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TitCriss
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada39 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 20:46:32
January 27 2011 20:43 GMT
#1261
This guy had a really strange build. 1 gate 1 robot without even walling off. He was making a shit load of probe and an expand so I decide to speedling attack him on 2 bases with 20 drones mining. I killed a lot of drones and his expo then I decide to make lings roaches. I use the lings to snipe the expo another time, then I mass roaches to counter immortals. I was on 4 bases and I just wanted to have some fun.
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Howl67
Profile Joined October 2010
United States148 Posts
January 27 2011 20:56 GMT
#1262
You made roaches to counter immortals?
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
January 27 2011 21:02 GMT
#1263
On January 28 2011 05:56 Howl67 wrote:
You made roaches to counter immortals?

i would be mad too o.O
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
SwiFt
Profile Joined January 2006
Sweden30 Posts
January 27 2011 21:24 GMT
#1264
He: gg ^^
me: gg
he: i will report you
AJMcSpiffy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1154 Posts
January 27 2011 21:27 GMT
#1265
Today I got into a ZvZ. I started with the usual "gl hf" and I got back:
"I salute you for playing our weak-ass race"

We joked around during the match and it was pretty fun actually. Pretty rare experience on the ladder for me to meet someone talkative.
If the quarter was in your right hand, that would've been micro
whatthefat
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States918 Posts
January 27 2011 21:38 GMT
#1266
On January 10 2011 12:36 n3mo wrote:
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hahahh being a chemical engineer finally pays off.


Haha, that is amazing.
SlayerS_BoxeR: "I always feel sorry towards Greg (Grack?) T_T"
zeek0us
Profile Joined October 2010
United States67 Posts
January 27 2011 21:44 GMT
#1267
ZvT last night on XNC. T gets my nat but doesn't get into my main with some sorry tank/marine pressure early but I hold it off, rebuild, and get mutas. His macro sucked so I harassed him to death and he threw the obligatory "mutas are so OP" complaints as the game wound down . . .

As I was harassing him I spread creep off three tumors from my nat to his, and once he saw it creeping into his building's FOV he immediately calls me a hacker because "there's no way to spread creep that fast."

I lol'd and the game ended, but then he starts messaging me about how I'm gonna be banned and he knows I was hacking . . . because i was spawning creep tumors from other creep tumors and only queens can spread creep. "Enjoy the ban hammer, you fucking cheater!"

FunkySqueegee
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada18 Posts
January 28 2011 08:06 GMT
#1268
In an early game back in bronze.

-opponent: terran has no counter to gateway units.

-me: yup
"Why can't nexus lift off?! Protoss are more advanced." - some nob
sTsCompleted
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States380 Posts
January 29 2011 22:42 GMT
#1269
this is my favorite, just happened to me. tries to make me surrender every way he can.

me: glhf
me: ugh worst race tt (note: was rollin random, got terran)
*he pauses*
me: ?
me: im not that stupid
me: i press hotkeys
me: not surrendur
me: surrender*
*he unpauses*
me: thats what i thought
him: OMGGGGGGGG
me: ?
him: my mouse wont right click
him: FMLLLLLL
him: GG man -.-
him: FUUCKKKKK
me: lol
me: im not that stupid either
him: This is BULLLLLLL
him: i guess you win this one
me: i wont surrender without the victory screen
him: my poor rank (note: this was bronze league)
me: lol
him: np, lol

i chatted him after that that was the best game i think I ever played, but he wasnt online

you can download the replay here
Admiral Adama
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States186 Posts
January 29 2011 23:23 GMT
#1270
Was just playing a ZvP on XC and scouted my opponent pushing out with 5 lots and saw there was nobody at the ramp so I took my 14 lings and sent them on a move command to his mineral line. I didn't even get to kill any probes because the second the lings hit the ramp he typed "faggot" and left. Cracked up for a while after
CEO of Clarity Gaming and Content Director of IHEARTHU
Stiver
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada285 Posts
January 30 2011 01:54 GMT
#1271
I scout cross positions in a ZvZ on Metalopolis, so I grab a 14 hatch, 15 gas 15 pool.

guy sends 1 ling to scout, and I get him msg "greedy jew", and proceeds to go all-in roach rush. I hold off with spines, lings and a few roaches and he taps out without a gg.

worst BM I've ever gotten and it was an ignorant racial insult. pretty pathetic
"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment."
TheWaldo
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium14 Posts
January 30 2011 03:17 GMT
#1272
First post yay!

Was playing as T when the opponent sent DTs to my base. I scanned and got rid of them quite easily. He sends more in but by the time he gets to my base I have a Raven out. I kill his DTs without a scan this time, and he goes 'ZOMG HAX !&@#!'

Guess he never heard of a Raven's detection skill? (this was Bronze league, mind)
odE
Profile Joined December 2010
Finland177 Posts
January 30 2011 07:20 GMT
#1273
Played against a gold zerg the other day and he insta gg'd when I flew a banshee in his base. Didnt even try lol.
tamino
Profile Joined August 2009
France51 Posts
February 01 2011 23:04 GMT
#1274
Hi TL,

Just got a funny zerg opponent named zeyro, I'm toss player. He went speedling all in when I did 3 gates sentry expo. Here's his quote at the end of the game :

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And when I told him I'll post the replay on TL he said "they will laugh at you for 4 gating". Really nice and funny guy. Here is the replay if needed.
Xswordy
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom425 Posts
February 02 2011 00:42 GMT
#1275
Someone linked this on stream.

Click for zoomed pic.

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ibreakurface
Profile Joined June 2010
United States664 Posts
February 02 2011 00:53 GMT
#1276
I'm waiting for me to end up on this thread.
:) I play zerg. FOX AND KT ROLSTER COASTER FAN! Because I love everyone. Except bisu.
Cousin
Profile Joined November 2010
United States22 Posts
February 02 2011 04:09 GMT
#1277
After muta harassing a Terran and leaving him with 10 SCVs on 2 bases: "f*^& you and your flying shit"
Galleon.frigate
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada721 Posts
February 02 2011 05:23 GMT
#1278
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shit dude tank micro takes mad apm
Silmakuoppaanikinko
Profile Joined November 2010
799 Posts
February 02 2011 07:25 GMT
#1279
On December 13 2010 10:26 MonsieurGrimm wrote:
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On December 08 2010 13:05 Mellotron wrote:
Im amazed people are into this kind of "entertainment". SC and now SC2 are stressful games that take a massive toll on a persons patience and mind if they are trying to learn or outplay a seemingly impossible to beat opponent. Posting a bunch of unfunny quotes from people and laughing at them when they are in that state of mind is practically no different than laughing at people for not wanting to touch a burning hot stove. Its normal and human to rage over losses in a game like this. In these peoples minds Zerg really IS OP. Or for the next guy he truly believes that Terran is OP. I dont see the humor in upsetting people. None of these quotes are even funny. If someone is facing what they believe in their mind to be "the impossible" and then failing over and over for reasons they dont understand and cant seem to figure out, anger is 100 percent normal and natural response. To not feel that would be inhuman.

I think that people feel more satisfaction than they should from getting these responses from people. It seems to me like the winners of these games equate the losers rage to a heightened amount of dominance, when really, you could just be going around choosing random and 6 pooling people over and over until you catch someone whos already in a bad mood, then screen cap their BM. It wouldnt really mean you are some kind of super badass player leaving nerds in your wake with your extreme skill. Hell, most of these wins are probably half luck, or the losing player actually is better than the person who ended up winning. But hey, if people want to continue to create a meal out of their tiny victories then no one really stop them. All i can say is, yeh, maybe there is something to people who rage over a loss, but screen capping it when it isnt even that funny and posting it on a forum isnt a whole lot more dignified in my eyes.

Everybody gets mad.


I agree. I don't think it's a good thing to vent your anger, but it happens and it's understandable. Poking people when they lose is never a good idea unless you want to incite some sort of response, and if you do then it's as much your BM as theirs. And it isn't really all that funny (most of the time).
Yeah, rarely do people take out their anger on what or whomever that was truly at fault. Not so much the reason of their anger but the cause. People shoot the messenger, few people are above it.

In most cases, it's barely an issue of 'self control', it's an issue of not caring. I never bm because a win or a loss really doesn't upset me, I also don't care if people bm and often talk it up to them and give them some pointers and try to be understanding because I also don't care that much about people insulting me. Has little to do with 'self control', more with just not caring.

To be honest, I notice that the people that mind other people getting angry tend to be the people who get angry themselves a lot too, after all, you are getting angry about other people getting angry in the end.

Also, I'm surprised I haven't wound up here yet, not that I bm, but I sort of make it a sport to make really silly remarks when the game starts like. "A program is a proof, the formula it proves is the type of the program." out of nowhere when someone says 'glhf'.
Workers and town centres are the ultimate counter to turtles.
tamino
Profile Joined August 2009
France51 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-02 09:12:32
February 02 2011 08:55 GMT
#1280

To be honest, I notice that the people that mind other people getting angry tend to be the people who get angry themselves a lot too, after all, you are getting angry about other people getting angry in the end.


Speaking of myself I must say I agree on this. I get really mad sometimes when I lose (but I dont insult people, I tend to say things like "nice all in man, as terran always do") and I do mind a litle too much people getting angry.
I really try to not care, as you say, but damn, sometimes it just overwhelms me. :/
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