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geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
May 21 2008 05:11 GMT
#21
what are the logistics of a threesome? a 2 guy 1 girl one makes sense because a girl has multiple holes. but a guy only has 1 penis so what's the other girl supposed to do?
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 21 2008 05:30 GMT
#22
On May 21 2008 12:39 Rayzorblade wrote:
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).

LOL
great story
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
May 21 2008 05:32 GMT
#23
On May 21 2008 14:11 geometryb wrote:
what are the logistics of a threesome? a 2 guy 1 girl one makes sense because a girl has multiple holes. but a guy only has 1 penis so what's the other girl supposed to do?

DL some porn asap...I am confident that you can figure it out if you are willing to put in the time.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
May 21 2008 05:36 GMT
#24
On May 21 2008 14:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 14:11 geometryb wrote:
what are the logistics of a threesome? a 2 guy 1 girl one makes sense because a girl has multiple holes. but a guy only has 1 penis so what's the other girl supposed to do?

DL some porn asap...I am confident that you can figure it out if you are willing to put in the time.

its fake, no way you could do what they do
Do you really want chat rooms?
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 21 2008 06:29 GMT
#25
On May 21 2008 12:39 Rayzorblade wrote:
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).


5/5 would read again
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Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
May 21 2008 06:36 GMT
#26
On May 21 2008 08:07 Luddite wrote:
Has anyone here ever had a threesome? I think I had a chance, last night, but I messed it up.

My friend Jane said invited me and my friend Pedro out to a bar with her. We go, and meet some of her friends there. I'm having a good time talking to her friends and flirting with her, but Pedro isn't, because he's a really quiet nerdy guy who never goes to bars.

So he leaves, and my ex, Larissa, comes into the bar. She's a really sexy girl, who broke up with me to date some asshole, and I've been trying to get back with her ever since. Also, she's bi, and I know that she's at least made out with Jane before.

So me, Jane, and Larissa are all hanging out at the bar with some other people, drinking a lot, and they're both flirting with me and with each other. At one point Jane asked us if we were dating anyone, and we both said no, and she was like "so, i guess we're all single here..."

We left at close, to go smoke pot at Jane's apartment. So now it's just me, Jane, and Larissa, sitting there listening to music, with nothing to do. I tried to touch Jane, but she backed off, and said something like "boy I'm really tired...". I asked her to dance with me, and she said no. Eventually I just gave up, and took Larissa home. I tried to go in with her, but got denied again.

Anyone have any good advice, or stories? I'm gonna see both these girls again on Friday. What should I do?


rofl nigga please

That wasn't close to a threesome bro, sorry


And yes I have had one
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
May 21 2008 13:50 GMT
#27
hahahahah razor

luddite, youre a cool dude, but i must have missed where the 3some was implied there. i think the alchy was gettin to you buddy!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
May 21 2008 17:57 GMT
#28
I've once been invited by another guy for a quicky threesome with a hooker but i declined. Mainly because he was like 2m tall and had the body of a heavyweight boxer.

Instant self esteem destroyer, no thx.
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
May 21 2008 18:01 GMT
#29
On May 21 2008 14:30 ieatkids5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 12:39 Rayzorblade wrote:
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).

LOL
great story

Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
May 21 2008 18:11 GMT
#30
lol -_-;;
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 21 2008 20:00 GMT
#31
On May 21 2008 12:39 Rayzorblade wrote:
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).


hahaha lol nice DP story
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
May 21 2008 21:05 GMT
#32
rofl Rayzorblade good story
I put the fu in fun
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
May 21 2008 22:44 GMT
#33
wtf, you think you had a pretty good chance? That was nowhere close as far as I'm concerned.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
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