me like that you should go back to nightshift in Walmart So I don't have to treat you physically Your mind gonna give up automatically
Says he has a harem and doesn't aim for a single girl Must explain why you got that shirt with purple furls Let me develop this thought further, you're gay Sucking cock and licking balls every day Citing a harem that has nothing but dicks in it It must be in your asshole, everything fits in it Counting my syllables like this is some poem With a stick in your ass as big as a totem You telling jokes about rapper 101 I find better insults on a wrapper of gum You can't rhyme even if you had Tupac on the phone I can freestyle with scriptures off* the Rosetta stone Here's a hint - if words end with the same three letters It don't mean that they rhyme any better You rhyme like you're remembering a script That kind of shit will get you sent to the crypt With a tag on your foot and a bodybag Your death isn't even a cause to brag Because I destroy kids like you daily If you don't like it, then mail me I will rip you a new one privately So you can give up quietly No one will see your rep get torn Even though it's already outworn In the end I will be the true number 1 You thought you could try to have some fun But my lyrics they beat you, leaving you stunned You'll be so broken you'll need a UN relief fund.
fantacist talks like he's black but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.
Ballislife sounds like some fag A name only thought of by those that want a gag a gag that only i can give, when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid
so lets see what shit you got now you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow" you nerds need to go back to play games life's a bitch only i can handle and tame
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote: oh its fana
hey fana, the only boy i miss funny that i see you rap like this not that you're funny I just love you honey but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap hmm. actually its really hard cuz like I don't even know It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro
LOL the turbo on the burner of rice So how you been man, life's nice? How about them girls, Givin them a whirl? Either way man hit me back again I remember when we used to rhyme way back when Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs
Oh.
Well, it's like, my gee-eff she's not the bee-est if you talk about her bee-reasts she's like flat as a board i dont really think she'll grow anymore
she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven" got mind straight from heaven and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings guides me the right way and not to red herrings
well thats that. hmm
starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore but i guess i could download and retrace my steps to the clown road where we trolled 2v2s random and random, me and you
shit was super good man we aint even lost man but i guess thats the deal on us east where random pubbies just feel so free where were zero loss and wins fifty
lol
Well damn I remember that other girl was well-chested So I assumed in breasts you were invested Glad to hear that she's treating you well Otherwise I'd kill her and send her to hell
Better get that game on that computer Because we are gonna have to tutor Those fags on USEast about bein baller A real pimp, true shot-caller
Until then good luck with all your shit If you ever want to get high I'll give you a hit So come up to Jersey sometime soon We'll party from midnight to noon
On October 13 2009 07:26 YPang wrote: fantacist talks like he's black but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.
Ballislife sounds like some fag A name only thought of by those that want a gag a gag that only i can give, when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid
so lets see what shit you got now you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow" you nerds need to go back to play games life's a bitch only i can handle and tame
I like your last stanza (: Especially the last 2 lines. Good shit. I will get to you in a few lol. Cig break.
On October 12 2009 02:59 QuoC wrote: Before I start a murder scene with this kid named fanatacist, he better practice weeks prior to get him feelin relaxed and shit The fact that I'm battling a dude that claims he's so much Makes me heated and I'm bout to show you why they call me clutch And that isnt the term by which you shift the stick of a manual, Its ur girl complainin that u aint satisfyin, so she asks me "can I shift ur stick though?"
"QuoC your shit barely rhymes, fix it up if you want to give me a real challenge" I guess you decided against it, but I'll rape you anyways...
Unfortunate that you already used your whole repertoire Because I'm ready to rip you one as I chug Pinot Noir You say you're heated well I'm cold as Siberian ice I will show you why your 7 lines won't suffice It's like your penis, about half as long as it should be For you to have any kind of advantage over me You talk about how you satisfied my girl well then why Is her pussy still tight while your girls is always dry Wanting that lovin I gave her that one time back in July Bring up my name, I'm sure she'll give you a reason to cry.
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end Have you got some homies you wanna send I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound I'm the beast the real menace of this blog Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log
Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.
And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!" Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows beating me in a battle though, that might get you close If you do step to me man ima give you a dose Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows Man you could say my shit is like a rose They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.
And now to get personal, and cut you real deep Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores back on your boat son, time to go home Today you've got no chance to touch me, the system protects my dome Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss 1a2a3a your way onto a loss My imba range siege tanks melting your shit All I have to do is micro vults a little bit. So if your done playing games you can type out to me, Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"
EDIT:
Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~
You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D
Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal Your name is like some girly anime reel Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict But you need to get your facts straight You sound like you are trying to masturbate Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly It's time to wave your dreams good-bye You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland
You say you want to get personal, well here it is written: My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittens I hope you find out something worthwhile Because so far you sound like a child Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo I should just stop here, I'm done with you But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue I am going to turn you upside down and spin you I want all these people here to watch you stumble Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr
So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot Give me some info, some details if you dare I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground Choking, unable to utter a sound Give you an epiphany about your entire life Your future: no job and an ugly wife Your past: getting bullied in gym class Your present: never getting any ass Now tell me if that isn't spot on And I'll say no, you're dead wrong I have the clerical vision To make that decision When you sit and think about yourself You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf Easy to read like "See Spot Run" You thought you were unique well let me tell you Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you
On October 12 2009 12:57 YPang wrote: fuck being modest and screw the angolians Just like how kanguskan fucked all but the mongolians fantacist you can still apologize to me you know then i can give you my semen in a bowl
YPang your boy already tried taking a stand for you His flow makes sense at least, that much is true You should just shut up and pretend to forget Because even he couldn't get me to regret The brutal stomping I gave you last page So please crawl away from the stage You don't belong here, with your spelling errors If you keep rhyming I'll make sure to give you terrors About that one time you thought you could rap But only ended up with your ass loaded with caps.
On October 13 2009 07:26 YPang wrote: fantacist talks like he's black but kids knows he ain't nothing but wack white as fuck with pic that looks like a cat It is true he's a pussy, but i got my gat.
Ballislife sounds like some fag A name only thought of by those that want a gag a gag that only i can give, when deepthroat your mom while you watch kid
so lets see what shit you got now you ain't gonna suprise me, i ain't gonna go "wow" you nerds need to go back to play games life's a bitch only i can handle and tame
You've got some decent rhymes but you gotta get rid of the slack So many lines that don't rhyme, you'd give Poe a heart attack Clean up your game, learn some new words and take a week off, Maybe when you come back you won't be whiter than Hasslehoff
You say I can't surprise you - that's because I ain't got one, Me raping you is not a surprise to anyone,* In this game I am Germany, you are France, I enjoy guns and killing, you love dance. In other words, you're the vagina, not me Anyone with a pair of eyes can see You have on a tu-tu and a* corset* I have a Gatling* gun attached to my 'Vette Now tell me which one of those is more pimp Think objectively, forget you are a gimp Maybe you'll see that you should give up now Because I have sewn the harvest, and I'm ready to plow
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end Have you got some homies you wanna send I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound I'm the beast the real menace of this blog Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log
Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.
And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!" Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows beating me in a battle though, that might get you close If you do step to me man ima give you a dose Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows Man you could say my shit is like a rose They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.
And now to get personal, and cut you real deep Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores back on your boat son, time to go home Today you've got no chance to touch me, the system protects my dome Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss 1a2a3a your way onto a loss My imba range siege tanks melting your shit All I have to do is micro vults a little bit. So if your done playing games you can type out to me, Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"
EDIT:
Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~
You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D
Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal Your name is like some girly anime reel Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict But you need to get your facts straight You sound like you are trying to masturbate Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly It's time to wave your dreams good-bye You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland
You say you want to get personal, well here it is written: My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittens I hope you find out something worthwhile Because so far you sound like a child Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo I should just stop here, I'm done with you But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue I am going to turn you upside down and spin you I want all these people here to watch you stumble Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr
So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot Give me some info, some details if you dare I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground Choking, unable to utter a sound Give you an epiphany about your entire life Your future: no job and an ugly wife Your past: getting bullied in gym class Your present: never getting any ass Now tell me if that isn't spot on And I'll say no, you're dead wrong I have the clerical vision To make that decision When you sit and think about yourself You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf Easy to read like "See Spot Run" You thought you were unique well let me tell you Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you
It's the legendary DREAM-JOY up in this Fanatacist it's time to step up boy it's really time to diss I was showing you my C-game before But now it's time to secure my lead in terms of score Leave you so butthurt and leave you so sore Let me show how I flow and how I go toe-to-toe White guy freestyle show you my supreme style
You love kittens? Well i'm the big dog You pussy ass kittycat bout to get shred I come right at you like the predator through the fog I'll put you to your rest, but it won't be in a bed By the time i'm finished tearing you your gonna wish that you were dead If I have to I will pump you full of Kilograms of lead Come at you harder than when your gf gave me head
And now to spit some fire straight into your headspace Your whiter than vanilla ice with mayonnaise on his face You weak little rapper, ,take a step back or get dropped by the DREAMER You talk about my sound? And not above a mumble Just because i'm being nice, and trying to be humble Well it's time to cancel that and show you my power Just like Goku man its over nine thousand So i'll give you some time to come straight back at me Though I know you can't freestyle, so you have 1 hour In that space of time I'll come back and see Just why you cannot touch a true Gee like me.
Your stabs at me are weak boy you gotta see They don't even touch me They feel like pinpricks This shit is just physics I'm large like an Onyx and your tiny like toothpicks Try to war me kid I just come back like the Phoenix And now i'ma let you in on a little of my tactics I make you look like a chump, while I look like a maverick I know i'm pretty godlike but son don't panic You can get it all to end by saying "DREAM, you the shit"
Now as for Yang we gotta roll, Yang we gotta bounce Get back to swbk I wanna finish this trounce I'm raping him TL, I thought i'd just announce His raps make no sense, like he just smoked an ounce So Yang your looking weak, and our friendship I must just denounce Unless you step back up to me, quit acting like a pussy You better sit back and type out. G fucking G.
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote: fantascist obviously has no life Posting and replying and losing his wife Everything was going well for him Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge
I'm god like hero from the afterlife looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme So you don't come here wasting all of our time Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while And something will come out that's worthwhile Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile So that you could maybe respond with some style Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
So this is how I roll, kid you just trounced my friend I'm not his savior but i'll still bring you to your end Have you got some homies you wanna send I'll one of the real rappers like those in the hood I see you trouncing noobs here you gotta be feelin pretty good But im gonna erase that face and get rid of your grin By the time the race is done we all know i've got the win I look round' see these kids they're all fucking around But your about to get a lesson, cos i've got a fresh sound I'm the beast the real menace of this blog Bit bigger, better, stronger than these kids in your chat log
Now fana you know I got some style and some swagger And you just sitting there like a grocery store bagger But if you give me your facebook my rhymes will just get hotter I'll see your pics + info and my stabs will just get better I need a bit of info, can't keep posting random insults I need some salt for your wounds so I can improve these results And you better know I won't troll you, cus we all adults.
And now I want you to reply, to hear you talking trash If I get around to replying my shit is gonna be a smash All these wannabe gangster Americans will say "DREAM, YOU SO CAAAAASH!" Rhyming words together doesn't make you king of flows beating me in a battle though, that might get you close If you do step to me man ima give you a dose Of the sharpest words around, son everybody knows Man you could say my shit is like a rose They also look so good and you know they score me hoes.
And now to get personal, and cut you real deep Step to me from Angola, and i'll really make you weep Get stopped by customs on the way unable to miss ya Don't know if your just visiting or here to start a milita Don't mean to be racist, but kid you'll never touch our shores steal our kfc, our bikes, and call our women whores back on your boat son, time to go home Today you've got no chance to touch me, the system protects my dome Just like the Asians clean up at the spelling bee I'll sit here talking trash spit my rhymes like a killing spree Almost like a gatling, im coming at you like bullets Harder faster stronger than a rush of zealots Now i'm onto broodwar, you pussy ass protoss 1a2a3a your way onto a loss My imba range siege tanks melting your shit All I have to do is micro vults a little bit. So if your done playing games you can type out to me, Im just sittin, waiting for you to say "GG"
EDIT:
Im not racist or anything, but I really prefer rap battles where they comment on personal material. All I know about Fanatacist is that he is from Angola, and plays protoss. So that is all I could comment on. No disrespect to those from Angola yo!~
You're good and I respect the GM (: This will be fun. I also don't have anything on you or anyone else here (except QuoC HAHA) so I can't unleash my full potential either ;D
Dream-joy what the fuck is your deal Your name is like some girly anime reel Your rhymes are simple, easy to predict I'm not trying to be hard on you or strict But you need to get your facts straight You sound like you are trying to masturbate Grunting out words that wouldn't kill a fly It's time to wave your dreams good-bye You're not the baddest kid stop taking a stand Only place where you're "hood" is Disneyland
You say you want to get personal, well here it is written: My page is facebook dot com slash ilovekittens I hope you find out something worthwhile Because so far you sound like a child Rhyming about siege tanks and blue goo I should just stop here, I'm done with you But you put in some effort, I guess I'll continue I am going to turn you upside down and spin you I want all these people here to watch you stumble Barely audible, incapable of going above a mumble Dizzy from the dissonance of your own foolish words Your flow repetitious like an emo band's chords Sounding like a kindergartner trying to slurr While my rhymes fly by you, a fucking blurr
So it's your turn to step up, to show me what you got And no I don't mean how much gold is in your WoW pot Give me some info, some details if you dare I will drop some shit on you that'll make you stare Eyes in disbelief, jaw fallin to the ground Choking, unable to utter a sound Give you an epiphany about your entire life Your future: no job and an ugly wife Your past: getting bullied in gym class Your present: never getting any ass Now tell me if that isn't spot on And I'll say no, you're dead wrong I have the clerical vision To make that decision When you sit and think about yourself You'll realize you're just a book on a shelf Easy to read like "See Spot Run" You thought you were unique well let me tell you Even if I paid people to listen, I still couldn't sell you
It's the legendary DREAM-JOY up in this Fanatacist it's time to step up boy it's really time to diss I was showing you my C-game before But now it's time to secure my lead in terms of score Leave you so butthurt and leave you so sore Let me show how I flow and how I go toe-to-toe White guy freestyle show you my supreme style
You love kittens? Well i'm the big dog You pussy ass kittycat bout to get shred I come right at you like the predator through the fog I'll put you to your rest, but it won't be in a bed By the time i'm finished tearing you your gonna wish that you were dead If I have to I will pump you full of Kilograms of lead Come at you harder than when your gf gave me head
And now to spit some fire straight into your headspace Your whiter than vanilla ice with mayonnaise on his face You weak little rapper, ,take a step back or get dropped by the DREAMER You talk about my sound? And not above a mumble Just because i'm being nice, and trying to be humble Well it's time to cancel that and show you my power Just like Goku man its over nine thousand So i'll give you some time to come straight back at me Though I know you can't freestyle, so you have 1 hour In that space of time I'll come back and see Just why you cannot touch a true Gee like me.
Your stabs at me are weak boy you gotta see They don't even touch me They feel like pinpricks This shit is just physics I'm large like an Onyx and your tiny like toothpicks Try to war me kid I just come back like the Phoenix And now i'ma let you in on a little of my tactics I make you look like a chump, while I look like a maverick I know i'm pretty godlike but son don't panic You can get it all to end by saying "DREAM, you the shit"
Now as for Yang we gotta roll, Yang we gotta bounce Get back to swbk I wanna finish this trounce I'm raping him TL, I thought i'd just announce His raps make no sense, like he just smoked an ounce So Yang your looking weak, and our friendship I must just denounce Unless you step back up to me, quit acting like a pussy You better sit back and type out. G fucking G.
Wattup.
I come back from dinner and what do I see Little Dean Nichols came out to play with me I've got bad news for you kid you better get out I don't like punks with less charisma than a beansprout You had the balls to diss my profile picture When you look like a rat-worm mixture Trying to look cool with your beer bottle Let me break it to you, you're not "full throttle" No one likes you half as much as you do You'll try to counter that but it'll be nothing new Citing your birthday with your ugly-ass crew As if they care about you more than the next brew The real story here is how you managed to trick women To coming to your party when you look like a fat demon I'm guessing there were some roofies involved Added to their low intelligence - problem solved Yea I noticed that you're heavy-set like Rosie O'Donnel I'll make you lose some weight, run you down the Holland Tunnel Your chunky ass jiggling and your asscrack sweating While my Acura gives you a lovetap you won't be forgetting You think you're tough, maybe even won a few fights I'm pretty sure they were on a mountain at night Punk comes out to fight you, you roll down hill Cause an avalanche, claim you won like you got skill Let me break it to you kid, it ain't hard being fat All you gotta do is pound them burgers and KitKats That way every kid on the street can look like you Overweight guy thinking he's tough and true Just because you're 200 lbs and 5 foot 2 Too bad you are 50% lard and 50% bullshit Lips so swollen from sucking cock you can't even spit Oh wait you didn't tell anyone you were gay? Sorry but it's not a secret, it's plain as day Rapping about video games and Onyx You must have had that Pokemon Hooked on Phonics That's not enough to get you anywhere in this battle So bend down and get yourself a saddle I'll be riding your dumbass all night long Don't get your hopes up, I don't want your schlong You'll just be my slave, and I am the master Making you burn that weight, faster, faster
Now that I showed you that your girls and bros ain't shit Let me start denouncing your raps, which you think are a hit You have some signs of talent here and there Although hypocrisy is your strong suit, I don't care Calling me whiter than Vanilla Ice, that's okay, Inside you're more of a fag than Tay Zonday, Singing about chocolate rain, that's my shit coming down, A destructive tsunami washing you out of this town, Not that you care, as long as you have your Pokemon Red Masturbating to Misty in your Team Rocket bed And what the fuck did you just talk about DBZ How can you even make it that easy, now it's just 1-2-3 Here is how I see it, straight and simple: You're a nerd with a thousand pimples Covering up his anime addiction With some alcoholic fiction Secretly sneaking snickers To fully fatigue your fingers Unwrapping the wrappers Imitating B.I.G., the famous rapper Not in sound but in size It's time to recognize That you need to chill with the lard Stop looking at men to get hard Get out of your bed, fix your shit Maybe jog* a little, get fit Then you'll get some pussy, if you keep your mouth shut Put down that razorblade, it's not yet time to cut I know I've been brutal but you still have hope First you have to get off this slippery slope Because any beef you got with me has got to go Before I end you with my omnipotent flow Oh wait, it's too late, you're already dead Bullet shot straight through your empty head Rest in peace, and honestly, God bless How big a hole to dig for you, no one can assess.
You call me fat but your an emo little bitch Your losing all your weight when blood drips from your wrists Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size Like Godzilla stomping on your shit no-one even meets my eyes I'm larger than you all, larger than life. Wanna war with me you need more than a gun or a knife Compare me to iNcontrol I bench press the world If it will impress her, I will bench press your girl And if my pecs get tired than I will start to curl Cos i'm still a muscly beast, and the you gotta learn is that I love to feast I love to feast on fakeass faggots like yourself You gotta know this cos protein is good for your health
Your profile pics not the only little bitch i'm gonna diss A handful of your friends are gonna cop a dose of this Olver+Andy both your boyfriends? Your only photo album dedicated to them Even the two asians are twice your size, getting in on a relationship I must condemn Involving a giraffe and all wtf is that, homo, beastiality what else are you into? You must get around town, causing some mayhem but now i'm done with them, I bid them Adieu Moving on to little Vivian, she's looking quite cute. Gotta be a shame that she fucking hates you So send her on through brother send me her number When I finish with her i'll move onto another And the final of your whack ass friends I gotta diss Can't pronounce her last name but its something like this "Esquivel" man even she knows your gay Talking bout your train of thought she fucking raped you that day I would diss your friends more, but its a sad fucking scene I cannot say no more because you got no friends on your team The rest came to me, they know i'm the king They all just wanna let me command them like they lings
You Russian little communist time to take a seat Democracy and Capitalism we are gonna bring the heat Just like in world war 2 my sides gonna win the war While you can sit there and become some Germans little whore I can continue to spin this fucking racist shit, but I know its not fair It's becaue i'm Australian and you can't touch our lair Land of the kings, the beasts and the best. I could even get GTR to come attest It's no contest, we win hands down. From wherever you come from we still take the crown
You comment on my party, I find this shit funny The last birthday he hung with anyone it was with his "mummy" You got no fucking friends, I have to have a laugh In school they would always push you on your ass laugh and laugh and laugh, at the nerd you really are Can't do any sports and can't run very far A lonely little geek, a nerd with no friends go and get some life skills i've seen these sort of trends Sprial through depression, Sprial through the rage Murder-suicide newspaper first page Greg Schultz does the name ring a bell? The guy who was living in his own personal hell In a few years kid thats gonna be you get out and socialise instead of smoking on your own Before you have to bust a cap in your own dome.
Maybe Roofies were involved? Women wanna score with me But like MC Hammer man I'm like a god that can't be touched The women really want this so they try to drug me Your mother for example, she wants to get hitched But I gotta let her know that she cannot have this
You think your good at pool, playing like a tool Your scrawny ass bitch arms couldn't even move the cue And I don't mean to be cruel but man you better gain some weight An anorexic, bullemic emo man i'll eat you like lunchmeat Try to test me and you'll meet a deadly fate I might weigh alot, but you weigh next to nothing Can't be healthy fucker go and eat something I like how I was right about you taking like an hour Freestyle ain't your game, get back to your corner. Cower. Leave this shit to the real men please Your embarrasing us all, I just have gotta plead GTFO its what we all really need Making all freestylers look as lame as Ron Paul
So that's where i'm gonna leave it for an hour or two Better do some study, its what I need to do I'l leave you sitting here an uneducationed stoner queer But while i'm gone try to score a bitch and build a career Your life is down the shitter right now I gotta say Probably live in your mothers basement playing GTA
EDIT: Also to the mods, this is all supposed to be in good fun. I don't really hold that view of Russians, or his friends (Except Vivian). And To Fana, you fucking schooled me this last verse. But i'll come back stronger man! ~.~
On October 10 2009 11:33 SayaSP wrote: oh its fana
hey fana, the only boy i miss funny that i see you rap like this not that you're funny I just love you honey but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap hmm. actually its really hard cuz like I don't even know It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro
LOL the turbo on the burner of rice So how you been man, life's nice? How about them girls, Givin them a whirl? Either way man hit me back again I remember when we used to rhyme way back when Get on Polyflower and we can stomp some noobs Then you can show me some pics of your girlfriend's boobs
Oh.
Well, it's like, my gee-eff she's not the bee-est if you talk about her bee-reasts she's like flat as a board i dont really think she'll grow anymore
she's like, hmm, i guess four' eleven" got mind straight from heaven and she's the one that helps me keep my bearings guides me the right way and not to red herrings
well thats that. hmm
starcraft, i dunno if i have that installed anymore nah i dont remember where the disc is anymore but i guess i could download and retrace my steps to the clown road where we trolled 2v2s random and random, me and you
shit was super good man we aint even lost man but i guess thats the deal on us east where random pubbies just feel so free where were zero loss and wins fifty
lol
Well damn I remember that other girl was well-chested So I assumed in breasts you were invested Glad to hear that she's treating you well Otherwise I'd kill her and send her to hell
Better get that game on that computer Because we are gonna have to tutor Those fags on USEast about bein baller A real pimp, true shot-caller
Until then good luck with all your shit If you ever want to get high I'll give you a hit So come up to Jersey sometime soon We'll party from midnight to noon
;D
oh.
I gave the other girl up dude Then I gave my own life a reboot. And besides, she was still in school not that I don't like young girls they still make me drool
now im good though, my girl is acting her age i put some old demons back in their cage not that new family problems arent makin me rage oh well, it's not like no ones got em somebody's had dudes rob them
but yea dude i dunno if im still into sc im prob rusty as hell and pretty free and high is good im down with that maybe one day we'll chill on a dock with fat blunts and fishermans hats
On October 10 2009 11:27 BalliSLife wrote: aite fantascist here goes
you're freestyle is absurd the worse i've ever heard i'm the illest emcee coming out of vancity battling while high on weed and ecstasy i'm on another level this shits for intellectuals my flows so sick just like the swine flu bling shine so bright it's about to blind you watch you're back i got that knife behind you was that too violent? maybe i should of kept silent but you ain't no sissy so go ahead and try to diss me i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me
You accusin me of having weak raps Well it's time to tighten your straps Because I'll take you on a ride, an expedition To show you why your pathetic rendition Of this lyrical battle of concoction is asinine Like a kindergartner who's twenty-nine You're mentally incapacitated it's almost a crime For me to hate on you this hard but I'll do my time Busting little fags like you is worth the sentence As you fade away I make my dramatic entrance I'm on stage now leading the crowd wrecking speakers With my lines fresher than new Nike sneakers Blasting you away with the metaphorical downpour I am like a king you are like a whore from Singapore You follow me kid? I don't think so I will wreck you like a ship in the seas of Calypso I stomp you lyrically physically and mentally Smash you so hard I will have to go repenting b So back down with your attempts to contest The fruits of my lyrical conquest I am the final boss the end-all the alpha and omega You're still sitting at home playing your genesis Sega.
you have got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit I came here to battle, not listen to some bitch everything you say, I'll disregard it genesis sega? ya you must be retarded You use a lot of big words congratulations, you sound like a nerd if I'm mentally incapacitated and it's a crime then you should be arrested cause you can't fucking rhyme I'll stop right here and try to catch my breath save my raw skills for whoever wants next So come back at me with you're very best I got you shook you're fucked just like the rest
Telling me to return with my very best How about two bulletholes in your chest? Metaphorical wounds from this battle Ending your life like slaughtered cattle Calling me a nerd like I give a shit I've fucked dozens, you've never seen a clit So where does that leave you and me? You're at Wendy's serving me a smoothie Jealous of my expensive ride and beautiful girl Realizing that you'll never get either in this world Got me shook you must be mistaking Myself for some other kid who's faking Step away from the mirror son before you cry Trying to come up with rhymes on the fly It's fruitless, TL is my witness, You obviously lack the fitness To compete with me in this arena The crowd, well, they'll forget they've ever seen ya.
After twenty four hours I really expected more don't give me that lame excuse, oh a "broken keyboard" you see, i don't even need a good beat cause in a rap battle you gotta be quick on your feet you think you're a pimp cause you said you fucked dozens it's a shame since they were all you're cousins so you have an expensive ride and beautiful girl? nah, you're just high in you're imaginary world getting a chance to battle me, you should really cherish it cause making this thread was really an embarrassment it's clear that i'm on a different level leave rap alone and try heavy metal messing with me gotcha your head all crazy with shit like that it don't even phase me i'm SICK wit it!
MAN ITS FUCKING COLD TIME FOR YOU LITTLE BITCHES TO GET ROLLED THIS THREAD SENDING ME INTO RAGES YEAH CAPS LOCK IS ON CUZ IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS GOT TO SIX PAGES IM TL'S TROLLING DON WAKE UP START MY DAY WITH HOT COFFEE END THEM BY SCORING WINS LIKE MIKE BOSSY NAH WHO MY KIDDIN THE ISLES GOIN TO KANSAS CITY SAME SQUAD DIFFERENT CITY—THAT TEAM STILL SHITTY KINDA LIKE FANTAS RAP KIDS LIKE A DOGGY BAG FILLED WITH CRAP I GOT THE MODS ON PAYROLL DONT BELIEVE ME? FAKESTEVE WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD ROLL YEAH KID THIS MY NERD RAP MY MAGNUM OPUS YOUR VERSES ARE A MEME LIKE ACKBAR'S TRAP GO HANG YOURSELF—ILL SHOW YOU WHERE THE ROPE IS
(for awesome rap, gol isten to gangstaar or nas... my friend has me keep on listening to lupe fiasco, he reminds me of what kanye would be like if kanye wasnt a total shithead)
I would pay, to see lupe but kanye? only if its fray lol, yeah that dudes such a dick but whatever still makin money and shit i don't even know why he coulda been a nice guy but he aint so swift and now his life needs a lift. yeah, it must have been the henny but other dudes rap too and they aint even have any
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote: freelander is like the lamest name ever I've no shame I also got the yellow fever nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO
I take my time to put on my wizard hat my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet that's all the pleasure it will get cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ
I don't the reason why rap battles exist the losers already know where are the exits all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge
i don't know what you are trying here fana you got the bad attitude mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude my rhymes will knock you out like at 160 ping a double bomb
it seems I'm mistaking you with someone your rap dont have many purposes let alone one Im just helping you prepare for you next ban in the end it doesnt even matter
You think you know me because you read my trolling guide And because you were there when my plane changed the tide But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name, Got addicted and thought you could play the game, I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up, I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge Where I pick up a hammer, sledge Swing it around and hit you in the face Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.
how could you steal my girl over the net i dont even aim for a single gal you jerk im running a harem you could only dream of ok now i am gonna let you in the playoff
you are talking about rhymes making virgins cum what about my rhytm that just make bitches quit their job you change syllabel number just about every line that is rapper 101, did you miss the class
speaking of syllabels, your sylabus also suck i cant imagine you got any sylph to fuck you think i'm a crackhead, no stuff further from the truth im the one who's spreading stuff in your neighborhood
your pathetic sister licks my toes to give her the daily fix not worthy to touch me, my boys will teach her with the sticks I didn't come here just to test your weak sanity I'm here to demonstrate my superiority you'r just spitting cause I am like sulphur in your eye you'll have no vision after you finish your lie
you're no Einstein for challenging me like that you should go back to nightshift in Walmart So I don't have to treat you physically Your mind gonna give up automatically
Says he has a harem and doesn't aim for a single girl Must explain why you got that shirt with purple furls Let me develop this thought further, you're gay Sucking cock and licking balls every day Citing a harem that has nothing but dicks in it It must be in your asshole, everything fits in it Counting my syllables like this is some poem With a stick in your ass as big as a totem You telling jokes about rapper 101 I find better insults on a wrapper of gum You can't rhyme even if you had Tupac on the phone I can freestyle with scriptures off* the Rosetta stone Here's a hint - if words end with the same three letters It don't mean that they rhyme any better You rhyme like you're remembering a script That kind of shit will get you sent to the crypt With a tag on your foot and a bodybag Your death isn't even a cause to brag Because I destroy kids like you daily If you don't like it, then mail me I will rip you a new one privately So you can give up quietly No one will see your rep get torn Even though it's already outworn In the end I will be the true number 1 You thought you could try to have some fun But my lyrics they beat you, leaving you stunned You'll be so broken you'll need a UN relief fund.
wowowow bending my reality projecting out your homosexuality insults? whatever man, I don't care a real alpha doesn't work like that
you still overrate rhyming in general I'll surely mention that at your funeral speaking high, insulting, thinking you're getting all I'm gonna teach you a lesson, phenomenal
You will wonder how I beat you with no insults alpha males don't care 'bout second rate brattos you ooze fake confidence, anyone can feel that sweating to get gangsta, a fake niga or even someone who can freestyle over the net. Layman.
I can't give up this.. cause this is not a battle you're just embarassing yourself.. for me what a hassle you can't even drink still for a good year loser your only chance getting high downloading iDoser
On October 13 2009 10:57 DREAM-JOY wrote: You call me fat but your an emo little bitch Your losing all your weight when blood drips from your wrists Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size Like Godzilla stomping on your shit no-one even meets my eyes I'm larger than you all, larger than life. Wanna war with me you need more than a gun or a knife Compare me to iNcontrol I bench press the world If it will impress her, I will bench press your girl And if my pecs get tired than I will start to curl Cos i'm still a muscly beast, and the you gotta learn is that I love to feast I love to feast on fakeass faggots like yourself You gotta know this cos protein is good for your health
Your profile pics not the only little bitch i'm gonna diss A handful of your friends are gonna cop a dose of this Olver+Andy both your boyfriends? Your only photo album dedicated to them Even the two asians are twice your size, getting in on a relationship I must condemn Involving a giraffe and all wtf is that, homo, beastiality what else are you into? You must get around town, causing some mayhem but now i'm done with them, I bid them Adieu Moving on to little Vivian, she's looking quite cute. Gotta be a shame that she fucking hates you So send her on through brother send me her number When I finish with her i'll move onto another And the final of your whack ass friends I gotta diss Can't pronounce her last name but its something like this "Esquivel" man even she knows your gay Talking bout your train of thought she fucking raped you that day I would diss your friends more, but its a sad fucking scene I cannot say no more because you got no friends on your team The rest came to me, they know i'm the king They all just wanna let me command them like they lings
You Russian little communist time to take a seat Democracy and Capitalism we are gonna bring the heat Just like in world war 2 my sides gonna win the war While you can sit there and become some Germans little whore I can continue to spin this fucking racist shit, but I know its not fair It's becaue i'm Australian and you can't touch our lair Land of the kings, the beasts and the best. I could even get GTR to come attest It's no contest, we win hands down. From wherever you come from we still take the crown
You comment on my party, I find this shit funny The last birthday he hung with anyone it was with his "mummy" You got no fucking friends, I have to have a laugh In school they would always push you on your ass laugh and laugh and laugh, at the nerd you really are Can't do any sports and can't run very far A lonely little geek, a nerd with no friends go and get some life skills i've seen these sort of trends Sprial through depression, Sprial through the rage Murder-suicide newspaper first page Greg Schultz does the name ring a bell? The guy who was living in his own personal hell In a few years kid thats gonna be you get out and socialise instead of smoking on your own Before you have to bust a cap in your own dome.
Maybe Roofies were involved? Women wanna score with me But like MC Hammer man I'm like a god that can't be touched The women really want this so they try to drug me Your mother for example, she wants to get hitched But I gotta let her know that she cannot have this
You think your good at pool, playing like a tool Your scrawny ass bitch arms couldn't even move the cue And I don't mean to be cruel but man you better gain some weight An anorexic, bullemic emo man i'll eat you like lunchmeat Try to test me and you'll meet a deadly fate I might weigh alot, but you weigh next to nothing Can't be healthy fucker go and eat something I like how I was right about you taking like an hour Freestyle ain't your game, get back to your corner. Cower. Leave this shit to the real men please Your embarrasing us all, I just have gotta plead GTFO its what we all really need Making all freestylers look as lame as Ron Paul
So that's where i'm gonna leave it for an hour or two Better do some study, its what I need to do I'l leave you sitting here an uneducationed stoner queer But while i'm gone try to score a bitch and build a career Your life is down the shitter right now I gotta say Probably live in your mothers basement playing GTA
EDIT: Also to the mods, this is all supposed to be in good fun. I don't really hold that view of Russians, or his friends (Except Vivian). And To Fana, you fucking schooled me this last verse. But i'll come back stronger man! ~.~
Okay kid here is where you made your biggest blunder: Stepping into this ring, even your parents from down under Will feel the full wrath of my lyrical thunder Like your sister's vag when I tore her asunder When I gunned her fucked her tried to refund her Like that time your mom redialed your boyfriend's* number Him picking up the phone calling you his "boy wonder" Talking about how your* anal riches he will plunder Anyone who steps to me making accusations Needs to* keep his eye on his reputation I'll destroy you, take you out of this equation I'll add this, for your information Your gay lifestyle is an incrimination Women make your penis experience deflation Touching guys in your pathetic inebriation So for the next line I will use this citation: "Infact I gotta say that i'm PROUD about my size" That's sad, considering it's extra large like your fries Keep at it, chunky, since you can't visualize What you'll become as your heart cries "YOU EAT THAT BURGER I WILL STOP BEATING" You don't give a fuck, to you eating is like breathing The only place where you don't do it is underwater It's time for you to stop being such a martyr You losing this battle won't help anyone Just like you being a virgin until you're twenty-one It's just pathetic, a waste of my time My time is money, your life is worth a dime That's how much I pay per round of ammo So be ready, bitch better sleep in your camo
On your rep I will drop a monster deuce While your sister still leaking her cherry juice After I stuck my dick into her tight snatch Put my meat in the oven and prepared the next batch Cover her face in cum like yours in acne If I need help I have 20 niggas back me We'll start a no-holes-barred bukkake Your sister shouting in joy all day You call me an emo kid well that's too bad You're the one leaking more than a used maxi pad Crying in front of the mirror, your cankles aching Because walking up stairs for you is back-breaking This punk thinks because he big he's got muscle Bitch who you think you were trying to hussle I see those jelly rolls every time you try to brawl In the end it's always you making the 911 call Trying to pick you up, but the medics can't Even the helicopter flew at a slant When you got to the hospital, your doctor said "Your fat absorbed the hits, you should have been dead But there's nothing we can do about your head It's still inadequately shaped like your toolshed" You know what I mean, or do I need to draw you a picture? Your stomach blocks the view, a permanent fixture* Probably don't even know what your junk looks like To get over your stomach it would take a four day hike You said "I'm larger than you all," what a big surprise As if by seeing your spherical body I wouldn't surmise That you could fall off a building and make the ground shake Or that your diet only consists of mayonnaise cheese steak
Moving on to your next point, me and my friends being gay, I would explain this in detail but I don't have all day Basically we're secure with our sexuality So we don't experience that duality When we look at a man, and in reality I know you get hard off of David Cassidy So stop deflecting your desires on me Or I'll send you to the great beyond b Talking about how Vivian hates me nigga you must be retarded I fucked her last month, last time you tried sex you farted Thinking you can talk shit to me because it looks like I dumped a bitch When the closest you've been to a woman is a guy named Mitch That one time when you got lonely and started chatting on AIM Thinking that it would help you boost your pimp game You fell for the girl who made your heart twist But it ended up a disaster - Mitch is on Meghan's List You found out but still went over to his home Then you pleaded Stockholm Syndrome When the cops finally found you, they gagged and bound you As you were fucking Mitch's dead body, cold as a statue Apparently you sat on him and his ribcage broke Pierced his lungs, so he started to choke But you used this chance to get some pleasure So you turned him over and inserted your member Where into I won't even venture a guess I guess now I will take a moment and digress To tell you that you shouldn't have started this mess If you were only going to last two rounds at best Before you admitted* I schooled you, bitch I tooled you Made you my bitch and fucking ruled you Your best insult being that I play GTA The rest of your venom is simply MIA
this shit is hilarious no need to be glorious, being the biggest shit, I'm taking your paper like spreadsheet you're douching up the thread with your bag of tampon, making that cleenex fill half-a-ton reserve the verse to make matters worse you eating heroine while I'm shooting some bad-ass wins.
I bake, I make, I shake pasteries out of my cock, to make em chicks sell some of my rock, I breaking to revolve, jacking to resolve my mind is mentally unclear because dick is on your chick clinically I smudge them with my fudge to sit on em faces making a lot of tea bags that lipton tea would be selling
1a2a3a totally unnecessary meme right here, like the rhymes you post that makes me think you ain't here I am Filipino and I'm friend with Hipolito mistaken for a mestizo because of my big ass burito! rolling up the ties, deranging all the mines. africano right here, my genitalay's florescence lamp shows how much of a light bulb you are.
I had enough of this thread I'm gonna make more bread, I'll be back once my flow is on fo show. by the way, the last hoe I had was had though my dick was a thick hose she never walked and forever be scared if you know.
On October 14 2009 12:31 Ilikestarcraft wrote: i like cats just like my hats
its i love kittens**
YES!
Anyhow, I will do the rest tomorrow, busy and tired =_=;
Thanks Licdmyobelisk :p You need to work on rhymes and structure, imo. Try doing some more thought-out pieces first, making sure you have good rhyme and rhythm, then switch to freestyle when you are used to the flow n_n
ok here i come fanatacist outta the blue Half these other kids talkin. only seen rap on MTV2 And i like the way you spit its sorta new a couple lines had me rollin but anywho
My flow starts off insane or maybe its genius See the only thing smart comin out your mouth is my penis Battlin me might make you die, heres why nigga im sicker then swine flu, i make heads fly
you wake up and turn on your comp, well i turn on my scale I call it like a coin bitch, i get head, i get tail I could explain it even further using great detail but in the end its easier to just say I prevail
Im a white boy i suppose its a battle between two crackers But ill put more holes in your head then the green bay packers
Ill end your life kid put your head on a plaque or maybe drop you off in the woods with just the clothes on your back and im commin for ya kid, im on the attack im a one man army, the troops in Iraq
I rap about the truth, and what i see my flow is so sick, when i spit you may contract HIV
You're a disgrace to even be in this place you have no taste to be part of this human race you should put your face into this floor im going to make you beg for more don't try to be slick because you cant say shit go back and suck on your moms tit dont slip while you try and keep up with this hit Don't bitch now and wonder how i blew this rap up you're going to have to step up to keep up with me can't you see that you will never be free don't try to flee i will own you and bring you to your feet I'm done with this rap because I already schooled you, you fool.
there's nothing better than watching nerds fight while having bitches on my oh my god its tight yea u want some but too bad u went to hide after i showed you my sea dragon's mighty tide. Yea mofos im asian and my package is huge when i shoot out, it propells faster than a jet's fuse im too gangsta for you my lil dude i'm riding dirty all day and beating dudes that are huge.
It's official i'm the best rapper on TL Shut your mouth and realize it's re-al u bitches talking like you walking on heels i eat you up and spit you out like how i eat my mexican meals hells yea mathafackas i give you my deal set a petition to hollywood to have more asians for real then perhaps i'll cut my dissing, and make you feel Feel like a kid with downs that just healed.
shockey ain't schooling no one cuz i'm back i'm doing the schooling you just sit back and relax fantacist ain't got shit on me white boys can't rap I just sit on my couch and read and spitting and laugh your rhymes so sad like a emo on his track while listening to hawthorne heights and getting emo tatts.
hahaha oh my god i'm on a role TSL is starting but raping you is more fun fo sho don't try to top it, no bitch no i'll cut you down and keep you gays on your toes toes, woes, hoes i got a truckload Do you wipe ur ass well? Does it have mold? I wouldn't be suprised cuz this thread's rhyme blows
It blows to the east, and blows to the west i'm here to save this thread's and i ain't here to test i got rappers like emnem you better not gest 2pac learned from me, too bad he left
so yea i should give you guys a break now don't want to rip you too badly and make you too loud i'm considerate enough to think of your neighbors just incase i piss you off too much and make them think you just got gayer.
I've actually just finished a rap battle with someone on omegle a few seconds ago, I found this thread quite fast, I knew the "RAP BATTLE GO" opening was familiar somehow So, was it anyone from here perchance?
(11:14:35 PM): in a bit i'll be long gone (11:14:48 PM): after my friend is back from the john (11:15:00 PM): we're gonna go on battle net (11:15:04 PM): butt no need to fret (11:15:12 PM): just gonna play some games (11:15:17 PM): instead of being outside, chasing some dames (11:16:21 PM): i'll be rotting my brain (11:16:26 PM): in exchange for some starcraft fame (11:16:57 PM): don't worry i'll be tame (11:17:03 PM): not BM like idra when he loses his games
aznsubaru2000 (1:02:05 AM): RAP BATTLE GOGOGO aznsubaru2000 (1:02:33 AM): GO START RHYMING iscoopdogpoo (1:03:09 AM): alvin? aznsubaru2000 (1:03:24 AM): rhyme gogo! iscoopdogpoo (1:03:31 AM): no no no. aznsubaru2000 (1:04:30 AM): choke choke choke iscoopdogpoo (1:06:01 AM): poke. aznsubaru2000 (1:07:23 AM): man that shit is weak aznsubaru2000 (1:07:31 AM): you rap is so meek iscoopdogpoo (1:07:46 AM): youre not black iscoopdogpoo (1:07:49 AM): sorry alvin aznsubaru2000 (1:08:14 AM): ! iscoopdogpoo (1:08:17 AM): hate to be the one to tell you that aznsubaru2000 (1:08:47 AM): psh dodge kk aznsubaru2000 (1:10:23 AM): your ideas are so absurd from scooping all that turd aznsubaru2000 (1:10:32 AM): you gotta try new things aznsubaru2000 (1:10:41 AM): that's why you end up with no bling iscoopdogpoo (1:11:03 AM): the basis of your argument is invalid iscoopdogpoo (1:11:11 AM): you have no idea what youre saying iscoopdogpoo (1:11:15 AM): go toss some mans salad
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