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Hearthstone QQ TherapySince the Hearthstone can be sooooooooo unfair, we need a collective place to groan and moan whenever we don't get into the next wave of beta invites or if Robocop e-spikes your fansite giveaway and sells his ill-gotten Hearthstone keys. Please use this thread for that.
Balance QQ, User QQ and Game QQ is welcome as long as it is related to Hearthstone. Get creative!
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On December 19 2013 10:58 Steelavocado wrote:
what a joke. fucking wait one week for arena then come back to 3 straight arenas with no epic/legendary cards and my cards suck monkey dick. Go fucking step on a lego blizzard
what a joke. fucking wait one week for arena then come back to 3 straight arenas with no epic/legendary cards and my cards suck monkey dick. Go fucking step on a lego blizzard
Thanks for fixing the game Blizzard! You jerks! The lego finisher is a bit harsh though.
On January 07 2014 22:35 Nyrr wrote:
When you have lethal on the board but you just play your spells before you attack with your minions.
And then you remember the Wild Pyromancer on your board.
I'm so horrible.
When you have lethal on the board but you just play your spells before you attack with your minions.
And then you remember the Wild Pyromancer on your board.
I'm so horrible.
This felt poetic and self-loathing at the same time.
On January 27 2014 10:17 fomal wrote:
Was playing as a Rogue against a Mage in arena. It was going pretty good, I got the first boot (in the middle position) at around turn 3, but I got a purple texture-bugged fruit in the top one shortly after, ruining the model of the boot. I ended up losing the game. I really hope Blizzard does something about mages.
Was playing as a Rogue against a Mage in arena. It was going pretty good, I got the first boot (in the middle position) at around turn 3, but I got a purple texture-bugged fruit in the top one shortly after, ruining the model of the boot. I ended up losing the game. I really hope Blizzard does something about mages.
The first legitimate QQ in this thread.
On February 05 2014 16:22 eollie wrote:
I get go shovel some snow. That is not as therapeutic as people would like you to think it is BTW. Come back sit down and think man my back hurts from that snow guess Ill play a couple games. I do good play some really good people. Then mirror, mirror, counter, mirror. And I sit look at the screen and think go to hell Blizzard.
I get go shovel some snow. That is not as therapeutic as people would like you to think it is BTW. Come back sit down and think man my back hurts from that snow guess Ill play a couple games. I do good play some really good people. Then mirror, mirror, counter, mirror. And I sit look at the screen and think go to hell Blizzard.
The conspiracy theories start.
On August 03 2014 00:48 Butterz wrote:
This just happened to me ...... the pictures say it all
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This just happened to me ...... the pictures say it all
I wish these were in the Sunday morning newspapers.
On September 25 2014 21:11 Silverspud wrote:
The swirling ball of fire hangs over Jaina's head, stuck in time. I drag the Pyroblast over and over to the Druid's face, begging to get that 1 sweet victory I'd earned. The fuse lights up and begins disappearing across the board.
"What to do?" Jaina asks.
"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, JAINA!" I bark at the fictional mage.
Finally, the fuse reaches the right side of the field and bursts, the ball of fire disappears, and Pyroblast shows up in my hand again with the words "It's not your turn" mocking me on the board.
"Well played," Malfurion condescendingly states.
The Ironbark Protectors double-team Jaina until she shatters. Even when you win, you lose sometimes.
The swirling ball of fire hangs over Jaina's head, stuck in time. I drag the Pyroblast over and over to the Druid's face, begging to get that 1 sweet victory I'd earned. The fuse lights up and begins disappearing across the board.
"What to do?" Jaina asks.
"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, JAINA!" I bark at the fictional mage.
Finally, the fuse reaches the right side of the field and bursts, the ball of fire disappears, and Pyroblast shows up in my hand again with the words "It's not your turn" mocking me on the board.
"Well played," Malfurion condescendingly states.
The Ironbark Protectors double-team Jaina until she shatters. Even when you win, you lose sometimes.
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