EPTNo Prom date for me :( - Page 6
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. | ||
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Sunhay
Canada303 Posts
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context.. You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. i agree, i just tried this out and it worked! | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
On April 12 2009 13:26 Straylight wrote: Hahaha high school kids. | ||
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lesser_good
Canada698 Posts
On April 13 2009 08:05 Bub wrote: | ||
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Tinithor
United States1552 Posts
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JIJIyO
Canada1957 Posts
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Brett
Australia3820 Posts
Insert the words " in front of a" after 'walk' and this thread would have provided appropriate advice for the kid. Holy balls, your mother doesn't like you talking to girls on the internet, looks over your shoulder all the time AND you're rather anti social? THERE'S A SURPRISE! Fucking over-protective parents... MY POOR LITTLE JIMMY CANT GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK IF HE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE!!! MUAHAHAHA. Jesus christ. I feel sorry for you :\ | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHFlk;djfksld;jfsdklf;dsj;dfsksd;ldf | ||
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Jayson X
Switzerland2431 Posts
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Guilford
Australia290 Posts
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context.. You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. lol this might work. | ||
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Vharox
United States1037 Posts
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context.. You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. LOL! aaaah I just diedddddd | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
and i don't mean your ex-gf | ||
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InToTheWannaB
United States4770 Posts
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context.. You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. wtf......my face hurts now from laughing | ||
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seakebab
Australia54 Posts
way to go. | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9101 Posts
Stop being so damn whipped by your mom. If you're going to prom you must be 17-18 years old right? If your mom don't like it give here a good slap to the face and tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich or somethin. | ||
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onihunter
United States515 Posts
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + start with On April 15 2009 08:45 Jonoman92 wrote: Does your mom read you screen constantly? I mean wtf it take 5 seconds to pop up the screen read what she wrote and respond. Stop being so damn whipped by your mom. If you're going to prom you must be 17-18 years old right? If your mom don't like it give here a good slap to the face and tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich or somethin. and follow it up with On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context.. You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. good ruck, lol | ||
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1133 Posts
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context.. You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. I like you | ||
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sheepyd
11 Posts
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context.. You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week. If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest. Good ruck. omg rofl. insensitive troll is insensitive.  | ||
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