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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php? Today at my job I told a joke to a co-worker. We both laughed a little, then continued to work in silence. MLIA. Today I dropped my ipod. Nothing bad happened. MLIA. These are just some of the many entertaining stories on MLIA. I posted a blog about MLIA. MLIA.   | ||
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paper
13196 Posts
Today my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, but then she came out of the tunnel. Her connection was much better. MyLifeIsAverage | ||
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FragKrag
United States11562 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
Edit: Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA. | ||
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ThePhan2m
Norway2751 Posts
Today, my mom walked in on me while I was watching a video on the computer. But it wasn't porn, so it was okay. MLIA Today, my boyfriend left the room to talk on the phone. He told me it was his mom. Later, I looked at his received calls and saw that it was his mom. MLIA. Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA. rofl | ||
boesthius
United States11637 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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ThePhan2m
Norway2751 Posts
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA. so many good ones hahaha | ||
Plexa
Aotearoa39261 Posts
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p4NDemik
United States13896 Posts
owned. | ||
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
My girlfriend called me saying, "We need to talk." I showed up at her house and we had a nice conversation. Today, I watched a 2 hour movie in Portuguese. There were English subtitles. I understood every word. MLIA LOL! | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
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whatusername
Canada1181 Posts
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Piy
Scotland3152 Posts
Today, I poured myself a glass of orange juice. It said "Shake well for best taste". I forgot to. It tasted fine. MLIA Lol, funny site. | ||
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Naib
Hungary4889 Posts
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Zelniq
United States7166 Posts
LOOOOOOL Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA Today, I went to open a packet of Splenda. I noticed a line indicating where you should open the packet. I opened it from the other side. Splenda still came out. MLIA. | ||
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samachking
Bahrain4949 Posts
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MyStiC_Chaos
United States499 Posts
LMAO. This is just win. | ||
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bN`
Slovenia504 Posts
FML was kinda sad, but this is hilarious! | ||
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
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Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
Today, my 50' plasma went all black, but its ok because I turned it off. MLIA. ^ needs past perfect tense. stopped reading | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
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Pacifist
Israel1683 Posts
LOL | ||
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whatusername
Canada1181 Posts
On May 24 2009 19:59 fight_or_flight wrote: The difference between this and FML is that these are actually believable. this is so true thatt was exactly what i thought when reading these | ||
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pangshai
Chinatown5333 Posts
One time I dreamed I was flying. Then I woke up, and I really was! At first I was really scared, but then the stewardess asked if I want anything. I got a sprite. MLIA lol this site is really funny. | ||
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA. I do not understand this one | ||
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littlechava
United States7221 Posts
mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law | ||
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
Today, I couldn't hear what someone had said, so I asked them to repeat themselves. They did, and I still couldn't understand them. I just nodded and agreed. MLIA. Today I drank some Orange Juice after I brushed my teeth. It tasted funny at first but after a while it tasted normal. MLIA. | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On May 24 2009 22:36 littlechava wrote: mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law Law? What the fuck | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Latham
9573 Posts
Today, I went to see a movie and when it said to turn my phone off, I only silenced it. Nobody cared. MLIA LOL so fucking good! | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
omgosh... this is so funny Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email. MLIA | ||
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Synthesis
Canada167 Posts
I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one: "Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch." Also consider checking out: http://www.mylifeisg.com/ | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
On May 24 2009 17:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: my life is exceptional THEN THERE IS NO PLACE ON THE INTERNET FOR YOU! + Show Spoiler + Except TL <3 | ||
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micronesia
United States24768 Posts
The consumer can remove tags from their mattress with no problem. The tag just says that for companies selling the mattresses. It's a common joke that the rule actually applies to consumers. | ||
Elyvilon
United States13143 Posts
Today, I was rear ended, sandwiched between two vehicles, then shortly after got into a head on collision. Everyone was fine, we were on the bumper cars at an amusement park. hahahaha This site is like FML, except it's actually funny | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
On May 24 2009 23:54 Synthesis wrote: lol I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one: "Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch." LOL this site is g00t! On May 24 2009 23:46 R3condite wrote: Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email. MLIA you failed at that You need for the audience to think something BIG is about to happen, and then nothing happens. Here's my attempts: Today while driving fast, I got pulled over by the cops. Turns out I wasn't driving too fast, it was just a regular check up. MLIA" Today the stock market crashed. They got the site back up in 20 minutes. MLIA. Today I was walking around with my fly unzipped. My mom told me to zip it up and go get some milk from the store. MLIA | ||
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snowbird
Germany2044 Posts
Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA Today, I forgot my umbrella at home. It didn't rain. MLIA >_< hmm they suck, I fail | ||
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Elyvilon
United States13143 Posts
On May 25 2009 01:57 snowbird wrote: My attempt: Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA This one is good. The other one was average. | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On May 24 2009 19:14 Kentor wrote: it's way better than FML. i fucking hate when someone says FML... makes me fucking rage. Yeah, I used to use FML before it went all mainstream. It was actually pretty funny until I started hearing it everywhere around campus. Then everybody thought I was just part of the 'fad'. FFFFFUUUUUU- | ||
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ThE_OsToJiY
Canada1167 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
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Harem
United States11393 Posts
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Im-JaY
Canada69 Posts
Lol so true. | ||
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phase
United States399 Posts
Today I showed a friend mylifeisaverage.com. She said she's already seen it. I said ok. MLIA | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
not really funny...but true at least. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
wow almost all of these are funny | ||
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EGMachine
United States1643 Posts
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VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA This was the best one ^^What is FML? :S | ||
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GrayArea
United States872 Posts
On May 25 2009 16:52 VIB wrote: Today I replied to a thread on TL something so funny I thought it was genius. I re-checked the thread at every reply. No one was talking to me. MLIA Today I saw a guy say something funny in a thread, but I wanted to say something funny as well. So I ignored his post and posted my funny statement instead in the hopes that people would look over his post and quote/comment/laugh at my post instead. MLIA | ||
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
LOL | ||
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whatusername
Canada1181 Posts
On May 25 2009 02:55 Im-JaY wrote: Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA. Lol so true. god dammit way too true | ||
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