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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
one of the best websites ive seen for a long time. very very funny.
the volume of the gas can be overwhelming if one is unfortunate enough to be near a farting horse indoors
What is the best position for farting? (Question submitted by Dylan) That depends on what you are trying to achieve.
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Do men fart more than women? No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.
Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts? I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same. Contradiction!
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not a thats not a contradiction we're taking into consideration already that men are larger than woman
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On August 19 2009 07:31 qrs wrote:Show nested quote +Do men fart more than women? No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do. Show nested quote +Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts? I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same. Contradiction!
phoenix wright skills right here
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On August 19 2009 07:46 qrs wrote: No, it's not.
more like Objection!
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Extremely funny, if you're 15...
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On August 19 2009 07:59 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: Extremely funny, if you're 15... Erm, should I be embarrassed to admit that I found it funny (and informative) even though I'm 24? The subject is somewhat scatological, true, but the presentation is sophisticated enough for me to find it amusing. (At the risk of being pedantic, most attempts to analyze humor conclude that it results from a perceived incongruity, which in this case is between the usually puerile subject matter and the serious, even scientific treatment of it.)
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To each their own. But as far as the "informative" part most of the info was either completely incorrect or incomplete.
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Women do not fart, burp, belch, snore, sweat, or poop, Therfore they must bitch. Or they will explode.
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On August 19 2009 08:38 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: To each their own. But as far as the "informative" part most of the info was either completely incorrect or incomplete. Don't just leave me hanging, then--inform me better! Which of the info was incorrect?
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"morning thunder" was a pretty funny term
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I disapprove of this entire thread.
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in fact, you all should go play in traffic. go
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On August 19 2009 12:53 KurtistheTurtle wrote: in fact, you all should go play in traffic. go Apparently you fart? Did you know that?
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On August 19 2009 20:37 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:Show nested quote +On August 19 2009 12:53 KurtistheTurtle wrote: in fact, you all should go play in traffic. go Apparently you fart? Did you know that? Also, those farts smell bad.
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