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hahah i've seen this site before but it seems it has gotten much better.
Today my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, but then she came out of the tunnel. Her connection was much better. MyLifeIsAverage
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I love that the thumbs up/thumbs down system is 'average' and 'meh'.
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Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.
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Today, my mom walked in on me while I was watching a video on the computer. But it wasn't porn, so it was okay. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend left the room to talk on the phone. He told me it was his mom. Later, I looked at his received calls and saw that it was his mom. MLIA.
Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.
rofl
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United States11637 Posts
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
so many good ones hahaha
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
haha pretty good
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United States13896 Posts
"Today, my friend showed me an FML post. I laughed on the outside but not on the inside. MLIA."
owned.
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That site is a million times better than that 'fuck my life' site : D!
My girlfriend called me saying, "We need to talk." I showed up at her house and we had a nice conversation.
Today, I watched a 2 hour movie in Portuguese. There were English subtitles. I understood every word. MLIA
LOL!
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man this is a funny version of FML
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Today, I pushed a door that said pull. No one saw. MLIA
Today, I poured myself a glass of orange juice. It said "Shake well for best taste". I forgot to. It tasted fine. MLIA
Lol, funny site.
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United States7166 Posts
Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.
LOOOOOOL
Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA
Today, I went to open a packet of Splenda. I noticed a line indicating where you should open the packet. I opened it from the other side. Splenda still came out. MLIA.
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Much more witty and better than FML, but Not always right is better still though.
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Today I received my degree in statistics. My life is averages.
LMAO. This is just win.
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Today I pulled out a pair of socks out of my drawer. I saw one of them had a hole on it. I still wore it. MLIA.
FML was kinda sad, but this is hilarious!
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
it's way better than FML. i fucking hate when someone says FML... makes me fucking rage.
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