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Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 17:10:13
May 24 2009 17:06 GMT
#41
On May 25 2009 01:57 snowbird wrote:
My attempt:

Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA

This one is good. The other one was average.
Liquipedia
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 24 2009 17:10 GMT
#42
On May 24 2009 19:14 Kentor wrote:
it's way better than FML. i fucking hate when someone says FML... makes me fucking rage.

Yeah, I used to use FML before it went all mainstream. It was actually pretty funny until I started hearing it everywhere around campus. Then everybody thought I was just part of the 'fad'.
FFFFFUUUUUU-
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ThE_OsToJiY
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada1167 Posts
May 24 2009 17:13 GMT
#43
rofl funnyy =)
@ostojiy
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
May 24 2009 17:15 GMT
#44
Today, I flamed some asswads on TL.net. I didn't get banned. MLIA
posting on liquid sites in current year
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
May 24 2009 17:26 GMT
#45
Today, I ate tuna. MLIA.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Im-JaY
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada69 Posts
May 24 2009 17:55 GMT
#46
Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA.

Lol so true.
phase
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States399 Posts
May 24 2009 20:31 GMT
#47

Today I showed a friend mylifeisaverage.com. She said she's already seen it. I said ok. MLIA
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
May 24 2009 22:03 GMT
#48
Today my shoes came untied while I was carrying a small TV. I walked really carefully and retied them once I found somewhere to put down the TV. MLIA

not really funny...but true at least.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 22:12:06
May 24 2009 22:04 GMT
#49
Today, I felt a lump on my chest. But it's okay, it was my breast. MLIA.


wow almost all of these are funny
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
May 25 2009 07:34 GMT
#50
Today I played a game vs a protoss, they made a dt and I lost, MLIA
I'm like, the coolest
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-25 08:02:43
May 25 2009 07:52 GMT
#51
Today I replied to a thread on TL something so funny I thought it was genius. I re-checked the thread at every reply. No one was talking to me. MLIA

Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA
This was the best one ^^

What is FML? :S
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
May 25 2009 08:48 GMT
#52
On May 25 2009 16:52 VIB wrote:
Today I replied to a thread on TL something so funny I thought it was genius. I re-checked the thread at every reply. No one was talking to me. MLIA

Today I saw a guy say something funny in a thread, but I wanted to say something funny as well. So I ignored his post and posted my funny statement instead in the hopes that people would look over his post and quote/comment/laugh at my post instead. MLIA
Kang Min Fighting!
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 25 2009 12:41 GMT
#53
Today I sent an e-mail to my boss that said "shit" when I meant to say "shut". The spell check changed it for me before I sent it, so that was good. MLIA.

LOL
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
May 25 2009 13:24 GMT
#54
On May 25 2009 02:55 Im-JaY wrote:
Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA.

Lol so true.


god dammit way too true
im gay
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