Everytime you get to your apartment from school and shit, just take all your clothes off and walk naked in there all day long.

Sooner or later they will all move out.

If this fails you can follow CaucasianAsian's advice.

food

United States1951 Posts

October 23 2009 04:25 GMT

#22

I just went through all the noise complaints and threats to be evicted. Fyi, no one will kick you out. It is practically impossible unless you got some really wild shit going on. In order to evict you they have to give you a month notice to begin with, thats after multiple complaints. Thing is, you can stay there and unless you had cops showing up at your place registering serious disturbance to others they wont stand a chance in court. They wont even take you to court since it will be a major waste of time without this serious evidence. Playing video games late at night is not an evidence. A friend of mine lasted till the very end of his lease and totaled over 20 complaints( same rule, 3 complaints and youre out) I had 5 personally, they called the cops once but cops didnt even go in since nothing illegal was going on. All the complaints came from same neighbor who lived below us, apparently the floors were shitty and every time someone walked his ceiling was shaking. He kept pounding on it for days.
I spoke to landlord 100 times and i basically said "we dont party, neighbor is crazy, floors/insulation is shit, i cause no problems" She threatened to kick me out but eventually she had to move us to another apartment where im staying right now. Its funny, last incident happened when i was talking to kdog on the phone, i dont know why but i was getting excited and i kept jumping up and down on my mattress without realizing it. Then i heard screaming and pounding like never before, something fell and broke, people started running. ROFL i must have caused an earthquake. So dont worry about the legal part until it gets real bad.
about your roommates - you either let them know what the rules are or live with it. Eat outside or in your room, lock things up. Its your choice. Apparently u cant move out so let it be your lesson

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

October 23 2009 05:25 GMT

#23

i lol'd hard at the douchecanoe.

that is all.

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22247 Posts

October 23 2009 05:42 GMT

#24

On October 23 2009 14:25 Grobyc wrote:
i lol'd hard at the douchecanoe.

that is all.

Hahahaha, so I wasn't the only one...

Anyways - It only gets better. Yes you might have to put up with that shit now, but focus on work/school so that when the lease is up, you're in a good position to get away from them.

theron[wdt]

United States395 Posts

October 23 2009 05:45 GMT

#25

On October 23 2009 13:01 NeverGG wrote:

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I've been in the same situation before. That was when having a very big room (converted living room.) with a sturdy lock on the door came in handy. I just moved everything including all my food into my room in a cool bag and also took away my TV and game consoles from the shared living room. Now I live in a onetel and have my own shower, toilet, sink and mini fridge in the room so aside from cooking and laundry I'm pretty much self-contained. It's bliss.

lucky, and if i remember, rent was cheap as hell too. All that (bills included) would cost me 500 a month. so enjoy it while i suffer.

Rayzorblade

United States1172 Posts

October 23 2009 05:46 GMT

#26

You could always move in with me and my wife. :D

theron[wdt]

United States395 Posts

October 23 2009 05:47 GMT

#27

On October 23 2009 14:46 Rayzorblade wrote:
You could always move in with me and my wife. :D

I am not gonna drop all of my problems on you and your wife. I'll move in monday and you'll kick me out wednesday. we gotta hang sometime.

eMbrace

United States1300 Posts

October 23 2009 06:17 GMT

#28

permission to use "douchecanoe" is my everyday speech?

it's pure gold.

theron[wdt]

United States395 Posts

October 23 2009 06:25 GMT

#29

On October 23 2009 15:17 eMbrace wrote:
permission to use "douchecanoe" is my everyday speech?

it's pure gold.

go right ahead

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

October 23 2009 07:15 GMT

#30

Is getting out of the lease that bad? Usually in my experience its just costs you some $ to break it and its done. I had the luxury of having very good roommates when I had them so in this situation im not sure wtf you can do. I would tell them that their behavior is unacceptable and that they need to pull their weight and that they cannot just dump all on you. You just have to make your feelings known and if they start crap or just ignore you then try to break the lease or just ride it out (maybe while doing this do what others suggested such as taking all stuff thats yours into your room.) until lease over and your free. Interestingly enough I never had any family that I really hated or disliked like you. I guess im lucky in that sense but then again I never had to live with any of my cousins heh. GL with this man I know this kind of stuff can just be draining but don't give up hope and don;t let them walk all over you.

Vivi57

United States6599 Posts

October 24 2009 10:15 GMT

#31

my housemate disabled his roomate's wireless card through the bios when he kept him up too late many nights in a row. Somehow though, I think there's a better solution. If it really is this bad, you should move out, or at the very least, listen to what nevergg says.

I've been really lucky with roomates and besides one being a little noisy last year, they've all been good roomates. How did you end up living with them again if you lived with them before and they made crappy roomates?

ThunderGod

New Zealand897 Posts

October 24 2009 12:46 GMT

#32

I can't stand my flatmates laugh. Moving out asap.
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It's that bad, seriously.

I've lived with the some of the same people for three years and we all get along really well so I know I am pretty easygoing. This year we had one new flatmate move into the flat and I can handle everything but his laugh.
Just thinking about it makes me shudder

win8282

Korea (South)454 Posts

October 24 2009 15:04 GMT

#33

"douchecanoe" made my day. I wanted to know its true meaning
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Douche Canoe
"Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag."

And yeah. According to your descriptions, your roommates seem like douchecanoes. Anyways, you're not in college are you? Sry for asking, it's that I'm a korean living in korea and as far as I know korea doesnt really have that kinda culture (almost everyone lives in their parent's house until they get married)

Anyways as an avid MMA fan, I suggest you start hitting the punching bags, man up, and threaten your roommates to an armbar or leg kick if they fuck around.

ghostWriter

United States3302 Posts

October 24 2009 16:40 GMT

#34

On October 23 2009 12:28 alffla wrote:
you just need to get really fucking pissed off about all this bullshit one day and make sure they get the fucking idea

agreed
you should spill something on their tv and be like oh doesn't it suck when there's shit all over something you want to use and the person who created the mess didn't clean it up?

WELL THAT'S HOW I FEEL FUCKERS!

or something like that.