Yesterday on Scrap Station, obviously after the 1.3 patch has been in affect I played a PvZ.

I did the 3 gate stargate strat and rushed with my first 2 voidray. I kill a couple of his queens while my units mop up stuff on the front. His response was to the affect of such 'Fucking toss, can't wait till they are nerfed in next patch'

Then he left. I was like O_O

Gladiator6

Sweden7024 Posts

March 27 2011 17:48 GMT

#1322

"If only nexus could lift fly."

Sharp-eYe

Canada642 Posts

March 27 2011 17:59 GMT

#1323

Last Year in March,I played a PvT (me P) on Heartbreak Ridge. I gas stole while he was going for a 14cc with only one factory (he added another one later), while I went for 2 gate goon gas. After I saw that I just rushed in goons and slapped on a third gate. Then he said "u fucking protoss". I ignored him and kept up pressure. he decided to fly his buildings away. I slapped on some stargates, made scouts, and killed all his buildings. On the last one I said: "3..2..1..bye :D". Then after he game he called me a n00b. I just lmaoed

edit:heey look. the guy above me is also "eYe"

clayn

Germany444 Posts

March 27 2011 19:09 GMT

#1324

" - Cruncher vs IdrA

PapaJed

Sweden211 Posts

March 27 2011 20:21 GMT

#1325

Just played a guy, he started by saying "if you´re bronze or in placement just leave"
I guessed he must be gold or higher so I just marine-scv rushed him and won ( I´m a sucky bronze). Funny thing is, he was bronze to...

limeaR

Finland22 Posts

March 27 2011 20:27 GMT

#1326

"ZvP is completely and utterly balanced." I laughed so hard.

Nifel

706 Posts

March 27 2011 20:37 GMT

#1327

My opponent just graced me with a "overpowered noob units" followed by a swift ragequit as response to a phoenix opening.

MisterTea

United Kingdom1047 Posts

March 27 2011 20:39 GMT

#1328

On March 28 2011 04:09 clayn wrote:
"

" - Cruncher vs IdrA

haha yes this :D

Ketch

Netherlands7285 Posts

March 27 2011 20:45 GMT

#1329

My opponent in a PvZ lost due to my very well timed zergling harass after he just moved out and later I crushed his whole push as well. (Bragging a bit here

)

He said to me: "go watch another Idra replay" and left

VerbJMR

United States6 Posts

March 27 2011 20:52 GMT

#1330

FuzzyLord

253 Posts

March 27 2011 21:03 GMT

#1331

(As my blue flame hellions rip through his mineral field and lings) HELLIONS CAN DO THAT?!

Magni

Canada40 Posts

March 27 2011 21:34 GMT

#1332

Scouted some blink stalkers moving into position to blink into my main, set up tanks with maurader support to shell the area he'd be blinking into.

Right after my opponent blinked in and lost everything he said, 'grats on camping.'

Zayn

United States7 Posts

March 27 2011 21:48 GMT

#1333

I destroyed a Protoss with mauraders and he said "fucking nigger using those niggers to beat me"

DeepElemBlues

United States5079 Posts

March 27 2011 21:54 GMT

#1334

"zerg is such shit" *leave*

after i see he has ~20 slings and i have ~30 so i make 20ish more and go run him over on shattered temple close position 12 and 8 =)

PopcornColonel

United States769 Posts

March 27 2011 23:49 GMT

#1335

http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/155067-2v2-terran-protoss-zerg-omega-sector

ChiknAdobo

United States208 Posts

March 28 2011 21:18 GMT

#1336

This isn't exactly bm but pretty pathetic and funny at the same time. He was a terran and his name was You.

You: hi
You: will you quit for me please?
Chicknadobo: hey you
You: I have to go
Chiknadobo: sorry
You: pweez
Chiknadobo: you can quit
You: please!!!
Chiknadobo: lol
You: lol
You: I placed diomand
You: im 5-0
Chiknadobo: Im diamond too
You: you?
You: I skipped practice league lol
You: and placed diomand
Chiknadobo: that’s good
*he then 3 raxes me and send all marines, I scouted it so I threw up some spines then used my queens zerglings and some drones to hold it off*
You: gg
You: no workers
Chiknadobo: gg
You: lol
You: gg
You: has left the game! (this is the really funny part. If only I was stupid)
Chiknadobo: lol.
*he then flys away all his buildings and I tech up to mutas to kill em all*
You: come on
You: pleaseeeee
Chiknadobo: ur so funny
You: ill do anything you ask
Chiknadobo: ur hilarious
You: anything
You: ill pay you
You: paypal
You: im in diamond league!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: please quit
You: please
You: you like money/.’
You: ?
Chiknadobo: yea
You: you want some/
Chiknadobo: yea
You: quit then
You: please
You: come on bro
Chiknadobo: I cant trust you
You: what can I do to make you quit
You: anything
You: ill give you a google dollars
Chiknadobo: Ill just tech to mutas and kill your barracks
He continues to offer me money in google dollars. while I say I cant trust him he offers to make a contract. My mutas come out and I find all his buildings and kill all his crap then he says gg and tries to do the You: has left the game! thing again. He even begs me to leave and then spams random letter while I kill his remaining buildings. I thought it was quite amusing. I guess it is technically bad mannered to fly away all your buildings and not leave a game.

Tortfeasor

United States14 Posts

March 29 2011 02:48 GMT

#1337

Played against a zerg who lost by:

1. Attacking a position fortified with tanks and pfort with a hydra roach army.
2. Loading a doom drop where I had vision and then flying it through sensor tower.
3. Having less workers than me throughout most the game.
4. Never getting hive tech despite having 4 bases.

Replay:
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openbox1

1393 Posts

March 29 2011 05:57 GMT

#1338

After playing a 40min back and forth game (me terran, him zerg), finally managed to win the game with a tank push between his main and expo and sniped his 4th. This was with constant zergling counterattack, muta harass, baneling bombing my attack force, infestor killing couple of my rine drops.

Him: I hate Zerg! Damn Zerg! Damn Blizzard for making this stupid UP race.
Me: Well you could play T, don't have to click as much.
Him: And give up whining???? I can't blame my losses on my race if I play T or P. Nah, fuck this. Wanna go again on custom?

Love the pragmatic viewpoint