EPT****On Screen**** Tychus Findlay is seen groaning as he shoveled another batch of minerals to the command center.
Tychus stares up, setting his outfit on autopilot.
"Woa, woa! Where are you going?" Commander Stetman walks by. "Oh it's you, Tychus! I suppose you can help me fix my new invention: the Ultraliskuu Bunker!"
Tychus snorts, "Whatcha want Egon? I'd give you some of this luv as soon work fer ya." He really speaks the worse from brain damage, but this is the last time it will be written this way. After all, this is a high-level report.
"Haven't you heard? Your suit has self-repair and biorestorative abilities inside of a bunker. I'm under orders not to give you neural plastic repair, but no one said I can't drop an advice or special something," Stetman beams. "Or we can do it your way. Let's see... put another bullet in Tychus? he-
<Viol Code 2632: Breach of Confidentiality - Enabling Prisoner. Criminal: Commander Stetman.>
"What is a bunker? Is that your momma?" Tychus chortles.
<14:00 Timestamp: Prisoner 646 with upanated cranium able to recall jokes prior to crime>
Stetman: "Back off man. Anyways the bunker is behind the wall-off. They have been retrofitted with Ultralisk tusks to fend off those pesky zerglings. Be careful between the pneumatic devices. Those tusks are quite sharp."
And Egon turns to leave.
<Viol Code 2632: Stolen Hardware - Enabling Prisoner with Neural Piece. Criminal: Commander Stetman.>
******* Raynor turns away. Overhead, the lights blink:
<Status Update: Flagship Hyperion breached by cyborg passenger. Intruder identified as ex-hero marine Tychus in stow. Code Red Alert.>
