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On April 20 2009 18:48 rushz0rz wrote:Show nested quote +On April 19 2009 13:16 travis wrote: dude a few years ago I lived in this shitty trailer/house thing, shared it with a buddy. and spiders were fucking everywhere in it. scared the crap out of me regularly.
one time I got up in the morning, went to take a shower, grabbed my luffa thing and started cleaning myself.... and it feels weird and i look down, and there is a gigantic spider in it that im rubbing against my bare chest. freaked me out SO BAD.
luckily it was dead, all bloated and gross from the water. but still it was scary wtf was it doing in there. holy fuck. im TERRIFIED of spiders. i actually scream when i see a big one. have you seen the movie Arachnophobia? fucking christ. That movie was so boring that I stopped watching it and had sex midway through. And I was on shrooms so that is saying something about how boring it was.
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lolz you just live la vida loca 24/7 don't you.
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oh i was watching it in a hotel
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On April 19 2009 13:55 errol1001 wrote:^H is a nerd joke from the 90's. ..I don't know why people are using this in 2009 though Because it works. ^H means backspace. Pounding out a few caret-Hs is easier than doing [s]strikethrough[/s]. You also seem to miss the point. The ^Hs themselves are not a joke. They are simply a way to modify the term Delete Fucking Everything to relate to bug bombs while still leaving it (more) obvious what the original phrase is, much the same way as you might see someone use strikethrough today. No one expects people to look at strikethrough and say "lolol strikethrough" and nerds from the 90s don't expect people to say 'hahaha lookit that fucken ^H'. It's not a joke, it's a notation.
I'm not too ashamed of having used computers in the 90s, or 80s either. I'm old. Not punch card old though. But I wouldn't feel the need to be a dick about someone saying "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate".
+ Show Spoiler +On April 19 2009 13:55 errol1001 wrote: Starcraft is a nerd game from the 90's.
... I don't know why people are playing this in 2009 though because it's fun
[/OT] <- another joke? From the 90s? Spiders suck. Look what they made me do.
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On April 21 2009 11:01 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On April 20 2009 18:48 rushz0rz wrote:On April 19 2009 13:16 travis wrote: dude a few years ago I lived in this shitty trailer/house thing, shared it with a buddy. and spiders were fucking everywhere in it. scared the crap out of me regularly.
one time I got up in the morning, went to take a shower, grabbed my luffa thing and started cleaning myself.... and it feels weird and i look down, and there is a gigantic spider in it that im rubbing against my bare chest. freaked me out SO BAD.
luckily it was dead, all bloated and gross from the water. but still it was scary wtf was it doing in there. holy fuck. im TERRIFIED of spiders. i actually scream when i see a big one. have you seen the movie Arachnophobia? fucking christ. That movie was so boring that I stopped watching it and had sex midway through. And I was on shrooms so that is saying something about how boring it was.
Yeah it was pretty boring... but man... those fucking spiders...
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Spiders.... *shudder* The worst nightmares I have ever had where when I was dreaming about the spiders on me in my bad but then I like half woke up so I still saw them briefly which caused me to get the fuck out of bed and run out of the room for like 10 min.
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Oversensitive much MamiyaOtaru? And christ, mincing words over saying it was a nerd joke rather than saying it is a nerdy means of making a joke. I already explained what it was to people who didn't know what it was. But you can already see how this means of making a joke is failing when many people don't even understand it anymore. If you don't like the strikethrough, I suggest the slash, as it can serve the same purpose. You can slash\\\\\BUGBOMB spiders too. Whatever.
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On April 19 2009 13:16 travis wrote:+ Show Spoiler + dude a few years ago I lived in this shitty trailer/house thing, shared it with a buddy. and spiders were fucking everywhere in it. scared the crap out of me regularly.
one time I got up in the morning, went to take a shower, grabbed my luffa thing and started cleaning myself.... and it feels weird and i look down, and there is a gigantic spider in it that im rubbing against my bare chest. freaked me out SO BAD.
luckily it was dead, all bloated and gross from the water. but still it was scary wtf was it doing in there.
Reading this makes remember the time when I saw a freaking giant grasshopper sitting on my towel after i took a shower. I screamed like a girl and ran out from the bathroom. Bugs and spiders freak me out so much.
Another "bug incident" was when I was playing SSBM on my Gamecube. I look down and on my chests sits a fat black spider. Just remembering this makes me sweat and my heart race.
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I have large grasshopper/crickets that are pretty much see through in my bathroom all the time. The thing that sucks about them is that they are much harder to kill than a spider. Spiders don't see you coming from above. Grasshoppers though, must have eyes on their head. Best way I've found of killing them is dropping a tissue box from 4 feet or so onto them. If they react fast enough, they jump, and it's pretty unpredictable where they're going to jump.
Then just recently, I sat down at the toilet, and one jumped right into my pants (around my ankles). Bit freaky. At least they aren't deadly..
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On April 22 2009 02:39 MagisterMan wrote:Show nested quote +On April 19 2009 13:16 travis wrote:+ Show Spoiler + dude a few years ago I lived in this shitty trailer/house thing, shared it with a buddy. and spiders were fucking everywhere in it. scared the crap out of me regularly.
one time I got up in the morning, went to take a shower, grabbed my luffa thing and started cleaning myself.... and it feels weird and i look down, and there is a gigantic spider in it that im rubbing against my bare chest. freaked me out SO BAD.
luckily it was dead, all bloated and gross from the water. but still it was scary wtf was it doing in there.
Reading this makes remember the time when I saw a freaking giant grasshopper sitting on my towel after i took a shower. I screamed like a girl and ran out from the bathroom. Bugs and spiders freak me out so much. Another "bug incident" was when I was playing SSBM on my Gamecube. I look down and on my chests sits a fat black spider. Just remembering this makes me sweat and my heart race. I grabbed one of those it was a bit longer than 5 inches (cricket), it bit the fuck out of me so I threw it down then jumped on it. Righteous.
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OmgIRok's Silent Kill Method. Get a napkin/tissue, place it 2ft directly above spider, drop it, and when it covers the spider, you go apeshit tap dancing on the fucking piece of paper. You can also try placing your DDR pad over the tissue and playing until you get tired, then get your phone book and place it over the napkin and leave it there.
It's always fun to do this, I still have a phonebook in the center of my living room, I guess I should check on it sometime.
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