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BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 09 2009 23:55 GMT
#41
Some of these are awful LOL battle me right now son
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 10 2009 00:24 GMT
#42
You must have been REALLY bored. They were good though, gave me a good lol.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 00:41:45
October 10 2009 00:37 GMT
#43
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 10 2009 02:27 GMT
#44
aite fantascist here goes

you're freestyle is absurd
the worse i've ever heard
i'm the illest emcee
coming out of vancity
battling while high on weed and ecstasy
i'm on another level
this shits for intellectuals
my flows so sick just like the swine flu
bling shine so bright it's about to blind you
watch you're back i got that knife behind you
was that too violent?
maybe i should of kept silent
but you ain't no sissy
so go ahead and try to diss me
i'll be waiting, cause this shits a breeze to me

Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 10 2009 02:33 GMT
#45
oh its fana

hey fana, the only boy i miss
funny that i see you rap like this
not that you're funny
I just love you honey
but it's like why do we gotta keep to one true standard
you would think we could adapt and not end up with some rhyme every two bars crap
hmm. actually its really hard cuz like
I don't even know
It's kinda like the time i underestimated my friend's rice burner with the turbo
just thought I'd stop by fana i love u bro
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 10 2009 02:44 GMT
#46
also, can i get some like actual sound samples? i wanna hear this shit not read it
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
VarsityUser
Profile Joined June 2009
United States84 Posts
October 10 2009 02:46 GMT
#47
if inner is straight, then this shit is OUTER/
kids weak in the mind, cry harder then LOUDER/ (eg.louder baby 2-0 hi)
If its not too much to ask, I'd like my stats returned. I feel I deserve them - Combat-EX
integral
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3156 Posts
October 10 2009 03:04 GMT
#48
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter
no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter
but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter
I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter

yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily
but I don't have any "venom" or animosity
toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity
battling strangers online because their lives are empty

I don't care if your e-penis is bigger
you're a sad motherfucker
the end.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2009 03:23 GMT
#49
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote:
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter
no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter
but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter
I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter

yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily
but I don't have any "venom" or animosity
toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity
battling strangers online because their lives are empty

I don't care if your e-penis is bigger
you're a sad motherfucker
the end.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
why so 진지해?
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
October 10 2009 03:24 GMT
#50
On October 10 2009 12:04 integral wrote:
only reason you want to rap is because you're bitter
no one ever loved you back so you act a big hitter
but you're just a little kid with your mind in the shitter
I'd rap battle you but I'm not a babysitter

yeah I wrote these lines and I give up easily
but I don't have any "venom" or animosity
toward punk ass kids who rap with verbosity
battling strangers online because their lives are empty

I don't care if your e-penis is bigger
you're a sad motherfucker
the end.


for some reason i believe this is how you really feel
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
-fj.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Samoa462 Posts
October 10 2009 04:08 GMT
#51
yall these nerds battle like IT MCs
But they missin the point yeah you see
that this world is flipped, turned up side down
and I'd like to tell you a story....
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 10 2009 04:27 GMT
#52
i dont like a lot of you very much
i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such
now myself i find to be very great
my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight

i see that you don't have a lot of money
well, guess what, i have a lot of money

i also drive a really great car
it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar
it ain't so fancy but its got character
the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character

oh, females really like me
because i have a lot of money
also because im kinda sexy
when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army

oh oh oh

i have a wiener dog
his name is mc wiener dog
he sleeps like a log
in the fog
not really the weather is nice
i will turn your dick into a bag of rice
RIP Aaliyah
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 05:16:01
October 10 2009 05:03 GMT
#53
On October 10 2009 13:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
i dont like a lot of you very much
i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such
now myself i find to be very great
my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight

i see that you don't have a lot of money
well, guess what, i have a lot of money

i also drive a really great car
it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar
it ain't so fancy but its got character
the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character

oh, females really like me
because i have a lot of money
also because im kinda sexy
when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army

oh oh oh

i have a wiener dog
his name is mc wiener dog
he sleeps like a log
in the fog
not really the weather is nice
i will turn your dick into a bag of rice


LOL

So you think you're great, yet you're the one with no life
it's obvious since you had to rhyme the word "money" twice
you say you drive a nice car and you got it for 400 dollars
sorry that's not the definition of a motherfuckin baller
who you think you are trying to test me?
you said it yourself you're only "kinda" sexy
what's that suppose to mean?
you must be uggglyyy

edit: 1-0
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 10 2009 05:09 GMT
#54
sorry i dont do rap battles
RIP Aaliyah
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 06:37 GMT
#55
Oh my god I have a lot of shit to catch up on tomorrow -_-; LOL
Peace~
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 10 2009 06:54 GMT
#56
On October 10 2009 14:03 BalliSLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 13:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
i dont like a lot of you very much
i find you to be weak in your rhymes and such
now myself i find to be very great
my mom affirmed this belief when i was eight

i see that you don't have a lot of money
well, guess what, i have a lot of money

i also drive a really great car
it was used for 400 dollars i bought it from a farmer at a bar
it ain't so fancy but its got character
the only thing you have is something bad that rhymes with character

oh, females really like me
because i have a lot of money
also because im kinda sexy
when my siege tanks crush your pathetic army

oh oh oh

i have a wiener dog
his name is mc wiener dog
he sleeps like a log
in the fog
not really the weather is nice
i will turn your dick into a bag of rice


LOL

So you think you're great, yet you're the one with no life
it's obvious since you had to rhyme the word "money" twice
you say you drive a nice car and you got it for 400 dollars
sorry that's not the definition of a motherfuckin baller
who you think you are trying to test me?
you said it yourself you're only "kinda" sexy
what's that suppose to mean?
you must be uggglyyy

edit: 1-0


ok your rhymes suck LOL

PWN3D
RIP Aaliyah
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 17:44 GMT
#57
On October 10 2009 07:19 freelander wrote:
freelander is like the lamest name ever
I've no shame I also got the yellow fever
nowadays it's not rare that I see sme beaver
does this make sense? not for you COUCH POTATO

I take my time to put on my wizard hat
my rhymes certainly make a lizard wet
that's all the pleasure it will get
cause they'll shut down my inter WEBZ

I don't the reason why rap battles exist
the losers already know where are the exits
all the rapper fags are fascist and sexists
don't turn your back on me, one step over to the edge

i don't know what you are trying here fana
you got the bad attitude
mocking everyone who were worse at Altitude
my rhymes will knock you out
like at 160 ping a double bomb

it seems I'm mistaking you with someone
your rap dont have many purposes let alone one
Im just helping you prepare for you next ban
in the end it doesnt even matter


You think you know me because you read my trolling guide
And because you were there when my plane changed the tide
But let me tell you son you better stop pretendin
Lying about getting pussy, your rep needs some mendin
Because in this game it don't matter who you are or where you from
As long as you got rhymes that can make a virgin girl cum
Unfortunately that's not the case for freelander
I stole his girl, all he could do was stare and gander
Also you crampin my style, taking lyrics from Linkin Park
You'd be better off trying to find crack rocks in the dark
After you dropped your pipe, forgot your name,
Got addicted and thought you could play the game,
I've got a wake-up call for you, listen up,
I am a pitbull, you are a suckling pup
Don't come in my thread thinking you can test me
My rhymes are the best, anyone can attest b
So shuffle your feet out the door before I leave you toothless
Yea, I got that mentality, I'm fucking criminal and ruthless
Now watch as I take one step closer to the edge
Where I pick up a hammer, sledge
Swing it around and hit you in the face
Eliminate you from this thread, you are a disgrace.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 17:56 GMT
#58
On October 10 2009 07:27 vRoOk wrote:
yo yo check it check it 1 2 1 2 check it out..

look at this fucking nerdling thinking he's the shit
nigga if your bitchass was on aim id tear you apart bit by bit
Gracious is my flow.. every i go
Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows
That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin
where to start.. whata bout 1989
Fanatacist born right ina fucking dumpster
20 years years later this kid thinks he's gangster
educated man? cornell he says
fuckin trailorshit acting like he got a plan
Give him ten minutes TL this joker will come back with lines
saying I spent at least an hour on this gangstar rap
pff whatever hell thats fine
cuz you know what fanta? if you want a real battle
I'll be waiting with my 6-barrel nickelplate
that I just cant wait to demonstrate
I'll leave you mumbling tripping over these verses your speaking
nigga say say you spit venom.. I spit curses
look at your own devious raps
i almost shit myself reading over that bullcrap
clean yourself up.. and tell me when your ready
dont reply back i wont blame ya
but shit if you feel like getting ur skull capped
then write me back..


aight..

bring it fanta






By the way guys, you should at least try to be coherent and make things rhyme...

"Gracious is my flow.. every i go
Starting a battle with me.. everyone knows
That im gonna win gonna tell all of TL about your life of sin
where to start.. whata bout 1989"

Also stealing ideas about dumpster babies is pretty low.

unh unh yo yo yo
This bitchass kid vrook think he's got skill,
It's time to end his dream and give him the red pill,
OH here it comes, realization hits, an epiphany
That music is your outro not just a symphony
The spotlight's fading, you're out of the show
When you hit puberty and your dick starts to grow
Then you can come back so I can start another attack
Show you your shit still whack, in your skull I'll leave a crack
Kid you talkin bout guns like you ever held one
Spitting bout murders like you ever dealt one
Truth is this nigga runs at the sight of blood
Frontin like he's a stud, big gangsta dealin bud
But truth is gangsta no one falls for your shit
You better come up with somethin real to spit
Cuz right now you Steve Erkel, I am 50 cent
My fame is everlasting, your days are spent
You better not respond to this
I spit deadly and I never miss
Kill you before you get your first kiss
Unless you count that one time with your sis.
Peace~
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
October 10 2009 18:03 GMT
#59
I missed you fant.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 10 2009 18:04 GMT
#60
On October 10 2009 09:37 YPang wrote:
fantascist obviously has no life
Posting and replying and losing his wife
Everything was going well for him
Until his gf met me, now all he can do is binge

I'm god like hero from the afterlife
looking down at the noobs and the dirty dykes
I mean if you can't spit or write sick lines
just go back to the ghetto and cut yourself with a knife.

YPang comes in here spreading his nonsense
I would destroy you brutally but I have a conscience
So let me teach you how to rap, straight and simple
Get rid of those nerdy glasses, go pop that pimple
Put on some fubu and act like a true gangster
Maybe people will forget you used to be a gay bangster
Sit down for a while and write some rhymes that rhyme
So you don't come here wasting all of our time
Trying to discern what the fuck you trying to dictate
You think you're being harsh but you barely depict hate
You're probably just a child, thinking he can spit for a while
And something will come out that's worthwhile
Sorry to ruin the thought, erase your smile
But it's time that you put on my shoes and walked a mile
So that you could maybe respond with some style
Next time, I don't want to be swallowing bile
Sorry to tell you bro, your rhymes are vile.
Peace~
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