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What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

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Smithers1211
Profile Joined September 2010
United States8 Posts
January 16 2011 04:23 GMT
#1
I was watching Zombie Land the other day and this question popped into my head.

My response was to go hull up in a Sam's club or Wal-mart and wait for it to blow over or just stage other plans from their.
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lazysloth
Profile Joined August 2010
United States29 Posts
January 16 2011 04:25 GMT
#2
Go to a gun store and make a ring of fire around it. Sit on the roof of the gun store and snipe zombies as they come by.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
January 16 2011 04:27 GMT
#3
Go to gun store, then Walgreen's grab as much Insulin as possible, car lot new car then leave for the countryside.

Also be sure to grab my Cat.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Antiochus
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada548 Posts
January 16 2011 04:29 GMT
#4
Eat brains.
All play and no work makes Jack unemployed.
zerroth
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada173 Posts
January 16 2011 04:32 GMT
#5
Gotta follow this guide.



Gotta find someone nearby that prepared themselves.
With no power, comes no responsibility.
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-16 04:37:01
January 16 2011 04:32 GMT
#6
Just what we needed more zombie threads, wasn't there like a mass of them awhile back.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=157982
I think this thread most relates to the OP but this other thread is pretty close in terms of answers
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95505
but then again this thread is the biggest and talks about fucking zombie girls which i think is very disturbing
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=168387
NukeTheStars
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States277 Posts
January 16 2011 04:37 GMT
#7
It'd be fun! Steal a bunch of supplies and print out some stuff to help with ocean navigation. Make a mad dash for the pier, firing your shotgun along the way. Steal a boat and get the hell out of Dodge. To Bora Bora we go! Get to fish a lot and listen to some burned CDs... Man, I can't wait.
F1rstAssau1t
Profile Joined November 2010
1341 Posts
January 16 2011 04:38 GMT
#8
Take out the shotgun.
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Kenderson
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada280 Posts
January 16 2011 04:39 GMT
#9
I'd be the last surviving male amongst many surviving females (all young and attractive) with the responsibility of repopulating the earth. XD
"Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage." -Confucious
CooDu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia899 Posts
January 16 2011 04:44 GMT
#10
On January 16 2011 13:39 Kenderson wrote:
I'd be the last surviving male amongst many surviving females (all young and attractive) with the responsibility of repopulating the earth. XD


HAHA, but secretly they're all Zombie chicks and thus you repopulated the next apocalypse! Mwahahahaa
Just a simple guy, going wherever this journey takes me.
TheKanAry
Profile Joined August 2010
United States149 Posts
January 16 2011 04:47 GMT
#11
I'd get a pet defiler, and a minigun.
And you wouldn't want to be on my team, because i'm not feeding my defiler without a 'friend'.
those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Darpa
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada4413 Posts
January 16 2011 04:47 GMT
#12
umm, Since i live in a high rise, I would just bolt the door (one entrance) and wait for a few weeks until things calmed down, then run out for supplies. My building has fire doors everywhere and a security gate in the parkade and around the complex, also my door is made of steal and heavy oak. So I think id be ok chillin their until the food became an issue. Also my roomate has 3 guns and probaly 2000 rounds of ammo at any given time. LOL
"losers always whine about their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-16 04:48:47
January 16 2011 04:48 GMT
#13
On January 16 2011 13:32 semantics wrote:
Just what we needed more zombie threads, wasn't there like a mass of them awhile back.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=157982
I think this thread most relates to the OP but this other thread is pretty close in terms of answers
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95505
but then again this thread is the biggest and talks about fucking zombie girls which i think is very disturbing
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=168387


This, stop posting please. Just let it get closed. It's like a 3-line op brahs.
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-16 04:55:31
January 16 2011 04:48 GMT
#14
Go down in a blaze of glory, let's be realistic here, we aren't getting out alive, may as well have some fun re-purposing some household items!

EDIT: I wanna add Eric9's plan to my plan
How's the weather down there?
Eric9
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States125 Posts
January 16 2011 04:52 GMT
#15
Hrm, you're overthinking this zombie thing my friend.

Zombie Apocalypse Priority List:
1. Bang some chicks before the airborne virus reaches me and infects me, thus turning me into a zombie.
2. Get high and bang more chicks.
3. See step 1.

In the event of an apocalypse things won't be like the movies. There'll be no "wait out the storm" scenario unless you somehow know someone or are someone who happens to work for or own a large military-esque fortress and/or laboratory. Holding up your local walmart won't do. Unlike the misconceptions that we often see in zombie movies, there will be a TON of fkn zombies. Not just a few hundred. Think a few thousand... Will the feeble walmart sliding doors be able to keep them at bay while you snack on canned tuna and instant noodles?

Have fun with the time you have left, maybe lock yourself in your apartment with your girlfriend or your family members. Make your last minutes on earth count.
"I dice the tomato, you make the sauce." -Teamwork
FunkyFresh
Profile Joined October 2010
44 Posts
January 16 2011 04:53 GMT
#16
A buddy of mine works at dick's sporting goods, and works in the gun department (has the keys).
Go to the top floor (where the guns are), w/ the food from the downstairs. Thats my fool proof zombie plan. Gunz + escalator?!?!? Zombies can barely walk up stairs, let alone escalators.
holydog
Profile Joined September 2010
131 Posts
January 16 2011 04:58 GMT
#17
On January 16 2011 13:23 Smithers1211 wrote:
I was watching Zombie Land the other day and this question popped into my head.

My response was to go hull up in a Sam's club or Wal-mart and wait for it to blow over or just stage other plans from their.


Holeing up in wal mart is not a bad idea but you do need to consider raiders and i dont think you can hold off a bunch of very hungrey humans with guns. Heading to a farm would be the best idea. Raider wouldnt bother going out into the country until all the food supplies is gone in urban areas and when they do come, you could just hid somewhere on the farm. Theres also the fact that ITS SUSTAINABLE.
Attri
Profile Joined October 2010
United States63 Posts
January 16 2011 05:19 GMT
#18
I would tech to brood lords, gg. Oh also find other TLers and play some sc2
shake and bake!
stack
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada348 Posts
January 16 2011 05:21 GMT
#19
i would run a food delivery service and make loads of money off the surviving population that are holed up in their homes. 15000% tip plz.
life is short, dont F it up
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
January 16 2011 05:24 GMT
#20
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