EPTMy response was to go hull up in a Sam's club or Wal-mart and wait for it to blow over or just stage other plans from their.
What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?
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Smithers1211
United States8 Posts
My response was to go hull up in a Sam's club or Wal-mart and wait for it to blow over or just stage other plans from their. | ||
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lazysloth
United States29 Posts
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
Also be sure to grab my Cat. | ||
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Antiochus
Canada548 Posts
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zerroth
Canada173 Posts
Gotta find someone nearby that prepared themselves. | ||
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semantics
10040 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=157982 I think this thread most relates to the OP but this other thread is pretty close in terms of answers http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95505 but then again this thread is the biggest and talks about fucking zombie girls which i think is very disturbing http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=168387 | ||
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NukeTheStars
United States277 Posts
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F1rstAssau1t
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Kenderson
Canada280 Posts
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CooDu
Australia899 Posts
On January 16 2011 13:39 Kenderson wrote: I'd be the last surviving male amongst many surviving females (all young and attractive) with the responsibility of repopulating the earth. XD HAHA, but secretly they're all Zombie chicks and thus you repopulated the next apocalypse! Mwahahahaa | ||
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TheKanAry
United States149 Posts
And you wouldn't want to be on my team, because i'm not feeding my defiler without a 'friend'. | ||
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Darpa
Canada4413 Posts
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Kakera
United States419 Posts
On January 16 2011 13:32 semantics wrote: Just what we needed more zombie threads, wasn't there like a mass of them awhile back. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=157982 I think this thread most relates to the OP but this other thread is pretty close in terms of answers http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95505 but then again this thread is the biggest and talks about fucking zombie girls which i think is very disturbing http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=168387 This, stop posting please. Just let it get closed. It's like a 3-line op brahs. | ||
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eLiE
Canada1039 Posts
EDIT: I wanna add Eric9's plan to my plan | ||
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Eric9
United States125 Posts
Zombie Apocalypse Priority List: 1. Bang some chicks before the airborne virus reaches me and infects me, thus turning me into a zombie. 2. Get high and bang more chicks. 3. See step 1. In the event of an apocalypse things won't be like the movies. There'll be no "wait out the storm" scenario unless you somehow know someone or are someone who happens to work for or own a large military-esque fortress and/or laboratory. Holding up your local walmart won't do. Unlike the misconceptions that we often see in zombie movies, there will be a TON of fkn zombies. Not just a few hundred. Think a few thousand... Will the feeble walmart sliding doors be able to keep them at bay while you snack on canned tuna and instant noodles? Have fun with the time you have left, maybe lock yourself in your apartment with your girlfriend or your family members. Make your last minutes on earth count. | ||
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FunkyFresh
44 Posts
Go to the top floor (where the guns are), w/ the food from the downstairs. Thats my fool proof zombie plan. Gunz + escalator?!?!? Zombies can barely walk up stairs, let alone escalators. | ||
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holydog
131 Posts
On January 16 2011 13:23 Smithers1211 wrote: I was watching Zombie Land the other day and this question popped into my head. My response was to go hull up in a Sam's club or Wal-mart and wait for it to blow over or just stage other plans from their. Holeing up in wal mart is not a bad idea but you do need to consider raiders and i dont think you can hold off a bunch of very hungrey humans with guns. Heading to a farm would be the best idea. Raider wouldnt bother going out into the country until all the food supplies is gone in urban areas and when they do come, you could just hid somewhere on the farm. Theres also the fact that ITS SUSTAINABLE. | ||
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Attri
United States63 Posts
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stack
Canada348 Posts
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boesthius
United States11637 Posts
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