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i know that something bad is going to happen to me at night if i post something like this but im willing to take the risk.
you know that you are new to SCBW if you: 1. think that you are playing zerg no matter what race you are actually playing 2. you move command units into enemy territory without ever thinking of managaing them again 3. you use the arrow keys and you aren't boxer 4. you think that dark swarm is a spell put into the game for aesthetic reasons. 5. you rage at toss players that toss is imba after losing a pvp.
feel free to post your own. if you choose to post "if you make a list like this" please keep it to yourself.
cheers
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6. Your first building is an engineering bay.
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7. You place an evo chamber at the same time as your spawning pool in a 4v4 BGH game. 8. You go f*!¤in carriers in all free-for-all games and only attack players who got their forces away (yes im ranting )
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7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator. 8. You build a minumum of 10 cannons before gateway
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9. You don't know a BO 10. You don't know what BO stands for.
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On April 25 2010 04:51 L_Master wrote: 7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator.
Overgas ZvZ O_O
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11. You try sending a marine to mine minerals (1st terran campaign)
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On April 25 2010 04:58 Megalisk wrote:Show nested quote +On April 25 2010 04:51 L_Master wrote: 7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator.
Overgas ZvZ O_O I might experiment with extractor-> 12 pool lol->11hatch->12lair or something like that.
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On April 25 2010 04:58 Megalisk wrote:Show nested quote +On April 25 2010 04:51 L_Master wrote: 7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator.
Overgas ZvZ O_O
Overgas ZvZ is pretty common, and also gas first for some 2-hatch builds ZvT I think? (Not too sure about that) I think I'm gonna see if I can do some gas first build for T or P
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11. Your army consists of one of every unit
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On April 25 2010 04:49 LordWeird wrote: 6. Your first building is an engineering bay. On a fastest map, you can make an ebay at your enemy's base right away then move it over their minerals to block sight. That way they can't get any more peons mining.
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Actually a very common one:
12. You stop worker production when you have one for every mineral patch patch and then just start teching up.
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On April 25 2010 05:13 4iner wrote:Show nested quote +On April 25 2010 04:49 LordWeird wrote: 6. Your first building is an engineering bay. On a fastest map, you can make an ebay at your enemy's base right away then move it over their minerals to block sight. That way they can't get any more peons mining.
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14. you stay on one base until it mines out
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On April 25 2010 04:45 GeMicles wrote:
5. you rage at toss players that toss is imba after losing
Fixed
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15. You only scout with scouts.
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"if you make a list like this" perhaps something bad should happen to you during the night.
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u think ur playing warcraft
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On April 25 2010 05:21 xiaofan wrote: u think ur playing warcraft in space
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