EPTToday, my 50' plasma went all black, but its ok because I turned it off. MLIA.
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Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
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Pacifist
Israel1683 Posts
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whatusername
Canada1181 Posts
On May 24 2009 19:59 fight_or_flight wrote: The difference between this and FML is that these are actually believable. this is so true thatt was exactly what i thought when reading these | ||
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pangshai
Chinatown5333 Posts
One time I dreamed I was flying. Then I woke up, and I really was! At first I was really scared, but then the stewardess asked if I want anything. I got a sprite. MLIA lol this site is really funny. | ||
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA. I do not understand this one | ||
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littlechava
United States7221 Posts
mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law | ||
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
Today, I couldn't hear what someone had said, so I asked them to repeat themselves. They did, and I still couldn't understand them. I just nodded and agreed. MLIA. Today I drank some Orange Juice after I brushed my teeth. It tasted funny at first but after a while it tasted normal. MLIA. | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On May 24 2009 22:36 littlechava wrote: mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law Law? What the fuck | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Latham
9573 Posts
Today, I went to see a movie and when it said to turn my phone off, I only silenced it. Nobody cared. MLIA LOL so fucking good! | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
omgosh... this is so funny Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email. MLIA | ||
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Synthesis
Canada167 Posts
I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one: "Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch." Also consider checking out: http://www.mylifeisg.com/ | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
On May 24 2009 17:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: my life is exceptional THEN THERE IS NO PLACE ON THE INTERNET FOR YOU! + Show Spoiler + Except TL <3 | ||
micronesia
United States24768 Posts
The consumer can remove tags from their mattress with no problem. The tag just says that for companies selling the mattresses. It's a common joke that the rule actually applies to consumers. | ||
Elyvilon
United States13143 Posts
Today, I was rear ended, sandwiched between two vehicles, then shortly after got into a head on collision. Everyone was fine, we were on the bumper cars at an amusement park. hahahaha This site is like FML, except it's actually funny | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
On May 24 2009 23:54 Synthesis wrote: lol I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one: "Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch." LOL this site is g00t! On May 24 2009 23:46 R3condite wrote: Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email. MLIA you failed at that You need for the audience to think something BIG is about to happen, and then nothing happens. Here's my attempts: Today while driving fast, I got pulled over by the cops. Turns out I wasn't driving too fast, it was just a regular check up. MLIA" Today the stock market crashed. They got the site back up in 20 minutes. MLIA. Today I was walking around with my fly unzipped. My mom told me to zip it up and go get some milk from the store. MLIA | ||
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snowbird
Germany2044 Posts
Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA Today, I forgot my umbrella at home. It didn't rain. MLIA >_< hmm they suck, I fail | ||
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