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On September 26 2011 06:21 JediGamer wrote:
I have a couple funny quotes from belial. Both of them were automated messages from bnet. "Belial has left the game". 3-0 anytime, anywhere, youll never grow a pair (shakira paraody).
Isn't there a belial in gm (who doesn't make the threads that this belial does in sc2 strat)? Maybe it's him since the one that does post here probably can't find you on ladder
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On September 26 2011 06:21 JediGamer wrote:
I have a couple funny quotes from belial. Both of them were automated messages from bnet. "Belial has left the game". 3-0 anytime, anywhere, youll never grow a pair (shakira paraody).
Ya, you can tell from all of his replays that he's pretty BM.
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Earlier this week I had an interesting opponent in a SC2 PvP match. Seconds after joining the game he asks "Be honest, are you a cheeser?" I replied that I certainly wasn't and even invited him to scout me.
At about 13 supply he scouts me and sees that I've got my Gateway building and apparently was confused. "Dude, only 1 gateway? All protoss players do 4gate! You MUST be cheesing!" I was totally dumbfounded but again replied that I wasn't doing anything but standard play.
So, I continued to play and after scouting around his base I realized he was preparing himself for some sort of rush, having cut probes like crazy and chrono-boosting out his gateway units. I decided to do a relatively fast expand and several minutes later did another fast expand before he once again started talking.
This time he had found my third base with a small ball of units but with a few cannons and a round of warp-ins I cleaned it up. He started raging "Dude! There's no way you could have three bases by now! I only just got my expo!" I told him there was no way to cheat in Starcraft 2 without him knowing since he could just watch the replay and he just left without a GG (and without a fight).
A couple minutes later he chats with me. "Dude, watched the replay. Sorry, guess I have a lot to learn."
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"noob like cheez"
"bye noob cheeze"
The guy failed pretty hard at defending my usual 9 pool in ZvZ.
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"Brb fish drowning."
He never came back.
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game on shakuras - I burrow banelings under his 2nd ramp and kill like 40 marines with 6 blings.
Him : Burrowed Banelings
Him : Grow a penis
~~~ has left the game.
"Brb fish drowning."
He never came back.
So sad... -____-
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Where exactly did I bm the guy?
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just a couple of minutes ago:
Him: f**k you.
Me: If you gas steal you get 4gated! Just FYI
Him: Hey man
It's cus gay like u buildmake gay
that i loost
Me: Maybe
(the player is ignoring you)
Him: If u knew how to play you would be dead
but u make just s**t
so it works cus ur s**t.
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[Opponent Name]: "OMG you are so terrible, we're not even on the same level"
[Opponent Name]: has been defeated!
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Playing 2v2's the other week, my ally died to a 6 pool, then I beat both of them myself (like a boss (they were like...gold)). I killed one guy then dropped mules all over the other, must've made him mad cos;
'fucking feeding cheaters'
'..what?'
'feeding cheating'
'the fuck is feeding, man? leave the game'
'YOUR ALLY FEED YOU WHOLE GAME FUCKING FAGGOT'
'what like...gave me resources?'
'fucking cheat'
'dude i got about 100 minerals when you 6pooled him but after that he was dead'
'he was feeding you!'
'even if he was, which he wasn't, surely i'm still at a disadvantage because there's one of me?'
'we were winning, we should have won'
This went on for a while.
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PotatoSlayer: i never lose agaisnt zerg
my friends are all master zerg and they neve beat me
You: i triple expanded right off the bat, that was why I was late in response AND why i was so resilient to losing bases
uh
ok..
PotatoSlayer: sersly
User has disconnected
So I knew there was no way I would make it into the top 3 of my division. I've just been messing around, trying wonky strategies and generally having fun. Unfortunately quitting 14 zvzs in a row (fuck you ladder, I'm not playing 14 zvzs in a row.) has led me from my normal matchups of high plat to diamond to low masters.. to the silver/gold/plat range.
Naturally, this has led to some interesting conversations. I had forgotten how hilarious the bm and discourse of lower leagues were.
Wow. It's so good. Every opponent says some new hilarious full on retard thing.
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Just played a game with a guy I've never seen before. It was.. interesting.
+ Show Spoiler +00:00:11 - GOSorpa to ALL: wassup general doctor flavor
00:00:15 - Odal to ALL: ay papi
00:00:23 - GOSorpa to ALL: odal is a tradmark
00:00:28 - GOSorpa to ALL: of cheap tshirt
00:00:32 - Odal to ALL: yo its ya boy doctor flavor aka tutti frutti
00:00:49 - GOSorpa to ALL: yo brrrrooooo
00:00:54 - GOSorpa to ALL: join my team for free
00:00:58 - GOSorpa to ALL: free beer free chick
00:01:10 - Odal to ALL: damn son
00:01:13 - GOSorpa to ALL: ok?
00:01:15 - Odal to ALL: aiigh
00:01:16 - Odal to ALL: t
00:01:29 - Odal to ALL: you now I'm all about the hunniez
00:01:40 - GOSorpa to ALL: i have it too
00:01:41 - GOSorpa to ALL: just ask
00:01:43 - Odal to ALL: show my pstriple like damn
00:09:52 - GOSorpa to ALL: idiot
You can clearly see where I won.
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Guess he couldn't handle not being able to beat Immortal/Stalker with Roach/Spinecrawler...
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Him; "fucking faggot shit protoss"
Him; "gg wp"
After beating him with 2g expo into robo :/
Best part was that he was building 20 roaches 10 hydras and I had 2 collosi, 10 stalkers, and 4 sentries left.
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If you dont play for a season you MMR will reset and you have to do 5 placement matches again, it's like having a completely new account. So, I'm a masters player but the MMR was reset and I am playing this gold guy Blaziken.
I dont have anything against him, but that thing in the end actually cracked me up and I remembered about this thread. Basically what happened is I defend his attack, then I counter, crush his defenses and as he about to leave the game he accuses me of being a hacker. A mineral hacker.
I found the way he says it funny:
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A while back, I was playing a PvT, and about a minute into the game I get:
Him: f**k man I'm f****d
Him: misclicked my scvs
Him: I'm bending over now
Him: you're just going to f**k me now
Him: god, messed up again.
Him: I've got the lube now
Him: just make it quick
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After my hellions destroy his reaper cheese in TvT:''Your cheese is even noobier than mine.''
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impressive necro
6/10
EDIT: account with only 1 post..... change that score to a 4/10
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On November 13 2012 08:41 Archile wrote:
impressive necro
6/10
EDIT: account with only 1 post..... change that score to a 4/10
Haha I've lurked around the site for quite a while, but I just recently made my account, and I didn't even realize I was necroing this when I posted.
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