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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 09 2009 21:15 GMT
#21
btw this video is the best rap from a rap battle in history (be warned this can make you pregnant)


RIP Aaliyah
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 21:17:41
October 09 2009 21:17 GMT
#22
Bitchs trying to drop shit to me
I'm freestyling faster than driving and passing trees
Your shit reminds me of bird shit coming down the sky
But what do i expect from wannabe's who can't put up a fight

Your face is ugly like a flamboyant moose
Your skinny like that of the neck of a goose
Plus you can't rap like a normal dude
it sounds like you got some big ass boobs
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32045 Posts
October 09 2009 21:17 GMT
#23
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~

PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:17 GMT
#24
On October 10 2009 06:14 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 06:08 fanatacist wrote:
Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:


i am not born to rap i am born to drop beatz

together we can take over the world

i added you to my aim contact lists i think.

Lol. Cool.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:21 GMT
#25
On October 10 2009 06:17 YPang wrote:
Bitchs trying to drop shit to me
I'm freestyling faster than driving and passing trees
Your shit reminds me of bird shit coming down the sky
But what do i expect from wannabe's who can't put up a fight

Your face is ugly like a flamboyant moose
Your skinny like that of the neck of a goose
Plus you can't rap like a normal dude
it sounds like you got some big ass boobs

Your rhymes are all over the place, you must have ADD
Let me teach you something about flows, 1 2 3
Here I come at ya with my verbal machine gun fire
Penetrating you harder than you could ever desire
Living your life as a homo, a professional cock smoker
You should stick to blowing dicks, you've got talent as a choker
Like a washed-up SC player switching to poker
I will end your rap career, make you look like a joker
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:28 GMT
#26
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote:
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~


Hatin on me because I display my education
Let me use my skills to make this dissertation:
I hypothesize that you are spitting lies
Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries
You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC
But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee
Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home
Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone
You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street
Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat,
At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex
Don't accuse me of your faults,
You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex
I smash you and imprison you in a vault
So that you can't give the same lame excuse
About how you have to work
So let me give you an offer you can't refuse
You sit at home and give that penis a jerk
Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating
And I might consider not destroying your life
Let you continue with the assimilating
Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.
Peace~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32045 Posts
October 09 2009 21:30 GMT
#27
hawk is back for moreeeeeeee
kick you out of your own thread
like a ten cent whoreeeeeeeee
you should be paying me for the skull fucking you about to get
i promise you this
the open challenge you will regret
you couldnt pay to get play
you'd loose your dick in a bale of hay
prick liek a needle
nose like a weasel
my onslaught is about to ruin your day!


PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 09 2009 21:33 GMT
#28
my wiener dog is the best rapper

his name is mc wiener dog

really.
RIP Aaliyah
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32045 Posts
October 09 2009 21:36 GMT
#29
On October 10 2009 06:28 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote:
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~


Hatin on me because I display my education
Let me use my skills to make this dissertation:
I hypothesize that you are spitting lies
Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries
You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC
But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee
Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home
Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone
You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street
Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat,
At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex
Don't accuse me of your faults,
You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex
I smash you and imprison you in a vault
So that you can't give the same lame excuse
About how you have to work
So let me give you an offer you can't refuse
You sit at home and give that penis a jerk
Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating
And I might consider not destroying your life
Let you continue with the assimilating
Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.


Jersey trash?
kid, you from the pine barrens
stick to fuckin your sister
quit beggin for dick, hey mister mister!
up norff, we got a lot cash
i got a garage full of f1 mcclarens
i bet i could fit a car up your ass
deep and dark like the lincoln tunnel
keep suckin jizz down that funnel!
im making this one a quicky
soon its time for that sticky icky

PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:36 GMT
#30
On October 10 2009 06:30 Hawk wrote:
hawk is back for moreeeeeeee
kick you out of your own thread
like a ten cent whoreeeeeeeee
you should be paying me for the skull fucking you about to get
i promise you this
the open challenge you will regret
you couldnt pay to get play
you'd loose your dick in a bale of hay
prick liek a needle
nose like a weasel
my onslaught is about to ruin your day!



Kid you better get serious or there will be a murder
Happening right here just South of the border
Between your town and mine, you've crossed over the line,
You call out challenges, I guess you finally got a spine
But that's not enough to stand up to me, the king
While you play with your dick I'm out pimping
Don't threaten me with your penis, I'll only laugh
As I chop off that 2 inch midget and write it an epitaph
Your attempts at insults are pathetic
Your rhymes don't aren't close to poetic
It hurts me to read them, I need an anesthetic
My rhymes are deep, yours are just aesthetic.
Peace~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32045 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 21:38:38
October 09 2009 21:37 GMT
#31
this is the kind of retareded fun shit i needed to be doing early to pass this day damn haha

i know fake steve could definitely lay down some mean prose
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:41 GMT
#32
On October 10 2009 06:36 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 06:28 fanatacist wrote:
On October 10 2009 06:17 Hawk wrote:
typing lines with puncuation
shit kid, it dont hide the truth
your rhymes are a fucking abomination!
its a friday night fight
hawk and fanta, round two
kick in your teeth with my shoe
ill be heading out on the town tonight
makin new york city all mine
youll be sittin at home
so let me give you a little tip how to pass the time:
take a bottle
sit on it
fuck your self full throttle
you know you like that shit!
my poetry cuts like a razor
my dick shoots lazers
im trying to think of more ridiculous shit
but i gotta do more work for a bit
so its endin on this!~


Hatin on me because I display my education
Let me use my skills to make this dissertation:
I hypothesize that you are spitting lies
Your real job is at McDonalds serving fries
You are going to tell your friends you're going to NYC
But really you will be masturbating until your penis can't pee
Lights off, blinds down in your poverty-stricken home
Trying to pick off meat from the left-over bone
You found in a trashcan on your ghetto street
Fighting dogs for scraps, thinking you got them beat,
At least dogs don't fantasize about anal sex
Don't accuse me of your faults,
You are a little poodle, I'm a fucking T-Rex
I smash you and imprison you in a vault
So that you can't give the same lame excuse
About how you have to work
So let me give you an offer you can't refuse
You sit at home and give that penis a jerk
Stop posting rhymes because you are humiliating
And I might consider not destroying your life
Let you continue with the assimilating
Of Jersey trash culture instead of ending you with my knife.


Jersey trash?
kid, you from the pine barrens
stick to fuckin your sister
quit beggin for dick, hey mister mister!
up norff, we got a lot cash
i got a garage full of f1 mcclarens
i bet i could fit a car up your ass
deep and dark like the lincoln tunnel
keep suckin jizz down that funnel!
im making this one a quicky
soon its time for that sticky icky


You need to stop skimping on style
Because at this rate it will be a while
Before you can compete with me on this stage
You are a pretender, I am a leader in this day and age
Your rhymes don't rhyme and your beat is inaudible
My flow is potent, yours is cold water soluble
Rapping about my ass like you got an obsession
Stop revealing your secrets like you got a confession
We already know you're craving the dick
A pole for you to ride on, suck on and lick
I don't swing that way bro, stop trying to seduce me
Your motives are like subtraction, easy to deduce, b
Peace~
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
October 09 2009 21:48 GMT
#33
Haha this sounds fun. Gotta try that sometime. Don't know if it works well in German though.
You're quite good Fana.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
October 09 2009 21:56 GMT
#34
Batters: fee fai fo fum
Batters: stick a finger up yo bum
Batters: HOLLA

haha! :D
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 09 2009 21:59 GMT
#35
On October 10 2009 06:48 Scorch wrote:
Haha this sounds fun. Gotta try that sometime. Don't know if it works well in German though.
You're quite good Fana.

Lol thanks. You can rap in almost any language as far as I can tell, I've seen German rap, and I can rap in Russian... There are Korean rappers too... You should try (:
Peace~
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
October 09 2009 22:19 GMT
#36
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter

And all is illuminated.
Rho_
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States971 Posts
October 09 2009 22:27 GMT
#37
This made my fucking day.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 09 2009 22:27 GMT
#38
yo yo check it check it 1 2 1 2 check it out..

look at this fucking nerdling thinking he's the shit
nigga if your bitchass was on aim id tear you apart bit by bit
Gracious is my flow.. every i go
Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows
That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin
where to start.. whata bout 1989
Fanatacist born right ina fucking dumpster
20 years years later this kid thinks he's gangster
educated man? cornell he says
fuckin trailorshit acting like he got a plan
Give him ten minutes TL this joker will come back with lines
saying I spent at least an hour on this gangstar rap
pff whatever hell thats fine
cuz you know what fanta? if you want a real battle
I'll be waiting with my 6-barrel nickelplate
that I just cant wait to demonstrate
I'll leave you mumbling tripping over these verses your speaking
nigga say say you spit venom.. I spit curses
look at your own devious raps
i almost shit myself reading over that bullcrap
clean yourself up.. and tell me when your ready
dont reply back i wont blame ya
but shit if you feel like getting ur skull capped
then write me back..


aight..

bring it fanta





Breaking Bad
NSANE.hydra
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States644 Posts
October 09 2009 22:32 GMT
#39
ROFL this is hilarious
"fuck mech...I could 4pool and as long as he's simply PLANNING on going mech, I'll lose"
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
October 09 2009 22:44 GMT
#40
bitch i slaughter your ass with a 9 to your face, put your house up for sale, and fit your with mace, i be rappin for years not a line been misplaced
cause i fuck with your sister and aunti all day
now the travellers checks they been holdin a while, just a couple more months before i go some more miles to vancouver, quebec, maybe tenesse, rob some bankss smoke some dope and be all youc an be
as for you , you can sit and become like they are, a low key, chalked up, smokin cigar with a time and a day and place for your shoes, while they making you work and put up with a ruse
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