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hahah i've seen this site before but it seems it has gotten much better.
Today my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, but then she came out of the tunnel. Her connection was much better. MyLifeIsAverage
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I love that the thumbs up/thumbs down system is 'average' and 'meh'.
Edit:
Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.
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Today, my mom walked in on me while I was watching a video on the computer. But it wasn't porn, so it was okay. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend left the room to talk on the phone. He told me it was his mom. Later, I looked at his received calls and saw that it was his mom. MLIA.
Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.
rofl
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
so many good ones hahaha
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
haha pretty good
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United States13896 Posts
"Today, my friend showed me an FML post. I laughed on the outside but not on the inside. MLIA."
owned.
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That site is a million times better than that 'fuck my life' site : D!
My girlfriend called me saying, "We need to talk." I showed up at her house and we had a nice conversation.
Today, I watched a 2 hour movie in Portuguese. There were English subtitles. I understood every word. MLIA
LOL!
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man this is a funny version of FML
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Today, I pushed a door that said pull. No one saw. MLIA
Today, I poured myself a glass of orange juice. It said "Shake well for best taste". I forgot to. It tasted fine. MLIA
Lol, funny site.
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United States7166 Posts
Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.
LOOOOOOL
Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA
Today, I went to open a packet of Splenda. I noticed a line indicating where you should open the packet. I opened it from the other side. Splenda still came out. MLIA.
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Much more witty and better than FML, but Not always right is better still though.
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Today I received my degree in statistics. My life is averages.
LMAO. This is just win.
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Today I pulled out a pair of socks out of my drawer. I saw one of them had a hole on it. I still wore it. MLIA.
FML was kinda sad, but this is hilarious!
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
it's way better than FML. i fucking hate when someone says FML... makes me fucking rage.
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Netherlands6142 Posts
Today, my 50' plasma went all black, but its ok because I turned it off. MLIA.
^ needs past perfect tense. stopped reading
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The difference between this and FML is that these are actually believable.
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Today my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, but then she came out of the tunnel. Her connection was much better. MyLifeIsAverage
LOL
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On May 24 2009 19:59 fight_or_flight wrote: The difference between this and FML is that these are actually believable.
this is so true
thatt was exactly what i thought when reading these
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One time I dreamed I was flying. Then I woke up, and I really was! At first I was really scared, but then the stewardess asked if I want anything. I got a sprite. MLIA
lol this site is really funny.
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Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA. I do not understand this one
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On May 24 2009 22:13 Racenilatr wrote:Show nested quote +Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA. I do not understand this one mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law
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man this site makes me so much happier, nothing bad happens, yay!
Today, I couldn't hear what someone had said, so I asked them to repeat themselves. They did, and I still couldn't understand them. I just nodded and agreed. MLIA.
Today I drank some Orange Juice after I brushed my teeth. It tasted funny at first but after a while it tasted normal. MLIA.
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On May 24 2009 22:36 littlechava wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2009 22:13 Racenilatr wrote:Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA. I do not understand this one mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law
Law? What the fuck
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
LOL MLIA.. hahaha prety cool
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Today, someone texted me say "guess what!". I didn't guess, I said "what?". They still told me without making me guess. MLIA
Today, I went to see a movie and when it said to turn my phone off, I only silenced it. Nobody cared. MLIA
LOL so fucking good!
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ROFL
omgosh... this is so funny
Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email. MLIA
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lol
I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one:
"Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch."
Also consider checking out: http://www.mylifeisg.com/
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This is definitely better than FML.
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On May 24 2009 17:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: my life is exceptional THEN THERE IS NO PLACE ON THE INTERNET FOR YOU!
+ Show Spoiler +
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United States24612 Posts
On May 24 2009 22:48 Zoler wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2009 22:36 littlechava wrote:On May 24 2009 22:13 Racenilatr wrote:Today, I ripped the tag off of my bed's mattress. I have not yet been arrested. MLIA. I do not understand this one mattress tags say you can't tear them off, and if you do it's punishable by law Law? What the fuck The consumer can remove tags from their mattress with no problem. The tag just says that for companies selling the mattresses. It's a common joke that the rule actually applies to consumers.
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United States13143 Posts
This morning, I ate Trix cereal in front of my rabbit. She did not try to steal it. MLIA
Today, I was rear ended, sandwiched between two vehicles, then shortly after got into a head on collision. Everyone was fine, we were on the bumper cars at an amusement park.
hahahaha
This site is like FML, except it's actually funny
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On May 24 2009 23:54 Synthesis wrote: lol
I remember going on this site like a week ago, I liked this one:
"Today I was laying on the couch when I realized I was hungry. I didn't know what to eat, so I continued laying on the couch."
LOL
this site is g00t!
On May 24 2009 23:46 R3condite wrote: Today i got up @ around 10:00, read some TL threads, and checked my email. MLIA you failed at that
You need for the audience to think something BIG is about to happen, and then nothing happens.
Here's my attempts:
Today while driving fast, I got pulled over by the cops. Turns out I wasn't driving too fast, it was just a regular check up. MLIA"
Today the stock market crashed. They got the site back up in 20 minutes. MLIA.
Today I was walking around with my fly unzipped. My mom told me to zip it up and go get some milk from the store. MLIA
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My attempt:
Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA
Today, I forgot my umbrella at home. It didn't rain. MLIA
>_<
hmm they suck, I fail
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United States13143 Posts
On May 25 2009 01:57 snowbird wrote: My attempt:
Today, I saw my girlfriend with another man. It was her father. MLIA
This one is good. The other one was average.
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Canada7170 Posts
On May 24 2009 19:14 Kentor wrote: it's way better than FML. i fucking hate when someone says FML... makes me fucking rage. Yeah, I used to use FML before it went all mainstream. It was actually pretty funny until I started hearing it everywhere around campus. Then everybody thought I was just part of the 'fad'. FFFFFUUUUUU-
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Today, I flamed some asswads on TL.net. I didn't get banned. MLIA
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United States11390 Posts
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Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA.
Lol so true.
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Today I showed a friend mylifeisaverage.com. She said she's already seen it. I said ok. MLIA
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Today my shoes came untied while I was carrying a small TV. I walked really carefully and retied them once I found somewhere to put down the TV. MLIA
not really funny...but true at least.
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Today, I felt a lump on my chest. But it's okay, it was my breast. MLIA.
wow almost all of these are funny
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Today I played a game vs a protoss, they made a dt and I lost, MLIA
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Today I replied to a thread on TL something so funny I thought it was genius. I re-checked the thread at every reply. No one was talking to me. MLIA
Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA This was the best one ^^
What is FML? :S
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On May 25 2009 16:52 VIB wrote: Today I replied to a thread on TL something so funny I thought it was genius. I re-checked the thread at every reply. No one was talking to me. MLIA Today I saw a guy say something funny in a thread, but I wanted to say something funny as well. So I ignored his post and posted my funny statement instead in the hopes that people would look over his post and quote/comment/laugh at my post instead. MLIA
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Today I sent an e-mail to my boss that said "shit" when I meant to say "shut". The spell check changed it for me before I sent it, so that was good. MLIA.
LOL
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On May 25 2009 02:55 Im-JaY wrote: Today, a girl I really liked logged onto AIM. I waited a few minutes before messaging her so that I wouldn't come across as creepy. MLIA.
Lol so true.
god dammit way too true
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