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Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
May 20 2008 23:07 GMT
#1
Has anyone here ever had a threesome? I think I had a chance, last night, but I messed it up.

My friend Jane said invited me and my friend Pedro out to a bar with her. We go, and meet some of her friends there. I'm having a good time talking to her friends and flirting with her, but Pedro isn't, because he's a really quiet nerdy guy who never goes to bars.

So he leaves, and my ex, Larissa, comes into the bar. She's a really sexy girl, who broke up with me to date some asshole, and I've been trying to get back with her ever since. Also, she's bi, and I know that she's at least made out with Jane before.

So me, Jane, and Larissa are all hanging out at the bar with some other people, drinking a lot, and they're both flirting with me and with each other. At one point Jane asked us if we were dating anyone, and we both said no, and she was like "so, i guess we're all single here..."

We left at close, to go smoke pot at Jane's apartment. So now it's just me, Jane, and Larissa, sitting there listening to music, with nothing to do. I tried to touch Jane, but she backed off, and said something like "boy I'm really tired...". I asked her to dance with me, and she said no. Eventually I just gave up, and took Larissa home. I tried to go in with her, but got denied again.

Anyone have any good advice, or stories? I'm gonna see both these girls again on Friday. What should I do?

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Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
May 20 2008 23:12 GMT
#2
I dont mean to be a pain but at what point did you think there was a hint of a threesome?!
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
May 20 2008 23:15 GMT
#3
On May 21 2008 08:12 Psychobabas wrote:
I dont mean to be a pain but at what point did you think there was a hint of a threesome?!

Well I guess I didn't convey it too well in my writing but I felt for sure that both of them were attracted to me and that they were attracted to each other as well.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
May 20 2008 23:16 GMT
#4
They were attracted to you, but when you made a move both scattered. I'm guessing they were just drunk/teasing.
Hi
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
May 20 2008 23:19 GMT
#5
Yes, but I was too cheap to pay the bus fare.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24652 Posts
May 20 2008 23:30 GMT
#6
The problem was the weed. They had read my posts and felt guilty.

Shoulda went with heroin.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
May 20 2008 23:36 GMT
#7
Maybe you guys were just drunk/high?
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
May 20 2008 23:41 GMT
#8
On May 21 2008 08:36 Demoninja wrote:
Maybe you guys were just drunk/high?

Nah we didn't really have that much.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 20 2008 23:43 GMT
#9
the closet i've come to a threesome is that one of my ex's was bi, and when we were together, one of her closest friends ever since elementary school was actually living with her in her room cause her friend had some family issues going on. since her room was kinda small, she'd basically sleep in the same bed as her friend which wasn't a problem for her ... until she started dating me. i'd say at several occasions, i'll be chilling in bed and my ex would be trying to seduce her friend who was also in bed watching whatever movie with us. but her friend isn't bi, so whatever. i can atleast say that i've slept with 2 girls at the same time... haha. but no, not the whole 9 miles.
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
May 20 2008 23:47 GMT
#10
nope no threesome, but i have had sex with a girl in a extremely tiny tent while her friend was making out with this girl next to us (lesbian) anyway it was pitch black so i coulndt really enjoy their action

festivals, more like sextifals am i right
hello there
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 20 2008 23:55 GMT
#11
i have threesomes all the fucking time
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 20 2008 23:56 GMT
#12
On May 21 2008 08:47 MarklarMarklar wrote:
nope no threesome, but i have had sex with a girl in a extremely tiny tent while her friend was making out with this girl next to us (lesbian) anyway it was pitch black so i coulndt really enjoy their action

festivals, more like sextifals am i right



woah this sounds cool unless they were ugly
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
May 21 2008 00:05 GMT
#13
me and my girlfriend about two years ago had a threesome with my girlfriend's friend. I can't give you any tips though because my gf organised it all sorry
Oh no
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 21 2008 00:47 GMT
#14
On May 21 2008 08:30 micronesia wrote:


Shoulda went with heroin.

everliving, everfaithful, eversure
gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
May 21 2008 01:38 GMT
#15
On May 21 2008 09:05 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
me and my girlfriend about two years ago had a threesome with my girlfriend's friend. I can't give you any tips though because my gf organised it all sorry


so was it two guys or two girls?
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 21 2008 02:00 GMT
#16
I would never do a threesome with another guy.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
May 21 2008 02:14 GMT
#17
On May 21 2008 11:00 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I would never do a threesome with another guy.

Especially with your girl....some people do that kind of stuff though.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
May 21 2008 02:59 GMT
#18
On May 21 2008 11:00 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I would never do a threesome with another guy.

This reminds me of Scrubs, in the episode where Carla is using the Lasso of truth (or maybe it was Elliot, doesn't matter) and Todd says "I once had a threesome ... and not the cool kind D: !"
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 03:40:34
May 21 2008 03:39 GMT
#19
my friend and I once banged this black chick in Virginia.

all I remember (I was pretty drunk) was lying on the bed and this thin little girl riding me and my friend bursting into the room (also drunk), stripping butt-naked, and climbing up above me and literally snagging this chick by the head and shoving his dick into her mouth while exclaiming, "Suck it you fuckin' bitch!"

I remember, peering up at his scrotum and his dick, slamming into her mouth, the distinct feeling that I had just somehow been teleported into a real-life porno.

I woke up the next morning with her pants around my ankles, her butt-naked on the floor, and my friend passed out at his desk, also butt-naked.

It was a truly baffling experience and one which I wish never to experience again. (Particularly the proximity of another man's scrotum wobbling a couple of feet above my face while some girl's slobber dripped away like a runny faucet).
Fobbish
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Korea (South)1071 Posts
May 21 2008 05:04 GMT
#20
lol runny faucet, that's nasty.
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