"You will die on aids like your mother"

also

him: you have no skill (he was rambling on and on for quite some time before that)
me: isn't it even worse to lose to someone without skill?
him: you would think so, wouldn't you
leaves

If you get stuff like that, you just know you did something right! =)

Eknoid4

United States902 Posts

February 02 2011 09:10 GMT

#1282

I've said things like YOU ARE SO BAD AND I STILL LOST

then i go look at the replay and get mad when I find out how exactly where I started losing. Then I get over it and learn.

nanaoei

3358 Posts

February 02 2011 09:54 GMT

#1283

man i love team match for this
i have a lot of moments in sc haha but the most recent one had me thinking a little
about how to treat it from now on

sc is like a subject of brief (&vocal) emotional change for some people
should i try to be nice and sympathetic?
should i talk back?

but this guy was like petting himself on the back all game
he was doing a lot of dropping, stim marine action to take out expos
and i was unseiging and letting his army in to do it haha
he kills the latest nexus and hatchery of my friends and finally lets it out some more
--'YEAHH MOTHER @#$er !"
i go and seige up on top of his expansion in the middle of the map
and it starts lagging here he's yelling at his teammates to save it
and he's talking about his accomplishments in dota and stuff in all-chat

so i back off and grab all my stuff to a-move into his side of the map
and when he watches most of his stuff die till the end
'Y AM I'
'THE ONLY DEFENDERRRR'

he drops at my planetary with pure marines and i let him kill it
-----'let me show you how to make bcs'
then come in to clean up the marines again
'prettty sure. i destroyed. about 5 expo.', 'sigh.'
'WUT IS MY TEAM DOING AS I RAPE'
noone replies for a while so i tell him....
----'rape what'
----'you're killing expos 5 minutes late might as well not kill them'
'rape expos'
my friend ----'proceeding to get raped'
'it's always-always-always'
----'you always get your army raped'
'always. beneficial'
'to kill'
----'really go check resource score'
'expo'
'NEWAYS BAD GAME BUT WTVR'
-leave-
...i felt kind of bad after the game because i was starting to BM his teammates with raven seeker as if they were with him on everything

there was this other game where this guy was trash talking since the start of the game
his probe is like idle for a few seconds next to me FE and i move my marine all the way up close and attack move it a few times to get rid of it when he finally notices and tries to run back
'lol. why do you even do that. if anything you're taking longer to kill it'
so a few minutes later into the game i stim some marines around and run it around his expo a couple times without hitting anything, trying to show him i was going to make mass marine, then ran them home to mass up

i watched the replay later and found out his build, after his dt rush, was
2gate into twilight council --->dt---> 4 gate ----> expand + double templar archive
10+ min later
he has like 30 templar, and i still have mass marine medivac
him and his team loses with some bad storms despite the mass BC, corruptor, broodlord in some surprisingly good places
and he rages on his teammates to kingdom come

isn't it just extremely satisfying when you get a chance to roll over players who just randomly BM?
personally find it an instant reason to do some goofy stuff to opponents when they start bashing on their teammates in all-chat

Smigi

United States328 Posts

February 02 2011 11:58 GMT

#1284

After I broke his mid-game push, a terran:

Him: Quick question
Me: hmmm?
Him: Could you win a fucking game without banelings?
Me: Could you win a game without marines?
Him: Fuck off newbie
(has left the game)

OPSavioR

Sweden1465 Posts

February 02 2011 12:02 GMT

#1285

On February 02 2011 20:58 Smigi wrote:
After I broke his mid-game push, a terran:

Him: Quick question
Me: hmmm?
Him: Could you win a fucking game without banelings?
Me: Could you win a game without marines?
Him: Fuck off newbie
(has left the game)

played against plenty of those but i cant say i havent whined about T being imba in the past

Adrenalin

46 Posts

February 02 2011 17:07 GMT

#1286

On February 02 2011 08:04 tamino wrote:
Hi TL,

Just got a funny zerg opponent named zeyro, I'm toss player. He went speedling all in when I did 3 gates sentry expo. Here's his quote at the end of the game :

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And when I told him I'll post the replay on TL he said "they will laugh at you for 4 gating". Really nice and funny guy. Here is the replay if needed.

So rude.

rauk

United States2228 Posts

February 02 2011 22:36 GMT

#1287

1rax FE vs 3gate sentry expo

i hit a hilarious lag spike (i've dc'd 6/10 games this week), my army moves into his, without the attack part, my ghosts emp his sentries after i get forcefielded

then i defend his colossi counterpush with vikings while nuking his natural, take my gold third and crush his army while nuking his natural again

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Kyandid

Canada124 Posts

February 05 2011 23:57 GMT

#1288

does this count as me badmannering him?

readysetbro

United States29 Posts

February 06 2011 00:55 GMT

#1289

"i might have lost this game, but you did not win it"

Blade2322

Japan99 Posts

February 06 2011 02:17 GMT

#1290

Thought this one was worth posting LULZ :D

SCDave

United States3 Posts

February 06 2011 02:48 GMT

#1291

On February 06 2011 11:17 Blade2322 wrote:
Thought this one was worth posting LULZ :D

Was that Jeff guy a protoss player? I recently played a 2v2 against a protoss named Jeff. He and his terran(i think?) partner did something like no gas 4gate and 4rax. They mostly wiped me out, but my partner was able to take the game. Afterwards he messaged me:
"You're lucky your partner is good. You dont deserve that win"

I tried to message him back "Im also lucky you guys are so bad", but he had already ignored me XD

Blade2322

Japan99 Posts

February 06 2011 02:54 GMT

#1292

he was a protoss player,

. It was a 3v3 my team TTP them PPP, we did rine lot rush, they where totaly unperpared and just rolf stomped them. He decided to leave graciously. lol.

Rotodyne

United States2263 Posts

February 10 2011 02:32 GMT

#1293

This was at the end of a pretty epic PvZ game, he was the zerg and had like the whole right side of the map, I had some of the left side of the map. He wiped out my main with broodlords then i remade my gates elsewhere and won it.

00:27:26 - Trouble to ALL: are you joking me
00:27:30 - rotodyne to ALL: kekekeke

00:27:38 - Trouble to ALL: protoss
00:27:40 - Trouble to ALL: just make stalkers
00:27:42 - Trouble to ALL: get blink
00:27:42 - Trouble to ALL: rofl
00:27:44 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:27:48 - rotodyne to ALL: LOL

00:27:54 - Trouble to ALL: yeah
00:27:59 - Trouble to ALL: as if you're even good
00:28:00 - Trouble to ALL: remotely good
00:28:01 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:03 - rotodyne to ALL: im not

00:28:07 - rotodyne to ALL: but i beat you

00:28:37 - rotodyne to ALL: i dont consider myself good...

00:28:41 - rotodyne to ALL: dont consider you good either
00:28:43 - Trouble to ALL: this is so pathetic
00:28:43 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:45 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:46 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:47 - Trouble to ALL: LOL
00:28:49 - Trouble to ALL: HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAA
00:28:49 - rotodyne to ALL:

00:28:55 - Trouble to ALL: you're fucking retarded
00:28:56 - Trouble to ALL: LOL

sansalvador

Austria308 Posts

February 13 2011 13:11 GMT

#1294

This zerg hero decided to skip units and go completely naked into fast exe.
On DQ. ^^

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Nage

Brazil50 Posts

February 16 2011 18:17 GMT

#1295

lol

gnutz

Germany666 Posts

February 16 2011 20:12 GMT

#1296

Just had an enemy who told me "I hope u stupid noob get aids" after i played Forge FE on Metalopolis closed positions.
He made a Roach Rush, did no damage but got some lings in my base, but lost them to probes, switched to banelings, crushed my wall, got into my base with lings the 2nd time, killed my main nexus but lost his units, then built more banelings and crushed my wall which i had rebuilt, then killed nothing because there was nothing in the main and a cannon left at the expo, then he built more banelings, tried to kill my probes at the expansion, but did no damage elsewhere and then i got 1 Voidray and killed him because he stayed on 1 base and T1 even after he did 3 failed all-ins (one of them semi-fail).
Then he ignored me before i could whisper "olol" to him.

MoreFaSho

United States1427 Posts

March 04 2011 16:48 GMT

#1297

ZvP on Backwater gulch. ~3200 masters level

Him: How am I supposed to defend that? This map is broken.
Me: How about you split up your army to deal with multiple attacks.
Him: No, it's broken.
Me: You have to split up your army to defend multiple multiple locations.
Him: Protoss deathball.
Me: LOL
protoss_deahball ignoring you