EPTMe: "What the hell is this?!?"
Opponent 1: "Its called scouting."
My friend: "Scouting my ass!"
Opponent 2: "We really are scouting."
Opponent 1: "BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE."
Me: "Lol"
I immediately left the game refusing to gg.
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Leftwing
Canada229 Posts
Me: "What the hell is this?!?" Opponent 1: "Its called scouting." My friend: "Scouting my ass!" Opponent 2: "We really are scouting." Opponent 1: "BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE." Me: "Lol" I immediately left the game refusing to gg. | ||
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d[s]c
United States79 Posts
He warped cannons behind the vent fog. Him: "game". and then followed with warp-in stalkers. voidrays. dts.he loses and leaves game. | ||
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Froob
United Kingdom342 Posts
all of his probes are sat idle next to a mineral patch i then see scouting probe being microed around my base i type 'what are your probes doing' he replies with 'FUCK' then quits lol | ||
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eNbee
Belgium487 Posts
I build a nexus and 3 more gates and go attack him, cause hell he should be in a damn shit state. I proceed to roll him. This is the first time the guy says anything : "gg noob" Now this puzzled me, as I pretty much held his shenanigans like a boss, 10 mins into the game if you looked at my base you'd have sworn I just did a 3gate expand, no sign of any early weirdness, so that's kinda good isn't it? Puzzled as I am I try to whisper him, turns out he ignored me the second the game ended. I guess he immediatly realised what a silly thing he said! | ||
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BoxedLunch
United States387 Posts
Him: No, fuck you Him: stupid noob Him: prepare to eat shit Me: lol Him: touch my dick I proceed to proxy void ray, using it for vision to warp zealots into his main. my army then rapes his with 0 losses Me: (as my zealots dance) where are all your units? Him: wtf Him: how are you in my base? Me: (zealots still dancing) lol I hack He has left the game went to message him after but he blocked me lol | ||
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Fluffet
Sweden47 Posts
I'm just going to leave this right here. I'm the red protoss, enemy is the blue terran. It's an old picture but I think it speaks for itself. I dont want to start a balance discussion but this comment just made me burst with laughter during the game. Oh, the irony. | ||
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Cyber_Cheese
Australia3615 Posts
On March 05 2011 07:18 Leftwing wrote: A friend and I were screwing around 2v2, when after about 50 seconds we see a wave a drones charging our mineral lines, killing all our drones and probes. Me: "What the hell is this?!?" Opponent 1: "Its called scouting." My friend: "Scouting my ass!" Opponent 2: "We really are scouting." Opponent 1: "BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE." Me: "Lol" I immediately left the game refusing to gg. you lost to a worker rush?! lol | ||
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Elvin
149 Posts
On March 05 2011 07:18 Leftwing wrote: A friend and I were screwing around 2v2, when after about 50 seconds we see a wave a drones charging our mineral lines, killing all our drones and probes. Me: "What the hell is this?!?" Opponent 1: "Its called scouting." My friend: "Scouting my ass!" Opponent 2: "We really are scouting." Opponent 1: "BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE." Me: "Lol" I immediately left the game refusing to gg. forever bronze 00:00:09 - Sheggi to ALL: glgl 00:00:13 - Elvin to ALL: gl 00:08:58 - Sheggi to ALL: yeeah op power ftw 00:08:59 - Sheggi to ALL: learn to plöay 00:09:01 - Elvin to ALL: YEAHHHHHHH | ||
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roadrunner343
148 Posts
He proceeds straight into very fast Void Rays. Not too cheesy, but whatever. I held it off easily with a few queens and moved to hydras. He goes straight for DT's. Again, held it off quite easily. He moves straight to carriers. By this point, I already realized this guy was a total noob and I was going to destroy him. So I got more hydras to destory the carriers. As he is attacking, I take about 50 lings to his base, splitting them between his main and natural. He wasn't blocking properly with a Zealot, so I run by and stop raping everything. His response: "I wish every race could have a cheap ass over powered Tier 1 unit that beats everything. Scrub." So there you have it folks. Zerglings are OP. | ||
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nichan
United States158 Posts
From Zerg ( If you would've attack ten seconds later i would've fucked you up) From Terran ( my scout starts attacking his scv that is building the barrack he says is that all you are going to do just been fucking annoying learn how to play the game fucking noob) | ||
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Grimman
Finland54 Posts
We had some skirmishes here and there, and after we both macroed our armies and had our ultimate face-off, I lost all my units. I thought to myself "Oh well, nice game though". Then my opponent proceeds to spam: "NOOB GG NOOB" "NOOB NOOB NOOB" "NOOB GG" "GG NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB" And he did this the whole time while I was desperatly trying to macro enough units to defend his inevitable final push into my base. Ultimately I lost, but I was seriously dumbfounded that someone so high in ranks was acting like a complete jackass. (This was before the Masters league patch) | ||
Excalibur_Z
United States12249 Posts
"u lucky piece of garbage" Hilarious. | ||
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Ten Tron
United States48 Posts
"dropping a 15 hatch is cheesy" | ||
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ginkeq
13 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5474/screenshot2011032712470.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6658/screenshot2011032712471.jpg) | ||
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TemplarCo.
Mexico2870 Posts
On March 28 2011 01:12 Ten Tron wrote: I had a guy about a month ago that told me "dropping a 15 hatch is cheesy" LOL!!! | ||
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Conrose
437 Posts
Seeing how much he committed to this cannon Rush, I drop a hatch on the gold. First drone out from that expansion drops a hatch on the high ground over his natural. I build up Roaches and Queens at an appropriate rate for a 1 base zerg at my main while I hide my Spire and Hive Tech at my gold expansion and build 2 Macro Hatches there. Between the 12 Queens and 30 Roaches at my main + the 3 Overseers floating above, I easily push back his DT, VR and Carrier Follow Ups. 30 Minutes into the game. He gets Thermal Lance Colossi and starts sniping my Spine Crawlers. "Quit already, you've lost you noob" I start spamming 3/3 Zerglings and build up a Muta Cloud. I A-Move my lings towards his base and start microing around my Mutaball. My mutas his a sentinel pylon midway there, he spams cannons at his ramp, still none around his nexus. My Mutas arrive at his main and instagib over a dozen Probes. He pulls them off the mineral line and attempts to retreat them to an expansion he build by my main. He is foiled, his cannons block the ramp. Me: "Wow... that was a pretty noob move." | ||
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RandomDude
United States18 Posts
LOL | ||
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hpty603
United States262 Posts
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underdawg
United States399 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:57 Kyandid wrote: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/YC72B.jpg) does this count as me badmannering him? it's swarm | ||
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Thallis
United States314 Posts
Probe passes Through zerglings? wtf? I then go to explain what drone drilling is, but before I can type a message, he leaves. | ||
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