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MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 18 2009 02:43 GMT
#1
So... I'm grumpy, I'm having a bad time. I am overall, a miserable fuck. Then this girl walks into the liquor store I work at about 5 minutes ago. She's invited me in the past to her house for a patio party. She's about 35, I'm 21. She was doin' the little "I have to pee" dance, and was in clear distress. She then told me the obvious, that she needed to take a leak. I told her we have a bathroom in the back, and she said, "Oh you probably just wanna get me back there so you can get a blowjob, heh heh heh" *Sly grin*. My jaw hit the floor at about 50 miles an hour, and only then did she realize what she said, and followed up with a "Oh wait, did I say that out loud?"

After she left, face red, 4 girls my age came in. They're beautiful. I still have the big shit eating grin on my face, laughing in my head from what just happened. This big guy strolls in after them and says, "Wipe that fucking grin off your face. That one's my daughter."

I love my job.

****
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
July 18 2009 02:45 GMT
#2
looooooool thats pretty funny.
JJH
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada42 Posts
July 18 2009 02:49 GMT
#3
LMFAO SHIETTT
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
July 18 2009 02:54 GMT
#4
HAHAHA talk about timing lol
XK ßubonic
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
July 18 2009 02:54 GMT
#5
Umm why not get some trim from the 35 year old? I've always wanted to work part-time at a liquor store but have never had no luck in getting hired.
ya had ya shot kid!
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 18 2009 02:57 GMT
#6
On July 18 2009 11:54 Kennelie wrote:
Umm why not get some trim from the 35 year old? I've always wanted to work part-time at a liquor store but have never had no luck in getting hired.

Too many customers. I considered kicking them out and locking the door, but that might go bad if the boss decided to show up during that time. He is due to be here any minute.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 18 2009 02:58 GMT
#7
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?

MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 18 2009 03:00 GMT
#8
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 18 2009 03:00 GMT
#9
Hahahaha Lolol
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
July 18 2009 03:03 GMT
#10
Bro, y not just take up on the offer on going to her patio party? She's clearly hinting a invite to getting drunk as shit and wanting a bone down.
ya had ya shot kid!
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
July 18 2009 03:04 GMT
#11
She'll probably teach you a few things as well....Something you might enjoy a whole lot.
ya had ya shot kid!
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 03:08:51
July 18 2009 03:07 GMT
#12
On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.


i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

where do u live
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 18 2009 03:07 GMT
#13
Because last time the opportunity was presented, I had a girlfriend. I don't now lol. Now I'll go patio party the shit out of this hick town I work in.
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 18 2009 03:08 GMT
#14
On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.


i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

Yes they do. You don't understand the area I live in, it's all we do. There's nothing but drinking here. Leno even mentioned us for being drunks.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 18 2009 03:12 GMT
#15
hahaahhaha great story.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 18 2009 03:29 GMT
#16
You should have said "Damn, you caught me." and waited for to to accept her own semi-invitation.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Marine50
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia1764 Posts
July 18 2009 03:33 GMT
#17
What a story!
IRIS FIGHTING!!!
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
July 18 2009 03:36 GMT
#18
On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.


i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

where do u live


What are you talking about?

Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.

They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
July 18 2009 03:46 GMT
#19
On July 18 2009 12:36 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:
On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.


i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

where do u live


What are you talking about?

Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.

They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?


Food lives inside a pressurized can stored away in a pantry somewhere. Also what are the odds the father was buying his underaged daughter and friends some booze so they could get fucked up?
ya had ya shot kid!
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 18 2009 03:56 GMT
#20
On July 18 2009 12:46 Kennelie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2009 12:36 Jayme wrote:
On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:
On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.


i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

where do u live


What are you talking about?

Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.

They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?


Food lives inside a pressurized can stored away in a pantry somewhere. Also what are the odds the father was buying his underaged daughter and friends some booze so they could get fucked up?

Not very likely, they looked well above age, considering I'm in Alberta where legal age is 18. Still a possibility, 'cuz with girls nowadays you're never safe, but I don't think so.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 18 2009 03:57 GMT
#21
On July 18 2009 12:46 Kennelie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2009 12:36 Jayme wrote:
On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:
On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.


i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

where do u live


What are you talking about?

Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.

They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?


Food lives inside a pressurized can stored away in a pantry somewhere. Also what are the odds the father was buying his underaged daughter and friends some booze so they could get fucked up?


pretty high if he is an incestuous pedophile.

and if she is a 7 with a stellar body, get her number asap, quit procrastinating, you night even learn a thing or two.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 18 2009 04:00 GMT
#22
do you have a camera?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 18 2009 04:05 GMT
#23
You want picture of the woman, don't you? Hahaha. I'll see what I can do next time she's in. Hopefully update coming soon!
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
July 18 2009 05:53 GMT
#24
On July 18 2009 12:36 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:
On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:
On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?


About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.


i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

where do u live


What are you talking about?

Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.

They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?


i've only seen a solid 9 few times in my life, when i read about bunch of them walking into a random store my question is where does this happen and why

i assume a 9 would be jessica alba with full makeup on, something that turns heads
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 18 2009 06:36 GMT
#25
haha
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 18 2009 06:45 GMT
#26
On July 18 2009 13:05 MutaDoom wrote:
You want picture of the woman, don't you? Hahaha. I'll see what I can do next time she's in. Hopefully update coming soon!


forget the pictures, go get a blowjob and then make a TL is always right blog.

on second thought you could include pictures in the blog.
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