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primal
Profile Joined July 2010
Philippines114 Posts
May 14 2013 09:50 GMT
#1381
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Lagos
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany53 Posts
May 14 2013 10:48 GMT
#1382
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=175960
Team 8 Coach Joo: Nono, I’ll make Jaedong play Terran so you should make Flash play Zerg~.
LennoxPM
Profile Joined May 2012
Lithuania84 Posts
May 14 2013 11:15 GMT
#1383
I played PvP against PandaTank and by mistake did forge expand, i thought hes zerg. LOL. He did 3gate pressure in nat and oracle in main. I failed and lost almost every probe in my main. I had like 10-12 probes, 2 sentries, 4 phoenixes and he wrote:
"PandaTank: its doesnt look good bro"
"Me: oh rly"

We then played out the game and I did tons of damage to his economy with phoenix harass to the point where i got in a huge lead from being miles behind. I had 200/200 army with 8colosus, 8 immortals and 3 fully mining bases, where he had 3 bases, ~45 probes. When he got maxed on stalker, zealot, archon, he went to attack me and saw that I have 5 cannons i my natural and 5 in 3rd.Because he moved out i killed about 15 more probes with my phoenixes and wrote:

"Me: its doesnt look good bro"
"PandaTank: it is not funny you fu**ing camper, bugger"
and then BMed the shit out of me and my mother.

I think he was mad.
Bamm
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden279 Posts
May 14 2013 13:05 GMT
#1384
"I Like your moms tight a**hole and your dads big d*ck" Wut
Bamm and the dirt is gone!
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
May 14 2013 13:18 GMT
#1385
On May 14 2013 18:50 primal wrote:
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My favorite part about this is how you're gold and offering to coach him.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
May 14 2013 13:29 GMT
#1386
On May 14 2013 22:18 DarkLordOlli wrote:
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My favorite part about this is how you're gold and offering to coach him.

I still wonder what the other guy's face was like when he was typing all that. He seemed angry but you can't really get mad at your computer screen right?
Nightcat99
Profile Joined December 2010
United States239 Posts
May 14 2013 13:34 GMT
#1387
I play random and i got into a game when this opponent said
opponent: if you are terran tell me now so i can leave, terran is op and its a waste of my time
me: no i am zerg gl hf
15 minuter i crushed his all in
opponent: fucking zerg is op this game is so retarded...
me: so you only play zvp???
opponent leaves the game
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
May 14 2013 13:42 GMT
#1388
Ladder recently, me random, him protoss.

"glhf, I'm terran"
"fuck you"
"wait are you angry at me or terran?"
"just you"

proceeded to 2 rax him for lols.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
AwM
Profile Joined November 2012
United States80 Posts
May 14 2013 15:23 GMT
#1389
I don't have any screenshots, but there has been a handful of times where I've won, with standard, non-cheese builds, and before leaving the opponent has told me to lrn2play or get good. I don't see why people rage so hardcore on this game. tisk tisk.
Every time you read this a SCV dies.
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
May 14 2013 15:34 GMT
#1390
On May 14 2013 22:18 DarkLordOlli wrote:
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My favorite part about this is how you're gold and offering to coach him.



that was my first thought as well lol.

and by reading the chatlog I get why he didnt post it into to awesome BM thread. The poster was pretty BM himself !
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
primal
Profile Joined July 2010
Philippines114 Posts
May 14 2013 20:09 GMT
#1391
On May 15 2013 00:34 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
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My favorite part about this is how you're gold and offering to coach him.



that was my first thought as well lol.

and by reading the chatlog I get why he didnt post it into to awesome BM thread. The poster was pretty BM himself !


@kevin "herkules" sorbo: unfortunately you are wrong. i just didnt find the awesome bm thread
crbox
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1181 Posts
May 14 2013 20:32 GMT
#1392
On May 14 2013 22:42 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Ladder recently, me random, him protoss.

"glhf, I'm terran"
"fuck you"
"wait are you angry at me or terran?"
"just you"

proceeded to 2 rax him for lols.


haha did you win?
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
May 15 2013 06:25 GMT
#1393
On May 15 2013 05:32 crbox wrote:
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On May 14 2013 22:42 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Ladder recently, me random, him protoss.

"glhf, I'm terran"
"fuck you"
"wait are you angry at me or terran?"
"just you"

proceeded to 2 rax him for lols.


haha did you win?


Yeah, it was close though :D
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
Myrddraal
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia937 Posts
May 15 2013 06:44 GMT
#1394
On May 15 2013 05:09 primal wrote:
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On May 15 2013 00:34 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
On May 14 2013 22:18 DarkLordOlli wrote:
On May 14 2013 18:50 primal wrote:
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My favorite part about this is how you're gold and offering to coach him.



that was my first thought as well lol.

and by reading the chatlog I get why he didnt post it into to awesome BM thread. The poster was pretty BM himself !


@kevin "herkules" sorbo: unfortunately you are wrong. i just didnt find the awesome bm thread


Meh, imo as long as the other person BMed first/raged harder its fine. I don't see any harm in egging someone on if they are gonna be a douche, definitely a better approach than taking offense, I reckon anyway.
[stranded]: http://www.indiedb.com/games/stranded
WetSocks
Profile Joined June 2012
United States953 Posts
May 15 2013 07:02 GMT
#1395
It was a long time ago, a game in Ohana. I've been switching from terran to protoss for some days at that time, and beat a zerg on ladder. then,

Him : you're bad
Me : lol then you've just lost to a bad player
Him : you play protoss which means you don't know sh** about this game

then player left the game. since that game, I switched race to zerg until now.
iFailbot
Profile Joined May 2013
Australia23 Posts
May 15 2013 07:18 GMT
#1396
* game starts

Opponent: gg leave pls. gg .gg leave pls
https://www.facebook.com/groups/hearthsoc/
TheBloodyDwarf
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Finland7524 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-15 07:22:16
May 15 2013 07:22 GMT
#1397
On May 14 2013 18:50 primal wrote:
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Mature language filter.... ;(
Fusilero: "I still can't believe he did that, like dude what the fuck there's fandom and then there's what he did like holy shit. I still see it when I close my eyes." <- reaction to the original drunk santa post which later caught on
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