threesomes - Page 2

On May 21 2008 12:39 Rayzorblade wrote:
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).

On May 21 2008 14:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:

DL some porn asap...I am confident that you can figure it out if you are willing to put in the time.

On May 21 2008 12:39 Rayzorblade wrote:
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).

On May 21 2008 08:07 Luddite wrote:
Has anyone here ever had a threesome? I think I had a chance, last night, but I messed it up.

My friend Jane said invited me and my friend Pedro out to a bar with her. We go, and meet some of her friends there. I'm having a good time talking to her friends and flirting with her, but Pedro isn't, because he's a really quiet nerdy guy who never goes to bars.

So he leaves, and my ex, Larissa, comes into the bar. She's a really sexy girl, who broke up with me to date some asshole, and I've been trying to get back with her ever since. Also, she's bi, and I know that she's at least made out with Jane before.

So me, Jane, and Larissa are all hanging out at the bar with some other people, drinking a lot, and they're both flirting with me and with each other. At one point Jane asked us if we were dating anyone, and we both said no, and she was like "so, i guess we're all single here..."

We left at close, to go smoke pot at Jane's apartment. So now it's just me, Jane, and Larissa, sitting there listening to music, with nothing to do. I tried to touch Jane, but she backed off, and said something like "boy I'm really tired...". I asked her to dance with me, and she said no. Eventually I just gave up, and took Larissa home. I tried to go in with her, but got denied again.

Anyone have any good advice, or stories? I'm gonna see both these girls again on Friday. What should I do?

On May 21 2008 14:30 ieatkids5 wrote:

LOL
great story

On May 21 2008 12:39 Rayzorblade wrote:
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).