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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEF
HAVE A ZERG CAKE
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Well, look, as Chairman Ray would say: "Old". And it's probably true. I guess every day, we draw closer to death. Actually fuck that, that sounds too emo. Birthdays aren't about dwelling on death, they're about celebrating that you're alive and here with us, and how wonderful that is. At any moment, an accidental nuclear war could start and kill us all, so I think every day we have is an amazing blessing to look at and admire, like a fine work of art. A lot of days don't really seem like works of art, though. They look more like works of fart. I guess that's why it's important to set aside special days where you go out of your way to have more fun than usual. So that's why I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and many more.
Have a peachy birthday!
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