EPTHim: seriously..
Me: ....
A zerg player who only made Roaches the entire game..
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Grimman
Finland54 Posts
Him: seriously.. Me: .... A zerg player who only made Roaches the entire game.. | ||
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Bagonad
Denmark173 Posts
Then i recently won a custom game and the person whispered me after game with something along the lines of "I hope you die irl, and your entire family, by drowning preferably" Just how much they put into the setences that show that it wasen't complete rage. | ||
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IBREW94
United States3 Posts
Me: glhf Him: dont @$#@ing say that just play the game Me: Calm down, just being nice He proceeds to cannon rush me, but he rushed me in the mid game so I completely stopped it Him: @#$#ing hacker, go crawl in a whole c%#t He leaves the game Haha I love bad cheezers rage | ||
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Onos
Canada107 Posts
me: glhf him: don't me  him: I don't understand why people think this is a sport, it's a game me: so have fun? him: whatever After I beat him in the game (he goes mass thor/helion, I go roach/infestor) and he bitches in the game about roaches: ![[image loading]](http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/8301/screenshot2011041118360.jpg) | ||
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Chicane
United States7875 Posts
On April 12 2011 07:55 Onos wrote: A picture is worth a thousand words. This is after beating some guy in a ladder game. The game starts with me: glhf him: don't me him: I don't understand why people think this is a sport, it's a game me: so have fun? him: whatever After I beat him in the game (he goes mass thor/helion, I go roach/infestor) and he bitches in the game about roaches: Hahaha that's great. I always love when people have a reaction like that. I once had a guy bitch me out because I killed the SCV building his barracks with my probe. It's like they don't realize they are playing a competitive game. | ||
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Navillus
United States1188 Posts
On May 19 2010 06:39 chekthehek wrote: i was in a match me: haha i win (after killing his army) him: i guess so him: gg me : lol rage quit him has left the gmae You're a bad person... just saying. | ||
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iinsom
Australia339 Posts
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Frostmister
Sweden77 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Buddhist: FUCK YOU Buddhist has reconnected. Buddhist: FUCKING NOOB you cant even play properly i hate pople like u You: lol Im not even a zerg player Buddhist: i practice 7+ hrs a day You: I cant even belive that I won Buddhist: this is my smurf, my main used to be top 200 at 1 point why the fuck do i lose to someone like u i hate it You: yeah Buddhist: i feel like a complete failure i hate my life so much You: Its okey Buddhist: FUCK OFF You: But I wanna stay D: Buddhist: i dont need to be patronized by someone inferior to me You: Isnt it you who's inferior since you lost? D: Buddhist: i have enough bs in my life NO because i actually try hard You: you do know I've played zerg for 5-6 games aye? Buddhist: it shows u suck so bad You: but your worse D: Buddhist: why do you get early speed if ur not even going to get bling bust fucking idiot im great my apm is 200+ and im only 13 You: thats great Buddhist: im gonna succeed in life because I TRY HARD and u dont You: you go girl Buddhist: i fucking hate it fuck off GOD DAMNIT my brother died this week i dont need ur bs fucking ]sdfufg asd wdijfwD D F]O fuck off You: dude chill Its okey to lose ... even if its totally brutal :3 Buddhist: NO ITS NOT MABY TO YOU You: :3 u mad Buddhist: BECAUSE YOU HAVENT EXCELLED AT ANYTHING IN UR LIFE FAT ASS IM CRYING RIGHT NOW I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH You: ^mad Buddhist: I AM A FAILURE AS A SON You: I got some great goth music, I think you need some of that son Buddhist: ... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED OFF I AM i dont think u understand You: Arent buddhist supposed to be calm and loveful? Buddhist: i feel like tearing mny hair out right now i think i am having a panic kattack You: Kattacks are truly powerfull things Buddhist: only because i am veitnamese, i was brouht up but thats not whio i am Really, i am an anorexic, insomniac mentally disturbed boy who has attempted suicide b4 fuck being calm You: Thats bad Want regame? Buddhist: No, because if i lose another game against u i will do something i regret. You: Hmm, okey, gl hf with laddering ^¨ ^^* Buddhist: do i sound like i am having fun? really? idoot idot* You: your a dot? Buddhist: Idiot* You: :3 Buddhist: i cant spell right cus im feeling faint i havent eaten in 36 hours You: True gamer style Buddhist: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? How do you block some1?? You: Right click my name Press more and block communication I hope I've been a good troll trough out this period Buddhist: k thanks, ur the first person to actually tell me You: np The player is ignoring you. | ||
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Kojaimea
United Kingdom277 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Louie: EHEHAHAEHEAHAEHEA Louie has reconnected. Louie: MOST PLAYED RACE PROTOSS AEHHAEHEAHAEHAE YOU PLAY LIKE A BROZNE SCRUB YOU FAT !@#$%^ AEHEHAHEAHEAEAHEHAHEAHEAHEAHEA YOU ARE SO !@#$ING BAD You are fat and a virgin AND PLAY ROLKLTOSS !@#$ING ShAMEFUL %^&* YOU DUMB MOTHER!@#$ING %^&* Look at all your losses AEHAEHHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEH WHY PLAY AN RTS WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY SUCK !@# AT IT WTF CDUDE GET A LIFE You: this is all going on TL.net  Louie: YOU !@#$ING LOSER KK :DD I GIVE EXACTLY TWO !@#$S You scrubnub !@#$ing noob You seirously piss me off with your antics You didnt deserve that win you cheesenubb go watch some games or some !@#$ cus you HORRID at this game you !@#$ing failure haehaehae diamond you should be in gold roflol you so are so !@#$ing bottom shelf what a !@#$ing baddie you are avg apm 31 ahehaehhaehaeheahaeh your mechanics are so bad I know rolltoss doesnt require much macro but holy !@#$ you have absolutely NOTHING and your micro BOX ALL STALKERS > BLINK BACk AEHAEHHEAHAEHAEHAEHAE What the !@#$ Why plays this game when you are this !@#$ing bad seirously go practice you stupiod little fat !@#$ Get your dick !@#$ed you fat little loser :D;D;D;D Yea Brotoss You fat and ugly and lonley and depresse d I swear People like you Why do people like yoiu little nerds That goes for the uber cheesy easy play always win Mother!@#$ing baddies roflol I was thinking of just killing you with roaches but I figured I wouldnt be like that and what do you do? Double stargate up the !@# or stargate into lots of immortals into lots of colossus I haven o idea where you got the gass to do the !@#$ you did You ltitle fat pig You: i was floating like 3k 2k for most of the game too Louie: thats just cus your macro is horrid You: you probably should have killed me huh? Louie: easy you had no gameplan you have NO micro and your macro is bottom but none of that matters You play protoss. I kinda hear where he's coming from, but.... wow... | ||
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cashmate
Sweden68 Posts
On April 17 2011 00:59 Frostmister wrote: This happened when I just started 1v1 laddering (plat) and I accidentally joined as random(got my worst matchup ZvT), it turned out that I won the game and he then started to whisper me. + Show Spoiler + Buddhist: FUCK YOU Buddhist has reconnected. Buddhist: FUCKING NOOB you cant even play properly i hate pople like u You: lol Im not even a zerg player Buddhist: i practice 7+ hrs a day You: I cant even belive that I won Buddhist: this is my smurf, my main used to be top 200 at 1 point why the fuck do i lose to someone like u i hate it You: yeah Buddhist: i feel like a complete failure i hate my life so much You: Its okey Buddhist: FUCK OFF You: But I wanna stay D: Buddhist: i dont need to be patronized by someone inferior to me You: Isnt it you who's inferior since you lost? D: Buddhist: i have enough bs in my life NO because i actually try hard You: you do know I've played zerg for 5-6 games aye? Buddhist: it shows u suck so bad You: but your worse D: Buddhist: why do you get early speed if ur not even going to get bling bust fucking idiot im great my apm is 200+ and im only 13 You: thats great Buddhist: im gonna succeed in life because I TRY HARD and u dont You: you go girl Buddhist: i fucking hate it fuck off GOD DAMNIT my brother died this week i dont need ur bs fucking ]sdfufg asd wdijfwD D F]O fuck off You: dude chill Its okey to lose ... even if its totally brutal :3 Buddhist: NO ITS NOT MABY TO YOU You: :3 u mad Buddhist: BECAUSE YOU HAVENT EXCELLED AT ANYTHING IN UR LIFE FAT ASS IM CRYING RIGHT NOW I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH You: ^mad Buddhist: I AM A FAILURE AS A SON You: I got some great goth music, I think you need some of that son Buddhist: ... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED OFF I AM i dont think u understand You: Arent buddhist supposed to be calm and loveful? Buddhist: i feel like tearing mny hair out right now i think i am having a panic kattack You: Kattacks are truly powerfull things Buddhist: only because i am veitnamese, i was brouht up but thats not whio i am Really, i am an anorexic, insomniac mentally disturbed boy who has attempted suicide b4 fuck being calm You: Thats bad Want regame? Buddhist: No, because if i lose another game against u i will do something i regret. You: Hmm, okey, gl hf with laddering ^¨ ^^* Buddhist: do i sound like i am having fun? really? idoot idot* You: your a dot? Buddhist: Idiot* You: :3 Buddhist: i cant spell right cus im feeling faint i havent eaten in 36 hours You: True gamer style Buddhist: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? How do you block some1?? You: Right click my name Press more and block communication I hope I've been a good troll trough out this period Buddhist: k thanks, ur the first person to actually tell me You: np The player is ignoring you. I accually played this guy 1 week ago. He said that his life was a complete failure, that he played 12 hours a day and that he had an account with 2000+ games played. He also told me that he was 13 years old and that he have a terminal illness and only had a couple of years left to live. After 10 minutes of constant whine and insults, I simply responded with a "R.I.P faggot." and ignored him. | ||
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Belial88
United States5217 Posts
Masters Zerg vs Masters P So I go 11p in ZvP - that way I can either pressure an expo from 1 base with speed or take a super fast third with no gas if I see FFE. I see he is 1 basing, but I believe I put guys in gas a little late so I am actually running a ton of slowlings to his base (they get speed there). I make a joke about it, and he warps in 4 zealots in front of me to defend. And I'm thinking.... 4 zealots? So I know it's obviously a 5 gate sentry zealot all-in, so I make a ton of spines at home and harass his front so he has to make units. It's back and forth, I eventually get roaches, and hold. He kills my natural, but it's obvious he hasn't done enough damage and he starts BMing, saying I'm 'stupid' and he only lost because I made the mistake of making a ton of lings without speed, even though they were there to pressure and to scout in the first place. Not to mention my overlord flew into his base and saw everything before he moved out. ![[image loading]](http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/repimgs/repimg-33-234218.jpg) Here's the replay, I was manner as hell - and that's odd since I'm the most BM person in the world but was just in a good mood I suppose - and he just cries about how 'stupid' I am for apparently scouting him and seeing his stupid mistake of warping in 4 zealots in front of me, getting an overlord in, and pressuring him with speedlings to prevent him from moving out. He apparently insists it was 'luck' that I made a bunch of speedlings to pressure him. This guy is so bad, and made so many mistakes, yet his pathetic all-in was crushed. Ha, ha, ha. Here's the convo, it's also funny that I'm the scrub but he's the one in masters with 50 APM: Greendog: glhf Me: u2 Me: Why is everyone chronoing out units now? :O (this is the first thing to tell me to do my 11p pressure because I'll kill his first 2 units and he won't be able to defend his expo) Greendog: why not Me: becuz imma kill you Me: I think make mistake (he didnt block my hatch so i made it earlier, but my speed ended up a bit late so I was running across with slowlings) Greendog: Me too Me: Haha Me: Thisll be coo (his huge push, my mass spines) Greendog: so lucky Me: lol? Greendog: you get so lucky Greendog: i was supposed to push at 7 (but you know, the speedlings I made because I went early pool slowed him down!) Greendog: but stupid zerg attack me with lings Me: well duh that was on purpose Greendog: lol noob for life Me: why so bm Greendog: cause I lose because your stupid | ||
The_Templar
your Country52798 Posts
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Kira__
Sweden2672 Posts
On April 17 2011 00:59 Frostmister wrote: This happened when I just started 1v1 laddering (plat) and I accidentally joined as random(got my worst matchup ZvT), it turned out that I won the game and he then started to whisper me. + Show Spoiler + Buddhist: FUCK YOU Buddhist has reconnected. Buddhist: FUCKING NOOB you cant even play properly i hate pople like u You: lol Im not even a zerg player Buddhist: i practice 7+ hrs a day You: I cant even belive that I won Buddhist: this is my smurf, my main used to be top 200 at 1 point why the fuck do i lose to someone like u i hate it You: yeah Buddhist: i feel like a complete failure i hate my life so much You: Its okey Buddhist: FUCK OFF You: But I wanna stay D: Buddhist: i dont need to be patronized by someone inferior to me You: Isnt it you who's inferior since you lost? D: Buddhist: i have enough bs in my life NO because i actually try hard You: you do know I've played zerg for 5-6 games aye? Buddhist: it shows u suck so bad You: but your worse D: Buddhist: why do you get early speed if ur not even going to get bling bust fucking idiot im great my apm is 200+ and im only 13 You: thats great Buddhist: im gonna succeed in life because I TRY HARD and u dont You: you go girl Buddhist: i fucking hate it fuck off GOD DAMNIT my brother died this week i dont need ur bs fucking ]sdfufg asd wdijfwD D F]O fuck off You: dude chill Its okey to lose ... even if its totally brutal :3 Buddhist: NO ITS NOT MABY TO YOU You: :3 u mad Buddhist: BECAUSE YOU HAVENT EXCELLED AT ANYTHING IN UR LIFE FAT ASS IM CRYING RIGHT NOW I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH You: ^mad Buddhist: I AM A FAILURE AS A SON You: I got some great goth music, I think you need some of that son Buddhist: ... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED OFF I AM i dont think u understand You: Arent buddhist supposed to be calm and loveful? Buddhist: i feel like tearing mny hair out right now i think i am having a panic kattack You: Kattacks are truly powerfull things Buddhist: only because i am veitnamese, i was brouht up but thats not whio i am Really, i am an anorexic, insomniac mentally disturbed boy who has attempted suicide b4 fuck being calm You: Thats bad Want regame? Buddhist: No, because if i lose another game against u i will do something i regret. You: Hmm, okey, gl hf with laddering ^¨ ^^* Buddhist: do i sound like i am having fun? really? idoot idot* You: your a dot? Buddhist: Idiot* You: :3 Buddhist: i cant spell right cus im feeling faint i havent eaten in 36 hours You: True gamer style Buddhist: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? How do you block some1?? You: Right click my name Press more and block communication I hope I've been a good troll trough out this period Buddhist: k thanks, ur the first person to actually tell me You: np The player is ignoring you. Haha I played that guy and had a similar experience... he has issues | ||
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BigBossX
United Kingdom357 Posts
On September 26 2011 00:37 Belial88 wrote: Had to post this guy! Masters Zerg vs Masters P So I go 11p in ZvP - that way I can either pressure an expo from 1 base with speed or take a super fast third with no gas if I see FFE. I see he is 1 basing, but I believe I put guys in gas a little late so I am actually running a ton of slowlings to his base (they get speed there). I make a joke about it, and he warps in 4 zealots in front of me to defend. And I'm thinking.... 4 zealots? So I know it's obviously a 5 gate sentry zealot all-in, so I make a ton of spines at home and harass his front so he has to make units. It's back and forth, I eventually get roaches, and hold. He kills my natural, but it's obvious he hasn't done enough damage and he starts BMing, saying I'm 'stupid' and he only lost because I made the mistake of making a ton of lings without speed, even though they were there to pressure and to scout in the first place. Not to mention my overlord flew into his base and saw everything before he moved out. Here's the replay, I was manner as hell - and that's odd since I'm the most BM person in the world but was just in a good mood I suppose - and he just cries about how 'stupid' I am for apparently scouting him and seeing his stupid mistake of warping in 4 zealots in front of me, getting an overlord in, and pressuring him with speedlings to prevent him from moving out. He apparently insists it was 'luck' that I made a bunch of speedlings to pressure him. This guy is so bad, and made so many mistakes, yet his pathetic all-in was crushed. Ha, ha, ha. Here's the convo, it's also funny that I'm the scrub but he's the one in masters with 50 APM: Greendog: glhf Me: u2 Me: Why is everyone chronoing out units now? :O (this is the first thing to tell me to do my 11p pressure because I'll kill his first 2 units and he won't be able to defend his expo) Greendog: why not Me: becuz imma kill you Me: I think make mistake (he didnt block my hatch so i made it earlier, but my speed ended up a bit late so I was running across with slowlings) Greendog: Me too Me: Haha Me: Thisll be coo (his huge push, my mass spines) Greendog: so lucky Me: lol? Greendog: you get so lucky Greendog: i was supposed to push at 7 (but you know, the speedlings I made because I went early pool slowed him down!) Greendog: but stupid zerg attack me with lings Me: well duh that was on purpose Greendog: lol noob for life Me: why so bm Greendog: cause I lose because your stupid How can you ask a guy "why so bm" when you bm'ed him first? | ||
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FreudianTrip
Switzerland1983 Posts
On September 26 2011 05:30 BigBossX wrote: How can you ask a guy "why so bm" when you bm'ed him first? Indeed. You're the BM one. | ||
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garlicface
Canada4196 Posts
On April 21 2011 03:29 cashmate wrote: I accually played this guy 1 week ago. He said that his life was a complete failure, that he played 12 hours a day and that he had an account with 2000+ games played. He also told me that he was 13 years old and that he have a terminal illness and only had a couple of years left to live. After 10 minutes of constant whine and insults, I simply responded with a "R.I.P faggot." and ignored him. hahahahahaha your response is killing me. Nothing like a quick n easy insult followed up by an ignore. | ||
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kofman
Andorra698 Posts
This is actually pretty sad. You're the asshole, he just responded to it, and you call him BM... | ||
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FreudianTrip
Switzerland1983 Posts
On September 26 2011 06:06 kofman wrote: This is actually pretty sad. You're the asshole, he just responded to it, and you call him BM... Lol, I was considering editing the post for exactly this reason. The "Indeed" was agreeing with the post. The BM comment was directed to the original quote. | ||
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kofman
Andorra698 Posts
On September 26 2011 06:14 FreudianTrip wrote: Lol, I was considering editing the post for exactly this reason. The "Indeed" was agreeing with the post. The BM comment was directed to the original quote. LOL, I was calling the original poster BM, not you. I just wanted to agree with you... I didn't mean to insult you, lolol. | ||
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JediGamer
United States656 Posts
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