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Has anyone here ever had a threesome? I think I had a chance, last night, but I messed it up.
My friend Jane said invited me and my friend Pedro out to a bar with her. We go, and meet some of her friends there. I'm having a good time talking to her friends and flirting with her, but Pedro isn't, because he's a really quiet nerdy guy who never goes to bars.
So he leaves, and my ex, Larissa, comes into the bar. She's a really sexy girl, who broke up with me to date some asshole, and I've been trying to get back with her ever since. Also, she's bi, and I know that she's at least made out with Jane before.
So me, Jane, and Larissa are all hanging out at the bar with some other people, drinking a lot, and they're both flirting with me and with each other. At one point Jane asked us if we were dating anyone, and we both said no, and she was like "so, i guess we're all single here..."
We left at close, to go smoke pot at Jane's apartment. So now it's just me, Jane, and Larissa, sitting there listening to music, with nothing to do. I tried to touch Jane, but she backed off, and said something like "boy I'm really tired...". I asked her to dance with me, and she said no. Eventually I just gave up, and took Larissa home. I tried to go in with her, but got denied again.
Anyone have any good advice, or stories? I'm gonna see both these girls again on Friday. What should I do?
 
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I dont mean to be a pain but at what point did you think there was a hint of a threesome?!
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On May 21 2008 08:12 Psychobabas wrote:
I dont mean to be a pain but at what point did you think there was a hint of a threesome?!
Well I guess I didn't convey it too well in my writing but I felt for sure that both of them were attracted to me and that they were attracted to each other as well.
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They were attracted to you, but when you made a move both scattered. I'm guessing they were just drunk/teasing.
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Yes, but I was too cheap to pay the bus fare.
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The problem was the weed. They had read my posts and felt guilty.
Shoulda went with heroin.
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Maybe you guys were just drunk/high?
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On May 21 2008 08:36 Demoninja wrote:
Maybe you guys were just drunk/high?
Nah we didn't really have that much.
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the closet i've come to a threesome is that one of my ex's was bi, and when we were together, one of her closest friends ever since elementary school was actually living with her in her room cause her friend had some family issues going on. since her room was kinda small, she'd basically sleep in the same bed as her friend which wasn't a problem for her ... until she started dating me. i'd say at several occasions, i'll be chilling in bed and my ex would be trying to seduce her friend who was also in bed watching whatever movie with us. but her friend isn't bi, so whatever. i can atleast say that i've slept with 2 girls at the same time... haha. but no, not the whole 9 miles.
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nope no threesome, but i have had sex with a girl in a extremely tiny tent while her friend was making out with this girl next to us (lesbian) anyway it was pitch black so i coulndt really enjoy their action
festivals, more like sextifals am i right
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i have threesomes all the fucking time
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On May 21 2008 08:47 MarklarMarklar wrote:
nope no threesome, but i have had sex with a girl in a extremely tiny tent while her friend was making out with this girl next to us (lesbian) anyway it was pitch black so i coulndt really enjoy their action
festivals, more like sextifals am i right
woah this sounds cool unless they were ugly
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me and my girlfriend about two years ago had a threesome with my girlfriend's friend. I can't give you any tips though because my gf organised it all  sorry
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On May 21 2008 08:30 micronesia wrote:
Shoulda went with heroin.
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On May 21 2008 09:05 prOxi.swAMi wrote:me and my girlfriend about two years ago had a threesome with my girlfriend's friend. I can't give you any tips though because my gf organised it all sorry
so was it two guys or two girls?
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I would never do a threesome with another guy.
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On May 21 2008 11:00 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I would never do a threesome with another guy.
Especially with your girl....some people do that kind of stuff though.
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On May 21 2008 11:00 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I would never do a threesome with another guy.
This reminds me of Scrubs, in the episode where Carla is using the Lasso of truth (or maybe it was Elliot, doesn't matter) and Todd says "I once had a threesome ... and not the cool kind D: !"
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my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.
all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"
I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.
I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.
It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).
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lol runny faucet, that's nasty.
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