A friend and I were screwing around 2v2, when after about 50 seconds we see a wave a drones charging our mineral lines, killing all our drones and probes.

Me: "What the hell is this?!?"
Opponent 1: "Its called scouting."
My friend: "Scouting my ass!"
Opponent 2: "We really are scouting."
Opponent 1: "BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE."
Me: "Lol"

I immediately left the game refusing to gg.

d[s]c

United States79 Posts

March 04 2011 22:44 GMT

#1302

http://www.mediafire.com/?i44i4amukrfre9w

He warped cannons behind the vent fog.
Him: "game".
and then followed with warp-in stalkers. voidrays. dts.he loses and leaves game.

Froob

United Kingdom342 Posts

March 04 2011 22:44 GMT

#1303

It's like 1 min into a game and i go scout the other guy's base

all of his probes are sat idle next to a mineral patch

i then see scouting probe being microed around my base

i type 'what are your probes doing'

he replies with 'FUCK'

then quits

lol

eNbee

Belgium487 Posts

March 27 2011 12:31 GMT

#1304

Just had a zerg on shakuras, I do a pylon scout as usual, to make sure there's no funny business. I see a pool 3/4th done and 7 drones, so I add a forge and a pylon next to the gate I just started to complete the wall-off. I build 1 cannon, his early lings, foiled! I proceed to pull afk lings into my cannon every now and then, add 2 more gates and get warp gates out, pretty much playing standard but delayed by the cannon/forge. When my 3 warpgates finish I finally see the banelings I'd been expecting, they handily kill the forge for me so I don't have to, nice of this guy!

I build a nexus and 3 more gates and go attack him, cause hell he should be in a damn shit state. I proceed to roll him.

This is the first time the guy says anything : "gg noob"

Now this puzzled me, as I pretty much held his shenanigans like a boss, 10 mins into the game if you looked at my base you'd have sworn I just did a 3gate expand, no sign of any early weirdness, so that's kinda good isn't it?

Puzzled as I am I try to whisper him, turns out he ignored me the second the game ended. I guess he immediatly realised what a silly thing he said!

BoxedLunch

United States387 Posts

March 27 2011 12:39 GMT

#1305

Me: glgl
Him: No, fuck you
Him: stupid noob
Him: prepare to eat shit
Me: lol
Him: touch my dick

I proceed to proxy void ray, using it for vision to warp zealots into his main. my army then rapes his with 0 losses

Me: (as my zealots dance) where are all your units?
Him: wtf
Him: how are you in my base?
Me: (zealots still dancing) lol I hack
He has left the game

went to message him after but he blocked me lol

Fluffet

Sweden47 Posts

March 27 2011 12:39 GMT

#1306

http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/Screenshot2011-02-02 17_56_22.jpg

I'm just going to leave this right here.

I'm the red protoss, enemy is the blue terran.

It's an old picture but I think it speaks for itself. I dont want to start a balance discussion but this comment just made me burst with laughter during the game. Oh, the irony.

Cyber_Cheese

Australia3615 Posts

March 27 2011 12:43 GMT

#1307

On March 05 2011 07:18 Leftwing wrote:
A friend and I were screwing around 2v2, when after about 50 seconds we see a wave a drones charging our mineral lines, killing all our drones and probes.

Me: "What the hell is this?!?"
Opponent 1: "Its called scouting."
My friend: "Scouting my ass!"
Opponent 2: "We really are scouting."
Opponent 1: "BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE."
Me: "Lol"

I immediately left the game refusing to gg.

you lost to a worker rush?!
lol

Elvin

149 Posts

March 27 2011 12:59 GMT

#1308

forever bronze

00:00:09 - Sheggi to ALL: glgl
00:00:13 - Elvin to ALL: gl

00:08:58 - Sheggi to ALL: yeeah op power ftw
00:08:59 - Sheggi to ALL: learn to plöay
00:09:01 - Elvin to ALL: YEAHHHHHHH

roadrunner343

148 Posts

March 27 2011 13:17 GMT

#1309

I was playing a game against Protoss. Had to be the cheesiest game ever. He did a mass pylon/canon rush ramp block. There was like, 7-8 between canons and pylons. I had about 4-6 lings at the time, so I pulled a bunch of workers too. Defended with only losing about 3 drones.

He proceeds straight into very fast Void Rays. Not too cheesy, but whatever. I held it off easily with a few queens and moved to hydras.

He goes straight for DT's. Again, held it off quite easily.

He moves straight to carriers. By this point, I already realized this guy was a total noob and I was going to destroy him. So I got more hydras to destory the carriers. As he is attacking, I take about 50 lings to his base, splitting them between his main and natural. He wasn't blocking properly with a Zealot, so I run by and stop raping everything. His response:

"I wish every race could have a cheap ass over powered Tier 1 unit that beats everything. Scrub."

So there you have it folks. Zerglings are OP.

nichan

United States158 Posts

March 27 2011 13:23 GMT

#1310

from Terran (easy mode Protoss wins again just A+move)

From Zerg ( If you would've attack ten seconds later i would've fucked you up)

From Terran ( my scout starts attacking his scv that is building the barrack he says is that all you are going to do just been fucking annoying learn how to play the game fucking noob)

Grimman

Finland54 Posts

March 27 2011 13:45 GMT

#1311

I'd say that this one was more annoying than funny, but this happened back in the day when I was in Platinum. Had a PvP match, the other guy was from Diamond (quite high in ranks if I recall).

We had some skirmishes here and there, and after we both macroed our armies and had our ultimate face-off, I lost all my units. I thought to myself "Oh well, nice game though".

Then my opponent proceeds to spam:
"NOOB GG NOOB"
"NOOB NOOB NOOB"
"NOOB GG"
"GG NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB"

And he did this the whole time while I was desperatly trying to macro enough units to defend his inevitable final push into my base. Ultimately I lost, but I was seriously dumbfounded that someone so high in ranks was acting like a complete jackass. (This was before the Masters league patch)

Excalibur_Z

United States12226 Posts

March 27 2011 16:09 GMT

#1312

I just played a 2v2 the other day TP vs ZZ where one Z went heavy speedling and the other went roach. The roach player attacked and my ally pulls down units to defend with me, and the speedling player tries to run into my P ally's base. Seeing this, my ally warps in a zealot to block the choke and all 20 speedlings die.

"u lucky piece of garbage"

Hilarious.

Ten Tron

United States48 Posts

March 27 2011 16:12 GMT

#1313

I had a guy about a month ago that told me

"dropping a 15 hatch is cheesy"

ginkeq

13 Posts

March 27 2011 16:53 GMT

#1314

TemplarCo.

Mexico2870 Posts

March 27 2011 16:56 GMT

#1315

On March 28 2011 01:12 Ten Tron wrote:
I had a guy about a month ago that told me

"dropping a 15 hatch is cheesy"

LOL!!!

Conrose

437 Posts

March 27 2011 17:06 GMT

#1316

Shortly after I started playing, I got cannon cheesed on Steppes of War while I was playing zerg. I contained is advance with creep spread enough to avoid anything being in range. This had been the 12th time I had been Cannon Rushed that week. He gets his cannons over to my ramp and says "That's Game"

Seeing how much he committed to this cannon Rush, I drop a hatch on the gold. First drone out from that expansion drops a hatch on the high ground over his natural. I build up Roaches and Queens at an appropriate rate for a 1 base zerg at my main while I hide my Spire and Hive Tech at my gold expansion and build 2 Macro Hatches there. Between the 12 Queens and 30 Roaches at my main + the 3 Overseers floating above, I easily push back his DT, VR and Carrier Follow Ups. 30 Minutes into the game. He gets Thermal Lance Colossi and starts sniping my Spine Crawlers.

"Quit already, you've lost you noob"

I start spamming 3/3 Zerglings and build up a Muta Cloud. I A-Move my lings towards his base and start microing around my Mutaball. My mutas his a sentinel pylon midway there, he spams cannons at his ramp, still none around his nexus. My Mutas arrive at his main and instagib over a dozen Probes. He pulls them off the mineral line and attempts to retreat them to an expansion he build by my main. He is foiled, his cannons block the ramp.

Me: "Wow... that was a pretty noob move."

RandomDude

United States18 Posts

March 27 2011 17:10 GMT

#1317

A zerg player drone rushes me 5 mins into the game with around 10 drones. I hold it off easily then bring all my scvs and marines into his base. He says "how did you get so many scvs that fast"

LOL

hpty603

United States262 Posts

March 27 2011 17:19 GMT

#1318

I had one player tell me that I 'econ cheesed' by double expanding after holding off his 2rax push where he brought 13 scvs along and that I was playing based on the hope that he didn't attack. I just lol'd as I denied him his third time and time again taking 5 bases then destroying him

underdawg

United States399 Posts

March 27 2011 17:21 GMT

#1319

On February 06 2011 08:57 Kyandid wrote:
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does this count as me badmannering him?

it's swarm

Thallis

United States314 Posts

March 27 2011 17:29 GMT

#1320

I was in a game yesterday against a zerg, where I was suspecting a bit of funny business after he was a bit late to kill my manner pylon. So I sent in a probe, did a circle around his base then sent it back. The he says:

Probe passes Through zerglings? wtf?

I then go to explain what drone drilling is, but before I can type a message, he leaves.