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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 24 2009 07:56 GMT
#1
For those of you familiar with FML:

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?

Today at my job I told a joke to a co-worker. We both laughed a little, then continued to work in silence. MLIA.


Today I dropped my ipod. Nothing bad happened. MLIA.


These are just some of the many entertaining stories on MLIA.

I posted a blog about MLIA. MLIA.

***
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 24 2009 07:58 GMT
#2
hahah i've seen this site before but it seems it has gotten much better.

Today my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, but then she came out of the tunnel. Her connection was much better. MyLifeIsAverage
Hates Fun🤔
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
May 24 2009 08:02 GMT
#3
hahaha that is awesome
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 08:11:02
May 24 2009 08:07 GMT
#4
I love that the thumbs up/thumbs down system is 'average' and 'meh'.

Edit:
Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 08:11:18
May 24 2009 08:09 GMT
#5
Today, my mom walked in on me while I was watching a video on the computer. But it wasn't porn, so it was okay. MLIA


Today, my boyfriend left the room to talk on the phone. He told me it was his mom. Later, I looked at his received calls and saw that it was his mom. MLIA.


Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.


rofl
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
May 24 2009 08:09 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
May 24 2009 08:09 GMT
#7
my life is exceptional
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
May 24 2009 08:14 GMT
#8
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.


so many good ones hahaha
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
May 24 2009 08:15 GMT
#9
haha pretty good
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
May 24 2009 08:15 GMT
#10
"Today, my friend showed me an FML post. I laughed on the outside but not on the inside. MLIA."

owned.
Moderator
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 08:34:12
May 24 2009 08:31 GMT
#11
That site is a million times better than that 'fuck my life' site : D!

My girlfriend called me saying, "We need to talk." I showed up at her house and we had a nice conversation.

Today, I watched a 2 hour movie in Portuguese. There were English subtitles. I understood every word. MLIA



LOL!
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
May 24 2009 08:35 GMT
#12
So is mine.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
May 24 2009 08:37 GMT
#13
man this is a funny version of FML
im gay
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
May 24 2009 08:53 GMT
#14
Today, I pushed a door that said pull. No one saw. MLIA

Today, I poured myself a glass of orange juice. It said "Shake well for best taste". I forgot to. It tasted fine. MLIA

Lol, funny site.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4844 Posts
May 24 2009 09:23 GMT
#15
MLIA, FML.
Complete the cycle!
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 09:49:03
May 24 2009 09:35 GMT
#16
Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.

LOOOOOOL

Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA

Today, I went to open a packet of Splenda. I noticed a line indicating where you should open the packet. I opened it from the other side. Splenda still came out. MLIA.
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
May 24 2009 09:48 GMT
#17
Much more witty and better than FML, but Not always right is better still though.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
MyStiC_Chaos
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States499 Posts
May 24 2009 09:58 GMT
#18
Today I received my degree in statistics. My life is averages.


LMAO. This is just win.
bN`
Profile Joined May 2009
Slovenia504 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 10:05:32
May 24 2009 10:04 GMT
#19
Today I pulled out a pair of socks out of my drawer. I saw one of them had a hole on it. I still wore it. MLIA.

FML was kinda sad, but this is hilarious!
"It's just a ride." - Bill Hicks
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 10:17:07
May 24 2009 10:14 GMT
#20
it's way better than FML. i fucking hate when someone says FML... makes me fucking rage.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 24 2009 10:54 GMT
#21
Today, my 50' plasma went all black, but its ok because I turned it off. MLIA.


^ needs past perfect tense. stopped reading
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
May 24 2009 10:59 GMT
#22
The difference between this and FML is that these are actually believable.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Pacifist
Profile Joined October 2003
Israel1683 Posts
May 24 2009 11:30 GMT
#23
Today my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, but then she came out of the tunnel. Her connection was much better. MyLifeIsAverage

LOL
Riding a bike is overrated.
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
May 24 2009 11:44 GMT
#24
On May 24 2009 19:59 fight_or_flight wrote:
The difference between this and FML is that these are actually believable.


this is so true

thatt was exactly what i thought when reading these
im gay
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
May 24 2009 11:47 GMT
#25
One time I dreamed I was flying. Then I woke up, and I really was! At first I was really scared, but then the stewardess asked if I want anything. I got a sprite. MLIA


lol this site is really funny.
#1 midas fan
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
May 24 2009 13:13 GMT
#26
Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA.

I do not understand this one
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
May 24 2009 13:36 GMT
#27
On May 24 2009 22:13 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA.

I do not understand this one

mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law
Entusman #12
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 13:49:54
May 24 2009 13:43 GMT
#28
man this site makes me so much happier, nothing bad happens, yay!

Today, I couldn't hear what someone had said, so I asked them to repeat themselves. They did, and I still couldn't understand them. I just nodded and agreed. MLIA.


Today I drank some Orange Juice after I brushed my teeth. It tasted funny at first but after a while it tasted normal. MLIA.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
May 24 2009 13:48 GMT
#29
On May 24 2009 22:36 littlechava wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2009 22:13 Racenilatr wrote:
Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA.

I do not understand this one

mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law


Law? What the fuck
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 24 2009 14:06 GMT
#30
LOL MLIA.. hahaha prety cool
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9568 Posts
May 24 2009 14:20 GMT
#31
Today, someone texted me say "guess what!". I didn't guess, I said "what?". They still told me without making me guess. MLIA

Today, I went to see a movie and when it said to turn my phone off, I only silenced it. Nobody cared. MLIA

LOL so fucking good!
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 24 2009 14:46 GMT
#32
ROFL

omgosh... this is so funny

Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email.
MLIA
ggyo...
Synthesis
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada167 Posts
May 24 2009 14:54 GMT
#33
lol

I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one:

"Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch."

Also consider checking out: http://www.mylifeisg.com/
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 24 2009 14:57 GMT
#34
This is definitely better than FML.
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
May 24 2009 15:05 GMT
#35
this site made my day.
I am not good with quotes
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 24 2009 15:30 GMT
#36
On May 24 2009 17:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
my life is exceptional

THEN THERE IS NO PLACE ON THE INTERNET FOR YOU!

+ Show Spoiler +
Except TL <3
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24755 Posts
May 24 2009 15:31 GMT
#37
On May 24 2009 22:48 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2009 22:36 littlechava wrote:
On May 24 2009 22:13 Racenilatr wrote:
Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA.

I do not understand this one

mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law


Law? What the fuck

The consumer can remove tags from their mattress with no problem. The tag just says that for companies selling the mattresses. It's a common joke that the rule actually applies to consumers.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
May 24 2009 16:45 GMT
#38
This morning, I ate Trix cereal in front of my rabbit. She did not try to steal it. MLIA

Today, I was rear ended, sandwiched between two vehicles, then shortly after got into a head on collision. Everyone was fine, we were on the bumper cars at an amusement park.

hahahaha

This site is like FML, except it's actually funny
Liquipedia
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 16:57:09
May 24 2009 16:50 GMT
#39
On May 24 2009 23:54 Synthesis wrote:
lol

I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one:

"Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch."

LOL

this site is g00t!

On May 24 2009 23:46 R3condite wrote:
Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email.
MLIA

you failed at that

You need for the audience to think something BIG is about to happen, and then nothing happens.

Here's my attempts:
Today while driving fast, I got pulled over by the cops.
Turns out I wasn't driving too fast, it was just a regular check up.
MLIA"


Today the stock market crashed.
They got the site back up in 20 minutes.
MLIA.


Today I was walking around with my fly unzipped.
My mom told me to zip it up and go get some milk from the store.
MLIA
snowbird
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Germany2044 Posts
May 24 2009 16:57 GMT
#40
My attempt:

Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA


Today, I forgot my umbrella at home. It didn't rain. MLIA


>_<

hmm they suck, I fail
@riotsnowbird
Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 17:10:13
May 24 2009 17:06 GMT
#41
On May 25 2009 01:57 snowbird wrote:
My attempt:

Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA

This one is good. The other one was average.
Liquipedia
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 24 2009 17:10 GMT
#42
On May 24 2009 19:14 Kentor wrote:
it's way better than FML. i fucking hate when someone says FML... makes me fucking rage.

Yeah, I used to use FML before it went all mainstream. It was actually pretty funny until I started hearing it everywhere around campus. Then everybody thought I was just part of the 'fad'.
FFFFFUUUUUU-
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ThE_OsToJiY
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada1167 Posts
May 24 2009 17:13 GMT
#43
rofl funnyy =)
@ostojiy
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
May 24 2009 17:15 GMT
#44
Today, I flamed some asswads on TL.net. I didn't get banned. MLIA
posting on liquid sites in current year
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
May 24 2009 17:26 GMT
#45
Today, I ate tuna. MLIA.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Im-JaY
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada69 Posts
May 24 2009 17:55 GMT
#46
Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA.

Lol so true.
phase
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States399 Posts
May 24 2009 20:31 GMT
#47

Today I showed a friend mylifeisaverage.com. She said she's already seen it. I said ok. MLIA
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
May 24 2009 22:03 GMT
#48
Today my shoes came untied while I was carrying a small TV. I walked really carefully and retied them once I found somewhere to put down the TV. MLIA

not really funny...but true at least.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-24 22:12:06
May 24 2009 22:04 GMT
#49
Today, I felt a lump on my chest. But it's okay, it was my breast. MLIA.


wow almost all of these are funny
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
May 25 2009 07:34 GMT
#50
Today I played a game vs a protoss, they made a dt and I lost, MLIA
I'm like, the coolest
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-25 08:02:43
May 25 2009 07:52 GMT
#51
Today I replied to a thread on TL something so funny I thought it was genius. I re-checked the thread at every reply. No one was talking to me. MLIA

Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA
This was the best one ^^

What is FML? :S
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
May 25 2009 08:48 GMT
#52
On May 25 2009 16:52 VIB wrote:
Today I replied to a thread on TL something so funny I thought it was genius. I re-checked the thread at every reply. No one was talking to me. MLIA

Today I saw a guy say something funny in a thread, but I wanted to say something funny as well. So I ignored his post and posted my funny statement instead in the hopes that people would look over his post and quote/comment/laugh at my post instead. MLIA
Kang Min Fighting!
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 25 2009 12:41 GMT
#53
Today I sent an e-mail to my boss that said "shit" when I meant to say "shut". The spell check changed it for me before I sent it, so that was good. MLIA.

LOL
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
May 25 2009 13:24 GMT
#54
On May 25 2009 02:55 Im-JaY wrote:
Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA.

Lol so true.


god dammit way too true
im gay
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