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feaynnewedd
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany41 Posts
February 02 2011 09:08 GMT
#1281
"You will die on aids like your mother"

also

him: you have no skill (he was rambling on and on for quite some time before that)
me: isn't it even worse to lose to someone without skill?
him: you would think so, wouldn't you
leaves

If you get stuff like that, you just know you did something right! =)
Dinotoss hwaiting!
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
February 02 2011 09:10 GMT
#1282
I've said things like YOU ARE SO BAD AND I STILL LOST

then i go look at the replay and get mad when I find out how exactly where I started losing. Then I get over it and learn.
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
nanaoei
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
3358 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-02 10:06:25
February 02 2011 09:54 GMT
#1283
man i love team match for this
i have a lot of moments in sc haha but the most recent one had me thinking a little
about how to treat it from now on

sc is like a subject of brief (&vocal) emotional change for some people
should i try to be nice and sympathetic?
should i talk back?

but this guy was like petting himself on the back all game
he was doing a lot of dropping, stim marine action to take out expos
and i was unseiging and letting his army in to do it haha
he kills the latest nexus and hatchery of my friends and finally lets it out some more
--'YEAHH MOTHER @#$er !"
i go and seige up on top of his expansion in the middle of the map
and it starts lagging here he's yelling at his teammates to save it
and he's talking about his accomplishments in dota and stuff in all-chat

so i back off and grab all my stuff to a-move into his side of the map
and when he watches most of his stuff die till the end
'Y AM I'
'THE ONLY DEFENDERRRR'

he drops at my planetary with pure marines and i let him kill it
-----'let me show you how to make bcs'
then come in to clean up the marines again
'prettty sure. i destroyed. about 5 expo.', 'sigh.'
'WUT IS MY TEAM DOING AS I RAPE'
noone replies for a while so i tell him....
----'rape what'
----'you're killing expos 5 minutes late might as well not kill them'
'rape expos'
my friend ----'proceeding to get raped'
'it's always-always-always'
----'you always get your army raped'
'always. beneficial'
'to kill'
----'really go check resource score'
'expo'
'NEWAYS BAD GAME BUT WTVR'
-leave-
...i felt kind of bad after the game because i was starting to BM his teammates with raven seeker as if they were with him on everything



there was this other game where this guy was trash talking since the start of the game
his probe is like idle for a few seconds next to me FE and i move my marine all the way up close and attack move it a few times to get rid of it when he finally notices and tries to run back
'lol. why do you even do that. if anything you're taking longer to kill it'
so a few minutes later into the game i stim some marines around and run it around his expo a couple times without hitting anything, trying to show him i was going to make mass marine, then ran them home to mass up

i watched the replay later and found out his build, after his dt rush, was
2gate into twilight council --->dt---> 4 gate ----> expand + double templar archive
10+ min later
he has like 30 templar, and i still have mass marine medivac
him and his team loses with some bad storms despite the mass BC, corruptor, broodlord in some surprisingly good places
and he rages on his teammates to kingdom come

isn't it just extremely satisfying when you get a chance to roll over players who just randomly BM?
personally find it an instant reason to do some goofy stuff to opponents when they start bashing on their teammates in all-chat
*@boesthius' FF7 nostalgia stream bomb* "we should work on a 'Final Progamer' fangame»whitera can be a protagonist---lastlie: "we save world and then defense it"
Smigi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States328 Posts
February 02 2011 11:58 GMT
#1284
After I broke his mid-game push, a terran:

Him: Quick question
Me: hmmm?
Him: Could you win a fucking game without banelings?
Me: Could you win a game without marines?
Him: Fuck off newbie
(has left the game)
Drone then Own
OPSavioR
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden1465 Posts
February 02 2011 12:02 GMT
#1285
On February 02 2011 20:58 Smigi wrote:
After I broke his mid-game push, a terran:

Him: Quick question
Me: hmmm?
Him: Could you win a fucking game without banelings?
Me: Could you win a game without marines?
Him: Fuck off newbie
(has left the game)

played against plenty of those but i cant say i havent whined about T being imba in the past
i dunno lol
Adrenalin
Profile Joined August 2009
46 Posts
February 02 2011 17:07 GMT
#1286
On February 02 2011 08:04 tamino wrote:
Hi TL,

Just got a funny zerg opponent named zeyro, I'm toss player. He went speedling all in when I did 3 gates sentry expo. Here's his quote at the end of the game :

[image loading]

And when I told him I'll post the replay on TL he said "they will laugh at you for 4 gating". Really nice and funny guy. Here is the replay if needed.


So rude.
rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-02 22:36:59
February 02 2011 22:36 GMT
#1287
1rax FE vs 3gate sentry expo

i hit a hilarious lag spike (i've dc'd 6/10 games this week), my army moves into his, without the attack part, my ghosts emp his sentries after i get forcefielded

then i defend his colossi counterpush with vikings while nuking his natural, take my gold third and crush his army while nuking his natural again

[image loading]
Kyandid
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada124 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 00:21:28
February 05 2011 23:57 GMT
#1288
[image loading]

does this count as me badmannering him?
readysetbro
Profile Joined October 2010
United States29 Posts
February 06 2011 00:55 GMT
#1289
"i might have lost this game, but you did not win it"
Blade2322
Profile Joined November 2010
Japan99 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 02:18:37
February 06 2011 02:17 GMT
#1290
[image loading]

Thought this one was worth posting LULZ :D
SCDave
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3 Posts
February 06 2011 02:48 GMT
#1291
On February 06 2011 11:17 Blade2322 wrote:
Thought this one was worth posting LULZ :D


Was that Jeff guy a protoss player? I recently played a 2v2 against a protoss named Jeff. He and his terran(i think?) partner did something like no gas 4gate and 4rax. They mostly wiped me out, but my partner was able to take the game. Afterwards he messaged me:
"You're lucky your partner is good. You dont deserve that win"

I tried to message him back "Im also lucky you guys are so bad", but he had already ignored me XD
Blade2322
Profile Joined November 2010
Japan99 Posts
February 06 2011 02:54 GMT
#1292
he was a protoss player, . It was a 3v3 my team TTP them PPP, we did rine lot rush, they where totaly unperpared and just rolf stomped them. He decided to leave graciously. lol.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-10 02:34:14
February 10 2011 02:32 GMT
#1293
This was at the end of a pretty epic PvZ game, he was the zerg and had like the whole right side of the map, I had some of the left side of the map. He wiped out my main with broodlords then i remade my gates elsewhere and won it.

00:27:26 - Trouble to ALL: are you joking me
00:27:30 - rotodyne to ALL: kekekeke

00:27:38 - Trouble to ALL: protoss
00:27:40 - Trouble to ALL: just make stalkers
00:27:42 - Trouble to ALL: get blink
00:27:42 - Trouble to ALL: rofl
00:27:44 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:27:48 - rotodyne to ALL: LOL

00:27:54 - Trouble to ALL: yeah
00:27:59 - Trouble to ALL: as if you're even good
00:28:00 - Trouble to ALL: remotely good
00:28:01 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:03 - rotodyne to ALL: im not

00:28:07 - rotodyne to ALL: but i beat you

00:28:37 - rotodyne to ALL: i dont consider myself good...

00:28:41 - rotodyne to ALL: dont consider you good either
00:28:43 - Trouble to ALL: this is so pathetic
00:28:43 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:45 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:46 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:47 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:49 - Trouble to ALL: HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAA
00:28:49 - rotodyne to ALL:

00:28:55 - Trouble to ALL: you're fucking retarded
00:28:56 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
sansalvador
Profile Joined December 2010
Austria308 Posts
February 13 2011 13:11 GMT
#1294
This zerg hero decided to skip units and go completely naked into fast exe.
On DQ. ^^

[image loading]
Nage
Profile Joined January 2011
Brazil50 Posts
February 16 2011 18:17 GMT
#1295
[image loading]

lol
gnutz
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany666 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-16 20:13:40
February 16 2011 20:12 GMT
#1296
Just had an enemy who told me "I hope u stupid noob get aids" after i played Forge FE on Metalopolis closed positions.
He made a Roach Rush, did no damage but got some lings in my base, but lost them to probes, switched to banelings, crushed my wall, got into my base with lings the 2nd time, killed my main nexus but lost his units, then built more banelings and crushed my wall which i had rebuilt, then killed nothing because there was nothing in the main and a cannon left at the expo, then he built more banelings, tried to kill my probes at the expansion, but did no damage elsewhere and then i got 1 Voidray and killed him because he stayed on 1 base and T1 even after he did 3 failed all-ins (one of them semi-fail).
Then he ignored me before i could whisper "olol" to him.
MoreFaSho
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1427 Posts
March 04 2011 16:48 GMT
#1297
ZvP on Backwater gulch. ~3200 masters level

Him: How am I supposed to defend that? This map is broken.
Me: How about you split up your army to deal with multiple attacks.
Him: No, it's broken.
Me: You have to split up your army to defend multiple multiple locations.
Him: Protoss deathball.
Me: LOL
protoss_deahball ignoring you
I always try to shield slam face, just to make sure it doesnt work
ice_ice_baby
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden20 Posts
March 04 2011 21:47 GMT
#1298
Some guy trying to be smart...


[image loading]
Shusaku
Profile Joined February 2010
United States24 Posts
March 04 2011 22:05 GMT
#1299
http://i.imgur.com/up3un.jpg

^_^
DoctorPhil
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands168 Posts
March 04 2011 22:10 GMT
#1300
"deine shwüchteln sind hingengebleiben" or something like that. I looked it up, it means: your balls haven't dropped. Gave me a god laugh.
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