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I just angered my Prom date and she told me to go Prom alone.
The story is that last night I chatted with her while doing the term paper for Critical Analysis class. She had her yahoo messenger id in invisible mode. She was telling me that she was sad and crying. At that moment, my mom was around. Apparently, my mom doesn't like me chatting especially with girls so I ignored her messages while my mom was there. Then she asked me I was supposed to soothe her because she was sad. My mom was still around so any messages with the content related to her would draw her attention. I chose to lie and told her because I was doing the term paper and sleepy, I didn't noticed her messages. Then she told me that I was just like anyone else, I didn't care for her. Then I tried to apologize. And It was late at night so I thought she had been asleep. I put up a my yahoo messenger status "no date for me, going prom alone" because I thought she wouldn't go to Prom with me anymore. Then she messaged me asking if I put that up on purpose and told me that she wouldn't go with me anymore, then she told me good night.
Look like I just screwed up everything. Just hope it won't affect the friendship (.
How foolish me!
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Dude im really sorry. that sounds terribble!
Hope that everything turns out ok.
T.T
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United States4991 Posts
Wow, you're pretty dumb
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Explain the assumptions you made to her while expecting nothing, and hopefully she'll forgive you. =/
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Just apologize and tell her the truth?
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When I read, 'no date for me, going prom alone', I read that in the context that you would rather go alone. This doesn't sound like an irreparable situation by any means. Can you not just call her and talk it over? Perhaps drive over and talk it out? You give up far too easily imo if you haven't at least tried this.
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Your mom must be tyrannical if she doesn't allow you to communicate textually with people (especially those of the opposite sex) using the internet.
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On April 12 2009 11:34 Ancestral wrote: Your mom must be tyrannical if she doesn't allow you to communicate textually with people (especially those of the opposite sex) using the internet. I think the last three words of that sentense has to do a lot of why she doesn't do that.
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your mom sounds like mine when it comes to chatting XD
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wow man you failed thur.
who cares if your mom is around. if you care about the girl and she is upset help her. your mom should understand if someone is upset and you're helping them. ffs you're going to prom how can a mother care if you talk to girls...
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It's pretty clear that you want to go and I know she wants to go by default. Say whatever you need to say to go together and bring her a gift (even something really inexpensive / simple ) just to seal the deal. Prom is one of those 'forever to remember' things so make it good...for yourself if no one else.
Who knows, if you play it right you may get to blow your load in her throat before the night is over. Just some devil's advocate incentive.
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I don't have her number and I am still high school student (no driving) so no ways I can talk to her now. Well, I am pretty shy to ask any girls to go with me, she was the one asked me if I want to go to Prom with her, maybe because she knew that I was too shy to ask.
About my mom, I think she just wanted me to concentrate in studying and nothing else.
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On April 12 2009 11:35 Folca wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2009 11:34 Ancestral wrote: Your mom must be tyrannical if she doesn't allow you to communicate textually with people (especially those of the opposite sex) using the internet. I think the last three words of that sentense has to do a lot of why she doesn't do that. Right, but most parents I would assume have moved out of the 19th century by now. The internet is a method of communicating information, nothing more, though I suppose it has profane uses. Chatting is not the same as downloading porn (which isn't bad anyway either - different discussion I guess), or soliciting sex from minors, or harassing people etc.
Parenting is always the answer - not preventing your children from using an input device for sending English characters to a device that interprets them and the sends them across a network for another person to read.
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On April 12 2009 11:29 HnR)Insane wrote:Wow, you're pretty dumb
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man u should have been like "wait my mom is around... cant talk srry "
the truth is always better but know u wat oh well to late now
just go and talk to her
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yeah, I know, maybe my sleepy head was the problem
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On April 12 2009 11:41 G5 wrote:
and so is your mom. No talking to girls wtf is she trying to make you gay
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how can anyone feel sorry for this guy, you sir are a blundering buffoon, how in the fuck does it not cross your mind that someone who is crying and telling you about it is not going to become more distraught when you ignore them. and as an added bonus you changed your status to: " no date for me, going prom alone" on the same night Wow.
Going out of your way to destroy someone's self esteem and enjoy said someone's suffering is one thing, but this.. this is unbelievable, what is wrong with you?
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
based on this story I know
A. you are asian
B. she is asian
I know this for a LOT of real racist/generalized reasons but the big sell was when you said "foolish."
bingo
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boo hoo at least you had one at one point and can still go alone
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I must admit that I have done something consider rude and unforgivable. When think about it, I just feel bad about myself.
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This sounds repairable. Fix it now, before it's too late. I'm sure if you try hard enough, ask enough people, you can get her number. She asked you to the prom, and your status line must have made it look like you didn't wanna go. It could have been read that way. Don't be a fool. Put your pride aside and fix it.
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On April 12 2009 11:49 {88}iNcontroL wrote: based on this story I know
A. you are asian
B. she is asian
I know this for a LOT of real racist/generalized reasons but the big sell was when you said "foolish."
bingo
On April 12 2009 11:38 Guilford wrote: About my mom, I think she just wanted me to concentrate in studying and nothing else.
Easy?
EDIT: Seriously guy, get her number and give her a call. Maybe she has a number on Facebook? Do you have any other friends on MSN that know her well?
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:S
Just do something nice for her to win her back. Don't be a dick by just forgetting it. Chances are she's just as upset about having no one to go to prom with as you are.
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You'r mom doesn't like you chatting with girls? Damn...I feel sorry for you mate~
Regarding your situation. Just go out, apologize, avoid further stupid mistakes and if all else fails it seems like you can ask your mom to prom~
Just trying to lighten the mood, buddy
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On April 12 2009 11:49 {88}iNcontroL wrote: based on this story I know
A. you are asian
B. she is asian
I know this for a LOT of real racist/generalized reasons but the big sell was when you said "foolish."
bingo bingo is the name-o
yeah asian is rite...
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tl;dr
mom > prom date
Good luck in the future!
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That was foolish, well here's the thing, 1. You should have either forced yourself to chat with her, w/ or w/out your mom, DAMN your a MAN and you should be talking to chicks, why whould she care?? Unless your girl is some sort of prostitute, than it should be alright with your mom, your mom should be PROUD
2. Never make a stat like 'I have no date in prom" it's like you want her to hear you, and she might misunderstand what your trying to say, she could have misinterpreted it as you don't want her to be your prom date anymore.
3. Why did you have to lie?? You could have just told her the truth, well I understand that in a situation like that, you were looking for a better excuse, but seriously, the truth shall set you FREE!!
4. www.persiangap.com just type in her messenger ID so you know if she's online or not.
5. Give her time to COOL DOWN, if you keep on texting her or what not, she'll just get annoyed alright? So give it time, and then when the time is right... Ask her out on a date, but (just to be on the sweet side) bring her a bouquet of flowers, or chocolate, as a peace offering. Ok??
Let me know how this turns out. :D
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On April 12 2009 11:54 riptide wrote: This sounds repairable. Fix it now, before it's too late. I'm sure if you try hard enough, ask enough people, you can get her number. She asked you to the prom, and your status line must have made it look like you didn't wanna go. It could have been read that way. Don't be a fool. Put your pride aside and fix it.
QFT
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I didn't even know her number so I noways I will text her. And I am not that much of romantic guy. I am shy and rarely go out with friend and I am not in town at the moment. I will let you know how this turns out.
And you are right, I am asian.
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Hmm, I can give you more advices, but I gotta know, WHERE are you from???
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Canada7170 Posts
On April 12 2009 11:39 Ancestral wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2009 11:35 Folca wrote:On April 12 2009 11:34 Ancestral wrote: Your mom must be tyrannical if she doesn't allow you to communicate textually with people (especially those of the opposite sex) using the internet. I think the last three words of that sentense has to do a lot of why she doesn't do that. Right, but most parents I would assume have moved out of the 19th century by now. The internet is a method of communicating information, nothing more, though I suppose it has profane uses. Chatting is not the same as downloading porn (which isn't bad anyway either - different discussion I guess), or soliciting sex from minors, or harassing people etc. Parenting is always the answer - not preventing your children from using an input device for sending English characters to a device that interprets them and the sends them across a network for another person to read. Bad assumption. Many parents still don't understand today's technology, and perhaps never will. I've lived out of the house of two years now and my mom still asks if I'm "addicted" to "that Star-thing". She asks me every phone call. And she can't tell the difference between sc, my desktop, and online cards. "Are you playing cards?" she asks while I'm playing sc. I hope I can keep up with technology so I can identify with my children when/if I have them.
EDIT: OH, AND THIS!!!
On April 12 2009 12:00 freedom yay wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2009 11:54 riptide wrote: This sounds repairable. Fix it now, before it's too late. I'm sure if you try hard enough, ask enough people, you can get her number. She asked you to the prom, and your status line must have made it look like you didn't wanna go. It could have been read that way. Don't be a fool. Put your pride aside and fix it. QFT
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On April 12 2009 11:29 HnR)Insane wrote:Wow, you're pretty dumb
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On April 12 2009 12:07 ReCharge wrote: Hmm, I can give you more advices, but I gotta know, WHERE are you from???
Vietnam if it might help
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+ Show Spoiler +Given my previous somewhat well thought out contention earlier, I'll just simplify my position here:
Bitches aint' shit
+ Show Spoiler +Seriously, she should chin the f*** up.
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On April 12 2009 11:29 HnR)Insane wrote:Wow, you're pretty dumb
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Haha, sadly iNcontrol is right, this entire thread reeks of stereotypical Asian. I think you should just work on being a lot more confident with/around women; it tends to be a big turn on for them. Also, posting "no more prom date" is basically a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This can be a good lesson for you, and just remember, if she's Asian there's more than a decent chance she wasn't going to get drunk and sleep with you after prom anyway.
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she is asian and I don't think about anything after Prom
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what the fuck does this girl expect from you, some doctor phil monologue or something? it sounds like she is pretty immature in the first place, but if you liked her, you probably could have just spewed some bullshit about how everything will be ok and that would have been just fine for her.
it doesn't seem like this chick will be really hard for you to get back, she is probably just playing some immature game and she wants some attention from you. normally i wouldn't put up with this shit but for the sake of a prom date just let her know you are sorry then copy paste a dialogue from some chick flick where the guy comforts and girl about her problems and you'll be set.
also, you posting your "prom status" as an away message is a totally gay thing to do. that's something a chick would do, not you. you are a man
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Sydney2287 Posts
On April 12 2009 11:38 Guilford wrote: I don't have her number and I am still high school student (no driving) so no ways I can talk to her now. Well, I am pretty shy to ask any girls to go with me, she was the one asked me if I want to go to Prom with her, maybe because she knew that I was too shy to ask.
About my mom, I think she just wanted me to concentrate in studying and nothing else.
Walk, bus, train.
Look up her home phone. Ask her friends if they have her mobile. Hell even email her. If you want to contact her, there is definitely a way. It sounds like something that can be smoothed over through explanation and a gift of some kind.
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one of my friend is trying to talk to her. anyways, there is a chance she couldn't go because she once told me hadn't prepare for it yet and she worried about the cost of clothing, make up, prom ticket,... so the only think I am worrying about is friendship, nothing else.
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On April 12 2009 12:30 Guilford wrote: one of my friend is trying to talk to her. anyways, there is a chance she couldn't go because she once told me hadn't prepare for it yet and she worried about the cost of clothing, make up, prom ticket,... so the only think I am worrying about is friendship, nothing else.
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I have very few friends that is why I don't want to lose friend.
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Canada7170 Posts
You really need to tell her yourself, dude. Don't panic and everything should work out. If she doesn't understand, then she's incredibly erratic/emotional/irrational.
Bockit is 100% spot on with the gift idea.
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Link her to the blog!~ She will understand you're a mommas boy fool and give you a second chance based on your uniqueness~
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currently, she is online but when I try to talk to her she just has a short answer such as when I told her that I apologize, she answered me "never mind".
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why do people insist on putting their most intimate details in their facebook statuses/away messages/twitter/whatever?
seriously, you have a fight with a girl and that is the first thing you put in your away message? ridiculous. you reap what you sow.
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On April 12 2009 11:27 Guilford wrote:I just angered my Prom date and she told me to go Prom alone. The story is that last night I chatted with her while doing the term paper for Critical Analysis class. She had her yahoo messenger id in invisible mode. She was telling me that she was sad and crying. At that moment, my mom was around. Apparently, my mom doesn't like me chatting especially with girls so I ignored her messages while my mom was there. Then she asked me I was supposed to soothe her because she was sad. My mom was still around so any messages with the content related to her would draw her attention. I chose to lie and told her because I was doing the term paper and sleepy, I didn't noticed her messages. Then she told me that I was just like anyone else, I didn't care for her. Then I tried to apologize. And It was late at night so I thought she had been asleep. I put up a my yahoo messenger status "no date for me, going prom alone" because I thought she wouldn't go to Prom with me anymore. Then she messaged me asking if I put that up on purpose and told me that she wouldn't go with me anymore, then she told me good night. Look like I just screwed up everything. Just hope it won't affect the friendship (. How foolish me! This is hilarious. You and your mom are both fucked up.
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On April 12 2009 12:44 Guilford wrote: currently, she is online but when I try to talk to her she just has a short answer such as when I told her that I apologize, she answered me "never mind".
Cause she thinks you were being a selfish guy who was too tired to care about her feelings. If you say it was cause your afraid of your mom it's a whole different story and she may be more understanding. The truth may set you free
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LOL at what you did in response... dude..
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On April 12 2009 12:36 Guilford wrote: I have very few friends that is why I don't want to lose friend. You need to chin up too, man. Smile more often, even if you're not happy, it will make you happier
There are plenty of people out there to make friends with.
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Thank god my mom is visually impaired (she needs glasses)
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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look like things kind of settle down for a bit. anyways, thank guy for replying.
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Well DONT ****** Screw up again!
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On April 12 2009 11:49 {88}iNcontroL wrote: based on this story I know
A. you are asian
B. she is asian
I know this for a LOT of real racist/generalized reasons but the big sell was when you said "foolish."
bingo
Hahaha, I thought the exact same thing after reading the OP.
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On April 12 2009 11:41 G5 wrote:
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United States22883 Posts
On April 12 2009 12:30 Guilford wrote: one of my friend is trying to talk to her. anyways, there is a chance she couldn't go because she once told me hadn't prepare for it yet and she worried about the cost of clothing, make up, prom ticket,... so the only think I am worrying about is friendship, nothing else. You don't need to go to prom, they usually suck anyways. You can still do something really nice for her, like plan a nice dinner and everything or a really good date, where she doesn't have to worry about the ridiculous cost/prep time.
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that sucks, but the situation still seems fixable. just smooth talk her
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I don't even have to read the whole post to give my advice:
Fuck that scunt Go pick up some girls, take a new one to the prom. If you don't know how, learn, it's actually not hard.
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Moral of the story:
Use msn.
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Dude, thats the first time I heard any parents not want there kids to go to prom/hang out with gf/ or anything of that matter. Why the hell wont they let you talk to a girl?
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On April 12 2009 11:49 {88}iNcontroL wrote: based on this story I know
A. you are asian
B. she is asian
I know this for a LOT of real racist/generalized reasons but the big sell was when you said "foolish."
bingo
Explains a lot lmao..
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I say screw her, who does she think she is trying to group you in with all the other people who won't comfort her. If she can't put up with your petty lies and inappropriate status's you don't need her. You should show her how the internet was meant to be used by 1st sending her one ambiguous message on fb and then burning your bridges like the huns are invading, drop all contact, total black out. Then when you see her in the halls you make eye contact until she enters a kill zone of about 15ft where you quickly pivot your head and inspect those lockers like an optimistic meth-addict staring at a scratch and sniff lottery ticket he found on the street. --But seriously, decisions time, if you really liked her you'd find a way to contact her...but more importantly, unless you have some kind of ace up your sleeve you should contact her regardless, you don't want to miss prom.
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On April 12 2009 14:40 n.DieJokes wrote: I say screw her, who does she think she is trying to group you in with all the other people who won't comfort her. If she can't put up with your petty lies and inappropriate status's you don't need her. You should show her how the internet was meant to be used by 1st sending her one ambiguous message on fb and then burning your bridges like the huns are invading, drop all contact, total black out. Then when you see her in the halls you make eye contact until she enters a kill zone of about 15ft where you quickly pivot your head and inspect those lockers like an optimistic meth-addict staring at a scratch and sniff lottery ticket he found on the street. --But seriously, decisions time, if you really liked her you'd find a way to contact her...but more importantly, unless you have some kind of ace up your sleeve you should contact her regardless, you don't want to miss prom. this thread can't get any better lmaaoooo.
On April 12 2009 12:20 TommyG wrote: what the fuck does this girl expect from you, some doctor phil monologue or something? it sounds like she is pretty immature in the first place, but if you liked her, you probably could have just spewed some bullshit about how everything will be ok and that would have been just fine for her.
it doesn't seem like this chick will be really hard for you to get back, she is probably just playing some immature game and she wants some attention from you. normally i wouldn't put up with this shit but for the sake of a prom date just let her know you are sorry then copy paste a dialogue from some chick flick where the guy comforts and girl about her problems and you'll be set.
also, you posting your "prom status" as an away message is a totally gay thing to do. that's something a chick would do, not you. you are a man
LMFAO
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The situation now is okay now I guess. She talks to me like normal now.
And finally, someone has rated this blog 5 stars.
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FuDDx
United States4998 Posts
I never went to prom ever. I never got my pic taken for HS ever.
I wish I had gotten my picture taken but I do not regret not going to the prom.
Of course my life choices at the time did nothing for my future, academically, except maybe kill allot of brain cells that i wish i could get back.
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Is your mother trying to make you gay? Seriously, tell your mother that you're a Man, and you need to talk to women.
Also you need to apologize to your prom date and start looking for another date. If she is still willing to go to prom then proceed. But if it's too late, don't worry about any further than it necessarily needs to be.
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"Look, I messed up and I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, and in retrospect ya it was a stupid thing to do. But I still like you, and I still want to go to prom with you. If you'll have me."
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On April 12 2009 12:30 Guilford wrote: one of my friend is trying to talk to her. anyways, there is a chance she couldn't go because she once told me hadn't prepare for it yet and she worried about the cost of clothing, make up, prom ticket,... so the only think I am worrying about is friendship, nothing else.
Dude... if it was an away message you shoulda just told her right away that it was an old away message and u didnt mean to put that one up! \
pay for her ticket and shit.
also talk to her yourself don't make your friends do it....
This is why no girls like asian guys because they are momma's boys and cant take control of any situations, and when they screw up they are too busy hating on themselves to try and make up for it. Sorry for the generalization.
I wish you the best of luck but that was seriously a dumb move on your part. But its never too late to go out of your way and fix things so gogogo.
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tl;dr but prom hasn't happened yet right? Well if it did OMFG I WANNA TELL YOU MY PROM.
It started with 10-12 good guy friends along with 25 hot chick friends. In two hummer limos. Okay im done. Oh and 3 different type of x tabs along with alchy and WEED!
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On April 12 2009 14:46 Guilford wrote: The situation now is okay now I guess. She talks to me like normal now.
And finally, someone has rated this blog 5 stars. This guy
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You're in high school and your mother is looking over your shoulder while at the computer? Not only that but prohibits you from communicating with the opposite sex? Fuck that.
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Next time, stab your mom in the jaw.
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
On April 12 2009 11:27 Guilford wrote: I put up a my yahoo messenger status "no date for me, going prom alone" because I thought she wouldn't go to Prom with me anymore. Why would you do that in the first place? Seriously no one cares...
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Prom is in about 3-4 weeks for me.
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On April 12 2009 14:53 n.DieJokes wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2009 14:46 Guilford wrote: The situation now is okay now I guess. She talks to me like normal now.
And finally, someone has rated this blog 5 stars. This guy
It is just to change the atmosphere.
Well, I don't have that much money to cover her part so there is a big chance that I am going alone. Most of the girl I know has already been asked.
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Tell your mom to get you a cup of water
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On April 12 2009 11:29 HnR)Insane wrote:Wow, you're pretty dumb
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On April 12 2009 11:29 HnR)Insane wrote:Wow, you're pretty dumb
Why on earth would you edit your personal status to "no prom date for me" before anything actually happened??? I hope you can fix this but if not you can thank yourself for this. To me, this screams stupid left and right.
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lolol wtf. dont worry you can still go alone.
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Maybe now you could take your mother with you, im guessing that would make her very happy as she wouldnt have to worry about you doing dirty things with that girl like holding her hand or something like that ; D.
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My god, my prom is two months away O_O
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On April 12 2009 11:29 HnR)Insane wrote:Wow, you're pretty dumb
And 5/5, great read.
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Yes, you are pretty dumb.
If you really want to go to the prom with her just be a man and call her. Then apologize and tell her how it was all your fault bla bla.
And seriously, was your mom in your room the whole time ?
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no, not the whole time though just sometimes a little bit long. Usually on weekdays I don't meet her, I only return to my parents' house on weekends.
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Dun worry, if it makes you feel any better I don't have a date either. I haven't really been looking for one or shut down yet or anything but I'm just kind of lazy.
It's alright though, because then I don't have to cling to a single chick for the rest of the night or anything, grad party is going to rock so hard. :D
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What the fuck is up with your mom?
Are you jehova's witness or something like it?!
WTF....
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That's so cute .
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try to soothe her in person? Who the hell does that through im chat? that's just inhuman and awkward
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Ha is it prom yet?! Tell her what rly happened T_T
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listen dude!!!!!
You need to act like you dont need her. YOu need to make her beg for you to go with her. Dont be so needy man. You need to act like you could ask 10 different hotter girls than her to the prom but you choose her because she is special.
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Austin10831 Posts
On April 12 2009 19:16 Ichigo1234551 wrote: listen dude!!!!!
You need to act like you dont need her. YOu need to make her beg for you to go with her. Dont be so needy man. You need to act like you could ask 10 different hotter girls than her to the prom but you choose her because she is special. listen to this guy if you'd like to never date again
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On April 12 2009 20:11 BroOd wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2009 19:16 Ichigo1234551 wrote: listen dude!!!!!
You need to act like you dont need her. YOu need to make her beg for you to go with her. Dont be so needy man. You need to act like you could ask 10 different hotter girls than her to the prom but you choose her because she is special. listen to this guy if you'd like to never date again
He's probably fifteen, and has 234234234 pr0n tabs open at the moment. Really the kinda person you want relationship advice from.
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On April 12 2009 19:16 Ichigo1234551 wrote: listen dude!!!!!
You need to act like you dont need her. YOu need to make her beg for you to go with her. Dont be so needy man. You need to act like you could ask 10 different hotter girls than her to the prom but you choose her because she is special.
quite possibly the best advice I have ever heard in my short years of existence
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On April 12 2009 19:16 Ichigo1234551 wrote: listen dude!!!!!
You need to act like you dont need her. YOu need to make her beg for you to go with her. Dont be so needy man. You need to act like you could ask 10 different hotter girls than her to the prom but you choose her because she is special.
listen to this women if ur a geek
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On April 12 2009 19:16 Ichigo1234551 wrote: listen dude!!!!!
You need to act like you dont need her. YOu need to make her beg for you to go with her. Dont be so needy man. You need to act like you could ask 10 different hotter girls than her to the prom but you choose her because she is special. This is actually somewhat true. + Show Spoiler +but only for stupid bints lol
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LOL You could have just faked being afk and in the bathroom or eating dinner or something....
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck.
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On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck.
i agree, i just tried this out and it worked!
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On April 12 2009 13:26 Straylight wrote: Hahaha high school kids.
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On April 13 2009 08:05 Bub wrote:
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You seem like you may be retarded based on your story...
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JIJIyO
Canada1957 Posts
What are you? Some kind of gay fish?
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On April 12 2009 12:22 Bockit wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2009 11:38 Guilford wrote: I don't have her number and I am still high school student (no driving) so no ways I can talk to her now. Well, I am pretty shy to ask any girls to go with me, she was the one asked me if I want to go to Prom with her, maybe because she knew that I was too shy to ask.
About my mom, I think she just wanted me to concentrate in studying and nothing else. Walk, bus, train. Insert the words " in front of a" after 'walk' and this thread would have provided appropriate advice for the kid.
Holy balls, your mother doesn't like you talking to girls on the internet, looks over your shoulder all the time AND you're rather anti social? THERE'S A SURPRISE!
Fucking over-protective parents... MY POOR LITTLE JIMMY CANT GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK IF HE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE!!! MUAHAHAHA. Jesus christ.
I feel sorry for you :\
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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much to learn about women you have
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On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck.
lol this might work.
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On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck. LOL! aaaah I just diedddddd
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bitch slap a ho and i don't mean your ex-gf
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On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck. wtf......my face hurts now from laughing
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you sure are stupid rofl, you'd think that the things you did on that night would mess up your chances, but you did them anyway.
way to go.
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Does your mom read you screen constantly? I mean wtf it take 5 seconds to pop up the screen read what she wrote and respond.
Stop being so damn whipped by your mom. If you're going to prom you must be 17-18 years old right? If your mom don't like it give here a good slap to the face and tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich or somethin.
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Canada1876 Posts
god, so many gems in this thread + Show Spoiler +start with On April 15 2009 08:45 Jonoman92 wrote: Does your mom read you screen constantly? I mean wtf it take 5 seconds to pop up the screen read what she wrote and respond.
Stop being so damn whipped by your mom. If you're going to prom you must be 17-18 years old right? If your mom don't like it give here a good slap to the face and tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich or somethin. and follow it up with On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck. good ruck, lol
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On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck. I like you
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On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..
You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.
If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.
Good ruck.
omg rofl.
insensitive troll is insensitive.
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