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So... I'm grumpy, I'm having a bad time. I am overall, a miserable fuck. Then this girl walks into the liquor store I work at about 5 minutes ago. She's invited me in the past to her house for a patio party. She's about 35, I'm 21. She was doin' the little "I have to pee" dance, and was in clear distress. She then told me the obvious, that she needed to take a leak. I told her we have a bathroom in the back, and she said, "Oh you probably just wanna get me back there so you can get a blowjob, heh heh heh" *Sly grin*. My jaw hit the floor at about 50 miles an hour, and only then did she realize what she said, and followed up with a "Oh wait, did I say that out loud?"
After she left, face red, 4 girls my age came in. They're beautiful. I still have the big shit eating grin on my face, laughing in my head from what just happened. This big guy strolls in after them and says, "Wipe that fucking grin off your face. That one's my daughter."
I love my job.
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looooooool thats pretty funny.
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HAHAHA talk about timing lol
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Umm why not get some trim from the 35 year old? I've always wanted to work part-time at a liquor store but have never had no luck in getting hired.
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On July 18 2009 11:54 Kennelie wrote: Umm why not get some trim from the 35 year old? I've always wanted to work part-time at a liquor store but have never had no luck in getting hired. Too many customers. I considered kicking them out and locking the door, but that might go bad if the boss decided to show up during that time. He is due to be here any minute.
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one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?
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On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote: one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?
About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).
The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.
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Spenguin
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Bro, y not just take up on the offer on going to her patio party? She's clearly hinting a invite to getting drunk as shit and wanting a bone down.
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She'll probably teach you a few things as well....Something you might enjoy a whole lot.
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On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote: one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?
About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see). The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.
i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores
basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)
sounds realistic
where do u live
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Because last time the opportunity was presented, I had a girlfriend. I don't now lol. Now I'll go patio party the shit out of this hick town I work in.
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On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote: one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?
About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see). The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well. i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously) sounds realistic Yes they do. You don't understand the area I live in, it's all we do. There's nothing but drinking here. Leno even mentioned us for being drunks.
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You should have said "Damn, you caught me." and waited for to to accept her own semi-invitation.
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On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote: one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?
About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see). The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well. i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously) sounds realistic where do u live
What are you talking about?
Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.
They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?
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On July 18 2009 12:36 Jayme wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote: one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?
About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see). The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well. i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously) sounds realistic where do u live What are you talking about? Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human. They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?
Food lives inside a pressurized can stored away in a pantry somewhere. Also what are the odds the father was buying his underaged daughter and friends some booze so they could get fucked up?
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On July 18 2009 12:46 Kennelie wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2009 12:36 Jayme wrote:On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote: one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?
About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see). The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well. i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously) sounds realistic where do u live What are you talking about? Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human. They walk into liquor stores like everyone else? Food lives inside a pressurized can stored away in a pantry somewhere. Also what are the odds the father was buying his underaged daughter and friends some booze so they could get fucked up? Not very likely, they looked well above age, considering I'm in Alberta where legal age is 18. Still a possibility, 'cuz with girls nowadays you're never safe, but I don't think so.
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